An Author Avatar Association Special: Monday Night Brawl. Written by Trey Tackett Setting: An AAA arena. The crowd is going wild. There are many signs that have drawings of the characters from South Park as the AAA wrestlers. In the announcer's booth we see Mike Nelson, Crow T. Robot, and Tom Servo. Mike:HELLO AND WELCOME TO AAA MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL! I'm "Iron" Mike Nelson, along with "The Living Legend" Tom Servo, and Crow "Why The Hell Am I Here?!" Robot! We got a lot of action planned tonight, so hold onto your seats! Tom: That was kind of corny, Mike. Mike: Really? Crow: Yeah, don't do it again. Mike: Well, okay. "Princes of the Universe" begins playing and Team Foxfire walks out on the entrance ramp. Crow: Aww, not these guys! Kintobor looks very displeased. Brisby strikes a Shawn Michaels-ish pose and grins. Brisby then whips out a mic. Mike: Crap, there goes the next hour! JB: Alright, cut the music. The music stops and JB turns toward Kintobor. JB: Alright, mister, I want to know just what the hell your problem is! Ever since you won that belt, your ego's sky rocketed! Kintobor: Wouldn't you like to know? And there's nothing wrong with me! Only thing wrong here is you two losers. JB: What the hell is that supposed to mean?! Kintobor: Figure it out, ya chew toy. JB: Damn it, boy, you get one title and all of a sudden you think you're Hollywood Hogan! Tom: Looks like there's dissension in the ranks of Team Foxfire, guys. Kintobor: WHY SHOULDN'T I BE PROUD?! I WON THE TITLE ON MY OWN! JB: YOUR OWN?! WITHOUT US, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE AROUND IN THE AAA! Kintobor: YEAH, RIGHT! I'D STILL HAVE THE BELT WITHOUT YA! JB: ALRIGHT! THAT DOES IT! I WAS HOPING IT WASN'T GONNA COME TO THIS, FOXFIRE, BUT YOU ASKED FOR IT! YO, COLLEY! "Come Out and Play" by Offspring begins playing. Moments later a 6'0"+ canine-type furry walks out. The crowd, instantly recognizing a Road Rover when they see one, erupts. This is Colley Dogstar. He is of a short-haired collie breed. He has blue-grey fur, blue eyes, white- furred paws, and the top portion of his tail is white (like most collies). He is wearing ripped blue jean shorts, a nWo Wolfpac T-shrit, combat boots, and a windbreaker that has a picture of Pepe LePew and Penelope the Cat (the cat that he always thought was a skunk) embracing each other on the back. He throws up the sign for the Wolfpac and then lets out a massive howl. He then gives the "Too sweet" sign to Star Mech, who returns it. He then comes face to face with Kintobor. The two stare each other right in the eyes. Colley lets a low growl escape. Crow: What the hell!? The were-fox doesn't back down and Colley unleashes a barrage of curses and threats at him, most of which aren't suitable for cable. Kintobor remains unaffected. Brisby sees what's about to happen and separates the two. JB: WOAH! SAVE IT, YOU TWO! Tom: Yeah! We might need ya for the Pay-Per-View. Mike: Probably not, though. Crow: WAIT A MINUTE! COLLEY'S JOINED TEAM FOXFIRE OF HIS OWN FREE WILL! Tom: THE HELL?! Mike: WHAT A LOSER!!! Colley slowly turns away from Kintobor. JB: Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce a good friend of mine, COLLEY DOGSTAR! Part of a organization known as ROAD ROVERS who, like most organizations with super hero animals, fight for truth, justice, and the occasional dog biscuit. I've brought him here to keep fox boy in line. You see, these two have a total hatred of each other. Why? How the hell should I know? He's the avatar of Trey Tackett, a good friend of David Gonterman. Mike: Gonterman has friends?! Kintobor leans over toward the mic. Kintobor: WOAH WOAH WOAH! HE'S JOINING THE TEAM?! JB: You better believe it, skippy. Kintobor: BUT HE'S EVERYTHING TEAM FOXFIRE GOES AGAINST! JB: How