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TaeshiLH 
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(2/25/01 8:44:54 pm)
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HEY EVERYONE!! (READ!! )
How about we try to post our brains off like the Moogle Cavern! LETS TRY IT!! ^,^
You know, funny pointless stuff.
THIS IS THE TIME WHEN SPAMMING IS ALRIGHT!! =D
This post has been brought to you by PRESARIO 1410,my ability to acess typing,and the letter 'E'!Lets remember Dale Earnhart,the racecar driver who unfortunately died in the NASCARS. You have heard Lil Hedgie talk.
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Jet Loco Radio 
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(2/25/01 8:45:55 pm)
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Mike Shaffer 
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(2/25/01 8:50:24 pm)
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Yeah!
Um.......yeah.......
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TaeshiLH
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(2/26/01 6:10:41 pm)
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AWWW LICKITY SPLIT!!
(Pause) Yes, I am quite bored..
This post has been brought to you by PRESARIO 1410,my ability to acess typing,and the letter 'E'!Lets remember Dale Earnhart,the racecar driver who unfortunately died in the NASCARS. You have heard Lil Hedgie talk.
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Dark Chicken Master
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(3/2/01 5:14:21 pm)
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Mystery Sonic Theater 3000!
On a not-too-distant planet,
Mobius of South Island,
Dr. Eggman has kept TPCG in pain,
And has done it for quite some time.
But now with the Egg Carrier all blown up,
His worst enemy, Sonic has seen enough.
So he sent him packing to a planet called Earth!
(Eggman-I'll be back!)
"I'll send TPCG cheesy FANFICS,
the worst that I can find. (Lalala)
They'll have to sit and watch 'em all
So I can moniter thier minds! (Lalala)"
STARRING........................
SHORTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!-(Falls asleep) I dun....wannaaaaa..........
Now keep in mind Shorty can't control
Which FANFIC he sends him next. (Lalala)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his really stupid friends.
SIDEKICK ROLL CALL.....................
RIOCHETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!-Buh.
EDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Yoohoooo!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-What the @#%$ is goin' on?
If you're wondering how he is so bored and sad
And other pointless facts. (Lalala)
Repeat to yourself "I dun wanna do homework!"
And then you can relax!
for Mystery Sonic Theater 3000!
----------------------
Edge-I'm back in the MiST! Woohoo!
Riochet-Whoop de do. I promised!
Shorty-Let's start it!
(Matt puts in the movie reel. The Fic starts. All sit down)
>AUTHORS NOTICE
Matt-Nap time!
(All pull out blankets and pillows)
>Hey i thought that i would stop writing sonic fights robotnik
Shorty-NO! NOT SONIC FAN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Edge-Don't worry! AT least he isn't writing SFR fics anymore!
Riochet-Yeah, but he's just gonna write worse fics!
Edge-Oh. Right. SAVE US! PLEAAAAAAAASE!!!!!
> and instead
Matt-<Sonic Fan> Fock mself util i puucke!
>just write stories because it would be dumb to have like sonic fights robotnik 52
Shorty-How about you stop writing Fics altogether?
All others-YAAAAY!
>ad nauseum and stuff.
Riochet-What does "ad nauseum" mean?
Edge-Probably gymnasium.
>Here is how uncle bob
All-NOOOOOO! Not Uncle Bob!
>came back to knothole
Edge-What if no one wants him back in Knothole?
Matt-Edge, this is a Sonic Fan fic.
Edge-Oh, right.
>this story is wreitten
Riochet-What the hell does that mean?
>very fast so tis
Shorty-(Singing) Tis the night before Christmas!
>not as good as the others
Matt-Great, now it's gonna be extra bad.
>probobobly.
Riochet-Huh? What does that mean?
Matt-Well, it's either Sonic Fan writing "probably" wrong, or he's trying to write "Bob" in probably
because the stories about a guy named Bob.
>COPYRIGHT NOTCIE
Matt-Right, and I'll act like I give a shit.
Shorty-This sucks! If anyone wants me, I'm taking a nap! (Takes a nap)
Edge-Hmmmmm.
>Hey dude,
Edge-Hey! Don't call me that, gaywad!
>sonic is copyrights of those dudes at archine.
Riochet-What's archine?
Matt-Sonic is NOT (C) Archine OR Archie! He is (C) Sega!
>Blah, bklah,
Riochet-Blah bklah yourself!
>other satuff
Matt-What?
Edge-I think it's SatAM spelled wrong.
Riochet-Me two.
>is copyrights of thier owners. Got it?
