AAA RECAP By Trey Tackett and David Gonterman (the demonic duo) ------- (FADE IN on a control room. It looks VERY much like the stage for WWF LIVEWIRE. We see Mike Tenay. The monitors behind him all show scenes from various PPV's and House shows.) Tenay: Hello everyone and welcome to AAA RECAP. The show that keeps you up to date on anything you might have missed during the past week in the AAA. As many of you may or may not know, Dark Sonic has been wreaking havoc ALL over the place lately. (flash back to FIGHT SCENE 2. The moment where Kefkain has Lynxara) Tenay (V.O.):Lynxara was tricked into a trap by Dark Sonic and his goons. (Show T.Chris transforming Lynxara into a feline.) Tenay: We have not yet recieved word on her condition. Our hopes and prayers go out to you Lynxara. On another note, this week has been very fruitful for Team Foxfire. I'll have more, after this break. -------- Comercials. Advertisement for THE LION KING 2:SIMBA'S PRIDE (Looks Pretty cool from the previews) -------- Tenay: Recently a romance has been brewing in the midst of Team Foxfire. Between who? Why, Colley Dogstar and Scarlet Foxfire. We take you back to Lightning. (Flash back to Friday Night Lightning.) Tom: Let's go backstage and check up on our combatants for the main event tonight! (Backstage. We see Buchanan and Vincent getting ready.) Heenan: Gentlemen, what's your opinion on tonight's match up? Vincent: We're gonna whip some tail! Myles: YEAH! (Elsewhere backstage. We see Scarlet and Colley hugging each other. They look deep in each other's eyes.) HBK: Hey...Oh. Tom: Whoa......Colley and Scarlet?! WHO KNEW?! (Colley and Scarlet lean close and kiss each other passionately on the lips. We can hear Jim yelling from inside Scarlet.) Jim: OH GOOD LORD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Announcer's booth) HBK: Poor Jimmie. Tom: Guess he thought HE was the one that was gonna get to date. Heenan: Now he only gets to sit back and watch. A wide grin spreads across Shawn's face. HBK: Live porn. Lucky guy. Tom and Heenan do a double take at Shawn. They look at him confused. HBK(Sly): I'll explain it to you.....When you're older. ----- (Back at RECAP) Tenay:Also this week, one of the most well known Authors made his first public appearence at an AAA show. I'm talking about the one, the only, David Gonterman. Due to Dark Sonic's activities, the interview was cut from the final production. A RECAP exclusive, here is that interview. ----- (Ringside) Gene: The person I'm with right now needs no introduction. He is the one who is behind the making of Team Foxfire. Some of us tried to get to him after Kintobor won the AAA championship, but he wasn't willing to talk to us, until now. Heenan: From what I heard, he hates Kinto as much as I hate Hogan. Tom: Yeah, he got burned by someone's MiSTing. It's really regrettable from myself, being a founding MiSTer. I just hope it's not coloring his judgement anymore. Heenan and Michaels nod at him as Gene calls his name: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce David Gonterman!" A Midwestern Young man, slightly overweight, walks out of the tunnel. He's wearing an AUSTIN 3:16 T-Shirt and a ponytail behind that FoxFire 4 Life Baseball cap. He smiles as he shakes Gene's hand. Gene: Thank you for finally being able to talk with us. I take it that having one of your older characters, David Kintobor, become the AAA Championship was kinda a mixed blessing for you. DG: Tell me about it. I didn't want my first efforts at fiction dug up, but hell, it *was* one of my characters. I'm just glad that I was able to get those Kintobor stories out of my head and move on to better projects. Gene: Like the FoxFire