SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
SPAWM YOU FUCKED UP ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!
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Dear Spawm,
hey sperm u where daddy little squirt befor you where mommys little baby. ha ha ha ha
big daddy D
san diego,ca.
us
Dear big daddy D,
Weren't we all? Or maybe you came from a petri dish... a real womb with a view.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
i think you kick ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
james
bon accord,alberta
canada
Dear james,
Yer beautiful, baby! You seem to be a kicker of buttcheeks yourself!
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
How Punk wud up?
I'm just wondering how ya ripped of Spawn ya dud!
Can you shoot chains out?MMMM. guess not! Can heal at lightning speed?MMMMM! Ha punk. your just Spam to me. HEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAH! Well you say that from hell I think your not. Your a pig. come on here!!! Anyways you should get rid of that Spawn-wanna-be costume, and be BACON MAN!!!!!!!!!HEHEHEHAHAHAHA. Gotta Go Punk, The Creech
The Creech
Butttown, usa,I dunno
U.s. of friggin A
Dear Creech & Chong,
I'm just a pig in the world. Take this big bacon off my eyes... (sorry Gwen, well, not really)
My powers far exceed those of Spawn, in that I can power burst mail from my buttocks! Chains schmains... I wanna see Spawny poop parcel post!
I was thinking of getting a new set of threads, but the only thing I could afford was a tutu and some combat boots.... so I'll pass.
BACON MAN... hmm. I'll get back to you on that one.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
I've never seen your comics. What are they?
Wilferd Jacobson
Springfield,MO
USA
Dear Wilferd,
We've pretty much been Online as far as comics go. You can see them here:
The Adventures of Captain Purple.
We are however going to be in print in the exciting Number 2 ½ Issue of Captain Crafty! Keep your eyes peeled!
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
Spawm you *beepbeepbeep* CP rules over you *beep*hole. GO GET *beep*ED!!
SPIDER-MAN
Melbourne,Victoria
Australia
Dear SPIDER-MAN,
Did he pay you to say that? Do you kiss his mother with that mouth?
Dear Spawm,
Hi Spawn! I like your movie and I think you are more cool than other superheroes. But I haven't read your comic, I still try to find it here. You know it is hard to find about you at print media. But I'll try hard for you. Real Fan!!!!!!!
maria
jakarta,west java
indonesia
Dear maria,
Hey there, how ya doin? If this were a phone conversation you would have dialed the wrong number.
You see, I am SpawM, not Spawn. I was cursed by having an almost identical name... the Underworld Naming Center for Returning Demons isnt all that imaginative.
Could have been worse I suppose. I could have been named Spew or Spore.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
allô,
je te souhaite une Bonne Année
audrey
Audrey guilbert
repentigny,quebec
canada
Dear Audrey,
Allô allô to you, baby.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
yo spawm guy
what`s up?
greetings from the fat guy
frank
soest,utrecht
holland
Dear frank,
Santa?!
Dear Spawm,
dear spawm , i think you are really cool!
dopey
utrecht,utrecht
holland
Dear dopey,
Thanks. Out of all the freakin' dwarves I think you are the least annoying.
Dear Spawm,
I haven't really read your letters but I can see you're crappy and I haven't seen your program yet. Are you friends with Captsin purple ? What is his real name ? That's all from Taz (Age 10).
taz
Llanilar,wales
Britain
Dear taz,
Captain Purple's real name... You'll be able to find that out in print soon. I cannot reveal it at this time.
Am I friends with him? Well, I crash at his house, eat food from his mother's fridge and occassionally do rude things to their bathroom, but I wouldn't say we're friends.
Thanks for your letter, Taz.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
will you *beep* me?i want to have hot wild mind numbing sex with you and maybe some of your other friends too!!!!!!!!just write me back soon!!!
sex machine
sex me up,sex sex sex
sex ville
Dear sex machine,
I may be sleazy, but not that easy. How 'bout we meet behind K-Mart tonight.. say 11:30?
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
Eu estou curtindo bastante a revista spawm
Jose
Guaiba,rs
brasil
Dear Jose,
Exactly!
Dear Spawm,
KA A DOODLE DO CLUCK CLUCK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK!!!
CHICKY
LA CHICK,CLUCK CLUCK
BOK BOK BOK
Dear Chicky baby,
May you always be one step ahead of Sanders. Good luck. Now cluck off.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
1 2 3 4 YOUR GONNA BE LANDING ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!SO *beep* YOU !!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@########$$$%%%%^^^^%$##^%$#%^$#%$#%$#^%$#^%$#^%$#^%$#
THE GREAT ONE
LAND OF KINGS,WE RULE
NORWAY
Dear THE GREAT ONE,
5 6 7 8 I'm surprised your parents could mate.
