AAA: Big Empty By Trey "Colley" Tackett DISCLAIMER: AAA is property of Tim Mclees and Alicia Ashby,. Warwolf and Wolfkind are property of Marc Wenstien. Will is the property of Will Hollinger. Loki is the property of Chuckie Odem. Gigan is the property of Toho, although this incarnation was created by Flashman. Mandy LePew and Colley "Big Yiffy" Dogstar are property of myself. Scrapper Wolf is the property of Amanda Stephenson (The sweetest person you'll ever meet, and a heart of gold), though this incarnation was left in my care. I do not claim Scrapper as mine, nor will I ever. ---------------- (FADE IN) Planet Arus Jim Cornett: WE ARE LIVE IN THE LION DOME ON PLANET ARUS! Home of the Voltron Force! I'm Jim Cornett! Bobby Heenan: And I'm Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. We got a stupendous card lined up for you tonight! Jim: That's right. First up, we have Scrapper "Vegawolf" Wolf of the Sailor Pets taking on Gigan of Mystery Kaiju Theater! After that, we've got two Road Rovers, Loki and Will, taking on each other for the leadership of their team. And Big Yiffy's in the house tonight. Colley's going to be the special referree in this match! Heenan: And in our main event, we've got the emerald werewolf, Warwolf, taking on long time nemesis Wolfkind! Jim: We've got a lot of guests here tonight, including the legendary Voltron Force! (Shot of the Voltron Force up in the VIP seats. They wave to the camera.) Heenan: Hey look! There's WCW's own Chris Jericho down near the front row! (Camera pans on to Chris "Lionheart" Jericho who is sitting a few seats behind the front row. He smiles and waves to the camera, not noticing the skunk zoot, clad in a Jerichoholic t-shirt, coming up behind him. Mandy LePew bounds over the seats and glomps onto Jericho.) Jericho: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S A SERIAL KILLER OUT TO GET ME!!!!! Mandy: I'm not a serial killer! Just a fan! Jericho: Oh. That's better..... I think. Um, mind letting go? Mandy: OK! (Mandy unglomps Jericho and sits down in the seat next to him. She stares at him with heart filled eyes. Jericho looks at her, then at the camera.) Jericho: Help.... Please? Heenan: Wow, the one time he needs Ralphus, and the guy's nowhere to be seen. Jim: Anyways, our first bout is about to begin. And it looks to be quite interesting. Heenan: I'll say. We've got an odd type of Sailor Moon avatar taking on the most horrifying thing I've scene since dinner at Tenay's house. It's Scrapper Wolf vs. Gigan! Jim: Right. What's your prediction, Brain? Heenan: I give the advantage to Gigan, He possesses hook-like arms, flight, a chest saw, and he's a cyborg. On the other side, we have Scrapper. She's a human turned lupine, but she possesses senshi powers, superior agility, and a powerful form of magic called Dreadwolf. (The Oddities WWF theme "Freak Show" cues up and Gigan flies out. He circles the area one time and then lands in the ring. He pumps up the crowd a little. "Ai no Senshi" then begins to play. A normal white wolf, with it's left ear apparently ripped off, and a circular patch of black fur around it's left eye, steps out onto the entry ramp.) Jim: Is that Scrapper? Heenan: Did I mention this'll most likely be a slaughter? (An emblym of a howling wolf's head appears on Scrapper's forehead. It begins to glow. In a flash of light, she transforms into her [bipedal] Senshi form. She yells to the crowd and makes her way to the ring.) Jim: And there's the bell. The two seem to be sizing each other up. Heenan (Sarcastic): Thank you Mr. Know-It-All. (Cornett glares at Heenan. Meanwhile, Scrapper and Gigan have started Grappling. The leverage switches back and forth between the two. Scrapper sends Gigan to the ropes.) Jim: Scrapper with a beautiful clothesline! But Gigan's back to his feet! He's locked his arms around her, and lands a Dragon Suplex! Heenan: Scrapper getting back up. She and Gigan are circling each other. (Gigan swings his hooked arm a Scrapper, but the wolf dodges underneath it. She is caught by the back of Gigan's other arm, though, Gigan backhands her again and again till she's backed into the corner. His chest saw starts up and then advances. Scrapper moves out of the way just in time, and Gigan ends up shredding the turnbuckle. He turns to face her, but is met with a fierce spin kick to the face. Scrapper tries to follow up, but Gigan trips her with his hook arms. Gigan whips her into the corner and follows up with a splash, with his chest saw running! Scrapper yells in pain as the saw cuts through her uniform and fur and into her flesh. He backs off and goes for another splash, but