The Official
Homepage
Vote brisk, vote Frisk!
Hello, and welcome to my wonderful webpage! Why am I creating a page for a campaign that will only last one week? I have no idea! No, wait...I do know. This is just one of the radical ways that I'll be trying to get you, the voter, to elect me as Senior Class President for the 2002-2003 school year. After all, all you Juniors will soon be the rulers of the school, and you'll need a capable leader to achieve these goals! And who's better then me?
Ok...who's better then me, AND running?
Ok, ok...who's better then me AND running AND has the same name? That's what I thought!
Located within these pages, you'll find all the information you will need to decide to vote for the underdog. You, and you alone, can help prove that you don't have to be the most popular person in school to reach such a position. You and you alone have the power. Why? Because every vote counts. So don't skip that slot come Thursday.
A special note to all those freshman and sophomores reading this: Why? What can you gain from reading these pages if you can't even vote? Well, I guess you could convince your Junior friends to elect me. And, of course, you'll want to come here after the election to see this page start to get REALLY crazy!
Well...I don't know how crazy. I mean, I do want this page to be advertised in the school to help me get votes, and then with that address out there, school officials will see this page, and if I put up any really objectionable material, then I'll be in trouble.
But, this is my page, and here you'll get the REAL story of what is what. Yes, I will not be censored...err...not that I wasn't before. *wink*
So now, to all of you Juniors that haven't left this page in total confuzement, I want you to go and explore this page to your hearts content.
Remember, vote brisk, vote Frisk!
Daily Commentary: From Sunday to Friday, you'll read the candidate's thoughts, straight from the candidate himself! Free from time constricts, these could be really long. But they most likely will be short and not that well written.
Testimony: From totally random people in the school *wink*, hear what they think of this candidate, and his chances of winning! Well...maybe not that the chances, as that might sway your vote away from m-I mean, it's not necessary.
The Other Candidates: Here they are, the list of the other candidates! Of course, their qualifications aren't listed, as that would be negative toward my campaign. So they're just listed. Oh, and if anyone feels the urge to create odds, feel free to contact me.
And don't let them be "David Frisk 1000000 to 1."
Extra Stuff: Here is everything else that pertains to this page, including the unedited directors cut of "the speech." You won't here this Thursday!
And that's about it. Do I have to say it again? Oh fine, I will.
Vote brisk, vote Frisk!
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The views and opinions expressed on this page are by the people who made this page. They are not necessarily those of the students, teachers, principals, or board members of the Royal Oak School District, located somewhere in Michigan. They are also not necessarily the opinions shared by the United States, Microsoft, Macintosh, Sega, Nintendo, Sony, Squaresoft, Universal, Warner Brothers, Disney, Colombia, the Moogle Cavern, or anyone else for that matter. Created by the committee to help elect David Frisk to Senior Class President. And no, we're not connected to the mafia. Really.