What a keen skill you have at typing the numeric symbols! You are SO kewl!
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!! YES US CANADIANS KNOW HOW TO USE "MODERN"TECHNOLOGY YES WE STOP MILKING OUR COWS TO TALK TO YOU!THERE BUDDY!!!WANT A DOUGHNUT!!! GREAT TIM HORTONS!WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND THINK MORE OF US CANADIANS WE MAKE THE BEST BEER IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
chic la chic
F.P.K,N.B
CANADA !!!
Dear chicklet,
That's lovely that you are Canadian. I do find it most humorous though that it's the Canadians who fall for the stock letter receipt and get all bent out of shape over it. Then you respond in here, where it makes no sense!
I'd love a doughnut. Thanks.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
I Think you have a big nose and you stink and I will give you tic-tac's o.k.
DR.LEE
FT.Polk,Louisana
LA
Dear DR.LEE,
Thanks, Doc!
Dear Spawm,
JRGOUG;GLJG'JGLKGLJGLJGOHIHGHGOIHGIJHI
JHIHJHGJHIJHIHTITRJOGJOIJJYHOIH'IHJYJJ
YOJ'HOIHGOTPITUY9EPIU0GG0U0DUG8...
FDKDUK
FYGFU,RGHI
JGLIGO
Dear FuKDUp,
What a brilliant letter. If only everyone had half the wit and intelligence your first line so eloquently displays. What a master of verbal communication you are! Your parents must be very proud.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
I AM THE REAL SPAWM AND I WILL KILL YOU.
SPAWN
,
Dear SPAWN,
Okay, I'll file that one with the other 3,572 letters saying the EXACT same thing.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
IF I WRIGHT TO YOU.YOU WOULD'NT WRITH BACK YOU UGLY MOTHER *beep*ER YOU BECAUSE YOU CAN'T READ OR WRIGHT YOU BITCH YOU.
GEX
,
Dear GEX,
WRIGHT YOU WRITH YOU YOU WRIGHT YOU YOU.
Get a dictionary and a clue or two.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
I HOPE YOU FALL OFF THE BED WITH YOUR HEAD ON THE FLOOR WITH YOUR HOOKER
AARON
K MART,YOU
HERE
Dear AARON,
Just because I'm falling on floors with your mother gives you no excuse to call her a "hooker". Besides, she prefers the term "working girl".
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
YOU ARE A SEXY WOMAN TO PEOPLE THAT HAVE NO BRAIN!
GEX
KHLKHL,HJH;JH
KHGJHT
Dear GEX,
So what you are saying is, you are attracted to me. Thanks, brainless!
Dear Spawm,
Besides me you're the coolest superhero on earth.You're comics rule, besides my comics.
Captain America
Pipeston,MN
USA
Dear Captain America,
Besides you, you are the most egotistical person I've ever written back to. But I still thank all my fans, besides you.
Dear Spawm,
BE THE SWAN!!!!!!!!!
STOP !
SWAN
SWANNY VILLE,IS WAS GOING TO BE
GOOBER VILLAGE
Dear SWANson,
You are the Swan, I am the Pigman, Koo Koo Kachoob.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
I AM THE SUPREME CHICKEN!!!!!!! AND YOU ARE WHO?NEVER MIND YOU WILL NEVER OVER RULE THE CHICKEN!!!!!! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF AN CHICKEN LITTLE BOY!!!!!!!!
SUPREME CHICKEN
WOO LOO LOO,X-B ZZ AWQ@@
CLUCK-VILLE
Dear SUPREME CHICKEN,
You ARE the Supreme Chicken. Maybe Extra Crispy Supreme.
Never underestimate the power of the CAPS LOCK key either, right?
Dear Spawm,
I WILL HURT YOU
SPAWN
,
Dear SPAWN,
Spank me. Spank me hard.
Dear Spawm,
YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE.MY FELLOW ALIEN FRIENDS DON'T LIKE YOU MAKING FUN OF OUR PLANET JUST BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE US.YOU AND THAT HUMAN ARE THE BIGGEST FREAKS.
GEX
MARS,MARS
MARS
Dear GEX,
As freaky as we wanna be. You figured that out all by yourself, didn't you Slick? Way to go, Tiger.
Dear Spawm,
DIEPURPLE SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GoSpawm!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fgdhgfhgfhdghf
:p* lane,?:l
hdgjdghj
Dear fgdhgfhgfhdghf,
Das' right!
