Infanto Fury
Story by David Villaire
Transcribed by MoKat

Opening scene: Earth.  Camera pans left and stops on Space Command.
ROBOTIC VOICE: General alert!  All officers to their stations!
[Camera goes to an interior shot, where we see Space Marshal Vaughn (SMV) and two people we've never seen before ;)]
ROBOTIC VOICE: General alert!  
SMV: Borf has taken over Moon Colony!
[Ace and Kim run into the room (from the left).]
ACE: And he's set up his Infanto Ray!
KIMBERLY: We better track it to see if it's working.  *presses buttons*
[On the monitor, we see a beam hit the White House.]
SMV: The Capital Building!
[The monitor switches to an inside view.]
MAN IN BLUE: and if I am elected...
[The man is hit by the beam and is baby-fied.]
{Guess it -does- work on humans this time :O}
BABY IN BLUE: *babbles randomly*
[Others are hit by the beam as well.]
ACE: Look!  Congress is turning into babies!
[Kimberly presses more buttons.]
SMV: Keep tracking the ray, Officer Kimberly.
KIMBERLY: Yes, Sir!  It's the Brooklyn Bridge.
[Camera switches to a view of the ray hitting a bridge (which is allegedly the Brooklyn Bridge).]  
{How's -that- for Brooklyn Rage? :D}
SMV: Borf is striking everywhere!
ACE: We better stop Borf and his Infanto Ray, fast!
SMV: Commanders, we'll lead this urgent mission against Borf ourselves!  
{Okay, so the two people who we have never seen before are Space Commanders...}
SMV: Space Ace, you and Officer Kimberly follow in the Starpac.
ACE: Yes, Sir! *salutes*
KIMBERLY: Yes, Sir!  *also salutes*
[Everybody dashes out of the room & blasts off in their spaceships.]

[Scene change: exterior shot of Moon Colony.]
BORF: At last, my Infanto Ray is perfected!
[Camera switches of an interior shot that shows off random goons, Borf, and La Grin.]
BORF: I'll turn all Earthlings into babies!
[La Grin looks through a telescope.]
LA GRIN: Excellence!  Two ships are approaching from Earth.  One is the Starpac.
BORF: *kisses the control panel* Good!  Space Ace will become Space Baby.
[Camera switches to an exterior shot.  We see a beam shoot out from the Moon Colony.]
ACE: Space Marshal Vaughn!  Infanto Ray dead ahead!  
ACE: Follow me.  Dive low.
[Close-up on the Infanto Ray, which fires several times.  Camera then switches to a view of the two Earth ships, which barely avoid the blasts.  Camera goes in for a close-up of Vaughn and the 2 Commanders.]
SMV: Smart flying, Space Ace.  This brings back my youth.
[Camear switches to a shot of the lunar surface as the ships skim it.]
ACE: Stay clear of that ray, Sir, or it will -really- bring back your youth.
[As if to underscore that statement, Ace transforms into his younger self.]
DEXTER: whoa-oa-oa!
KIMBERLY: Dexter, let go of the controls!
[The Starpac flies in a loop; we see the other ship get struck by the Infanto Ray.]
KIMBERLY: Dexter, just let me do it!
[The two ships skim the lunar surface, then make very rough landings. Dexter and Kim don protective suits and approach the other ship as its canopy opens.]
KIMBERLY: Space Marshal Vaughn!  Commanders!
[We see that they are now babies.]
BABY VAUGHN: Bouncy, bouncy!
KIMBERLY: Dexter, this is a disaster!
[Baby-fied Vaughn jumps down and lands on Dexter's back.]
BABY VAUGHN: Horsey-back ride.  Horsey-back.
KIMBERLY: Besides havng to defeat Borf, we now have to babysit.
DEXTER: *leaps across the lunar surface with Baby Vaughn on his back*  Whoa!  This moon gravity's wild!
KIMBERLY: Quit goofing off, Dexter!  Come on, Borf must be stopped -now-.

