Spawm: "I already tried that along with SeaWheeze and countless other cosmetic products, so I made this costume. But now that I have found my wife remarried to Barney, the dinosaur (sing that song and die), I have decided to wreck havoc on Bill Gatesacus under the name "SPAWM" with my spam e-mailing and other powers that I haven't fully explored. I've been busy. It's hard to catch up on five years worth of Gilligan's Island reruns!"