All but Shorty-No.
>Ok,
Edge-So it's okay we didn'y get that?
Riochet-My lucky break!
>now get this,
Matt-Oh, so expected us to get that.
Riochet-Aww crap. It's not my lucky break. Damn Sonic Fan.
>i do not mean to claim ownership of anything in this story. so ya ya ya
Edge-(Singing) She loves you, ya ya ya, she loves you ya ya ya and you know that can't
be bad!
(Riochet and Matt clap inenthuasically)
>now lets read the story
Riochet-No, let's not.
>END OF COPYRIGHT NOTICE
Riochet-No it isn't! It's the end of the "Copyright Notcie"!
>BEGIN STORY IN
>
>6...5...4...3...2...1
All but Shorty-NOOOOOOOO!
Shorty-(Wakes up) Hey, you woke me up! What did I miss?
Edge-Just the copyright notcie.
Shorty-"Notcie"?
Edge-That's what fanboy wrote.
>
>Uncle Bob Returns!
All-NOOOO!
>
>By: SONIC FAN
Matt-Yeah, we figured that.
>
>A cool short-story
Riochet-Betcha it isn't.
Matt-Nah. Not that dumb.
>Hello
Shorty-No Uncle Chuck this time?
>its knothole and today is tuesday
Shorty-No it isn't! It's Wednesday!
>lets see what the freedom fighters are doing, hmmmmmmm?
Matt-No, let's not.
>SONIC HUT
Riochet-Let's go to Sonic Hut guys!
All-YEAH!
>
>YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY!!!!"
Shorty-I think Sonic just saw Amy in her SA outfit.
>went sonic
Edge-Hmm. Can't say I've ever been to "YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY!!!!"
Shorty-Me either.
Riochet-I have!
All but Riochet-HUH???
>as he played guitar and jammed and jumped around spinning off the walls and running
>on the roof.
Matt-<Wallls> Ow! Stop that! Spin on the walls instead! This hurts!
>
>Tails walks in :"you sonic dude"
Edge-<sonic dude> Busy, bother Sonic instead.
>SONIC hays "AHEY! WHat up low-bro?"
Shorty-Sonic on the other hand was too busy going to "YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY" to pay
attention to Tails.
>Tails said"oh nothing ehwat u doing?"
Riochet-<Tails> Eh wha u doin, hedge bro yo yo? U wanna have c-sex? Yo yo yo!
>"JAMMIN" said Sonic
Matt-How about we stay in one tense? What fun that would be! Yaay!
>"oh COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" said Tails
Shorty-<Tails> oh FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
>TAils plays the drunms its rocking good!
Edge-Tails on the other hand took a shit in TAils' snare drum.
>JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPIN JACK FLASH THRU THE HUT!
All-(Singing) Jumpin' Jack Flash he's a gas, Jumpin Jack Flash, he's a gas gas gas!
>"Woh woh" say sonic
Matt-And Sonic agreed.
>"yo rote"
Shorty-<rote> Grr, stupid hedgehog! Can't you see I'm busy Jumpin Jack Flash thru everyone's
huts? Bother Rotor!
>Rotoro stops.
Shorty-Is Rotoro like Zorro?
>runs back "HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY SONIC!!" he yells in sonics ear
Matt-<sonics> OW! You damn ear hurter! and find that rote so he can fix my roof!
Shorty-<rote> Fix your own damn hut, hedgehog!
>"yo hi" said sonic
Edge-But Sonic was busy looking at Amy.
>"Whatever happened to uncle bob?" said Rotor
Riochet-Who gives a crap?
Matt-Obviously Rotor, rote, and Rotoro.
Riochet-I meant besides them.
>"He left" said Tails
Shorty-And not a moment too soon!
>"In sonic fights robotnik 3"
>"I hate ken penders" said sonioc
Riochet-Sonic on the other hand was constipated and trying to let it all out in his bathroom.
Edge-<Sonic> sonioc! Get outta here! Can't a hedgehog get any privacy around here?
>The camerman says "hurry up and finish this scene"
Riochet-<Sonic/Hougan> No! You can't make me! I don't have to do anything!
>"YO-K man!" sayed sonic
Shorty-Shouldn't that be "Okay"?
>"lets find uncle bobo"
Edge-<Tails> And while we're at it, let's find Uncle Bob!
>says TaILS!
Matt-Meanwhile, Tails went to his hut and took a giant size crap.
>"uncle boob?" says sonic
(All laugh. Riochet falls out of his seat)
>"bobo?" rotor said "WHAAAAAAAAAAT?????"
