Moon Missle Madness
Story by Sheryl Scarborough & Kayte Kuch
Transcribed by MoKat

Opening scene: Somewhere deep in space, Ace and Kimberly are flying the Starpac.
ACE: Man your battle stations.
[A barrage of laser blasts rains down on the Starpac...but none of the blasts hit]
ACE: There's where the trouble is.
[Cameara switches to four mean-looking aliens on the space equivalent of motorcycles.  They continue firing on the Starpac, which pulls a quick U-turn.]
KIMBERLY: Ace!  Look out!
ACE: No sweat.  These cycle low-lifes are no contest.
[Camera switches to an interior shot of the Starpac.]
ACE: Now I'll show you why they call me Space...
[Ace transforms into his younger self.]
DEXTER: ...A-a-a-ace!
KIMBERLY (facepalming): Dexter, your timing is ridiculous!
[Camera goes to an exterior shot of the Starpac, which is now flying erratically.  It flips over, and the four alien bikers zip past it.]
RED CYCLE BIKER: This oughta teach you nosey freaks(?) to stay out of our territory. 
[Camera goes back to the Starpac's cockpit.]
KIMBERLY: Give me those controls.
[Dexter transforms.]
ACE: Hey, everything's cool.  Let's move out after those troublemakers.
KIMBERLY: They could be up to something big.  
ACE: Right.  And there's only one way to find out.
[The Starpac follows the bikers to a large yellowish planet.]

[Scene change: a city on the alien planet.  Camera pans right, past some buidings, then zooms in on Ace & Kim who are wearing jackets and helmets.  Kim is also wearing red pants and gray boots.  The pair are (presumably) disguised as bikers.]
ACE: This is it.  Act tough, Rocky.
[They enter the building, which looks like a biker pub. They walk up to the bar, which Kim pounds on a couple of times.]
KIMBERLY (in a tough voice): So, who's the head honcho around here?
[An alien bartender peeks up from under the bar.]
RED CYCLE BIKER (while riding his cycle -inside- the pub): Ya-hoo!
[The biker on the red cycle stops near the disguised duo and removes his helmet.]
RED CYCLE BIKER: Whadya want with Jocko?
KIMBERLY (in a tough voice): This here's...uh...Knuckles, and they call me Rocky.
JOCKO: So? 
ACE: We wanna join the gang.
JOCK: You guys talk real tough, but let's see what you're really made of.  If you can keep up, you can join up.
[Jocko turns his red cycle around and flies out a large window.  Ace & Kim rush out of the pub and hop onto their cycles.]
ACE: Keep up?  He'll be eating my dust.
[They jet away and soon catch up to Jocko.]
ACE: So, when are ya gonna give us something to do, Jocko?
JOCKO: You asked for it, punks.
[Jocko rides his cycle through "Hotel Galaxy" with Ace & Kim in pursuit.]
ACE: This is supposed to be tough? 
[They blast past an alien who is applying some shaving cream to its chin.  A towel is flip up and lands across Kim's visor, causing her to crash and sail out through the window.]
KIMBERLY: Whoa!
[The little alien looks out the window; the towel lands on its head.  Camera switches to Ace; Kim lands on the back of his cycle.]
ACE: You're blowin' it.
[ACE transforms again.]
KIMBERLY: -Now- who's blowin' it, Dexter?
JOCKO (mockingly): Lost a cycle, huh?  *chuckles*  Now I'll give ya the real test.
[Jocko flips his cycle back-over-front.  Dexter flies off, when Kim pulls the same stunt, and lands on the front of their cycle.]
DEXTER: Whoa!
KIMBERLY:  Dexter! 
[Dexter transforms]
ACE: It's never too late with Space Ace around.
[Jocko is waiting for them when they land.]
JOCKO: Alright, you're in; but just barely.

[Scene change: below a bridge that spans two cliffs.]
JOCKO: We're going to hit that bridge.
[The three bikers from the opening scene show up.]
JOCKO: You three, make sure that train arrives.
PINK MONKEY-LIKE ALIEN BIKER: Gotcha, boss.
BLUE CYCLE BIKER: We know what to do.
[The three bikers fly away on their cycles.]
JOCKO: We will make sure the train stops.  *tosses packs to his newest recruits*
JOCKO: Come on.  Let's stick these blast packs to the bridge.
KIMBERLY: What are we gonna do with the train once it stops, Jocko?
JOCKO: There's a huge missile on it, shrimp.  This super dude, Borf, wants us to swipe it.
ACE: Borf?
JOCKO: Yeah.  This town's gonna be one big Borf base.
ACE: So, what about this missile?  A real blaster, huh?
JOCKO: You got it.  Big enough to knock out the Earth defenses on the Moon.  Then Borf will take over the Earth.
JOCKO: Hey, Knuckles!  what's with you?
[Ace transforms, looses his grip, and falls.]
DEXTER: He-e-e-e-elp!
KIMBERLY: Hang on, Dex...uh, Knuckles.  *hops down*
KIMBERLY: Dexter... *crawls over to where Dexter is hanging*
KIMBERLY: Calm down.  
[Kim reaches her hand down.  Dexter grabs it...and pulls her off the ledge.  She grabs onto Dexter's legs.
KIMBERLY: Whoa!
KIMBERLY: Dexter!  Pull us up!
[Camera pans out to show us just how far off the ground they are.]
KIMBERLY: Dexter!
[End of Act 1]