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
DEAR, spawn I loved your movie your comic rules keep up the good work. skyboy.
skyboy
cloud-9,insane
USA
Dear skyboy,
Yeah, whatever.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
Quisiera recibir algunos dibujos de cortecia a travez de jemoncada@latinmail.com
julio moncada
Mérida,Mèrida
Venezuela
Dear julio moncada,
Quipa jappa hooka jibby funky jabberwockey.
Dear Spawm,
spawm, you are a thundery butt poop, i want to kill that puple guy, i will torture his groin, i need info on "squee" jhonen vasques' marvelous creation i need info!! what da dillio, bye bye...
itchy and loving it
mmmmmsville,blip blop ding
lithuania
Dear Rashy,
Thundering Butt Poop! Cool. You wanna kill CP too? Get in line! I got yer "squee" right here.
Dear Spawm,
Can't anybody else who is writing to you spell? Sheesh. It's called a spell checker, people. Use it. Spawm rules. Kick some more Captain Purple ass!
Joel Kelly
Edmonton,Alberta
Canada
Dear Joel Kelly,
Straight up, Joel, you da man.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
you stink spon fun butty fac beavis is cooler then you
joshafois
,mass.
eeweeeeeeiikl
Dear joshafois,
The English language, joshafois, learn it.
No one can live up to the fine acting ability of the marvelous Thespian Beavis.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
Dear Spaw: You are murder OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you are one abomination BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
luis
lima,Peru/Lima
lima
Dear luis,
Got that right, baby.
P.S. you really should learn how to express your true feelings. Try using more exclamation points.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
How could you encourage a young person to not do their homework! Are you just plain stupid yourself or do you just not care about children?!
Concerned Parent
Anytown,,GA
USA
Dear Concerned Parent,
It's easy. You tell them not to study. Besides, any kid who takes advice from a pig deserves to flunk a test or three.
Education Filter:
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
Hey Spawn you are on eof the worst characters ever, go get a life. I hope you Milk And Cheese get drunk and kill you. Your Loving Friend Monkeyman
Monkeyman
Kongo Bongo,Kong Bong
Donkey Kong Country
Dear Monkeyspank,
I am on "eof"?! Sounds like you are the one that's on something. Milk and Cheese get drunk? Nah, when does THAT ever happen? Heh. We kill each other all the time.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
YOU ARE THE COOLEST GUY IN ALL COMICS!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I HAVE TO DO MY HOMEWORK.
P.S. No you don't. It won't do you a lick of good. You'd be better off just guessing on the test.
SPAWM!
Thanks Tyler,
The SPAWM has spoken.
Spawn
Spawnville,Spawn's State
Spawn's Home
Dear
"Spawn",
Thanks for the reminder, I had almost forgotten how cool I really am. Almost.
Dear Spawm,
why are you a pig??? your so cool!!!
tyler johnson
renton,washinhto
u.s.a.
Dear
tyler johnson,
Why am I a pig? Because life is like a can of Spam, you never know exactly what it is. All you know for sure is that it's slimy and smells bad. As for me, Evil Swine is as Evil Swine does.
"Your so cool"
Yeah, I know.
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
Thank-you! Its about time someone took the iniative to beat the holy hell out of that putrid purple menace!! Keep up the good work tormenting others, and torturing that bastard, Capt. Purple! (I know you still have him alive, but for how long?)MUHUHAHAHA!
Paradox
Hell,In a Handbasket
For Sure!!
Dear
Paradox,
You're welcome. The pleasure was all mine, believe me.
How long indeed.... Ponder this, my friend, how can I keep torturing and tormenting him if I end his poor excuse of a life? Insulting and embarrassing a dead body isn't as fun. This I know.
Yer Purple-pulverizing pal,
SPAWM!
Dear Spawm,
First,my name is KITKAT not TIKTAK.Second, Now I dont lick your boots but I will kick your butt!
KITKAT
MATANE,Québec
Canada
Dear
KITKAT,
Gimme a break... Gimme a break... I'm gonna break me offa piece o' that KITKAT bar.
Dear Spawm,
Mon chapeau spawm,you`re the ugliest villain I have never seen of my life you`re better than the hobgoblin, magneto,the joker,Doctor Doom Lex Luthor,Scarecrow,Carnage,Venom,penguin Catwoman,Mr.Freeze,Rhino,demogoblin,The Jackal and...Jean Chrétien
KITKAT
Matane (really),Québec
Canana
Dear
TIKTAK,
Man chaps to you too, you Canadian bacon! You're the coolest person I've never seen of my life! Thanks though, I try to live up to my Hobgoblin-magneto-joker-doom-luthor-scarecrow-carnage-venom-
penguin-catwoman-freeze-rhino-demogoblin-jackal-chrétien-esque image. Now lick my boots.
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