Matt-He was talking about his boobs, okay?!
>"typo" says Tails
Shorty-After coming back from the crapper.
>"OH!" say sonic and rotor
>all 3 jump though a walll
Edge-<Walll> OWW! I told you to stop hurting me! Jump "though" a wall!
>OUTSIDE
Riochet-What about it?
>-__-__--_--_-_--_----__-__--_
Shorty-What the hell...
>
> 
Matt-AURGH! HE'S COMING ONTO ME!!! (Jumps behind chair)
>AHHHHH!!! goes sonic they run into sally
Edge-Rio, I bet $10 you can't say all the wrong things in that sentance.
Riochet-Yer on! First, no quotations around "AHHHHH!!!", then, Sonic needs to be
capatilized. Next, there has to be a period after Sonic. Capatilize "They". capatilize Sally.
ut a period after Sally.
Edge-Well I'll be damned. (Gives Riochet $10)
>"AK!" sas SallY!
Shorty-Sally on the other hand was being fucked by Antione.
>"Ooop!" says rotor
>"Yyayayyayaya" say tails "we go find uncle bob!"
Matt-Now Tails sounds like Sonic when he sees Amy's SA outfit.
>"No yo bro" says Sallly
Shorty-<Sally> (Salps Sallly) I salp you! Sure Tails can go! Also Tails, bring rote, Rotoro,
sinioc, and sonic with you!
>"Youre not going, uncle bobs not going here"
Edge-<Tails> How about just one Uncle Bob? Will that be okay?
>"waaah"
Riochet-That's the most uninthusiastic cry I've ever heard.
>says tails
Edge-While Tails was screwing Sallly.
Matt-<Tails> Sonic booooooooooooooooom!
Riochet-Hey we did that in another MiST already.
Matt-Oh, who cares.
>"no and the answere is no!" says sally
Riochet-So the first "no" wasn't her answer?
>"waaaah sniff waaah"
Edge-More unenthusiastic crying.
>says tails
>"Well a'right" sayes Sally
Shorty-But Sallly strongly objected.
>"Just be coreful!"
Riochet-<Sonic> Okay, we'll be "coreful" but we won't be careful!
>"YO WE WILL SALLL" yells sonic
Matt-<Sally> Oh crap! I forgot to tell Tails to bring SALLL and Sallly with him!
>sonic yells into a megaphone
Shorty-Hey! Where'd he get that from?
Edge-<Sega> Bad hedgehog! Bad! Bad! (Hits Sonic with logo)
>"I LOVE U SAL LETS HAVE CYBERSEX!"
Edge-<Sega> (Hits Sonic again with logo)
>"i hope i was being discreet" said sonic
>(JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Matt-Sucky joke.
>"sal is cybersexy" says Rotor
Riochet-<Rotor> But Sally and Sallly are disgusting.
>"oops
Edge-<Rotor> I'm getting white stuff in my pants just thinking of Sally.
Riochet-(Raises eyebrow) Ick....
>i said that didnrt I?"
Matt-No you "didnrt"!
>"YES!" says sal
Matt-While Sally and Sallly have hot lesbian sex.
>"Go away before i have to kill you all"
Shorty-My, Sally's getting violent, isn't she?
Edge-No.
>"otay" says Tails
>""YAAAHHHH BUH-WEET"
Shorty-Wait...did he just say something about buck wheat?
(All others shrug)
>says SOnic
Riochet-But Sonic was busy watching Sally, Sallly, sal, and SALL have hot lesbian sex.
>ZOOM ZOOM BAM BOOM!
Matt-<Mike Shaffer> BBIIIIIIIIIING BAAAAAAAANG BOOOOOOOOOM!
>ran sonic
Shorty-Shouldn't sonic yell or say that?
>_-__-_-_----_---__----____----_
Shorty-Aww crap, he's doin' it again...
>A MILLION MILES AWAY
Edge-(sarcasm) Oh, uh huh, I bet hmmm-hmm.(/sarcasm)
>5 minutes later
>
>"Sonic stops" said sonic, stopping.
Shorty-<Sonic> No I didn't, sonic you bastard! You stop!
Matt-<sonic> NO!
Shorty-<Sonic> YES!
>"sonic stopped" says tails
Edge-Tails agreed.
>"stopped sonic" said rotor
Matt-Why are they talking about Sonic and sonic stopping?
>"hmm funny how a typo turns into humerous dialoge" saiys sonic
Riochet-Actually, that wasn't very "humerous" at all.