[Begin Act 2]
[Dexter & Kim are still hanging around :D]
KIMBERLY: Dexter, do something!
[Dexter transforms back to his normal self.]
ACE: Somethng like this? *pulls both of them up to the ledge*
KIMBERLY: Space Ace, you're impossible!
{Note: Nancy delivered that line in the "Rocky" voice; I have no idea why...}
ACE: Now we've gotta work fast.
KIMBERLY: We'll start by finding out more about that missile.
[Kim pulls out something that resembles a PDA and presses a few buttons.
KIMBERLY: *gasps* The computer says it's the Moon Missile!
ACE: We can't let Borf get his hands on it.  It's got to be stopped.
JOCKO: What's gotta be stopped?
ACE: Oh, ah, the train.
JOCKO: Yeah.  Well, you haven't been much help so far, Knuckles.
JOCKO: Here it comes.  Come on; let's waste this bridge!  *climbs up & out of sight*
KIMBERLY: We can't let them get that missile, Space Ace.
ACE: *pulls a wire out of the detonator* No wire, no boom.  The train keeps going.

[Scene shift: the train comes around the cliff.  Jocko and his "new recruits" are at the top, near the bridge.  Jocko presses the plunger on the detonator, and realizes that nothing happened.]
JOCKO: Hey!  What's with this?
[An ill wind blows away Kimberly's doo-rag & fake mustache.]
KIMBERLY: Uh...a strong wind?
JOCKO: What?!  A girl?  Who are you two phonies?
[Jocko rushes them, but misses and goes hurling off the cliff.]
ACE: No time for introductions now.
[Jocko continues tumbling down the cliffside, then finally lands on his butt.]

[Scene shift: Ace & Kim are chasing the train.  They catch up to and climb aboard the train.  Camera switches to Jocko & his gang.]
JOCKO: After them!  We can't lose the misile!
[Camera switches back to the train.]
KIMBERLY: Almost there!
[Ace removes a hatch cover.]
ACE: After you.
[Kimberly climbs down the hatch.  Ace transforms and promptly looses his footing.]
[Camera switches to an interior shot of the train.  Both Kim and the audience see Dexter peeking through one of the windows.]
DEXTER: Kimmie!
KIMBERLY: Dexter!  You know, this is getting to be real tiring.
DEXTER: Kimmie, hurry!  Get me in.
[Kim has pulled him most of the way inside when several blasts rain down on the train.  Camera switches to an interior shot fo the train.]
DEXTER: No!  Jocko, stay away from me!  Kimmie!
[Camera switches back outside, where Jocko has grabbed Dexter by his jacket.]
JOCKO: Hey, what's your hurry, ya phony punk?  I thought you wanted to join the gang.
DEXTER: I changed my mind.  He-e-e-elp!  Pull harder, Kimmie!
KIMBERLY: Dexter!
[The scaly, blue biker (whoses face is covered by his helmet) comes from behind and grabs Kim.]
KIMBERLY: Dexter?
[The other two bikers join their buddy.  Dexters looses his boots, thus Jocko wins the tug-of-war.]
JOCKO: Pipe down, shrimp-o!  We'll take care of you -and- your girlfriend at the launch site.