Scrapper nails him in his crystal eye with a small energy blast. Gigan roars and swings his arms blindly. He catches Scrapper and rips a gash in her midsection. She stumbles and drops to her knees, clutching the wound. Gigan recovers and stares at her in anger. He roars and swings at her again. She dodges, barely. Scrapper staggers back to her feet, still clutching the wound. She begins to focus her energies into her hands. Electricity arcs out from her furry palms and forms itself into a samurai sword. She faces Gigan once more. Scrapper and Gigan begin attacking each other once more, but manage to block each other's attacks. Sparks begin to fly as metal collides with metal. Gigan starts to gain the advantage, but they then separate. They circle each other once more. Gigan then goes airborne and disapears. Scrapper searches around her, but does not see any sign of the kaiju.) Heenan: Where'd he go? Jim: THERE! (Scrapper slams to the mat as Gigan rams her from behind. She gets back up, only to be knocked down once more. She growls and gets up again. She closes her eyes and focuses her thoughts. Scrapper sidesteps as Gigan tries the attack a third time. She slashes him across the side with her sword. Gigan takes back to the air, clutching the wound.) Jim: Gigan looks to be in trouble now. Heenan: Um, I changed my mind. I think Gigan's gonna lose this fight. (Scrapper's sword disappears and she takes a deep breath. The lupine senshi lets out an ear piercing howl that echoes across the arena. Everyone covers their ears in a vain attempt to block out the sound.) Jim: AUGH! SHE'S USING HER BANSHEE HOWL! Heenan: WHAT?! WHO NEEDS A TOWEL?! (Gigan drops to the mat, the sound having an unusual effect on his cybernetic parts. Scrapper begins focusing her energies to her hands once more.) Scrapper: LIGHTNING! LOBO! STRIKE! (She unleashes a powerful blast of electricity from her hands. The energies form themselves into the image of a running wolf and surge toward Gigan. The cyborg screams in pain as it slams into him and surges through his body. He then goes motionless. Scrapper grabs Gigan by the legs and puts him in the Sharpshooter. The Roboref declares Scrapper the winner when it sees that Gigan has lost conciousness.) Jim: And this one's over! Stunning show by both Scrapper and Gigan! Heenan (Still somewhat deaf from the banshee howl): What about wrappers and Mu Gu Gai Pan? Jim: Nevermind, Bobby. Just nevermind. (In a good show of sportsmanship, Scrapper revives Gigan, helps him back to his feet, and raises his arm. She then bows and leaves the ring.) (Commercial Break) (Shot of the Team Foxfire Logo. Begin a montage of scenes showing Edward in action. Cut to a slow motion shot of him heading toward the ring.) Edward: That's how I spell Smackdown. (Begin montage of scenes showing Scarlet Foxfire in action. Cut to a slow motion shot of her charging up a psionic blast.) Scarlet: Don't sing it, BRING IT! (Begin montage of scenes showing Colley Dogstar in action. Cut to a slow motion show of him throwing up the sign fo Wolfpac.) Colley: Wildpack in the Hoooooooouse! (Shot of all 3 standing back to back. The word's "Wildpack.com" appear on the bottom of screen. "Located at http://www.transfur.com/colley/wildpack.htm " appear a moment later.) (Fade out) Jim: It's time for our second event! It's Loki and Will competing for the leadership of the Road Rovers Outsiders Team! Heenan: Right, let's take a look at our fighters! NAME: Will SPECIES: Doberman Cano-sapien (Formally Human) POWERS: Telekentic Energy like Gambit of the X-Men, Superior Strength. NAME: Loki SPECIES: Boxer cano-sapien POWERS: Super regeneration/healing, strength. Jim: They may be dogs, but I doubt this'll be like any dog fight we've seen before! Heenan: And with Colley as the guest referee, who knows what might happen? (A howl of a wolf echoes across the arena followed by "Born to be Wild" cueing up. Colley walks out in a ref's outfit and makes his way to the ring. He throws up the sign for Wolfpac and howls.) Heenan: Hey, all these mutts are paper trained, right? Jim: Be quiet. (The X-Men cartoon theme cues up next, and Loki walks out. He gets the crowed pumped up some and then enters the ring. He starts telling Colley something. Colley does the infamous "I'm so Scared" wave and laughs. "Adrenaline" by Phunk Junkeez cues up and Will walks out. He has a cigarette in his mouth and doesn't seem to care about the crowd's opinion of him. He enters the ring. Colley takes the mic.) Colley: Now, you two are both good friends of mine, but frankly, I could care less what you do to each other tonight. Ring the bell! (Then