>i am typing fast" said SONIC FAN
Riochet-(Falls behind chair) AAAH! NOT SONIC FAN! GETHIMAWAYGETHIMAWAY!!!!
>just then the bots attak.
Edge-The bots "attaked", but they didn't attack.
>lots of bots!'
Matt-No! Not "lots of bots!'"!
Riochet-(Peeking from behind chair) Is he gone...?
Edge-Yes.
Riochet-(Jumps into chair) Yeehoo!
>"ahhhh" sayd tails
Riochet-But Tails "sayd" nothing.
>"focky!"
Shorty-All right, let's figure all the words for "fock" in Sonic Fan Fics.
Riochet-Fock!
Matt-Frock!
Edge-And now, "Focky!"!
Shorty-Three forms then.
>"No fock!" say sonic
Riochet-FOCK YOU!
Matt-FROCK YOU!
Edge-FOCKY YOU!
>"oh shet" says rotor
Shorty-OMG, Moody was right! Sonic Fan's actually using "shet"!
Matt-Now we just need him to use "domn" and "oss".
>"ROOTOR!"
Riochet-<Sonic> ROOTOR, get Rotor, rote, and Rotoro!
>say sonc in tails
Shorty-So some how, some dude named "sonc" comes out of nowhere, gets into some guy
named "tails" and says "ROOTOR!"?
Edge-LOOK OUT, tails! Some guy named "sonc" is gonna get inside you!
>A fight ensues.
>sonic spins bots THEY DIE!
>rotor kicks bots THEY DIE
Riochet-Riochet punches Sonic Fan HE DIES!
Shorty-Shorty kicks Sonic Fan, HE DIES!
>"Wie spak spak!" tails says, fighting bots as they die
Edge-"Wie spak spak"?
>END RESULT
Shorty-Thank god. It's over.
Matt-I doubt it...
>Bot casulaties: 1000 sonic casulies: 0
>"cool" say sonic
>"FOCKIN' A!" says Tails
Edge-Writing that down Shorty? Another form of fock! "FOCKIN' A!"!
Shorty-(Writing it down) Yup, yup.
>they walk into secret baste
Matt-So a secret "baste" came out of no where?
>-_-__---_------__-----_-__-___-
Shorty-...
>"Hello anyody home?" sayd SOnic
Matt-No, SOnic, no one home.
>"i am scared" said tails
Edge-But Tails had a nightlight with him.
>"BOOOOOOO WOOOOOBOOOOGIIIIEEE!!!"
All-AAAH! (ALl jump behind chairs)
>says rotor,m scaring tals
(All come back and sit down)
Matt-Wow! Two fan charectors in one sentance! "rotor,m" and "tals"!
Riochet-Woohoo!
>"AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHH!!!" said tals
Edge-Now tals sounds like he's laughing.
Shorty-<Sonic> tals, stop laughing. Rotoro, stop looking at rotor like that.
He needs his privacy. And rote.....I don't even know what you're doing.
And SOnic and sonioc, shut up. rotor,m, stop scaring tals.
>"ROTOR SCARED ME!"
Riochet-Really? I thought rotor,m scared him.
>"shaddap" says Sonic
Edge-Finally, something we agree on!
>They go thru the dark secret base,
Riochet-They went thru the dark secret base, but didn't go through it.
>it is scary and dark.
Matt-<Sonic Fan> aaaah. srcay. shdows arr sawey.
>shadow bot attacks!
All-WHO??????
>sonic fights it and wins! they move on
Shorty-That quick?
>CREAK CREAK CREAK
Shorty-Goes the mouse, cluck cluck cluck goes the chicken! Meow meow meow goes
the cat...
All-AND NO ONE CARES!
Shorty-Oh yeah....
>"Whats tha?" says SOnic
Riochet-<Sonic> SOnic, take a nap.
>"I hear steps" says Rotor
Edge-Really? Cuz I don't.
>"hold on" says the camerman
Shorty-Now, now, "camerman", let's not get horny at a time like this.
Riochet-<camerman> Why?
Shorty-Because I say so.
>"i will turn on infared"
Edge-No! Not "infared"!
>
>click
>buzzz
Matt-Sonic, this is not the time to use Sally's vibrater.
>"hey look
Edge-<Tails> Hey look Sonic! I found my dick!
>its uncle bob!" says Tails
All-NOOOOOOO!
>"Good Mornin' to ye!" says Bob
>"YO BOB!: say sonic
Shorty-Wow, another Fan made cahrector: "YO BOB: say sonic"
>"Och, ye larden!
