1. Everytime you see a pack of mentos, you try to use the magical 
power of it. 

     2. When you watch WWF and WCW, you wonder what the heck Bret Hart 
is doing without special powers. 

     3. You drink lots of Jolt so you can do a caffine buzz. 

     4. You try to make AAA Charecters in Wrestling Video Games (Sorry...
this one just HAD to come out) 

     5. You go to a Civic Columseum with a 'Wolf-a-rine' shirt on. 

     6. You write AAA interludes!!! ()-) 

     7. You try to babysit kids so you can move up to 'Royal Babysitter'. 

     9. When someone mentions the word smack, you hold his mouth and say 
'Not while Davey-kins is here! Never mention SMAK!' (Whoopsie!) 

     10. You keep bugging Lynx and Shinji about a Bikini Contest for the 
AAA (HEY! I WAS JOKING HERE! I mean, I didn't e-mail them or anything like 
that....yet [evil grin comes on his face]) 

     11. You want to be 'The Lord of Pez' 

     12. You yell 'BOOMSHACKALAKA' in the middle of a crowd

	...you attempt to exorcise all your Sonic the Hedgehog games.

     ...a little kid dressed up as a rabbit for Halloween makes you
     almost jump out of your skin.

     ...you laugh yourself sick whenever you're playing FF7 and you see 
Cloud Strife.

     ...you click all the remote controls you can find at people, hoping
     to find one that warps reality.

     ...you dress up in a tuxedo and top hat in an attempt to get women.

     ...you argue at length, for up to days at a time, about whether
X original fanfic character should be considered self-insertion or 
merely an avatar.

     ...you get in a fight, and you open a can of soda at your opponent.

     ...you consider Nav to be a good guy.

	...you watch WWF,  you want to see Dark Sonic battle Kane.

     ...you start thinking ECW isn't extreme enough.

     ...you try bringing your own characters into the AAA.

     ...you make the Virtual Net Champion have a dream sequence with an 
evil incarnent of a popular video game character. ;)

     ...you try to draw possible T-shirts for the AAA. 

     ...you start planning opening a betting service on this message board.

     ...you shudder at the very mention of Sonic the Hedgehog.

     ...you try to make new entrance music for characters.

     ...you cheer out loud when you see Dark Sonic, Pippkin, Tuxedo Chris, 
or Nightman get leveled.

     ...you hope to see a match between Steve Austin and Nav on Raw.

     ...you can't get the f*$#ing matches out of your head!

	-You check local listings for AAA shows

     -Your so desperate to get yourself into the AAA you'll do anything (or let anything happen
     to yourself.)

     -You successfully get yourself into the AAA

     -You submit ideas for the AAA

     -your idea is used!

     -You slip subtle references to other stuff in your interludes.

     -You keep expecting UNDERTAKER to walk out and beat the crap out of Kefkain.

     -You write more than one interlude

     -Now that Terry Funk is on vacation in the WWF, you want him to come to the AAA!!!!!
     (ok, that's just me......HE RULES!!!!!)

     1. You keep watching WCW's NWO Nightcap so that the AAA can beat the &*@% outta
     the cast. 

     2.  You tell the South Park creators to have Kenny die by Kefkain...no wait...thats when
     you need your eyes checked!! 

     3. You made a AAA parody on a certain sattelite ()-) 

     4. Your Idol is a Avatar! 

     5. You wish that AAA will turn into a full-scale TV Series.... 

     6. You keep suggesting to Jerry Springer to ahve the topic as 'I was a AAA fighter.' 

     7. When you start a role playing game based on AAA (hmm...thats actually not a half bad
     idea...[Evil grin comes upon my face]) 

	... you vehemently argue that your creations aren't author avatars 
     until you hear that the PTB want to use them continuously as AA's 
     and you agree...

     ... you get sick at being used as a punching bag for other AA's...

     ... you get used as a punching bag by your own character...

     ... your character's love falls in love with another causing a 
     huge, complicated, love triangle...

     ...you get a huge thrill whenever your name is mentioned...

     ...you keep on wishing for Stone Cold Steve Austin to come out and 
     kick a certain mouses's butt...