Strip (Very Loud Pop). . . HBK: He's doing *original* comics now?! Tom: That's right, no FanFics. He's really showing some better stuff. Heenan: He sure impressed me. I never thought he had it in him. Gene: . . . and the upcoming Comic, Fauna Force, staring your Favorite Mouse, Jonathan Brisby. DG: Yeah, it's been put on hold mainly because of this Heat Wave that blew into my home town. *You* try doing 25 pages in 110 Degree Heat Index. Gene: Perfectly understandable; I'm sweating from all these heat lamps, It's almost just as warm. Before you decided to go "Professional," people consider you as someone like the person who did Oscar-- DG: *That* asshole, pardon my French. How can people compare me to that schmuck, who in reality makes *me* look like John Grisham. Gene: I'll take your word for it. I've heard of those stories from Val Venis. DG: Most of these people who flame me for emulating him could possibly be saving the flames meant for *him* to make *me* an example of. I'd tell these Marks to Bag my groceries in paper and Super Size my Value Meals. I got bigger dreams to deal with. Heenan: I LIKE HIM ALREADY!! He just told all these Humanoids off! Gene: Like your professional works, of course. You have always claimed to worked up to those, using Fanzines as a stepping stone. DG: Right, which is partly why I bitch a lot about the bad press I have over my Fanzines, from Blood and Metal to SMUSA. I will always say this: the people who flame me simply take life too seriously. I have never intended *any* of my fanworks to be serious work, but something to hone my skills on. Practice my style. Experiment on some new things. Earn some respect. Pay some dues, all that Jazz. When I felt that I was ready, I proceeded to bigger and better things; being the FoxFire Strip, and Fauna Force. Hopefully, the lessons I learned would be worth the time I took. Gene: Thank you very much, David. ------ (back at RECAP) Tenay: Also that night, we witnessed the fighting debut of two members of Team Foxfire, Colley and Scarlet. We now take you to that match. ------ (Arena) 'Sabotage begins' to play over the PA system. Myles and Craig walk out. They get a mixture of Cheers and Boos. HBK: This grudge match started on the Last Monday Night Brawl. Tom: That's right. (Cut to clip of Vincent tripping Star Mech. Then show clips of Colley shooting Vincent with a tennis ball and then the two going at it.) Heenan: I'd say we're in for a good Tag match tonight. PLUS we get to see the wrestling DEBUT of Scarlet and Colley. "Wolf and Man" By Metallica begins to play. The crowd erupts in cheers as Scarlet Foxfire and Colley Dogstar walk out. Both have tennis ball pistols and fire them into the crowd. Scarlet's wrestling attire is very Similar to Sable's. Colley is wearing an outfit similar to X-Pac's wrestling attire. The two Kiss each other and then make their way to the ring. Colley let's out a howl and many in the crowd howl back. The bell rings. HBK: LET'S GET IT ON! Tom: Scarlet and Myles are starting this one off. SCARLET WITH A KICK TO THE FACE. MYLES FALLS BACK INTO HIS CORNER. Man, he looks shocked. Heenan: Myles just tagged out and Vincent's in. Vincent Charges at Scarlet but she sidesteps him and trips him. She then hits him with a leg drop. HBK: Both fighters up on their feet now. Vincent's a little dazed. Scarlet tries to kick him, but he ducks. VINCENT WITH A KICK TO THE CHEST! DDT! REPEATED KICKS TO THE HEAD! Vincent off the ropes and LEG DROP! He's going for another one, SCARLET ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Both fighters on the ground! Tom: She better go for a tag. Heenan: AND SHE TAGS IN COLLEY! HE'S GOING AFTER VINCENT! IRISH