Spawm: "While in Macintoshoglia all I could think about was how I wanted to see my wife again and revenge on Bill Gatesacus and my unknown assassin. So I made a deal with Macintoshoglia, I would become it's cyber-spawn if I would be able to return and see my wife again and get my revenge.

Little did I know the tricks Macintoshoglia could have up its sleeve. Not only does it's financial statement not deliver what is promised, but it returned me to Earth five years later and I am horribly disfigured."