[Scene change: All five Earthlings are rolling across the lunar surface in some sort of four-wheeled moon rover.]
DEXTER: Maybe we should try another way, Kimmie.
[The moon buggy stops on top of a hill.]
DEXTER: Couldn't we have taken the scenic route?
[The canopy of the rover opens and Dexter points.]
DEXTER: There, Kimmie.  Moon Colony.
DEXTER: Uh-oh!
[Camera shows three aliens, on flying scooters, approaching the rover.]
DEXTER: Borf's Babaloons.  Get us outta here, Kimmie!
[Kim pulls a lever and the buggy rolls away.  The Babaloons stop, turn around, and pursue the buggy.]
DEXTER: Watch out, Kimmie!  A cliff!
[Dexter transforms.]
ACE: Moon rover, moon rover, no -way- you're going to go over!
ACE: Ahhh.  I love these cliffhangers, but it's time to get serious.
[The rover backs away from the edge of the cliff and stops.  Everyone looks to the rear; camera switches to the Babaloons.]
KIMBERLY: Space Ace, they're comming back!
[The aliens fire at the rover.]
ACE: Duck down!
ACE: Take care, baba-loonies; *leaps out of the rover* I may just catch a ride. *leaps*
[Ace leaps onto one of the scooters and dumps out its alien rider.  The other two Babaloons catch their buddy.]
ACE: Real fancy, guys.  I'll just give ya a nice send-off.
[Ace turns the scooter around, then circles the aliens until they spin, fall, and crash.]
ACE: See ya around; I've got work to do.
[The Moon rover pulls up just as Ace lands the space scooter.]
KIMBERLY: Space Ace, quick.  Baby Vaughn knows a secret way into Moon Colony.
ACE: That's right; Space Marshal Vaughn was brought up on Moon Colony.
ACE: You lead the way, Vaughnie.

[Scene change: presumably inside Moon Colony.  The Babaloons are standing in front of Borf.]
BORF: You fur-faced fools, find them!
BORF: La Grin!  Autobroom!  You too.  Don't come back without them!
[Borf's goons leave the room.]
BORF: They'll not stop me now.  The whole Earth will soon be crawling with babies!  *fires the Infanto Ray*
[Camera swicthes to a pier somewhere on Earth.  A fisherman is posing with his catch.]  
GUY IN PURPLE: *points* A lightning bolt!
RANDOM GUY: Look out!
[The fisherman is hit and turns into a baby.  The guy in purple jumps into the water.]
RANDOM GUY #2: What's that?
[Camera pans across the beach, showing several people who have obviously been baby-fied.]

