TRANSCRIPT: S1E7 Harmonic Sonic
[as transcribed by MoKat {mokat01@lycos.com}]

[Notes on slang (for translators): 
whadya = "what do you"
whatcha = "what did you"
gonna = "going to"]

(Opening scene: Robotropolis)
COMPUTER: Five...Four...Three...Two...One...Ignition.
SNIVELY: It's a go, Doctor.  The spy ship is being boosted to flight altitude.
ROBOTNIK: My Sky Spy, Snively.  A magnificent sight don't you think?
SNIVELY:  Affirmative, Sir.  Magnificent.
ROBOTNIK:  If the hedgehog only knew what was in store for him...it warms my metallic heart.

(Scene change: Knothole Village)
*crash SFX*
SONIC:  What the heck was that?
*random mumblings from random Freedom Fighters*
ROTOR:  Careful, Tails.  Still hot.
BUNNIE:  What is that old thing?
SALLY:  It's a rocket booster.
SONIC:  Definitely a Robuttnik war toy.
SALLY:  He's up to another one of his evil schemes.
TAILS:  Sally!  Look up there!
BUNNIE:   Is that some kind of satellite or what?
SALLY:  Nah; it's too low for a satellite, Bunnie.  I bet it's some kind of spy ship.

(fade to Rotor's Workshop)
 ROTOR:  *looks through a telescope*  Yeah.  You were right on, Sally.  It's loaded with all kinds of sensors.  Definitely a spy ship.
SONIC:  We're gonna have to trash it.
ANTOINE: But how?  It is way up there and we are way down here.
SALLY:  I can pick up its signals on my CompuRadio.
SONIC:  Maybe we can -do- something with the old rocket booster.

(Scene change: back to the booster crash site)
SONIC:  I'm ready, Rote.
ROTOR:  Go for warp!
SONIC:  Piece of cake.  Juice time!
SONIC:  We -are- cooking now, baby!
ROTOR: Supercharge city, Sonic!
SONIC:  Cool!  Yeah, man. Vrrroooom!  We're out of here.

(Scene change: Robotnik's Command Center)
SNIVELY:  Sky spy sensors are sending new data, Sir.  We've picked up some electromagnetic radiation coming from the Great Forest.
ROBOTNIK:  This may be it, Snively.  Launch a Stealth Bot.
SNIVELY: Yes, Sir.

(Scene change: Sally at the "CompuRadio")
RADIO: *scrambled robotic voice* Robotnik...Knothole is...is...hedgehog...
SALLY:  Listen.  There.
ANTOINE:  What kind of tongue is speaking those funny things, eh?
SALLY:  Nicole, apply voice descrambler.
NICOLE: Descrambler online, Sally.
SALLY:  It says...Message from Sky Spy to Robotnik.  Sensors probing for location of Knothole...
SALLY:  Sky Spy!  Robotnik -is- spying on us!
ANTOINE:  *gasps*
SALLY:  Here's some more...Sky Spy sensors now guiding Stealth Bot into the Great Forest.

(Scene shift: meeting table in Knothole)
SALLY:  I have bad news.  Robotnik's spy sensors are zeroing in on Knothole.  A Stealth Bot is on its way.  Got any ideas?

(Scene change: Outside Knothole, Sonic on a treadmill)
ROTOR:  Cool it, Sonic.  It's juiced.  Here it comes.  It's locked onto our energy field.
SONIC:  Time to eat your lunch, Stealth Bot.
SONIC:  Let's juice, Rote.
SONIC:  Way to go!  Scratch one Stealth Bot.

(Scene change: booster crash site)
SONIC:  Ready to motor, Rotor?
ROTOR:  Let 'er rip.
SONIC:  Hit it, Big Guy.
TAILS:  Cool.
ROTOR:  You guys ready to rock 'n' roll?
BUNNIE:  We're ready, sugar.
ROTOR:  Go for it!
ANTOINE: (straining) *mumbling* I am thinking I will blow a casket...
BUNNIE: (straining) Oh, sugar, -I'm- the one who's gonna blow a casket.
SALLY:  Steady, guys!
SALLY:  Nicole, bring up launch angle data for booster.
NICOLE: Searching, Sally...program accessed.
SALLY:  Hold it there, guys.
*Antione ties the rope*
BUNNIE:  Got it, Sally!
SALLY:  Ready for launch, Sonic.
SONIC:  Do it to it, Sal.
TAILS & SALLY: Five...Four...Three...Two...One.
SALLY:  Ignition!
TAILS:  Bye, Sonic!  Bye, Rotor!
SALLY:  Good luck, guys.