so? Kintobor : HE'S THE AVATAR OF A MiSTIER! HE'S FOR THE NWO! JB: Wolfpac, not Hollywood. There's a BIG difference. Kintobor: IT'S STILL THE NWO! AND FURTHERMORE, HE'S A FREAKIN' ANTI-MOONIE! IT'S LIKE LEX LUGER JOINING THE NWO!!! JB: EXACTLY! AND THAT TURNED OUT TO BE ONE OF BISCHOFF'S BEST HOOKS! Kintobor: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! HE DOESN'T BELONG HERE! HE DOESN'T HAVE A MASSIVE EGO LIKE ME! HELL! HE HARDLY EVEN HAS AN EGO, PERIOD!!!! JB: That's the whole point, ya stupie! Kintobor yells in frustration and storms away, heading backstage. Colley: HEY FOX BOY! Don't go away mad! JUST GO AWAY! Unless ya want me to demonstrate how to do a power bomb, with you as the bomb-ee! JB: YOU TELL'EM! Colley looks down at JB, annoyed. He then flicks the mouse in the head. Mike and Bots: WOOHOO! DO IT AGAIN! JB: OW! Okay, okay! I guess we've done all we need to for now! He turns toward the crowd with a huge grin. Mech makes his way backstage followed seconds later by Colley. JB: REMEMBER! TEAM FOXFIRE LOVES EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! He gets an angry look and points into the crowd. JB: EXCEPT YOU! YOU'RE A CAT! A split second after that, Colley runs out from backstage and punts JB into the air. All: YEEEEEEEEEES! JB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! JB sails a good fifty yards into the crowd and lands hard. Colley holds up his hands in a "IT'S GOOD!" fashion. He does a D-X crotch chop and then lets out another massive howl. Tom [Speedy Gonzalez voice]: I like him, he's silly. Colley tosses the mic down and leaves. -------- -------- Mike: We're back! Our first match tonight has put Wolf against Tuxedo Chris. Now fans, if you remember what happened at an earlier show... (Show clip of Soulstone getting blasted by Chris, and turned into a girl.) Mike: ...Chris is responsible for a lot of damage done to the other avatars. Tom: That's right Mike. Wolf may not be a moonie... Crow: Though you are, Tom... Tom: SHUT UP! Like I was saying, he may not be a moonie, but he believes in justice. And I guess he wants to get a little revenge for his fellow avatar. Wolf vs. Tuxedo Chris "Unforgiven" cues up and the crowd erupts in cheers. "Wolf-a-rine" can be heard being chanted by the crowd. Wolf runs out and fires his uzi into the air, laughing maniacally. He runs toward the ring and head-bangs real quick while firing his uzi once more. Tuxedo Chris's music cues up and the place goes silent. Chris walks out in full Kamen mode. Crow: Well, we can see who the crowd's favorite is in this match. Chris runs and grabs a mic from the ring announcer. Chris: Before this match gets started, I'd just like to say that I'm dedicating it to my love, my fire, my life... Sailor Soulstone. Tom: Uh-oh. I bet Soulstone's pissed now. Mike: Wouldn't doubt it. *DING DING DING* Crow: And the match is underway. Wolf extends his claws into place and Chris whips out his cane. The two circle each other, waiting for the other to strike. Now remember folks, this is a weapons match which means these two will be fighting with their....weapons. Man, that was redundant. Mike: Chris charges and swings his cane, but Wolf blocks with his claws. Chris swings madly, but Wolf keeps blocking and parrying. Tom: Man, this is a fast paced match! Already Wolf has had to block ten blows, and the match just started. Crow: Wolf lands a spin kick and knocks cape-boy back. Wolf charges, and cape-boy prepares to strike. WOLF SLIDES BENEATH HIM! HE'S BEHIND HIM! BAM! KICK TO THE HEAD! Tom: Chris is reeling after that one. Wolf kicks again, but Chris ducks and lands a punch to the gut. Chris has begun thwacking Wolf in the ribs! Mike: OH MAN! WOLF IS DOWN! CHRIS JABS THE CANE INTO WOLF'S INJURED BODY! Tom: WOLF IS IN PAIN! HE'S CLUTCHING HIS RIBS! I THINK THEY