Age Ray Riot
Story by David Villaire
Transcribed by MoKat

Opening scene: Space Command.  
Camera zooms in, then blees into an interior shot.  Two human males, who I assume to be officers cuz they're dressed like Ace exept their uniforms are dark blue where Ace's is orange, seem to be standing guard as they flank a door.  Camera zooms to the door then switches to a room full of people (which we are lead to assume are on the other side of the door).
Camera pans right to reveal Space Marshall Vaughn (henceforth noted as SMV) standing behind a long dinner table along with a blue-skinned alien in a red robe & white helmet.
SMV: Ambassador Bazoona(?), we welcome you to planet Earth.  We want your stay here to be as pleasant as possible.  SMV: Space Ace should be here any minute with his delicous fruit punch.
[Ace walks through a door, holding a very large punchbowl on his right hand.  Kimberly is right behind him.]
ACE: My super-special punch is...
[Ace transforms into his younger self.]
DEXTER: ...very heavy. 
[Dexter is trying to hold onto the bowl with both hands; Kim attempts to steady him, but they both stagger backwards through the double-doors.]
DEXTER: Kimmie!
[Dexter stumbles back into the room (with the bowl), screams, them staggers forward, into the table.  Both Dexter and the punchbowl sail through the air and then skid across the table.]
SMV: No!
KIMBERLY: Look out!
SMV: Space Ace!
[Dexter skids the rest of the way across the table (with the punchbowl on his head) and off the edge, taking the tablecloth with him.  He lands with a crash, and then transforms back to normal.  He removes the punchbowl.]
ACE: Th-th-that's...uh...maybe why they call it "punch", uh, Sir.

[Scene change: the Star Pac is flying through space.]  
ACE: It's got to stop, Kimberly!
[Camera switches to a view of the cockpit.]
ACE: This constant changing into Dexter is a real bummer.  For me, for you...and for all of Space Command.
KIMBERLY: It certainly gets us into trouble.  Maybe there's some cure; some invention... *presses a button* 
KIMBERLY: Like -this-. *points to an image of a device that's labelled "Age Ray"*
KIMBERLY: It's called an "Age Ray".
{*MoKat contemplates giving a a "Golden Duh!" award to Kim, but decides against it and continues transcribing*}
ACE: You mean maybe the ray will make Dexter grow up?  Once and for all?
KIMBERLY: It's worth a try.  It says here the inventor is Earl of Junket.
[An image of an elderly human can be see on the Star Pac's viewscreen.]
ACE: Junket?  I know where that planet is.  Let's go!

[Scene change: Borf's HQ.]
LA GRIN: It is my belief that the Infanto Ray is finally perfected.
[La Grin and Borf seem to be examining said device.]
LA GRIN: Now we just snap this shut... *closes a small panel on the ray*
[A red beam fires upward from the device.]
LA GRIN: No, that's not right.
[The red beam ricochets off a skylight and strikes Borf.  
BORF: Huh?  La Grin, what have you...
[Borf transforms, getting smaller & younger.]
TEEN BORF: ...done to me?  Do something!  Change me back!
[La Grin searches some sort of visual database.]
LA GRIN: There must be a solution somewhere.
TEEN BORF: Find it!  Change me back!
LA GRIN: Here.  This device might help you.  Th-there's only one in existance.
TEEN BORF: Don't just stand there, robot-brain!  Call the Patrol Pups!  Get the buzzer packing(?)!
LA GRIN (saluting nervously): At once, great one.  At once.  *flies out of the shot*

[Scene change: The Star Pac flies over a planet (presumably Junket).]
KIMBERLY: Land on sector G, Space Ace.  That's where the inventor lives.
[Camera goes to a shot of the planet's surface, then pans left to reveal Ace & Kim with the Star Pac behind them.]
KIMBERLY: I wonder where that "Earl" could be.  All I see is electronic junk.
ACE: *chuckles*  That figures, on a panet named "Junket".
[Ace climbs up to the top of a pile of junk.]
ACE: Hey!  I see a shack that's...
[Ace transforms into his younger self.]
DEXTER: ...falling down! *loses his ballance*  Like me! *falls down the pile* Whoa!
KIMBERLY: Dexter!
[Dexter lands on a conveyor belt, which takes him into the shack; Kimberly persues.]
KIMBERLY: Dexter?
[Camera switches to the other end of the conveyor belt, where we see a white-haired guy, presumed to be Earl, sorting parts.]
EARL: Aha!  Aha, aha...-there's- that doohickey for my, uh, whatchamacallit.
[Earl stamps the part and puts it away.  Dexter comes in on the conveyor belt...and gets stamped :D]
DEXTER: Hey!  What do you think I am? *wipes the stamp-mark off his forehead*
EARL: Well, I don't know recall exactly.  Maybe you're one of my android glidgits(?)?
KIMBERLY: He's no glidgit.  This is Dexter.  I'm Kimberly.  Are you the inventor of the Age Ray?
EARL: Hmm, well...I think so.  I'm called Earl of Junket.
[Earl leads them into a storeroom.]
EARL: One of these many ray devices -might- be an Age Ray.  Not sure though.  

