Andrew
Dudley
Police Constable and future Mayor |
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Small-town cop, big-time FBI fan, Constable Dudley has perfected the technique
of talking problems away. Unfortunately, he has the unique ability to be
somewhere other than where there is trouble, and is prone to mood swings.
This holds especially true during prime time, where 911 calls would pull
him away from 'CSI,' 'The Agency,' and his newest favorite, '24.' 'Spumky'
Blowdon, Sunport's current mayor, has plans to make Andrew the next Mayor,
hoping that 1) Mayoral Duties will be more compatable for his personality,
and 2) dispite Andrew's lack of political experience, the comming mayoral
race would be somewhat tame. |
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Brian Kevorick
Head Reporter and owner of IFS |
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Publisher and primary reporter of 'Internet Free Sunport,' the new local
electronic newspaper he started on his own when he was controversially thrown
out of the previous newspaper, which later folded and was replaces by IFS. At
least now he's no longer considered an outsider anymore, because of IFS
and it's sister business, Sunport's sole Cable-ready Internet Service Provider.
As ambitious and driven as ever, he's currently trying to keep his professionalism
in check due to the child he had with his current wife. |
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Kristen Corelli
Multi-Vehicle Mechanic |
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After mourning the loss of her fellow Gulf War Veteran, Old Tilby, she
merged her own business--an home-grown multi-vehicle parts and service shop--with
the Thinker's hardware store after Ms. Thinker's death by liver failure,
caught on by drinking more booze than she can handle; at least that's what
Kristen would say. When she's not fixing the occasional
car, boat, or plane, she'll be found hunting local wildlife, schmoozing
Ms. Thinker's surviving son, keeping an eye on the other big names in the
town's population, and in general out-cussing, out-smoking, and out-drinking
everybody else. |
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C-Scan
Town Cabbie |
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C-Scan is still the evercheerful, loveable, and overeducated as cabbies
will ever be, even though he's still like McGoo in the dark, and would probably
always will be Allah's gift to Islam for the entire world. Nobody
would have noticed that he was indeed a Muslim until September 11, when
he was the loudest voice in the town's outrage over the Taliban and was
the biggest supporter of the Angel Jurabe memorial. He probably single
handedly improved the image of his religion in this part of Maine, although
it also explans his one annoyance: The tendency to Blood Nose with
impunity at the slightest provocation, sometimes exaggerated to ridiculous
levels. Fortunately, C-Scan doesn't consider tempting the fates, so
needs for blood transfusions are thankfully uncommon.. |
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Fred
Thinker
Film Student and gaming l33t |
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Fred returned to film school some time after his mother died and the hardware
store is taken care of by his current girlfriend, Kristen Conner.
He also has dabbled into the Internet and gaming, and considers himself
to be an l33t, although his l33tness gives him more trouble than what Adam
gets into. For a part of his Master of Fine Arts degree, Fred does
post-productin work with the BakaBreakers project to enhance his graduation
portfolio. Of course, this is done while in between various misadvantures. |
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Lindsey
Blowdon
Town Physican and First Lady |
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The town physician, and First Lady of the Sunport: It is Lindsey who is orchestrating the transfer of the mayoral position between Stephen and Andrew. Never mind whatever or not this is known to the public or not. All that matters is that she's still in the town's good graces, and that soon she'll have her husband properly retired so she can get him to relax after the past year. |
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Allen Sweety
Lieutennant Constable |
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Former USMC Reservist and sole surviving investigator of the "Sunport Killer Case," He stayed in town and is currently being wooed into being the next Constable after Andrew is 'promoted'. He's the kind of guy who'd always find the good in bad situations. | |
Gary
Frito
Private Investigator and Director |
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A former San Francisco poliece investigator who was the head investigator in the "Sunport Killer Case," he has currently added an second occupation as a reality television producer. His latest project is the "BakaBreakers Case" which is is selling as the former case's sequel. | |
Nacho
The Dog . . . duh. |
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The sole survivor of the first family to be targeted by the Sunport Killer. Nacho is a chihuahua who somehow learned how to bark in Spanish, and is known to use fast food slogan refrences. He's been adopted by the whole town, and is currently settled in at Adam's home. |