WHIP INTO THE ROPES! COLLEY WITH A DROP KICK! Colley's unleashing a barrage of vicious chops into Vincent! Colley backs up and charges at Craig. he leaps feet first at him, but Craig moves and Colley's leg's slide through the ropes. He hangs off them upside down, in a pain only men can feel. HBK: Craig's using this to his advantage. He's Kicking Colley in the head repeatedly! He's tagged in Myles. IRISH WHIP AND BASEBALL SLIDE RIGHT INTO COLLEY'S HEAD!!!!!! Tom: MY GAWD! HE MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED COLLEY OUT!!! Heenan: Myles pulls Colley off the ropes. He's setting him up, FOR A TOMBSTONE PILE DRIVER!! Tom: DID YOU SEE COLLEY'S HEAD BOUNCE?!?!?!?!?! HBK: There's a cover, 1,2, KICK OUT?!??!?! Heenan: ONLY AN AVATAR COULD KICK OUT OF A TOMBSTONE! Tom: Actually, the Road Rovers are trained to take this kinda punishment. So he can take at least one of those. Although, one more, and Colley WILL be out. HBK: Myles with repeated kicks to the chest. LEG DROP, MISS! COLLEY TAGS IN SCARLET!! Scarlet now going at Myles viciously. HIP TOSS! Myles is backing into the corner. he charge at Scarlet while her back is turn. SHE DODGES! KICK TO THE CHEST AND....STUNNER! SHE JUST GAVE THE STONE COLD STUNNER TO MYLES! She's going for the pin. 1,2, AND CRAIG INTERRUPTS THE COUNT! Scarlet making her way back to Myles. WHAT THE HELL!? *CLANK!* Tom: SOMEONE JUST CHUCKED A BEER BOTTLE INTO THE RING AND K.O.ED SCARLET! SOMEONE GET SECURITY DOWN THERE!!!! Heenan: BOTH FIGHTERS ARE OUT LIKE A LIGHT NOW!!! HBK: The roboİref is utilizing the ten count. Both fighters just staggered back to their feet. They're making their way to their partners. SCARLET TAGS FIRST! COLLEY'S IN, HE GRABS MYLES AND SLINGS HIM ACROSS THE RING!!! OUCH! MYLES JUST BOUNCED OFF THE TURNBUCKLES AND ONTO THE MAT! Colley's got him up. He's setting him up, FOR A POWERBOMB! Colley sets Myles up and holds his arms out like Kevin Nash does before the powerbomb. Scarlet's hand begins to glow. Tom: THE HELL?!?! COLLEY AND MYLES ARE BEING LEVITATED INTO THE AIR BY SCARLET!!!!! Heenan: HE'S GONNA POWERBOMB HIM IN THE AIR!!! *THWUMP* HBK: THERE'S THE POWERBOMB! Scarlet's hand stops glowing and Colley drops down out of the air, elbow first ontop of Myles. HBK: THERE'S THE COVER! 1, 2, 3! THIS ONE'S OVER FOLKS! Suddenly the lights go out. "Perfect Drug" begins to Play. Dark Sonic walks out and enters the ring. He has an evil grin on his face. HBK: OH MY GOD! IT'S DARK SONIC!! Tom: COLLEY! SCARLET! GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE! Dark Sonic raises his hand and a blast of energy knocks Scarlet down and out. Heenan: GOOD LORD!! Colley: YOU BASTARD!!!! Colley charges at Dark Sonic. Sonic backhands him, knocking him down. Colley staggers back up, blood flowing from a gash on his cheek. He tries to kick him but Sonic Catches the leg and then back hands Colley again. Colley is now bleeding from various spots on his face. He tries to get back up, but Sonic kicks him back down. HBK: THERE'S GOKU! Goku leaps into the ring and charges at Dark Sonic. Dark Sonic pulls out a gun and pulls the trigger. A purple cloud of gas shoots out and into Goku's face. Goku's eyes glaze over and he falls down, unconscious. HBK, Tom, and Heenan: HOLY SH*T! Dark Sonic grabs the mic and leans over his falling victims. Sonic: Not so tough without Goku are you, avatars? Now you're all alone and no one's here to help you. 6 canine howls echo through the building. The lights go out once more. When they come back on seconds later. The Road Rovers stand on the other side of the ring. There's Hunter (A male Golden Retriever Cano-Sapien), Coleen(A Female Rough [long haired] Collie