Judge: Due to your indecent behavior and the government wanting to control the internet you have been banned from cyberspace! Is there anything you’d like to say to the court?

Spawm: You may try and stifle me but I will be heard again, standing up for the others in America who believe that the first amendment still stands for something.

CP: Yeah what he said and Groovey Coolie!


What will our hero and his sidekink do now that they’ve been kicked out of cyber-space? Will anyone care? And when will women learn to lie convincingly about size?

Find out next month at this same purple site!