Diablo Dome
The 9th ring of Hell

       The camera panned across what looked like an ocean of fire, serpentine
coils weaving through the flames.  Cries of anguish and the calls of demons
could dimly be heard as the camera turned to a massive structure that appeared
to be constructed out of bones and volcanic rock.  Several towering spires
surrounded a massive dome, which looked oddly like a football stadium.
       The scene suddenly cut to the inside of the dome, where a huge crowd of
both humans and demons were assembled.  Near the top of the dome, a titanic
seven-headed dragon looked down upon the masses.  Suddenly, a massive
fireworks display exploded, as well as several colorful fire shows created by
local demons.  One, a massive dragon constructed of blue flames, awed the
crowd as it swirled and looped through the air.  Finally, the fireworks ended,
the demons returning to their stations, as the camera finally turned to the
announcer's booth, a table constructed of black ivory.  Behind it sat the
hosts; good ol' JR, the professor Mike Tenay, and the Heartbreak Kid Shawn
Michaels.
       "Welcome, everyone, to Wednesday Night Anarchy!" JR exulted, seemingly
a little nervous.  "Tonight we're coming to you live from Hell itself!
Fortunately, the Powers... er, Power That Is insisted that the management
install some air conditioning in the Dome for this occasion."
       "As I understand, there was some concern appertaining to the mixing of
demons and people, but Malebolgia has assured us that no human is to be
harmed," Tenay added.
        "And without further ado..." Shawn uttered, as the heavy-metal riffs of
"Unforgiven II" tore out of the speakers, announcing the arrival of Wolf.  He
came out rather somberly, without his usual burst of gunfire.
        "Lynxara's death at the hands of Dark Sonic seems to have really hit
Wolf pretty hard," Tenay noted, as footage of Sonic's fatal spell rolled.
Lynxara burst out of the crowd just as Sonic cast his Endless Night attack on
Wolf.  The lynx-girl managed to knock the commando out of the way, only to be
engulfed in the energies herself.  She collapsed, Wolf falling to her side as
the footage cut out.
         The Sailor Stars Song then cued up, as Wolf slipped in between the
ropes.  Lord Thinker emerged to a large cheer from the crowd as he greeted
fans at ringside.  His massive Delete Key was slung across his back, and he
had his translator around his neck.
         As Lord Thinker stepped into the ring, he motioned to a nearby
crewman to hand him a microphone.  "I would like to dedicate this match to
Wolf's friend Lynxara," Thinker announced, to a huge cheer.  Wolf simply
nodded as the master of the Drunken Fist handed the microphone back.  The two
competitors warmed up, Wolf pulling on the ropes and Thinker performing some
of his bizarre practice techniques, as the waited for the bell to sound...

