Hi. Welcome to the "Lame Character Files" This section is point out sonic character clones, relatives and Gay ass characters. If you see YOUR character here, it means your lame. Don't come bitchin' to me, its your own damn fault you made such a shitty character. Got it?

NOTE: I didn't write these profiles, they were taken from various websites, mosty ARTAiL's. Seein as how he apparently NEVER screens his profiles, his Profile page is chocked full of lame characters. Excuse the spelling on them, as most LAMERS can't spell.

NAME: PYSCHO T. HEDGEHOG

HIS CRIME: Being a Sonic Clone

ORIGIN: Copy of Sonic during an axcendent with Tails christmas present! Sonic was sering waht this huge thung was and acently zaped himself and out popedPSYCHO! There he fell in love With Bunny, but later on... fell in love with Sebrina T.Enchinda..they are now married. Has a freind named Nutty, and a (maby) Cousin with Devilman! His new arch Nemisis is Ghost...or in his last epsiode is named DEATH!

THE BOTTOM LINE: Pyscho is a Sonic Clone of the highest order, not to mention he can't spell worth a damn. C'mon Mr. Pyscho, can't you think of anything ORIGINAL?

NAME: TODD PROWER

HIS CRIME: Being a Tails Clone/Relative

ORIGIN: Todd was born in an unknown town during Robotnik's take over. He lived there with his parents until he was about 3, and suddenly dissapeared. First time he was seen after that was 10 years later, in the great forrest. He does hate Robotnik and likes to join in raids with the Freedom fighters. He lives in an unknown place in the great forrest, and never plans to become a freedom Fighter. He is rarely seen in one place for a ling time. He was roboticized by Robotnik during his dissapearence, but the burn-thru system hadn't worked on him totally. He created a program to deroboticize himself, but during the process, was caught. He was able to escape, but all remains of the program were lost.

THE BOTTOM LINE: This is a badly drawn, and stupidly named character. Had he been named something like "Bob Smith" I could have even looked past the -obvious- resemblance to tails. But no, another unoriginal "I'm Tails long lost Brother" Character. Bah.

NAME: TOBIAS PROWER

HIS CRIME: Being a Tails Clone

ORIGIN:

TJ lived originally on earth, but got kicked to Mobius accidentaly, when he got hit by a ray emmited from a weird machine. When he landed on Mobius he found himself in a bed in Bookshires hospital. His body had changed into that of a fox. He made friends with the freedom fighters and decided to stay in Knothole after a mission to Robotropolis, some problems with Robuttnik and some misunderstandings). On one of his later missions he got one of his arms robotisized. (He covered it, with help of his shape shifting abilities, with fur to hide it!) (Full story at http://TJPrower.home.pages.de)

THE BOTTOM LINE: Damn the guy who made this character. This is a Tails Clone if there ever was one, and on top of that, he stole sonics shoes which are ONE OF A KIND since Uncle Chuck made them its not like you can go BUY them at a store! Plus this idiots a damn Morph! First of all, there aint no damn Morphs on Mobius ( NO, theres NOT ) Don't you think if there were SO many "Magical, Godlike" characters( you know who you are!), that they'd a won back Robotropolis by now? NO! Cause besides Sonic and tails, most people on mobius are NORMAL! Not damn telepaths, or gods, or aliens, GODDAMMIT!!! THATS what fucking makes sonic so special! ::takes a breath:: Moving on..

NAME: TAILZ

HIS CRIME: Being a Tails clone

ORIGIN: Tailz is Tails' twin brother. He is identical to Tails. He is a two tailed orange fox. The only difference is that Tailz's name is Robert and he is a guardian of a chaos emerald. Tails was lost after birth so never knew his parents. But, Tailz was kept by their parents. He never knew he had a twin brother! When Robotnik destroyed his village he was only 2 years old. His parents were killed and him abandoned also. He was found by another guardian and taught their ways. He later went to a meeting with Sally at Knothole and Sally thought he was Tails. He told her he was the guardian and Sally said, "Miles, stop playing..." and he said he was Robert...Sally found out it wasn't Tails and introduced them. Tails and Tailz then met and have been together since. (I'll end it now, theres more but your probably already crying)

THE BOTTOM LINE: This is what i call "Code A Sonic Clone" A being the worst. The guy who invented..this.."character" ( whom we shall refer to as Mr. X)obviously is an idiot, with NO sense of originality... Not to mention its cheesey as hell, and on top of everything, he gaurds a Chaos Rock.

Yeh.. ok.. some wise person intrusted a 5 year old two tailed fox ( who SHOULDN'T exist ) with something capable of destroying the world. Yeh...right. Honestly Mr. X, you didn't think you'd get away with this, did you?

Thats all for this week. I offer humble advice to anyone whos character appears here: "REPENT, and thou shalt be saved!" In other words, GET A REAL CHARACTER! Bye now.