All-........
Riochet-What that ment, I have no idea.
>wasup with ye?"
Edge-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup???
Riochet-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup???
Shorty-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup???
Matt-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup???
All-WUZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP???
>says ob
Riochet-Who was right behing Uncle Bob.
>"want to live at knothole?" says tails
Matt-<Tails> It's right next to Knothole!
>"ok, my trailer
Shorty-Blew up!
>blew up"
Shorty-..........
>said bob
>"how did you know his trailer blew up?" says Sonic
Riochet-<Uncle Bob> Because I focking live in the trailer, ye larden!
Ain't that right, ob?
>"i phoned him
Edge-For phone sex!
>a few days ao" said tails
Riochet-Oh, so Sonic was talking to Tails...hmmm.
>JUST THEN ROBOTNIK STEPS ONTO THE SCNEE!'
Matt-Causing poor SCNEE!' to break his back from all the weight.
>"Ha ha" says robotnik
Shorty-<ROBOTNIK> Shutup, robotnik, I just stepped on SCNEE!'.
>"Lard 'o chubbin'!" says bob
Riochet-<Lard 'o chubbin'> What do you want, Bob?
>Heli-bots shoot thru the ceiling
Edge-DEAR GOD NO!!!! NOT HELI-BOTS THAT SHOOT THRU THE CEILING!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>sonic trys to get awaya
Shorty-Ohno! Sonic Fan turned into Mario!
>but can;t!
Edge-Ohno! sonic "can;t" get "awaya"!
>roobntik captures
Shorty-And Robotnik congratulates him on his work.
>the ff's
Matt-What are ff's?
Riochet-"Fat fuckers"?
>The are shoved into a hoverunit that transports them to robotniks TV station in the
>dessert!
Shorty-No, not again with the TV station....I thought they blew that up about
5 times all ready.
 ESRT
Matt-Which is close to the "dessert"
All others-Mmmmmm......dessert.........
>Bwa bwa bwa...BWA
Edge-Now, now, let's not cry.
> .... hshstshshshthtssth
All-.......................
Riochet-Nope, didn't understand that one at all.
>ON TV...
Matt-There are some people who ride cars that they can have showers in!!!
>this is script format
Shorty-Well whoop de doo.
>
>(music plays)
Edge-(sacrcasm) How, how discriptive.
>ANNOUNCER: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO IT's THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!
Matt-DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO NO ONE CARES!!!!!
>(more muisc)
>ANNOUNCER: WITH DR. ROBOTNIK!
Shorty-Well, it's his show, I hope he's in it.
>(wonky tunes)
Riochet-"Wonky"?
Edge-"Wonky".
>ANNOUNCER: WITH GUESTS SALMA HYEK
Matt-Who's Salma Hyek?
>and KEN PENDERS
All-BOOOOOOOOO!
(Edge throws pop corn at the screen)
>ANNOUNCER: MUSICAL GUEST KNUCKLES AND HIS REGGAE BAND!
Riochet-RRGH, why does everyone think Knux is Jamacan just because he has
dreadlocks???!!!???!!!???
>(music)
Matt-So there isn't music when the announcer is talking?
Riochet-Apperently not.
>ANNOUNCER: AND SNIVELY AND THE SWAT BOT ORCHASTRA
>ANNOUNCER: NOW HERE"S THE SULTAN OF SALTY SNAK FOODS...
OCOTR ROBOTNIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shorty-Wait, what happend to The Dr. Robotnik Show? Why is there some guy named
"Docotr Robotnik" there?
Riochet-IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>(robotnik bounds in)
Edge-<Robotnik> Boingy boingy!
>ROBOTNIK: hi!
All-Hi!
>ROBOTOCIZED EWROKERS IN AUDIESNCE:
Matt-What are "Ewrokers"?
Riochet-What is an "Audiesnce"?
>YAAAHHHHHH CLAP CLAP!!!!Y
>YAHAAYHAYHAHYh!!
>WOOooOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All-..................
Shorty-Nope, didn't understand that one either.
>Robotnik: Now here'z snively and swat bots!
>(snivley, wearing sunglasses, plays the sax, the swat bots play other instruments. they play
>the pee-wee herman song)
All-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>Robotnik: (sitiing in desk)
Riochet-<Snivley> Hey, Robotnik, maybe you should try sitting in your chair instead
of "sitiing" in it.
>doo dooooDOOO! doo doo doo doo doo doo DOO DOO!
Matt-Heh, he's saying "doo doo". Heh heh.