WOLF vs. LORD THINKER

         "And we'll start this match on a positive note," JR started, as the
two competitors shook hands in the middle of the ring.  Thinker began to put
away his sword, seeing as Wolf was unarmed, but thought better of it when Wolf
unsheathed his claws.
         "And now we have another swordfight... sort of," Tenay announced, as
the two competitors dueled with their melee weapons for a while.  The two
thrust and parried with expert ability, until finally Wolf managed to knock
the massive broadsword out of Thinker's hands.
        "Looks like Thinker's at a disadvantage here..." Shawn began, only to
be cut off when Wolf put his claws back in, as a sign of good sportsmanship.
"Maybe not."
         "Now Thinker and Wolf locking up... Wolf with a standing side-
headlock.  Now Thinker bouncing him off the ropes... and a spinning-heel kick!"
JR exclaimed.
         "Now Thinker going for a leg drop... but Wolf rolls away just in
time!" Tenay commented.  "Both competitors off their feet... and what's this?
Wolf with a fisherman's suplex, but Thinker wiggles out at the 2-count."
           "This Thinker guy is tough, ya can't let up on him..." Shawn said,
as Thinker attempted to get back up.  Wolf was ready, however, and hit him
with a flying bulldog.  "See?  These guys should listen to me more often."
           "Now Wolf picks Thinker up... it's AK-47 time!" JR yelled, as Wolf
prepared his finishing move.  However, in a truly absurd maneuver, Thinker
managed to wriggle out of the AK-47, slip behind Wolf, and roll him up for the
3-count.
          "What the..." Shawn started, as the robo-ref held up the triumphant
Lord Thinker's hand.  Thinker gave a big, goofy grin as the crowd cheered the
victor.  "That has to've been the freakiest thing I've seen since Vince made
me let Tyson into DX."
          Wolf got to his feet, and the two opponents stared at each other for
a few seconds.  Then Thinker extended his hand in friendship.  Wolf looked at
it, looked up at Thinker, and then shook it.
          "Well, that's certainly a refreshing change of pace!" Tenay
announced, as Wolf held up the triumphant Thinker's hand to an enormous cheer... 
just as four bursts of crimson energy exploded around them.
           The Horde.
         "DAMMIT!" JR shouted, as Kefkain grabbed the confused Wolf and
chokeslammed him ferociously onto the mat.  The wolf then glomped onto the
much smaller furry with both hands and put a double-intensity Soul Drain, as
Sonic, Oni and Tuxedo Chris began to put a severe beating on Thinker.
          "Meddle in my affairs, will you?" Dark Sonic screamed into Thinker's
face.  "DARK THUNDER!"  With that, a blast of black lightning surged into the
hapless Avatar, leaving him thoroughly fried.
           "This is absolutely disgusting..." JR sputtered, as Kefkain
continued to drain the barely-conscious Wolf.  Oni then hulked out into his
demon form, and grabbed Thinker, setting him up for a most familiar move...
            "Not a Diablo Driver!  NO!!!" Tenay screamed, as Oni flew into the
air and performed his trademark piledriver from 10 feet above the ring.  This
resulted in a massive cheer from the demons in the crowd, who were glad to see
their hometown boy in action.  Even the seven-headed dragon gave a bellow of
approval.
            "Looks like Thinker's gonna be a couple inches shorter from now
on," Shawn observed, as Oni then picked up the two unconscious Avatars and
threw them out of the ring.
            "Thank God, here comes security..." JR sighed, as several large Pit
Fiends charged in.  Dark Sonic, however, had already assembled his troops
around him, and with a wave of his hand, the Horde teleported away.

WINNER: Lord Thinker

            "Hideous.  Totally hideous," Tenay uttered.  "Dark Sonic's Horde
has struck again, and I got a feeling that with that big 6-man tag match,
we're only seeing the tip of the iceberg here."
            "One thing's for sure, this can only add even more heat to the
already red-hot match at King of the Net for the Mobius Championship!" JR
said, as security helped the limping Avatars backstage.  "We've got to cut to
a commercial, but when we come back, it'll be pervert versus pervert, as Oscar
takes on the Great Red Serpent!

****Commercials for King of the Net, as well as official sponsors****

            "And we're back!" Shawn announced, as the whiny saxophone sounds
that announced the Great Red Serpent's arrival began to play.  As he walked
down to the ring to a chorus of boos, the Serpent could be seen waving a long,
green object in his hand.  A floating camera zoomed in, revealing its identity
… a frozen cucumber.
            "How appropriate," JR commented sarcastically, as the Serpent
signaled for a mike, still holding the cucumber.
            "I would also like to dedicate this match to a very special lady …
Rei, doll, I know you're watching this.  And after I show lil' Oscie how a
*real man* acts, I've got a *special* treat for you …"
            The Serpent's string of innuendo was cut off, however, by the
mysterious music of GolDust, signaling Oscar's arrival.  Oscar rushed out of
the locker room area full-tilt, jumping into the ring and immediately pounding
on the Horde member.
            "Was it something he said?" Shawn wondered, as the bell sounded.