[Scene change: several of Borf's goons are standing on watchtowers at the Moon Colony.  Camrea pans down to a spot on the ground that looks suspiciously like a man-hole cover.]
ACE: You were right, Vaughnie.  *lifts the cover* This tunnels lead us into the Moon Colony.
ACE: That vent will take us to Borf...  *points*
[Camera goes to a shot of the vent, which is in the tower.]
ACE: ...If we can get past -them-!
ACE: This man-hole cover will help.
{How convenient ^.^}
[The Earthlings move toward the tower, under the cover of the...cover.  They stop moving when a searchlight shines on them.  The cover looks like the rest of the floor, so the spotlight moves on.  The babies babble.]
ACE: Shh!  Quiet!  
[The searchlight moves back across the area and stops.  The guard blinks, as if it was verifiying that it didn't really -see- anything.  The searchlight moves away.]
ACE: That was cutting it close.  Let's go for it!
[They dash the rest of the way to the vent.  Ace tries to pull out the bars while Kimberly, who is holding everybody else, presses her back against the tower wall.]
KIMBERLY: Space Ace, Look out!
[The searchlight comes very close to Ace, then moves away.]
ACE: This working in the limelight's not all it's cracked up to be.
{And that attempt at cracking a joke was lime...er, lame -.-}
[Ace finally, after much tugging, manages to pull a few bars out of the vent.] 
ACE: There, got it!  We're close. I can feel it.
[Camera switches to a pair of Babaloons, who are stacking boxes.  Camera pans upward, to the Earthlings.  A conveyor system that uses hooks dominates this area, which is apparently some kind of warehouse.]
ACE (whispering): These hooks will do it.  *places Babay Vaughn, then the baby-fied Commanders* 
ACE (whispering): Come on, Kim.
[They ride on the hooks for a while, until the babies alert the Babaloons by giggling and shouting "Wheee!".  One of the aliens roars and points upward, then pulls a lever.]
ACE: Uh-oh, a change of route.
KIMBERLY: Space Ace!
[The Babaloons remove the babies from the hooks one by one; they move away and La Grin floats in.]
LA GRIN: I welcome you with open arms, Space Ace.
[Kimberly jumps off her hook.  Ace is about to follow, but he transforms.]
{Note: coloring error for a few frames here...Dexter's hair is black instead of blond!}
KIMBERLY: Jump, Dexter!
[La Grin grabs them both.]
DEXTER: Hey!  Computer brain, put us down!
KIMBERLY: La Grin, you heard Dexter.  Stop!
[La Grin brings them to Borf.]
BORF: Move, Autobroom!  Hold these space fools up to the Infanto Ray!
[Autobroom moves toward them, but Kimberly breaks away from La Grin and takes Dexter with her.]
KIMBERLY: Easier said than done, Borf!
[Autobroom shoots a huge bubble toward them as they flee.  Kim and Dexter are caught inside the bubble.]
DEXTER: Hey!  Help!
BORF: One baby Space Ace and one baby Kimberly coming up.
KIMBERLY & DEXTER: No!
KIMBERLY: Stop!
DEXTER: *screams*
[They struggle inside the bubble as the camera fades to black.]
[END OF ACT 1]

[BEGIN ACT 2]
Opening scene: Camera starts on a shot of the Infanto Ray, then pans left to show Kim and Dexter trapped in Autobroom's bubble.]
BABY VAUGHN: No, no, no, no, Dexy!
BABY MALE COMMANDER: (?) Bubble no good!  No, no, no, no!
BABY VAUGHN: Go help Kimmie and Dexy!
[The babies charge.  Baby Vaughn shoves Autobroom.]
BABY VAUGHN: Put Dexy down!
BABY MALE COMMANDER: No, no, no.  You no good!
[Autobroom is hit by the ray and shrinks.  Kim and Dexter float away in the bubble.]
DEXTER: Autobroom's turned into a shrimp!
{Okay, -how- the scooter was the Infanto Ray able to affect a -machine-?}
BORF: *points* La Grin!  After them!
LA GRIN: At once, your Greatness!  *flies away*
BORF: I'll keep you babies out of mischief.  *grabs them*
BORF (to the Babaloons): Don't just stand there, go help La Grin!