MIGHT BE CRACKED OR BROKEN! Crow: CAPE BOY LANDS A LEG SMASH INTO WOLF, WOLF IS HOWLING IN PAIN NOW! Tom: Chris outside the ring now... he's grabbing a chair. Back in the in the ring now, and... Chris slams the chair over Wolf! AGAIN! AND ANOTHER! ONE MORE! Now Chris tosses the chair back outside. Mike: My god! Wolf's head has been cracked open! He's bleeding! Chris is taking time to pose for the crowd. Wait a minute! Who's that coming to the ring?! Crow: It's Soulstone! And She IS Pissed off! Look out! Tom: Chris sees Soulstone and leaves the ring. He runs up to her. Chris: Hey Baby! After your match tonight you wanna go to dinner? Soulstone: No, I wanna do this! ALL: LOW BLOW! CHRIS IS DOWN! AND HE'S IN MORE PAIN THAN WOLF NOW! Mike cringes uncomfortably in his seat. Mike: Remind me not to ger her mad, okay, guys? Tom: Right. Crow: Wolf's moving. I think he saw what happened to Chris, cause he's laughing more than Ed the Hyena! He's outside the ring. Chris is recovering but Wolf grabs him. WHAMMO! Chris just got introduced to the steel steps. Mike: Both fighters back in the ring now. Wolf's claws are back out and he's cutting deep into Chris's suit. Tom: Hope Chris has a good dry cleaner! Mike and Crow look at Tom, confused. Tom: Wolf's on the top rope, AAAAND HE'S UP! ELBOW SMASH! RIGHT ON TARGET! There's a cover, 1! 2! 3! And this one's over folks! Crow: Wolf is victorious with help from Soulstone! Mike: I just got word that we're to go to a commercial. Tom: We'll be right back. -------- -------- We see Tom and Crow at the announcers booth. Mike is nowhere to be seen. Crow [Noticing they're back on air]:Uh, MIKE! WE'RE BACK ON! Mike rushes in with some beer. He hurriedly puts his headset back on. Mike: Welcome back to Monday Night Brawl, folks! Our next match tonight puts the recently changed Sailor Soulstone against the master of evil, the cesspool of hate, the king of... Tom: They get the idea, Mike. Mike: Oh. Sorry. The next fight is Oscar vs. Soulstone! Soulstone's music cues up. Crow: Here comes Soulstone. Tom: You know, for someone who got turned into a girl, Soulston'e taking this quite well. Crow: Hey, wait a sec. You don't think that Soulstone enjoys being female, do ya? Mike: She might! Crow [Slightly disgusted, slightly intrigued]: Oh my gawd. When she goes home, she might stare at herself for hours on end in the mirror all while fondl..... Mike clamps Crow's beak shut as the rest of what Crow was saying gets muffled. Tom: Geez, Crow, can't go one night without being perverted, can ya? Crow shakes his head no. Tom: Geez, maybe you should join D-X. As Soulstone enters the ring, her music cuts off. Goldust's music cues up and Oscar walks out. He enters the ring and the two combatants come face to face. Tom: Mike....I hate to say this, but Soulstone looks hot! Mike [Shocked]: TOM! FIRST YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH COLLEEN THE ROAD ROVER AND NOW SOULSTONE?! Tom: SO?! Crow: Must be after effects of that Roji Panty Complex thing he had during NEPTUNE MEN. Back in the ring. The two fighters stare at each other once more. Crow: The Powers That Be have added a stipulation to this match, guys. This is to be a hand to hand, no powers, fight. Tom: Meaning no Super-Saiyan mode for Oscar, and no Eternity Blade for Soulstone. Mike: There's the bell, and the match is on! Crow: Oscar starting off with a flurry of chops to Soulstone. She backed into the corner. He's up on the ropes and punching furiously! Tom: SOULSTONE SHOVES HIM OFF THE ROPES ONTO THE MAT! Leg drop! She goes for a cover, 2 count. Both on their feet, Soulstone swings Oscar into the ropes. Clothesline, OSCAR DUCKS! Oscar off the ropes again and clothesline Soulstone! He's got her up by the hair. BODYSLAM! Crow: Oscar's on top of the ropes, he's up, and MISS! Oscar