C.P.: "Wow. Who could've thought we would both pick ROCK thirty-eight times in a row? That's gotta be some kind of record. Are you hungry? My tummy's calling for a big fat B.L.T."

Does this spell curtains for our dynamic dunderhead? Does this spell venetian blinds for our dynamic dunderhead? Can our dynamic dunderhead even spell? What does this new partnership mean for Captain Purple? Does this make him a pigaphile?

Tune in next time... same Bat -oops... same Purple channel, same Purple time!

P.S. When telemarketers bug you about long distance, tell them you don't make long distance calls because it's against your religion!