Sonic Fights Robotnik

The Performances

And now, a personal story.

I remember the first time I read Sonic Fights Robotnik aloud. The year was, of course, 1998. So tickled was I by the stories of SONIC FAN (though not yet realizing why), I wanted to share this joy with someone. This was before the age of Discord or Skype, when voice chatting on the Internet was a rarity. So I subjected the only person who was around to my vocal performance - my sister. She laughed, even if she wasn’t really a Sonic fan. To be fair, how could any of us be a fan like SONIC FAN? But I digress.

Years later, when audio communication on the Internet was more feasible, I would enter Skype calls with people who were part of the communities I engaged with. We’d talk about a number of things, but at some point, we decided to amuse ourselves by reading whatever we could find to each other. At first, they were the scripts to Sonic Adventure and its sequels, including the leaked script to Sonic 06. But soon, we looked towards other stories, fanfiction that would tickle our fancy.

Reaching into the archives, I pulled out Sonic Fights Robotnik. I’m not sure how many times we read it and its sequels, or with how many different people, but one thing was clear. We had grown since 1998, and what was originally met with utter confusion and anger was instead met with bemused confusion and laughter.

In 2007, a small group of us toyed with the idea of making a radio play version of the original story. Those plans never materialized, and what little remains will stay buried, for who wants to hear a half done audio play with terrible quality control and bad acting? In 2010, however, the first performance in front of an audience happened. An online audience, during the Sonic Amateur Games Expo of 2010.

Featuring LittleKuriboh (y’know, the guy who did Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged?) it was a hit at the show. Over the next few SAGEs, further sequels would be read aloud. It wasn’t long before other people would end up reading the stories to other audiences, the saga of Sonic Fights Robotnik being shared to new and unprepared audiences.

The first known performance of Sonic Fights Robotnik, in front of a live studio audience, happened at MAGFest 2017, the popular video game and music convention. With a slightly different cast, a performance of Sonic Fights Robotnik 3 took place during the 2019 festival. At both of these live shows, I did what I’ve always done - read as Miles “Tails” Prower, using a silly Mickey Mouse-ish voice, trying to emulate the way my sister would talk as Tails back when we were children.

It is strange how, 21 years later, the same story could still entertain not only myself, but the audience in front of us. Even my sister, if it’s brought up, remembers the story. Perhaps this speaks to the appeal of SONIC FAN’s writing. Clearly, Sonic Fights Robotnik can speak to those who were nowhere near the Sonic Internet fandom as it existed in the late 90’s. Some truths happen to be universal.

Sonic Fights Robotnik @ SAGE 2010
For many, this was their first time hearing the legend. Presented here in two parts with visual accompaniment by...SONIC FAN?! Well heck.
Sonic Fights Robotnik 2 @ SAGE 2010
After finishing the first one, everyone needed more. Jumping right into the sequel, we were able to meet Vision, Lord of PEZ. Once again featuring visual accompaniment by SONIC FAN, who uploaded an edited version of the audio years after the performance. Well, it might be SONIC FAN. Or just a fan of SONIC FAN.
Sonic Fights Robotnik 6 @ SAGE 2011
The following year, the SAGE Crew dive into Sonic Fights Robotnik 6.
SEGA Channel Retro: Sonic Fights Robotnik Returns! (8/25/2016)
After far too long an absense, Sonic Fights Robotnik 8 is performed to a non-SAGE audience.
SEGA Channel Retro: Sonic Fights Robotnik the Rematch! (9/1/2016)
A few days later, Sonic Fights Robotnik 9 gets the not-quite-SAGE-Crew treatment. Retro/Bits crew? I dunno. Dom and Adam are there heck. Don’t know who they are? It’s fine don’t worry about it.
Sonic Fights Robotnik - A Dramatic Reading Sniplet (PREVIEW)
A short animation of the original Sonic Fights Robotnik reading. Created by HHog.
Sonic Fights Robotnik - A Scene (8/13/2019)
Nick K animates a segment of the SAGE 2010 reading.
Sonic Fights Robotnik - A Second Scene (12/30/2019)
Nick K continues to animate the SAGE 2010 reading.
LittleKuriboh Reads Sonic Fights Robotnik (again)
Sometime after SAGE 2010, LK went ahead and reread the first two chapters of Sonic Fights Robotnik on his blog.tv account, with a whole new cast.
Sonic Fights Robotnik Chapter 1 Dramatic Reading (7/19/2010)
ThePFFTeam read Sonic Fights Robotnik.
Sonic Fights Robotnik Dramatic Reading (5/4/2011)
Read by manwithoutabody and Marc Ducusin.
Sonic Fights Robotnik: An Audio Play (7/3/2012)
Performed by MarioPawner. They even link to this archive! How about that.
UZworm and Psych read "Sonic Fights Robotnik" (2/15/2020)
After raising $500 for charity, UZworm and Psych embark on an endurance run. Together, they read seven chapters of the Sonic Fights Robotnik saga.

“"Hey we're on TV!" said Sonic
"Hi Mom!" said Rotor
"Uhh rotor your Mom's robotocized" said Sonic
"waah" said Rotor”
— Sonic and Rotor, Sonic Fights Robotnik 3

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