Posted 11:06 PM by David Gonterman
My Fellow Americans, we begin bombing in five minutes --- Davey-Kins FoxFire, 28 OCT 2002. Since Ronnie's suffering from Parkinson's Disease, I doubt he'd mind me stealing this line.

The site's been on hold this weekend because something happened to the Grimmoire site. Apparently some Russians got pissed over an Chechean web site (I initially thought it was the Chechens that took offense at one of the sites on the Grimmoire's server which said some nice things to a rather dejected President Putin (wouldn't you feel dejected too, if the only resource you have against terrorist scum that's holding a concert hall hostage is pumping lethal gas into said concert hall? Unless your Mr. So Dammed Insane, the Wacky Iraqui, of course), but I was wrong, to err is human) and gave the whole server the dreaded DDOS attack which wiped out everything on that server, back-ups and all. (URL: http://www.mtgnews.com/story/1109/1/1/1/ )

Including the Grimmoire and the Planeswalker Site!!!

Can we say "Waking a Sleeping Giant," people, because Davey-kins has another country to destroy in effigy. Last year it was Afganistan, where I airdropped Aline Rabbit in skimpy butt floss in front of the Taliban caves, and made them all DIE DIE DIE with "The Mother of all Anime Nosebleeds!" Now back to the old Cold War as it is Mother Russia's turn to ph33r my 3v17 wrath which I will bring upon them.

Makes for great fodder for Dead Davey Days, wouldn't you say. I wonder what I'll do to these.....and why the hell is Putin wetting himself? Go to the bathroom and do that, you sicko. No, there's no gas there. And be sure not to give that guy in the black robe that goes by the name of 'Pater' a fresh roll of toilet paper, will ya?