OSCAR vs. THE GREAT RED SERPENT

            "Looks like Oscar's still mad about that loss to Nav..." JR noted,
as Oscar sent the Serpent reeling against the ropes.  "Now Oscar attempting a
clothesline... but no!  Back-body drop to the outside!  Oscar just cracked the
back of his knee against that steel railing!"
            Oscar struggled to his feet, holding his leg.  He looked up just
in time to see the Serpent slam into him in a beautiful suicide dive!
            "MAH GOD!" JR breathed.  "Oscar's already back up!"  Indeed, the
Saiyan had managed to regain his feet, and Irish Whipped his opponent
viciously into the steel steps.  "Oscar doesn't look too happy …" he
continued, as Oscar threw the top part of the steps aside, then hauled the
Serpent onto the makeshift platform.  "And a POWERBOMB!  A powerbomb on the
steel steps!"
             "That's gonna leave a mark," Shawn noted, as Oscar dragged the
Native American to his feet.  The hermaphrodite dragged the hapless Serpent
over to the announcement table... and slammed his face into the black ivory!
             "Now Oscar with a steel chair..." Tenay continued shakily.  "Oscar
hauls back... but a low blow by the Great Red Serpent!  And a DDT onto the
concrete floor!"
             "Now the Serpent rolling back in to break the 10-count, then
rolling right back out," JR announced.  "Now the Serpent with the chair... and
he absolutely BLITZES Oscar in the back of the head!"
             TGRS then rolled his opponent back into the ring, and followed
suit.  "Now the Serpent going for a clothesline... but Oscar hits him with a
Spinebuster!  And now the hermaphrodite's poundin' on the Serpent for all he's
worth!" Shawn said.  The Serpent, however, hit him with a thumb to the eye,
then followed it up with a running lariat.
             "What's he doing now..." JR wondered, as the Serpent grabbed both
of Oscar's legs.  "Mah God!  That's the Figure 4!"  Indeed, the Serpent had
applied one of the most painful locks in history on the Super-Saiyan, and it
showed, as Oscar began writhing in pain.  "This could be it!"
            However, Oscar would not fall so easily, as he seemed to be
concentrating, attempting to go beyond the pain of the Figure 4.  His
intentions became immediately clear, as Oscar went Super-Saiyan while still in
the hold!
            "And now... Oscar is actually *flying* out of the Figure 4!" Tenay
shouted.  Indeed, the Saiyan levitated until his opponent had no choice but to
break the hold, much to the crowd's delight.  "And Oscar with a two-footed
stomp to the Serpent's head!"
           "Now Oscar going for the Dragon's Claw...  he's got it on!  Now the
Serpent has no choice but to submit!" JR shouted, as the Serpent screamed in
pain.  Indeed, after only a few seconds of struggling, the Serpent tapped out.

WINNER: Oscar

           "Folks, what an incredible match-up, brought to you as only the AAA
can!" JR announced, as the victorious Saiyan limped back to the locker room.
When he was only halfway back, however, a dark figure emerged from the
curtain, and walked up to Oscar.
           "What's Sonic up to now?" Tenay wondered, as the hedgehog walked up
to the wary Saiyan.  A camera zoomed in to hear the exchange...
           "Excellent work, Mr. Martinez," Sonic intoned, looking deep into
the hermaphrodite's eyes.  "Your penchant for violence would be most useful to
me … not to mention I could always use a Super Saiyan on my side."  The
hedgehog grinned as he stared up at Oscar.
           "In exchange for your *services*, I shall give you that which you
desire most.  Simply name it, and it will be yours... the AAA Virtual Net Championship."
           The announcers gasped as they heard Sonic's offer.  "He can't do
that!" JR exclaimed indignantly.  "Can he... ?"
           "Oscie's considerin' it..." Shawn noted.  Indeed, Oscar seemed to be
thinking it over rather hard.  Finally, he looked up at the Dark One, and
answered him.
           "No."
           The crowd erupted in cheers at the Saiyan's decision.  The
announcers, in the meantime, breathed a sigh of relief.  "Thank God..." Tenay
said.  "Can you imagine how much more powerful the Horde would be with a
corrupted Super-Saiyan?!?"
           Dark Sonic, however, was *not* enraged by the rejection. He simply smiled up at the
Super-Saiyan hermaphrodite.  "Really?  Perhaps I simply need to make a better offer.  Until next
time, Mr. Martinez."  With that, the Hedgehog disappeared in a flash of red light.
           "Well, that was... odd." Tenay commented.  "But now we've got
another match, this one between David "Star Mech" Kronos, and the Nightman."