bell sounds. Will and Loki face each other. They shake hands, and Will blows smoke in Loki's face. Loki growls and Will flicks the cigarette aside. The two lock up and start trying to overpower one another. Loki gains the advantage and sends Will to the ropes. Will ducks the clothesline, and locks on a sleeper hold. Loki drops to the mat, turning it into a jawbreaker. Will staggers back, cursing. Loki charges, but Will sidesteps and trips him. Will stands over Loki and knocks him back down a few times. Loki growls and pulls Will down. The two begin exchanging punches, rolling across the ring. They separate and get back to their feet.) Jim: So far, the actions been fast paced. These two are really going at it! (Will and Loki lock back up once more. The two canines start punching each other again, and Loki gets Will into a headlock. Loki grins evilly and begins to give Will a noogie. Will struggles to get free. He lifts Loki into the air and drops him to the mat. Will grabs Loki and begins to choke him. He picks the boxer up and slams him into the corner. Loki knees Will in the chest and the two begin choking each other. Will grabs ahold of one of Loki's legs and transfers kenetic energy into it. The two separate and Will grins.) Will: Well, well, well, looks like your leg's been charged up. You use it, you lose it. What are ya gonna do now? Loki: THIS! (Loki kicks Will in the chest with the charged leg, resulting in a large explosion.) Heenan: OOOOOOOOOW! (Will yells in pain as the force of the blast hurls him literally across the ring and into the other corner.) Will: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OOOF! (Loki stands on his remaining leg for a few seconds and then falls flat on his face.) Jim: That has GOT to hurt! Heenan: He's gonna have to change his name to Gimpie! (Will remains slumped in the corner. Loki's leg begins to regenerate till it's fully reformed. The two slowly get back to their feet. Loki pulls out a pair of gloves with Wolverine-like claws on them and straps them on to his hands. Will pulls out a bo staff and extends it. The two charge at each other once more and begin attacking with their weapons. Will ducks under Loki's swipe and jabs the staff into Loki's gut. Will then begins pummeling Loki with the staff mercilessly, not giving the boxer's regenerative cells time to work. Will depresses a button on the staff and a spiked tip extends from the end. Will drives the point and the staff through Loki's shoulder, pinning him to the mat. Will then pulls out a full deck of cards, still in the box. He charges the object up.) Will: Dealer wins! (Will throws the deck at Loki. Loki screams in pain as the resulting explosion obliterates his entire lower half. Will stands over Loki, and does a show-off pin. Colley makes the 3 count.) Jim: And this one's over! Though very unorthodox, Will has beaten Loki and retains his title as leader of Road Rovers Outsiders Team! WINNER: Will via pinfall (Commercials) (Back in the fan seats. Mandy LePew has applied what can only be called an "Elmyra Hug" to Chris Jericho.) Jericho: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! (Jericho manages to escape and runs off screaming. Mandy turns and smiles at the camera.) Mandy (Pepe LePew Impersonation): He iz playing hard to get, no? (She giggles and runs after Jericho) Mandy: Come back, Chris! I won't hurt you! MUCH! Heenan: Oooookay.... Jim: Anyways, it's time for our main event! It's Wolfkind vs. Warwolf! Heenan: These 2 have had some pretty fierce encounters before. Tonight shouldn't be any different! Jim: For those who don't know, these two are from a story-verse where Warwolf exists in the place of the Undertaker, and Wolfkind is the incarnation of Mick Foley's "Mankind" personality. On a side note, Mick Foley exists as Dude Love and Cactus Jack, but not Mankind. (The lights go out and the arena is bathed in a purple light as "Gotham City" by R. Kelly cues up. The green furred Warwolf walks out, clad in a robe similar to the one Undertaker had at the 1998 Wrestlemania. He stops on the steps and "raises" the lights. He then enters the ring. Mankind's AC/DC-like music cues up. The crowd begins to clap along with the song. Wolfkind walks out and signals to the crowd. He looks like a wolf version of Mankind. He moves the hair from his eyes and stares at Warwolf. He then enters the ring.) Jim: There's the bell, and the match is underway! (Warwolf and Wolfkind instantly start exchanging punches. Wolfkind gains the Advantage and bodyslams Warwolf. Warwolf sits upright and gets back to his feet. They start going at it once more. Wolfkind charges, but