[Scene change: I assume this is the "launch site" in question :D  Camera zooms in to show Jocko meeting with Borf.]
BORF: Excellent work, Jocko.  I couldn't have asked for more.
[Camera pans left to reveal Jocko's gang & their (tied-up) captives.]
DEXTER: If only you had pulled me in to that window, Kimmie.
KIMBERLY: If only you didn't turn into Dexter, Dexter.
BORF:  At last, I've got you where I want you.
DEXTER: You won't get away with this, Barfy!
BORF: Silence, mini-Space Ace!  This way I'll be able to get rid of -three- birds with one stone.
[Biker goons toss Kim and Dexter into the missle.]
BORF: Space Ace...well, Dexter at the moment...Kimberly, and the Moon.
[The missle launches as Borf and Jocko watch.]
BORF: They (?) will be wiped out, leaving the Earth defenseless for me.  *pats Jocko on the back*
[Camera switches to the missile, which is flying through space.  Camera then switches to an interior shot.]
KIMBERLY: Oof!  Ouch!  Dexter!  Stop it!  Hold still!  I'm trying to reach something.
DEXTER: No, Kimmie.  Over here.  It's some kind of hatch.
KIMBERLY: Dexter, I'm trying to get us untied.
[Dexter turns the wheel, opening the hatch.]
DEXTER: Let's see where this leads to-o-o-o!
BOTH: Whoa!
[They are blown into the next area, which has a lot of fans.]
KIMBERLY: Dexter!
DEXTER: I guess we just...
[Dexter transforms.]
ACE:...got sucked into this one.
{*picks up a flamethrower* Okay, who deserves this one...Sheryl or Kayte?}
ACE: Now, to make it across to that other door.
{This is easier said that done, juding by the obstacle course that makes Ninja Warrior look like a picnic.}
KIMBERLY: We'll never make it by all of this!
{See?  Kimmie agreed with me ;D}
KIMBERLY: What's through there?
ACE: It could lead to the missile's powerboard.  We've got to stop this thing.
{Okay, I'm nominating Ace for the Golden Duh! Award now...}
KIMBERLY: We're stuck here.  we don't have much time left, Space Ace.
ACE: Neither does the Moon.  *grabs a pipe*  Come on; over here.  *swings them across*
[They reach...something that looks like a control room (inside a missile?!?).]
ACE: I oughta have this little baby in the palm of my ha-a-a-a-and!
KIMBERLY: Space Ace, is -that- what you call control?
ACE: Hey, just need to get the hang of it.  Now we'll turn it around.
[Camera switches to Borf's monitor.]
BORF: Blast!  Space Ace has broken loose and has found the control panel!
[Camera switches to a view of Borf & the bikers.]
BORF: I can play his game too.  With -my- missile control.
[Camera switches back to the missile, which is flying erratically.]
KIMBERLY:  Space Ace, what's happening?
[They are thrown backwards, away from the control panel.]
ACE: Why, I don't know. *grabs the control stick* Maybe Borf's gotten into the act.
[Camera switches back to Borf, who is now being helped by the bikers.]
BORF: Space Ace, you wretched fool!
[Camera switches back to the missile, which is getting close to the Moon Coony.]
KIMBERLY: Turn it back, Space Ace!  We're gonna hit the Moon colony!
ACE: Not if I can help it!  Pull!
[Camera switches back to Borf, who is -still- being helped by the bikers.  The lever snaps off.]
BORF: No!  No!  NOOOOO!!
[Camera switches back to the missile, which flies away from the Moon Coony.]
KIMBERLY: We did it, Space Ace!
ACE: No sweat.  Hopefully it will be smooth sailing from here on in.
BORF (via monitor): After them! After them!
KIMBERLY: Smooth sailing?

[Scene shift: Ace has changed out of his biker disguise & put on spacewalking gear.]
ACE: Here they come. Hold her steady.
[Camera switches to Borf & Jocko.]
BORF: I command you to take over that missile!
[Camera goes back to Ace, who is about to leave the missile.]
ACE: Don't go away, Kimberly.
[Ace leaps onto Jocko's cycle.]
BORF: Get away, Space Ace.
ACE: You boys are headed in the wrong direction.  *uses his blaster to melt the cycle's tail-fin*
BORF: Move!
JOCKO: Get away!
ACE: Now you're all set...to have a wild trip back!  *leaps off the cycle*
[We hear Borf and Jocko screaming as the cycle weaves its way past the Moon.]

[Scene change: Sometime later, the missile reaches Earth.  Camera switches to an exterior shot of Space Command, zooms in, then goes to and interior shot.  Space Marshall Vaughn (SMV) is talking to Ace & Kim (who can be seen on his big monitor).]
SMV: Excellent work, officers Space Ace and Kimberly.  Once again, you've proven to Borf that our Space Command is in control.
ACE: Oh, one more thing, Sir.  This thing is...big.  Where should we park it?
SMV: Oh, I'm sure you'll find a place for it somewhere.
[Vaughn is startled by the sound of engines roaring.  He dashes to the window and looks out in time to see the missile land near his car.]
ACE: It's a tight fit, but how about right here, next to your new car.
SMV: *waves his fist* If you put one scratch on my vehicle, Space Ace...
ACE: Oh, it's...uh...gonna need a wash, but not a scratch on it, Sir.
[Camera fades to black on Vaughn pounding his fist on the window sill.]

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