DAVID "STAR MECH" KRONOS vs NIGHTMAN

           "This is a very important match-up for both these competitors," JR
noted.  "Star Mech is hoping to pick up some steam for that incredible Death
Match at King of the Net, and Nightman is determined not to fall into the same
pit that took Captain Universe and Taruchi."
           As Queen's "I Want It All" began to play, David Kronos came out
alone to a decidedly mixed pop.  "I wonder where the rest of Team Foxfire..."
Tenay's conjecturing was cut off abruptly, when Nightman suddenly soared down
from above the entrance and dropkicked Kronos from behind.
           "Good ol'-fashioned ambush," Shawn said, as Kronos attempted to
retreat back towards the ring, but was staggered by a series of kicks from the
self-styled "Night's champion."  He then attempted to Irish Whip Kronos into
the steel steps, but Kronos reversed it!
           "Now Kronos slamming Nightman's head into those steel steps … and
tossing him into the ring!" JR expulsed, as the bell rung to start the match.
            "Now Kronos trying to get into the ring … but the Nightman picking
up a head of steam, and a clothesline!" Tenay noted.  "Now Kronos tries to
throw Nightman to the outside... but Nightman snaps his head off the top rope!"
            "Now Night-baby going upstairs... 450 SPLASH!!!" Shawn yelled,
grudgingly impressed with the egomaniac's agility.  "This could be it... but
it's just a 2-count."
            "Now Nightman setting Kronos up for the ride... David ducks under a
clothesline, turns around and hits Night-baby with a clothesline of his own!"
Tenay declared.  "Now Kronos delivering a series of *vicious* elbow drops to
the sternum... and now an elbow drop off the top rope for good measure!"
         "And Kronos going for the cover... will that be all?  1... 2... and a
kick-out!" JR noted.
         "Now Kronos settin' Nightman up for the ride... but Nightman pulls a
Lu Thesz Press out of his spandex!" Shawn uttered, as the villain began raining
blows upon Kronos' face, and then hurled him outside!
         "Now... wait a minute... is that Kintobor coming down to the ring?"
Tenay asked.  Indeed, it was the AAA Champion, belt in hand.  He dashed down
to his former comrade, and after a few decidedly profane taunts, performed a
devastating Foxfire Thunderbomb onto the dazed Kronos.
         "MAH GOD!!!  A Thunderbomb onto the concrete floor!  It should be
academic at this point," JR said in disgust, as Kintobor rolled the
unconscious Kronos back into the ring.  Nightman delivered the Night Hammer
for good measure, and casually pinned him for the win.

WINNER: Nightman

         "Kintobor's walking back to the locker room... I'd bet he's pretty
pleased with himself," JR spat.  Indeed, the cyber-fox seemed very cocky...
until he walked right into Colley and Scarlett.  "MAH GOD!  Colley *levels*
him with a clothesline!  And now they're brawling all the way backstage!"
Meanwhile, the victorious Nightman flew triumphantly (and rather clumsily)
away.
         "We need to cut to a commercial, but when we return, our main event...
Oni, Kefkain and Tuxedo Chris vs. Ankoku, Soulstone and Sonya Sho Robotnik!

****Commercials for action figures, T-shirts, drinks, and the like****

        The already poorly lit Diablo Dome grew even darker, as the spooky
purple light show and the opening chords of "The Perfect Drug" began to blare
over the loudspeakers.  Four figures stalked out of the curtain.  Dark Sonic
let the quartet, followed by Tuxedo Chris and Kefkain, with the massive Oni
taking up the rear.  Again the demons in the crowd gave Oni a warm welcome,
and a few even greeted the Dark One.  They made their way to the ring as the
normal lighting returned.  The three fighters took the ring, while Dark Sonic
stayed on the outside.
        The majestic theme of Final Fantasy Tactics began to play, as a
spotlight fixed onto the opening to the locker room.  The Horde prepared for
the arrival of their enemies... but no one appeared.  "Where's Team AAA?" JR
wondered, as Tux-boy began speaking to the robo-ref.  It couldn't be told for
sure, but it seemed as though he was insisting that, since their opponents did
not show up, it was an automatic forfeit.
       "There they are!" Tenay exclaimed, as Sonya Sho Robotnik, Ankoku and
Soulstone rushed out of the crowd, catching their opponents unawares.  In
seconds, the battle was on.

