31-07-02:
   *dodges oncoming onslaught of unconventially large hard-hitting and pointy fruits*

   Okay, okay, yeah I know. It's been only one day since I started doing daily updates, and I've already started playing hookey. Then again, that seems to be the normal routine when Green Gibbon! attempts daily updates. So I supposed you could say that I'm filling the void. In any case, I've already pushing aside any plans I may have to continue this trend any time in the near future. Sure, I've already been scoffed at by several people about either my topic for this week's updates, my ideas to do daily updates this week, or just me updating the site in general. Of course, my true fans will know that I have a hard time giving a shit about that. But in any case: screw you Isambard. You just... don't understand.

   Perhaps it's just because this hasn't been the best week for throwing together clever updates on demand. In just the past few days, I've been pretty much barraged by long awaited things falling into my possession, almost as if they had collaborated behind my back, and all decided to gang up on me this one, particular week. I must say I'm quite insulted. No matter how deviously intriguing the Nausicaä of the Valley of Wind manga series, the lifework of the devine Hayao Miyazaki, or the succulant extras found within my new Evangelion Death & Rebirth DVD are, they deserve no praise from me at all if they lack such respect for the great Picky the pig.

   Of course, that's not to say Popcorn won't do daily updates. In fact, I'm sure he'd love to do daily updates for you. I'm sure you'd all be VERY dissapointed if Popcorn didn't start giving you daily updates immediately. And who knows? Maybe GG! will actually give us an update this Saturday? Because I'm sure as hell not going to keep going after Friday. GG! may also want to find out what's wrong with the counter at the bottom of the screen. It appears to be stuck.

   Of course, I probably shouldn't be wasting valuable time sitting here, updating about what I'd rather be doing besides updating right now.

   Though a few nameless people have ridiculed my cause for the week, some have embraced it as an opportunity to completely blow open new revelations in the deepest pits of trivial fanboyish delusions. Thanks to a lead from our tastefully over-analytical compadre, big smile, there seems to be a possiblity that Picky did, indeed, appear in the first released editions of Sonic 2. Of course, that was something Sonic Team (or perhaps STI? The conspiracy thickens) didn't want us to see. Why didn't they? Simple! The Picky's seen scurrying around the Casino Night Zone in the early released versions of Sonic 2 were horribly mutilated! That's right. How this happened, we don't know. Perhaps it was an experiment gone horribly wrong? Or perhaps even an experiment gone horribly right? In any case, Becky the bear later substituted for Picky in the later releases, which I feel is completely ridiculous. I mean, when's the last time you saw a bear running around in a casino? Sheesh...

   So what is the deal with this Becky, anyway? Was he (she?) a mere substitute? A mere pawn, blissfully unaware of what he had become a part of? Or perhaps he is the one behind this entire conspiracy? Perhaps he was a further mutation of Picky? And if so, why the hell would anyone want to turn a pig into a bear?

   I, for one, am not taking any chances. So therefore, for this week, Becky the bear is now officially public enemy number one.

   In case you missed Monday's update, I hereby announce a GHZ Poll for this week. That's right, I can do that too. My question to you is simple: what do you think happened to Picky? If that isn't enough for you to write about, feel free to answer another gripping enigma: what do you think the names of the as of yet unidentified rat, sheep and yellow bird friends are? Send in with your answers, questions, complaints, or suggestions on how I can make passes on Bo's sister to me (not Green Gibbon!, me). Be sure to have them in by Friday. You all wouldn't want to make me look like an idiot on the front page, would you?

   -- Pepperidge, currently playing Nothing because I finally got my Evangelion Death & Rebirth DVD! Schwing!

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