Sure, you've all probably heard by now of the new Sonic show coming on TV soon. Well, you've yet to hear the whole story! So, here it is...

Seems Sonic finds out his Momma is a Queen, and he has two siblings. Manic, named most likely because he's "Manic" and Sonya or..it might be Sonia.. i can't remember, hell, it don't matter. Anyway, Robotnik is the sherrif and stuff. Why anyone would elect him sherrif is beyond me. I mean.. would you vote for a big fat human with an organge mustache and red and black eyes? Hell, i wouldn't. Anyway, he rules Mobius with an iron fist and such. And when ol' buttnik finds out about Sonic's Mommy, the Queen, he immediatly sets out to by tickets to their concert ... wait..i mean... he wants to marry the queen. So he can get laid, and rule Mobius.. even though um.. he already does rule Mobius.. Then, in a moment of sheer genius, Sonic and his siblings form a band. Humbly named SONIC UNDERGROUND, they fight evil with um... uh.. music. and stuff, you know, trumpets and shit. The zaniness ensues!

Sounds kinda weird and stupid to me, but hell, its better than some of these IDEAS below...

REJECTED Sonic show ideas:

Sonic Out to Sea- Sonic and his two siblins are stranded on an abandoned ocean liner. They've eaten all the food, and drank all the fresh water. They're overexposed to the Sun. Since the Pink pixies they see from drinking salt water will it, they decide there can be only one. Madness ensues every week, as Sonic and his siblings try to murder each other. Its high-seas hillarity!

The Sonic Dead- Sonic and his siblings go to a secluded cabin in the woods for a nice vacation. But then, Manic and Sonia are turned into zombies. After having to spin dash his own hand off, Sonic Must fend off his now evil brother and sister.

Sonic And Tails, more than friends- in this very liberal minded show, a homosexual sonic and tails experience intimacy in all its forms. Raunchy gay humor and action at its best.

Well, looks like i've offended enough people for today. As soon as Sonic Underground comes out, i shall review each episode. And you can't stop me! Hahaha!