*****MAIN EVENT*****
SIX-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH
ONI, KEFKAIN & TUXEDO CHRIS (w/ Dark Sonic) vs. SOULSTONE, ANKOKU & SONYA
Stipulation: Lucho Libre rules (going outside the ring is as good as a tag)

      "And Team AAA is cleaning house!" Tenay began, as both Tuxedo Chris and
Kefkain were thrown out of the ring, leaving Oni to fend for himself against
three fierce competitors.
      "It ain't lookin' too good for Oni, here," JR noted, as Sonya Sho
Robotnik charged the demonic beast.  However, in a maneuver that only one born
in Hell could accomplish, Oni sidestepped the charging hedgehog, grabbed a
handful of her quills, and flung her over the top rope, sending her crashing
onto the railing.
       "MAH GOD!  What *speed*!  What kind of creature..."
       "A demon, apparently," Tenay responded.
       Ankoku then attempted to hit the demon with a clothesline, but Oni
simply grabbed him by the neck and threw him out.  Now only one competitor
remained to face the demon's wrath... Soulstone.
       "Now Soulstone attempting a clothesline... oh my," Tenay uttered, as Oni
only looked coldly down at the former Senshi.  "She'll try it again... and
*still* no effect!"  Indeed, if anything, it only seemed to increase Oni's
rage.
       "Soulstone's gotta work on that learning curve..." Shawn remarked, as
Soulstone tried once more to shake the demon.  This time, Oni attempted a
clothesline of his own, but Soulstone grabbed his arm and performed a
beautiful floatover DDT!
        "And Soulstone has finally managed to bring that big monster off his
feet... but he's right back up!" Tenay shrieked. "And now Oni with a furious
series of kicks to Soulstone's midsection.  Oni picks her up in a Military
Press... and drops her on her face!"
        "Soulstone trying to get up... but a clothesline'll send her to the
outside!" JR said.  "And in this match, that's as good as a tag, so now Ankoku
will come in!"
        Oni stared down the armored Ankoku, who formed his energy blade.  With
a smirk, Oni held his hands together.  Suddenly, a massive double-bladed
battle-axe appeared in them, a human skull mounted on top of each blade.
        "Mah God... would you look at that weapon he's got?!?" JR shouted, as
the two circled each other.  "And now we have another swordfight... only this
one's a helluva lot less friendly!"
        The two dueled for a minute or so, matching axe and sword with seeming
ease.  However, in a vicious blow, Oni *shattered* Ankoku's sword into small
shards of energy that immediately fled back into his armor.  He then lifted
his enormous axe in a two-handed overhead strike, meaning to split the knight
in half.  Fortunately, however, Ankoku managed to dodge, and the axe sunk into
the mat instead of his head.
       "Hope ol' Mic Foley wasn't hiding under *this* ring," Shawn uttered.
       "And Ankoku with a superkick!" JR exclaimed, as he planted the kick
directly in the demon's jaw.  "But … he's *still* standing!"
        "Amateurs," Shawn sneered.
        Without Oni to support it, the battle-axe disappeared, leaving only a
large hole in the mat.  Fortunately, the designers of the ring had taken this
scenario into account, and the hole quickly sealed itself together.
        "Now Ankoku with a Greco-Roman throw... and a dropkick to the back of
the head!" Tenay exclaimed.  "And a tag to Sonya!"
        "Now Ankoku and Sonya are gonna try to suplex this big monster..." JR
stated.  "Can they get him up... no!  They try it again... still no good!  And...
MAH GOD!  Oni just suplexed them both!  What incredible strength!"
        "Now Ankoku rolls to the outside, as Oni starts beating viciously on
Sonya!" Tenay announced, then actually *squawked* in rage as Sonic clobbered
Ankoku with the blunt side of his sword.  As an enraged Soulstone began to
come after him, Sonic sent a blast of force that knocked the former Senshi
back into the railing.
        Meanwhile, back in the ring, Oni performed a hard Irish whip into a
neutral corner, and then attempted to follow up with a shoulder to the
midsection.  Somehow, though, Sonya managed to use her hedgehog speed to dodge
out of the way at the last second, leaving Oni to smash his shoulder into the
turnbuckle!
        "And now Sonya with those stinging rapid-fire punches... but I don't
think that'll do the job," Shawn said, as Oni suddenly unleashed a massive
burst of energy blasts that even Sonya was hard-pressed to dodge.  Finally,
Oni managed to hit her with a blast to the midsection, knocking her down.
        "And now Oni tags in Kefkain... talk about out of the frying pan and
into the hellfire," JR muttered.  "Kefkain grabbing two handfuls of Sonya's