[Camera switches to a shot of Borf's buzzer landing on the planet.  Patrol Pups take the lead as Borf & La Grin follow behind them.]
TEEN BORF: You better change me back, La Grin, and I mean -soon-!  Soon!
LA GRIN: Calm yourself, excellence.  If the Age Ray is here, we'll find it.
[Camera switches back to Kim, Dexter, and Earl.]
EARL: On the other hand, -this- ray could very well be the Age Ray.
[Camera shows Borf & La Grin observing through a window.]
TEEN BORF: What?  Dexter wants the Age Ray, too?
TEEN BORF: *jumps through the window* Gimmie that Age Ray!  Pups!
[The two Patrol Pups jump through the window after him.]
TEEN BORF: It's mine!  Mine!
[Borf & Dexter have a little tug-of-war with the device...]
KIMBERLY: You two, stop it!
[The Patrol Pups chase her on top of a shelf.  Apparently Earl had jumped up there before Kim ;D]
TEEN BORF: Mine!  Gimmie!
DEXTER: Mine!  Gimmie!
DEXTER & KIMBERLY (almost simultaneously): La Grin?!
LA GRIN: That's correct.
DEXTER: And who's this nerd?
TEEN BORF: -What- did you say?
[Borf transforms back to normal.]
DEXTER: You're Borf?
BORF: Yes.  And you're -doomed-.
[Camera fades to black.]
[End of Act 1]

[Act 2 Opening Scene: Still inside Earl's shack.  Borf is holding Dexter, off the floor, with his left hand.]
BORF: I'll take -that-!  *snatches the ray device away from Dexter*
[Dexter transforms.]
ACE: So, you need the age Ray as much as I do, eh Borfy-boy?  *grbas the device & runs*
[La Grin stops harassing Kim & Earl and charges at Ace.]
KIMBERLY: Space Ace, look out!
BORF: La Grin!
[Ace leaps; Borf & La Grin collide.  Ace uses a plank, propped up on a piece of junk, to catapult-launch Borf out the window]
LA GRIN: His Excellence requires this Age Ray! *snatches the ray & flies out the window after Borf*
EARL: *examines a device* Maybe -this- is the Age Ray.
[Camera switches to an outside shot of the shack.  Borf is on the ground; La Grin flies to him.]
ACE: Save your hover-power, La Grin.
[La Grin wordlessly attacks.  Ace knocks him down.]
ACE: I'll just take that back La Grin!  *snatches the device*
EARL (off-screen): Hmm...I don't think you've got the Age Ray there.  
[Camera switches to Earl & Kim.]
EARL: I seem to recollect that it looks more like -this- one.
[Ace leaps down, into the shot.]
KIMBERLY: Look here. *grabs a tag*  It says "Age Ray.  Needs normium."  Normium?
{*stops transcribing* Oh, well; at least it isn't Unobtanium....*resumes transcript*}
EARL: Oh, now I recall.  Yes, I never did finish it.  Needs normium, a kind of glowing ore(?) to give it power.
ACE: Where's this "normium" found?
EARL: I'm not exactly sure.  Could be some normium ore in the old mine.  Come on.
[They leave and the camera swithes to Borf & La Grin.]
BORF: Let's get it, La Grin.
[Borf transforms.]
TEEN BORF: We've got to get that Age Ray!

[Scene Change: outside the old mine.  Camrea switches to a railcar; Earl, Kim, and Ace (in the back) are aboard.]
EARL: By the way, what happended to that curious little guy...uh...uh...Baxter?
KIMBERLY: You mean Dexter.
[Ace transforms.  The raillcar drops down an incline & Dexter is airborne.]
DEXTER: Hey, you guys.  Wait for me!
[Dexter screams as he falls back into the railcar.  Earl notices.]
EARL: Oh, there you are, Lexter.  Welcome aboard.
[Camera switches to Borf, who starts his own railcar.]
TEEN BORF: Don't just hover there; get in!
[La Grin does so & the railcar zips down the rail.]
TEEN BORF: No!  No!  No! (?)
{Can't tell if it's that or "Now!  Now! Now!".]