miscalculated and missed Soulstone by meer inches! Both fighters in pain, and the robo-ref is counting. Mike: Soulstone up first. She kicks Oscar in the head, THREE TIMES! She's off the ropes and ELBOW TO THE MIDSECTION! She goes in for a pin, 2 and a half. Oscar back on his feet. He charges at Soulstone. She sidesteps him and he slams into the ring post. Soulstone has control right now. IRISH WHIP INTO THE CORNER! AND SOULSTONE SPLASHES HIM! Irish whip into the other corner! AND ANOTHER SPLASH! Irish whip again, REVERSED! SOULSTONE SLAMS INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Oscar tries to splash her but gets a mouth full of her boot! Tom: Soulstone's setting him up, and RAMS HIM IN THE GUT! THERE'S A COVER! 1! 2! 3! Soulstone's the winner! Crow: WOW! That was a good match! Mike: We'll be right back. ------- ------- Mike: Welcome back, Folks. Let's take you back to earlier tonight. JB: Alright, mister, I want to know just what the hell your problem is! Ever since you won that belt your ego's sky rocketed! Kintobar: Wouldn't you like to know? And there's nothing wrong with me! Only thing wrong here is you two losers. JB: What the hell is that supposed to mean?! Kintobar: Figure it out, ya chew toy. JB: Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce a good friend of mine, COLLEY DOGSTAR! Part of an organization known as ROAD ROVERS, who like most organizations with super hero animals, fight for truth, justice, and the occasional dog biscuit. I've brought him here to keep fox boy in line. You see, these two have a total hatred of each other. Why? How the hell should I know?! He's the avatar of Trey Tackett, a good friend of David Gonterman. Colley comes face to face with Kintobor. The two stare each other right in the eyes. Colley lets a low growl escape. The were-fox doesn't back down and Colley unleashes a barrage of curses and threats at him, most of which aren't suitable for cable. Kintobor remains unaffected. Mike: As you can see, Team Foxfire has a new member, and he's *not* a Gonterman character. Tom: I still can't believe that mutt volunteered to join the team. Worse yet, he looked pleased to be there! Crow: I wonder if all this is a devious plot thought out by Gonterman and Tackett. Tom: Good lord, heaven help us if those two teamed up to do anything! "Princes of the Universe" cues up. The crowd once more erupts. Star Mech and Colley walk out. Colley gives the sign of Wolfpac and howls. Many in the crowd howl back. He and Mech do the "Too Sweet" sign and then make their way to the ring. Crow: You know, for a guy who hates Sailor Moon, he gets along with Team Foxfire pretty well. Tom: Hey, that's right! Oh well, chock it up to Unsolved Mysteries, I guess. Mike: Maybe he's so focused on hating Kintobor that he doesn't care who he works with. Crow: Good point. Tom: Hey, Has anyone seen Brisby? Crow: Not since Colley punted him. Tom: Oh well. As Star Mech enters the ring, Colley waits outside. The A-Ko Vs. B-Ko theme cues up and Myles walks out with Craig Vincent. They make their way to the ring. Myles gets in while Vincent waits in Myles' corner. Mike: And there's the bell. Mech leads off with a fierce left cross. Myles backs up, a bit hurt. He retaliates with a uppercut, but misses. Star Mech punches him in the gut, Mech bounces off the rope and hits him with a running knee lift. Tom: Oooo, gonna feel that one tomorrow, Myles. Crow: Myles is back up. Mech charges but gets a foot to the face! Tom: Outside the ring, Colley and Vincent are giving each other evil looks. Crow: Hey Look! There's Brisby! Jonathan leaps over the railing and runs over to Colley. He gives him an evil glare, then focuses on the match. Mike: Mech off the ropes, CLOTHESLINE BY BUCHANAN! Elbow into the chest! Mech's gotta be hurting. There's a cover. 