(Inside the booster rocket)
SONIC:  Way, -way- past cool, Rote.
ROTOR: We did it.  Yes!  Check it out, Sonic.
SONIC:  Man, that -is- beautiful.  From here you can't tell Robotnik is destroying everything.
ROTOR: We'll get him, Sonic.
SONIC: Yeah.  He's nothing but a nothing.
ROTOR: Uh, oh.  Problemo.
SONIC: Man, that junk heap is polluting the air big time.  What's up?
ROTOR: We're already there...
SONIC & ROTOR: ...and there's no place to land! *scream*
ROTOR: There's got to be -some- place to land.
SONIC:  I see a place, Rote.  Drop into that slot.

(Inside the Sky Spy)
ROTOR: Think anyone saw us?
SONIC: Like who?  The joint looks deserted.
ROTOR:  Naw, we couldn't be -that- lucky.
SONIC:  Yeah.  Somewhere we'll run into butt bots, guaranteed.
SONIC:  Whadya say, Rote?  You think the main sensors are in there?
ROTOR:  We won't know until we get inside.
SONIC & ROTOR:  Yikes!
SONIC:  Man, and I thought the SWATbots were ugly!

(Scene change: Robotnik's Command Center)
SNIVELY:  Doctor Robotnik, a video transmission from Sky Spy...
ROBOTNIK: The hedgehog?  How is that possible?

(Back inside Sky Spy)
ROTOR: It's a Surveillance Bot!
SONIC: Uh.  Yeah?  
SONIC: Yo, Robuttnik!  This beach ball of yours is going down, man, hard and fast.  Count on it.

(Back to Robotnik's Command Center)
ROBOTNIK: The hedgehog won't last the night.  Snively, alert Sky Spy of his presence.

(Back inside Sky Spy)
BRAIN BOT:  This is Sky Spy control.
SNIVELY: Freedom Fighters on board.  Capture at will.
BRAIN BOT:  Affirmative.  Code Three alert.
SONIC:  Sounds like the word is out on us, Rote.
SONIC:  Huh?
SONIC:  Hang in, Rote.  I'm gonna teach this drooler some manners.
SONIC:  You okay, Rote?
ROTOR:  Me?  Didn't scare me a bit.  *his hand is shaking*  Like a rock.
SONIC:  Way cool.  Like check out the town; maybe we can find something there.
SONIC:  That's the place, Rote.
ROTOR:  The place for what?
SONIC:  To get some info on the sensor.
ROTOR:  (sarcastic) Yeah.  Right.  You're just going to stroll in there and ask.
SONIC:  As Sal would say, 'I have a plan'.

(Sky Spy, inside the...uh...bar for robots?!?)
SONIC:  (disguised as a robot) Mind if I sit in?
*A chair is thrown at Sonic, which he dodges*
SONIC:  Don't mind if I do.
[Note: This two-headed 'bot never introduces itself, so I'm going to call it "Sax Bot" because it looks like it has a saxophone (instead of a nose) coming out of each head.]
SAX BOT:  You better be good, man, or you're tinfoil.
SAX BOT:   Man!  You are -terrible-...knotwurst!(??) [I think Sax Bot is trying to insult Sonic there.]
SONIC:  Yeah?  Well you don't blow such a hot nose yourself.
SONIC:  Oops.  Gotta watch that first lunge, double dork.
SONIC:  Now -that's- cool!  You look good dented.
SAX BOT:  Where's your gig, man?
SONIC:  Spy sensors.
SAX BOT:  A Brain Bot, huh?  We HATE Brain Bots here!
SONIC:  Yeah, must be a bummer not to have a brain.
SAX BOT:  I -have- a brain.
SONIC:  Oh, yeah?
SAX BOT:  Yeah!
SONIC:  Bet you can't even answer a dumb question.
SAX BOT:  Try me.
SONIC:  Okay.  Where are the spy sensors?
SAX BOT:  Building 105.  South tower.
SONIC:  Cool.  You -do- have -half- a brain.
*Sonic looses his disguise as Sax Bot blows its horns in frustration*
SAX BOT:  Hey!  You're bogus, man!
SAX BOT:  He's a Freedom Fighter!  Get him!
SONIC:  You got -that- right, twin beaks!
SONIC:  Yo!  Hold it!  Hold it!  Know what your problem is?
SONIC:  You're all ugly.
SONIC:   Look, I'd like to hang and insult you some more, but I gotta juice.  Adios!
ROTOR:  Whatcha find out?
SONIC:   Tell ya on the way; we're gone.

(Sky Spy, Outside Building 105)
SONIC:  That's the spy sensor...building 105, south tower.
ROTOR:  That looks like the place.
ROTOR:  And here's our ride.
SONIC:  Let's slide, Clyde.
ROTOR:  (distracting a 'bot that looks like a bug) Oops.  Uh, hi.  What's up?
BUG BOT: *screeches*
SONIC:  Lock-up time, chrome-dome.
ROTOR:  Spring loaded.  That should lock it up tight.
SONIC:  (sarcastic, to Bug Bot) Need anything else?  Pillow?  Soft drink?