[Scene shift: Kim and Dexter are floating over Moon Colony in the giant bubble.  Random fire keeps missing them.]
DEXTER: Hey!  Give us a breather, willya?
[La Grin and the Babaloons fly into the shot.  Of course, they are -still- shooting at the bubble.]
DEXTER: Can this bubble go any faster, Kimmie?
KIMBERLY: Hold on, Dexter!
[The bubble goes down a large pipe.]
DEXTER: He-e-e-e-elp!
[They come out of the pipe and land on the floor.  The Bubble floats into another pipe, then into some kind of rotating chamber.  The bubble pops and the two humans are left running for their lives...literally.]
DEXTER: Kimmie, I can't jog this fast!  *trips*
[Dexter takes Kim down with him; they are both flung through another pipe.]
KIMBERLY: Dexter, I can't slide this fast!
DEXTER: Whoa!  Kimmie!
[They shoot out the other end of the pipe, into a small room.]
KIMBERLY: Dexter!
DEXTER: Hey!  There's baby Vaughn and Borf!
[Dexter transforms.  Kimberly glares at him.]
KIMBERLY (whispering): Get off my lap, Space Ace.
[He does so, and looks out through the grate.  Camera switches to Borf, who is still holding the babies.]
BORF: Stop that!  
ACE (whispering): Baby Vaughn...come here.]
[Baby Vaughn slips out of Borf's grasp (while he's distracted by the other two babies) and goes to the vent.]
ACE (whispering): Open that latch, Vaughnie. *points*
[Baby Vaughn grabs the latch and opens the vent grating.  Ace and Kim crawl out.]
BABY VAUGHN: Borf, Borf. *points*
BORF (off-screen): Stop playing with the controls I said!
[Camera goes back to Borf.]
BORF: La Grin!  
[Camera returns to Ace, Kim, and baby Vaughn, who are peeking around a corner.]
KIMBERLY (whispering): We must get to the Infanto Ray controls and reverse it.
[Camera switches to Borf.   La Grin flies into the shot.]
BORF: La Gri-i-i-i-in!
ACE: I better -jump- to it!  *hits La Grin from behind*
[The babies slip out of Borf's grasp while the big, blue alien is distracted by Ace.  Ace tries to pull Borf away from the controls; they struggle for a moment and La Grin grabs Ace.  This causes Borf to go flying through the air.]
BORF: Whoa-oa-oa!
[Borf hits the Infanto Ray, causing it to spin around; he holds onto the barrel in an effort to keep from falling off.]
BORF: *screams* Stop it, La Grin!
LA GRIN: Move aside, Earthlings!
[La Grin flies toward the controls, but Kim and Ace grab him, then toss him up to Borf.]
LA GRIN: *screams*
BORF (as the ray rises): Slow it down, La Grin!
[After the ray clears the roof, Borf and La Grin are flung off of it. Camera returns to the Infanto Ray controls, which are now being manned by Kim.  Ace is standing under the ray and is holding baby Vaughn and the two baby-fied Commanders.]
KIMBERLY: This should reverse the Infanto Ray's effects.  
[Kim pulls a lever and the ray fires a pink beam.  Vaughn and the Commanders transform.]
ACE (from under the pile): It works!
SMV: Quick, reverse it on Earth!
KIMBERLY: Yes, Sir!
[Kim works the controls and fires the ray again.  Camera follows the pink beam to Earth; it hits the fisherman, who returns to normal.]
FISHERMAN: Huh?
[Everyone else on the beach returns to normal.  Camera switches to Borf and La Grin, who are -still- flying over Moon Colony.]
BORF: *screams* 
[They bounce off of a drill-shaped tower and are flung back toward the Infanto Ray.]
BORF (clinging to La Grin): No!  They've reversed my Infanto Ray!
[Borf screams as he looses his grip and falls...right onto the Infanto Ray, smashing it to bits.]
ACE: Glad you could drop in, Borfy-boy. *grabs Borf*
[Kim grabs Borf by his other arm and the officers escort the alien away.]
ACE: Easy, Borf.  It's all over.

[Scene change: The two Earth ships leave Moon Colony.]
KIMBERLY (off-screen): The Moon Colony's now back to normal.
[Camera goes to an interior shot of the Star Pac, where Borf and La Grin are tied up together in the back seat.]
{Oooh...kinky :D}
ACE: You -and- your Infanto Ray...
[Ace transforms into his younger self.]
{WTF?!?  Shouldn't he be cured of that since he was hit by the reversed ray?!?}
DEXTER: ...are finished, Barfy!
[Borf breaks free of his bonds and grabs Dexter.]
BORF: Maybe not, space wmip!
[Borf drops Dexter, then leaps out of the Star Pac.]
BORF: Commander Borf's never finished.
[La Grin catches Borf and flies away with him.]
KIMBERLY (off-screen): Dexter, you freed Borf!
KIMBERLY: What's Space Marshal Vaughn gonna say?
DEXTER: Ol' Vaughnie's gonna say...
[Camera switches to Vaughn.]
SMV: What in blazes have you done?!
[Camera returns to the Star Pac's cockpit.  Dexter has his arms crossed.  Kim is glaring at him.  Dexter shrugs and Kim puts her hands up to her head.]
{I have a headache -this- big...}
KIMBERLY: Dexter. Dexter. Dexter!
[Fade to black]

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