2 count. Myles has Mech up... Irish whip into the ropes, but VINCENT TRIPS HIM! Tom: Uh-oh! That's not good. Colley reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a small metal container the size of a pack of cigarettes. He presses a button on the container and it unfolds into a Tennis Pistol (a pistol that shoots out tennis balls, natch). He reaches down and whispers something into JB's ear. JB nods and grins evilly. Colley takes careful aim at Vincent from under the ropes. Crow: Mech and Buchanan are going at it now! Each delivering blow after blow to the other. Tom: Look at Colley and Brisby! Colley smiles and pulls the trigger. A lone tennis ball shoots out and hits Vincent in the head. Vincent growls and then charges around the outside towards Colley. Colley tosses JB the gun. Crow: Mech with a devastating spinwheel kick! Myles staggers back. Irish whip into the ropes. MECH LANDS A HURRICANRANA! COVER! 1! 2! 3! MECH WINS! BUT THE FIGHT AIN'T OVER! Tom: Outside the ring, Colley and Vincent are going at it like rabid animals! Colley lands a combo of punches and martial arts kicks right into Vincent's chest! Vincent is staggering back! Colley charges but VINCENT DUCKS UNDER HIM! Colley ducks under Craig's kick and delivers one of his own right into Craig's stomach! Crow: Uh oh! I see what's coming! Mike: Craig's doubled over! Colley's setting him up and... POWERBOMB! Tom: Colley's got him up! *SMASH!* Crow: MY GAWD! HE JUST POWERBOMBED CRAIG INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Tom: CRAIG'S OUT LIKE A LIGHT!!!! Mike: TUXEDO CHRIS IS CHARGING TOWARD THE RING! HE JUST CLOTHESLINED COLLEY! STAR MECH JUST GRABBED BRISBY AND STUFFED HIM INTO THE TENNIS BALL SHOOTER! MY GAWD! HE JUST LAUNCHED HIS OWN MANAGER AT CHRIS!!! Tom: BRISBY FLIPS AROUND IN MID AIR, SO THAT HE'S GOING FEET FIRST AND NAILS CHRIS IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!! Mike: NOW OSCAR'S OUT THERE! KINTOBOR'S THERE, TOO!!!! STAR MECH AND OSCAR ARE GOING AT IT!!!!!! Crow: LOOK AT COLLEY AND KINTOBOR!!!!! DAVID JUST SLAPPED COLLEY AND NOW THEY'RE GOING AT IT!!!!!! GOOD LORD! IT'S A FREE FOR ALL!!!! Mike: FOLKS! WE ARE OUT OF TIME!!!!!!!!!! Crow [As they fade out]: HE POWERBOMBED KINTOBOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ==================== Name: Colley Dogstar Appearance: 6'0"+, blue eyes, smooth Collie breed, blue-grey fur with white paws, and white fur on the tip of his tail. Clothing: Ripped blue jean shorts, combat boots, nWo Wolfpac shirt, and a wind breaker with a picture of Pepe Lepew and Penelope the Cat (the cat always mistaken for a skunk) embracing each other on the back. Powers: Super agility and telepathic abilities. Abilities: Very skilled in martial arts. Knows various wrestling moves and can perform them (ie, Powerbomb, Diamond cutter/Stunner,) very agile and has high endurance. Hard to keep down. Can punt J. Brisby 50 yards. Deadly marksman. Crime: Friends with David Gonterman. Story: Created by General Parvo's DNA splicer. Parvo was wanting to create a Road Rover of his own so he grabbed one of the Rovers (in their pre-humanoid forms) and combined its DNA with that of one of his current hostages, Trey Tackett. Thus, Colley was created. With the heat building up with Kintobor and the other members of Team Foxfire, Brisby decided to call in an old friend of David's. Someone with charisma, agility, half as crazy as Chavo Jr., and as perverted as ALL of D-X combined. Colley's everything Team Foxfire goes against: He's the avatar of a MiSTier, he's an anti-moonie, and he's pro-NWO (Wolfpac not Hollywood), but he fits in nicely... although his ego doesn't get as high as everyone else's. (His creator would kill him if it did.) Use in AAA: To help out Team Foxfire. Weakness: Constant under cover work with other Road Rover operatives