Warwolf catches him and sends him to the mat. Warwolf follows up with a vicious knee drop to Wolfkind's chest. Wolfkind slowly gets back up, ducks a punch from Warwolf, and sends the werewolf to the mat with a DDT. Wolfkind goes outside and grabs a chair. As he re-enters the ring, Warwolf sits upright. Wolfkind decks Warwolf in the head with the chair, Warwolf staggers backwards a little. Wolfkind continues this till he's backed Warwolf into the corner. Wolfkind goes for one more shot, but Warwolf catches the chair. He shoves Wolfkind backwards and to the mat. The chair slides a short distance away. He gets back to his feet, but Warwolf sends him to the ropes. Wolfkind ducks the clothesline attempt, bounds off the other side, and delivers a clothesline of his own! He picks up the chair and drives it into Warwolf's side repeatedly. He then backs off. He smiles and pulls out a familiar item.) Heenan: Don't tell me he's got that too?! Jim: Looks like it! Wolfkind's brought out Socko!!! (As Warwolf gets back up, Wolfkind applies theb Mandible Claw, or Mandible Paw in this case,with Socko on. Warwolf struggles, but in vain. Just as he's about to pass out, a blast of fire bursts from his palm and into Wolfkind's face. Wolfkind yelps and stumbles backwards, blinded by the blast. Warwolf slowly rises to his feet. He grabs Wolfkind with one hand and literally throws him all the way across the ring. There is a sickening crack as Wolfkind slams into the corner. The ring post bends under the stress. Wolfkind staggers back up, and charges. He is met with a cryonic kick to the face.) Jim: SHADES OF GLACIER! Heenan: He DID train under Glacier, after all. The Ultimate Warrior too. (Warwolf slowly pulls Wolfkind back to his feet. Just then, Wolfkind delivers a quick jab to the gut. He then suplexes Warwolf to the mat. The two get back to their feet at the same time. They stare at each other with hatred. Warwolf's eyes flash with energy. He thrusts his hand outward and shoots a lightning bolt at Wolfkind. Wolfkind dodges, and the bolt strikes a ring post. Wolfkind grabs the steel chair and glares at Warwolf. Wolfkind charges and slams the chair across Warwolf's head. Warwolf's aim goes wild and he fires a lightning bolt straight up. It strikes a support beam and knocks it loose. Wolfkind repeatedly slams Warwolf into ring post after ring post, but Warwolf counters and begins doing the same to Wolfkind.) Jim: Not Since Nav vs. Oscar have we seen this much hatred in a match! They've busted each other open in numerous places already! Heenan: They're ripping at each other like wild animals! (Warwolf and Wolfkind continue pummeling one another, their blood staining the mat and turnbuckles. Warwolf catches Wolfking by the throat.) Jim: Chokeslam! Warwolf's signaling for the end! TOMBSTONE! COVER! 2 COUNT! Wolfkind's still in this!) (Wolfkind gets back to his feet and delivers a fierce face first DDT. Warwolf remains motionless for a few moments, but then rolls over and sits upright. Blood cakes the fur on both competitor's faces, but neither seems to care. They circle one another, preparing to strike. Suddenly, the weakened support beam gives out and falls. The crowd screams in terror as it slams down onto the ring. The ring collapses and a cloud of dust rises and blocks everyone's view.) Heenan: OH MY GOD!! Jim: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! THE STRAIN FROM THE BATTLE AND HE SUPPORT BEAM HAVE COMPLETELY DSTROYED THE RING! There's no way Warwolf and Wolfind could have survived! Heenan: LOOK! (Out of the dust cloud comes Warwolf and Wolfkind, still battling it out tooth and claw. Suddenly, the bell rings.) Jim: WHAT THE?! Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the time limit on this match HAS expired. This match has been declared... a DRAW! Jim: WHAT?! Heenan: NO! LET THEM FINISH THIS! (Warwolf and Wolfkind separate and stare at each other. Both fighters have been bloodied, bruised, and more than likely suffering from broken bones. Warwolf's eyes roll back and he raises his arms. Smoke envelopes the ring area and obscures everyone's vision. When the smoke clears, Warwolf is gone. Wolfkind looks around, but sees no sign of the emerald werewolf. Medics run down to check on Wolfkind.) Jim: UNBELIEVEABLE! A Stupendous fight from both these two athletes! We can only hope that Warwolf and Wolfkind will have a speedy recovery and will come back to finish this match! Folks! We have gone WAY past are usual cut off time! So, for Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, I'm Jim Cornett! Thank you for tuning in, and we'll see you at Fight Scene! (FADE OUT)