Number 21 - - April 1997

Our Staff

Name: Scott Sauer
Eyes: 2
Hair: Yes
Height/Weight: Bigger than a Breadbox
Birthplace: Springfield, MO
Date of Birth: 8/8/71
Ambitions: Keep my VW Bus running and to take the Comics Page as serious as this data sheet
Turn Offs: Country Music
Turn Ons: Riding in VW bus, Cocoa Pebbles, and anything art related.
What do you look for in a Super Hero: "Chin"atalia
Hobbies: Drawing on paper or computer
First Comic ever read: Ritchie Rich
Favorite Comic: I don't have a favorite but my favorite TV show is "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast"
Favorite Movie: Army of Darkness

Name: Rick "My friends call me, Psycho and they won't tell me why" Dodd
Eyes: Have It!
Hair: Wish I had some
Height/Weight: None of your (expletive deleted) business.
Birthplace: You're a nosey (expletive deleted) aren't you.
Date of Birth: 11/25/62 I'm depressed now
Ambitions: To have the most (expletive deleted) on this page
Turn Offs: When people talk about movies I haven't seen yet.
Turn Ons: When I can talk about movies other people haven't seen yet.
What do you look for in a Super Hero: Women who lose clothes in fights
Hobbies: Being a disruptive force at Comics Page meetings...and I'm (expletive deleted) good at it.
First Comic ever read: Spider-Man
Favorite Comic: The Watchmen
Favorite Movie: Forrest Gump
Speical Note: We know what he looks like, but just like his articles, the picture didn't make the deadline.

Name: Mark Monroe
Eyes: Green
Hair: More than Psycho
Height/Weight: Yeah, Right!
Birthplace: St. Joseph, MO
Date of Birth: 10/16/63 You know back when you had to get up to change the channel on the TV
Ambitions: To finish reading "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People" I started a year ago and I'm already on Habit 2.
Turn Offs: Not having money shoot out my (expletive deleted)
Turn Ons: My wife (She made me write that).
What do you look for in a Super Hero: To find my name next to "created by"
Hobbies: Reading anything besides comics
First Comic ever read: Spider-Man (an older one than Psycho) Psycho: No it wasn't you (expletive deleted) (Mark retorts and an argument ensues)
Favorite Comic: (currently) Ghost
Favorite Movie: Tank Girl (Somebody had to like that movie) (Scott interjects, "I liked that movie")

Name: Beth Monroe
Eyes: Brown...but not like baby poop..well, if the baby had carrots...
Hair: More than Psycho, less than Mark.. & red
Height/Weight: Smaller than a bread box ... almost
Birthplace: Kansas City, MO
Date of Birth: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell everyone I'm 40!
Ambitions: To become more ambitious.
Turn Offs: Grody teeth, body funk, and toe jam
Turn Ons: Pentium Computers with hard drives measured in gigabytes.
What do you look for in a Super Hero: My husband - he begged me to say this. (it was pitiful)
Hobbies: Reading, writing, and collecting public domain
First Comic ever read: Archie
Favorite Comic: Captain Purple...of course
Favorite Movie: There's not enough room to write them all down.