[Scene Change: deep inside the mine.]
DEXTER (off-screen): Are you -sure- this "normium" stuff is down here, Earl?
[Camera pans left to reveal a large hole in the ground.]
KIMBERLY (off-screen): Dexter, my head is not a footrest!
{*pauses long enough to nominate that line for "Most Random Line in This Episode"*}
[Camera switches to Earl, who is climbing down a rope.]
EARL: Hmm...oh, my.  Where -is- that normium vein(?)
[Camera zooms out so that we see that Kim & Dexter are climbing down a rope next to Earl.]
DEXTER: You're not sure?  Or you don't remember?
[Camera pans up to show Borf & La Grin arriving in their railcar.]
EARL (off-screen): Neither, Rexter.  All I really know is this is the Age Ray, and the green-glowing normium ore is the only thing that will make it work.  Yes...
[We see Borf & La Grin on a ledge.  Borf transforms back to normal and is knocked off the ledge.  He grabs a green-glowing rock, but it comes loose and he falls anyway.  Camera switches to Earl, Kim & Dexter.]
BORF (screaming, off-screen): La Grin!
DEXTER: Uh, oh!  I recognize that scream.
[Borf screams some more as he falls.  His cape gets tangled in one of the ropes & his fall is broken.]
DEXTER: Dropping in for a visit, Barfy?
EARL: See?  *points to the rock in Borf's hand* Oh, now -that's- a normium nugget.  
DEXTER: Oh...just what we've been looking for.  *grabs the nugget and puts it into the ray device*
DEXTER: Thanks, Barf.
BORF: Huh?
[Earl & Dexter exit to the right.]
BORF (shouting): La Grin!
[Dexter is climbing up the other rope.]
LA GRIN: Surrender that Age Ray!
[Dexter kicks La Grin's shock sticks out of his hands.  La Grin grabs Dexter around the waist.]
DEXTER: Hey, micro-chip brain!  Let.  Me. Go-oh-oh-oh-oh!
[La Grin carries Dexter out of the shot.  Camera switches to the top of the hole, then follows the pair as they fly out of it & into the ore processing building.]
BORF: Hold him there, La Grin.  
[Camera pans right to reveal Borf in a railcar...with Kim as his prisoner.  Borf advances toward Dexter, who starts backing away.]
BORF: Now...the Age Ray.
[Dexter backs onto a conveyor belt.]
DEXTER: Kimmie!
[Kim slips away and jumps onto the conveyor belt.  Camera shows that ore is being pulverized at the end of said belt.  Dexter transforms.]
KIMBERLY:  Space Ace!  Watch out!
[Ace grabs her & dodges the pulverizers.  A pair of square crushers is the next obstacle.]
KIMBERLY: We've got to jam it open, Space Ace!
[They jump up & grab onto a metal bar.  It comes loose & they jam it between the huge blocks.  The next part seems to be a washing station.]
ACE: I'm going to lay back and enjoy this one.
[They arrive at the end of the belt, get off, and wipe off soap suds.]
ACE: Hey, now I'm squeaky clean!
[Camera pans right to show Borf sneaking up on them; he snatches the Age Ray.]
BORF: Got it!
ACE: So...we get it back from him again.
[Ace transforms.]
KIMBERLY: Come on, Dexter.  The sooner we use the Age Ray on you, the better.

[Scene Change: Borf's buzzer takes off from the planet's surface.]
BORF: At last!  The ingenious Age Ray.  
[Borf transforms.]
TEEN BORF: Not again!  Use it on me -now-, La Grin!  *hands over the ray* Now!
[La Grin blasts him.  The buzzer is rocked hard; the ray flies out of La Grin's hand.]
BORF: Whoa! *screams*
[The buzzer belches orange smoke as it limps through the sky.  Something falls out.]
DEXTER: Borf dropped the Age Ray!  *catches the ray*
DEXTER: Quick!  *hands it to Kim* Lemmie have it!  I'll be cured!
[Kim points the ray at Dexter, but only orange sparks come out.]
EARL: Oh, yes; that's right.  The Age Ray only works once.  Then you might as well throw it out.
DEXTER: *takes the ray*  Very good idea!  *tosses it*
[The Age Ray hits a tree which, in an orange flash, grows rapidly.]
EARL: I guess the Age Ray works -twice- at the very most.
[Dexter just shakes his head as the camera fades to black.]

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