cano-sapien), Blitz (A male doberman cano-sapien), Exile (A male Husky cano-sapien), Shag (A male sheepdog cano-sapien (who's more canine than human) and Muzzle (A psychotic male rottweiler [not a cano-sapien] canine in a straight jacket, muzzle, and strapped to a hand cart.). Dark Sonic stares at them in shock. Colley looks up and smiles. HBK: IT'S THE ROAD ROVERS!!!! Colley: Wrong, hedgehog. I'm never alone... Hunter: You picked the wrong canine to miss with, Sonic. The energy shields appear in place over the crowd and announcer's booth. Tom: WUH OH! I KNOW WHAT'S COMING! Hunter grabs Muzzle's restraints while Colleen grabs his Muzzle. ROAD ROVERS: MUZZLE'EM! They rip away the restraints and Muzzle leaps at Dark Sonic, his mouth foaming madly. He let's out a roar. Sonic: OH GOD NOOOOOOO!!! (Announcer's booth) The announcers cringe at the sight of what's going on. Dark Sonic's screams of terror can be heard along with Muzzle's vicious growling. HBK: OH THE HUMANITY! Heenan: THE CARNAGE! Tom: OH, THE INDIGESTION FOR MUZZLE!!! -------- (Back at RECAP) Tenay: After that, LIGHTNING went off the air. Now, those of you who don't know about Muzzle, let me explain. He's nuts. Mix the viciousnes of the Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil with the power of an Atomic Bomb, roll it all up into a rottweiler, and you have Muzzle. We'll be right back. ------- (FADE IN on the open skies. We see a large air fortress/battleship shaped EXACTLY like a Bald Eagle. This is the Screamin' Eagle. Dissolve into a hallway on board the ship. We see all of Team Foxfire, except Kintobor, standing in front of a door with the words "SCRAPPER" on it. Colley knocks.) (Scrapper(Female):Who is it? Colley: It's me, Colley. *Locks can be heard unlatching. The door opens revealing a 5'7" female Wolf-Sapien. This is Scrapper. She has pure white fur, except for a patch of black fur around her left eye. The top half of her left ear is missing. She smiles and waves everyone in.* Scrapper: I thought you were still on that undercover mission in the...... *Colley holds up a finger to his lips. She realizes what she was saying and shuts up.* Scrapper: So, what can I do for you guys? Scarlet: According to Colley, you know a good deal of magic. Scrapper: And? Mech: Ever hear of a guy called Tuxedo Chris? *The words "Later" appear at the bottom of the sceen and then fades away. We FADE back into Scrapper's room. Everyone is watching what Chris did to Lynxara. Scrapper let's out a low growl.* Scrapper(Furious):You want me to take this guy down? JB: Not yet, but we do need your help. Scrapper: ANYTHING! Just name it! Colley: Think you could cast a protection spell to protect us from that reality warping crap? Scrapper(Sly):Do birds fly? *Moments later. We see Team Foxfire standing in a circle around Scrapper. Scrapper is meditating. Her body begins to radiate with energy. White Energy "flames" ride off her. She rises into the air.) Scrapper: Powers of Dreadwolf, Powers of Earth, Forever shall you remain, the creature of Birth! *All of Team Foxfire begins to glow white. The room is suddenly filled with light and then goes back to normal. Scrapper stands up.* Scrapper: There, that should do it. Colley: Thanks Scrapper. JB: Then let's get back to the Tournie! (Outside. Star Mech flies out of the Screamin' Eagle's hangar with his tractor beam pulling the others.) (FADE OUT) ----------------------------- (BACK AT RECAP) Tenay: Folks, that's it for this week's edition of AAA RECAP. We'll see you next week! (FADE OUT) ------ The Road Rovers are copyright of Warner Bros. (Even though they don't deserve them after what they did.......) Scrapper appears courtesy of Amanda Stephenson.