quills... and he SLAMS her face-first into the mat!"
        "Kefkain going for the Soul Drain... but Sonya manages to wiggle out
and tag in Soulstone!" Tenay remarked, relieved.  "Soulstone with those hard
martial-arts kicks... and..."
        "MAH GOD!" JR finished.  Soulstone had gone for a huracarana, but
Kefkain countered with a devastating Power Bomb!
        "Now Kefkain with a leg drop, and a cover..." Tenay noted.
        "But whatever this guy is, he ain't Hogan, and that just ain't gonna
cut it," Shawn remarked, as Soulstone got a shoulder up at the 2 count.
        "Now Kefkain with a handful of hair, dragging her over to the Horde's
corner... and in comes Tux-boy," Tenay remarked dryly.
        "Tuxedo Chris up top... and a *beautiful* missile dropkick!" JR
exclaimed.  "Now he's setting her up for a Tuxedo Press... but Soulstone
escapes through the ropes!"
        "And Ankoku's in!" Tenay yelled jubilantly, as the knight mowed down
Tuxedo Chris with a hard clothesline.  "Now Oni and Kefkain coming in... but
Ankoku with a dropkick that sends the demon outside!  And a clothesline that
sends Kefkain over the ropes as well!"
       "Now Ankoku forcing Tux-boy into a corner with some *vicious* kicks and
punches... and now he's got nowhere to go!  Except up!" JR added, as Ankoku
deposited his nemesis onto the top rope, and... "Released belly-to-belly
suplex!  Mah God, what athleticism!"
        "Tux-boy's tolling out, though... and that means it's ONI TIME!" Shawn
said, as the demon charged in.  He attempted to clothesline the armored
Avatar, but Ankoku grabbed his arm and delivered a reverse Russian leg sweep.
He then actually PICKED Oni up, and slammed him back down!
        "Mah God!  Oni's got to weigh well over three hundred pounds!" JR
exclaimed.  "But look on the outside..." Across from the announce position,
Soulstone leveled Tuxedo Chris with a vicious chair shot!
        "Oni's back up... and he's PISSED!" Shawn shouted, as the demon's eyes
began to glow deep red.  His hands also began to throb with crimson energy,
powered by his overwhelming rage.
        "But wait... Ankoku's charging up as well!" Tenay yelled, as azure
energies began to flow around the armored Avatar.  Almost as one, the two
cried out;
        "AZURE DRAGON STORM!!!"
        "THOUSAND HELLS' FURY!!!"
        The blue and red energy blasts collided almost directly in the center
of the ring.  At first it seemed as though the two would simply cancel each
other out, but then the red seemed to *absorb* the Azure Dragon Storm's
energy, and blow it all back at Ankoku!
        The knight was thrown through the air by the force of the blast, his
armor flying off in pieces as he flew through the air, over the ropes... and
right onto the announcement table!  Ankoku hit it with so much weight and
force, it actually broke the ivory table clean in half!  The announcers
screamed and bolted in either direction.  From the huge dragon there came a
roar of outrage... black ivory was most difficult to come by, after all.
       Meanwhile, Soulstone had rolled back into the ring, and delivered a
deep slash across Oni's back.  The demon uttered a heart-stopping roar of pain
and rage, as he whirled around to face his nemesis.  With a vicious slap of
his hand, Eternity was knocked out of her hands, and sent clattering to the
outside.  Oni then wrapped his massive hand around Soulstone's neck, and
delivered a ferocious chokeslam.
      By this time, the announcers had managed to locate most of their
essential equipment, so that they could finish their job.  "And now... Oni..."
Tenay started, as Oni hauled Soulstone up by the hair and slung her over his
shoulder.  "Oh, God, no... not another one!  Not another Diablo Driver!"
      Sonya seemed to have the same opinion as Tenay.  She rushed in,
delivering several punches to the demon.  She could not, however, force him to
drop the girl, and Kefkain soon stepped in with the Soul Drain.  Grinning
madly, Oni flew high into the air before dropping back, smashing Soulstone
headfirst into the canvas.
     "Mah God... Soulstone's neck could be broken... Ankoku's not moving … is
there anything these fiends won't do?" JR cried, as Oni pinned Soulstone in a
cruciform position for the win.
     "That's it.  End of show.  Turn the cameras off." Shawn commanded, as it
all faded to black ...
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Legal Stuff: I don't own anything in this story, except for Oni.  Kefkain and
Dark Sonic are the property of Kefka the Dark One.  AAA is the property of the
almighty Lynxara and Tim McLees.  Everything else is TM & (c) whoever created
it.