(Sky Spy, at the top of the south tower)
SONIC:  Your call, Rote.
ROTOR:  We've got to disconnect that main sensor tube.
SONIC:  Sensor tube?  Oh, sensor tube.  I knew that.
SONIC:  Bingo!
SONIC:  Whoa!  That sucker is -hot-!  Hoo-wee!
ROTOR:  Yes!
SONIC:  Yes!  Are we cool or what?  
[rhetorical question there ;)]

(Back at Robotnik's command Center)
ROBOTNIK:  What is -this-, Snively?
SNIVELY:  I suspect it's the hedgehog, Sir.
ROBOTNIK: The hedgehog?
SNIVELY:  (meekly) Yes, sir.
ROBOTNIK: Then don't you think it would be wise for you to -stop- him?
SNIVELY: Yes, Sir.  Very wise, Sir.
ROBOTNIK: The Stealth Bot lost its tracking signal, Snively.  Recall it.
SNIVELY: Will do, Sir.
SNIVELY: Stealth Bot 208...mission aborted. 

(Scene change: Knothole)
SNIVELY:  (heard via CompuRadio)  Repeat.  Mission aborted.  Return to base.  Return to base.
SALLY:  Yes.  Yes!  They did it.  The spy sensor is history.
ANTOINE: *gasps*  Sacre bleu.  It look extremely dangerous...
SALLY:  It's some kind of high voltage chain-reaction.  I hope they're heading home.

(Back inside the Sky Spy)
ROTOR: There's our ride home, Sonic.
ROTOR: We'll just cruise back to Mobius in style.
SONIC:  You're cool flying this thing, right Rote?
ROTOR: Well, pretty cool.
SONIC:  Let's juice.  Way to motor, Rot-ski!
SONIC:  Yo, Rote; are we going any higher than two feet?
ROTOR: It's got turbo burners somewhere...
SONIC:  Whadya mean 'somewhere'?  Flip 'em all!
ROTOR: *click*  Oops.
SONIC:  Bingo, baby!  Adios, spy butt!
SONIC:  There's Knothole.  Drop the old bucket into the ??? [sounds like 'sling' or 'sink' or something similar]
ROTOR: Easier said than done, Sonic.
SONIC:  You can do it, Rote.  Piece of cake.
ROTOR: Okay.  Here we go...

(Back at Knothole)
TAILS:  Wow-wee!
SONIC:  Ugly, but cool.  
ROTOR: Very ugly.
SALLY:  Are you guys alright?
SONIC:  Sure.  No problemo, Sal.  What’s up?
SALLY:  There's a new 'problemo'.  Sky Spy is looking a little...shaky.

(Scene change: at the CompuRadio & telescope)
SONIC:  Whoa.  You're right, Sal.  Definitely shaky.  The ol' Sky Spy could trash Mobius big time.
SALLY:  Somehow we have to guide it down somewhere away from Knothole.
SALLY:  Rotor, what about your super magnet?

(Scene change: outside Knothole, on top of a cliff)
SONIC:  The junk ball is about to cut loose, Rote.  Get ready to juice it.
ROTOR: Contact.
ROTOR: It's happening, Sonic.  Big time!
ROTOR: (scared) Let's haul some serious haunch!
SONIC:  Rocket time!

(At Robotnik's Command Center)
ROBOTNIK: Listen closely, Snively; it could be crucial to your health.
ROBOTNIK: The hedgehog and his band of fools will be eliminated!  Do I make myself clear?
SNIVELY:  Y-Yes, Sir.  Very clear, Sir.

(Back in the Great Forest)
SALLY:  By working together, we stopped Robotnik one more time.
*cheering*
SALLY:  We owe a special thanks to the courage and ingenuity of Sonic and Rotor.
*more cheering*
RANDOM UNNAMED FREEDOM FIGHTER: Take -that- you sneaky Robotnik!
CROWD: Sonic!  Rotor!  Sonic!  Rotor!  Sonic!  Rotor!  Sonic!  Rotor!
SONIC:  Hey, Rote!
SALLY:  Where -is- Rotor?
ROTOR: Sonic, check this out!
ROTOR: My latest invention...a nifty quill styler made especially for hedgehogs.  
ROTOR: You could use it, Sonic.  All that electricity trashed your 'do.  Give it a shot.
ROTOR: Hit it!
SONIC:  Whoa!
ROTOR: Uh, oh.
SALLY:  (sarcastic) Uh...nice quills.
SONIC:  *screams*
(end of scene)
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