>First thing we do tonight is
Riochet-<Robotnik> Take off our pants and shirts and sit around in our underwear!
>unthaw Dr. Quack
Edge-Aah! He's a quack! Get Dr. Hibbert to transplant your heart!
>(grounder and scratch brings out frozen dr quack)
Shorty-Uh oh, Grounder and Scratch are in a Sonic Fan fic, that can only mean...
>Grounder: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
>SCRATCH: HHEHEHEHHEhehHEHHEHHEH!!!!!
All-..................
Riochet-My thoughts exactly.
>(they put dr. quack in big microwave)
Edge-Along with dr quack, and Dr. Quack.
>ROBOTNIK: PLay that funky
All-(Singing) Play that funky music, white boy...play that funky music white....
Wetflame-More funky SA stuff!
Matt-Where'd you come from??
Wetflame-Over at Sonic Area 51! (Jumps into a deminsional rift between Shadow of Light
and Sonic the Hedgehog Area 51!)
>microwave music
Edge-Microwaves had a theme? COOL!
>sniv man
Matt-<Robotnik> But, Snively, you get to sit around like a jackass.
>(band plays microwave sonG)
Edge-Wow, and microwave song AND a microwave sonG!
ING
All-(Singing) Ding dong, Sonic fan's dead!
>(dr quack unthwaed
Shorty-I thought he was supposed to be unthawed not "unthwaed"!
>he steps out)
>QUACK: hey hey yo, what?
>RObotniK: you not dead!
Edge-<Robotnik> Shutup, RObotniK. This is my show, not yours.
>QUAK: Quack quak cool!
Edge-Yeah, not being dead is cool.
>(but dr quack is somehow different)
Shorty-(sarcasm) Wow, how specific. (/sarcasm)
>(man walks on stage)
Shorty-(sarcasm) Wow that's specific. (/sarcasm)
>KEN: hell i'm ken penders
Riochet-Hell I'm Riochet
Matt-Hell, I'm Matt the Yak but strangely not a yak.
Edge-Hell, I'm Edge.
Shorty-Hell I'm Shorty.
>ROBOTNIK: fock off
All-YAAAAY!
>KEN: ok
>(robotnik kocks ken off stage int the audience)
>AUDIANCE: HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
>AHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!
Matt-Ya know, that really wasn't so funny.
>ROBONTIK: Now lets brign out HEDGEHOG AND FRIENDS!
Shorty-<Robontik> Yes, I have killed Robotnik, and RObotniK and taken over
the show! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>(robotnik throws cuecard out the fake window)
>*KRASH*
Edge-<Mike Shaffer> BIIIIIIIING BAAAAAANG BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
>SOnic and friens are hustled on stage by sWAT bots
Edge-<SOnic> Sonic, help me and my "friens"! We're being hustled onstage by sWAT
bots!
>ROOBOTNIK: HAHHAhahahha Whoi shall we roobotosize first
Matt-<Robotnik> Yes, it's my clone "Roobotnik", made with special "roobotosize" technology!
>BOB: FOCK YE ROBOTNIK! Y'ER A BIG EEJIT!
Riochet-What's an "Eejit"?
>RoBOTNIK: hmm perhaps the scotsman
Edge-<SOnic> sonoic! tals! Rote! Let's get him!
>SNIVLEY: ya i need bagpipes
Shorty-Er, is that supposed to be funny?
>ROBOTNIK: ok get in the robosizer
>(obob gets in)
Riochet-While Uncle Bob took a nap.
>JUST THEN SONIC IS SPINNIN AROUND HES KILLIN BOTS LIKE THERES NO
>TOMMOROW!!!
Shorty-(sarcasm) Wow, how exciting. (/sarcasm)
>SOnic slam dunks a bot hea in the garbage can
Matt-Meanwhile, Sonic throws up.
>SONIC: 500000000000000000000 points!
Shorty-......I can't even comment on that. Too stupid.
>SONIC FREES TAILS
Edge-Since when was Tails in danger?
>TAILS NINJA FIGHTS!
>TAILS KICKCS DOWN THE ROBOTOCIZER UNCLE BOB IS FREE!
Shorty-Ya know, if this was really a SatAM or Archie thing Uncle Bob would
be robotosized by now.
>KABOOOKMMKRAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAK POW! goes bobs shotgun!
Riochet-<Mike/Bobs Shotgun> BBIIIIIIIIIIIIING BANGGGGGGG BOOOOOOOMM!!!!
>BOB:I focking make short work of ye bots!
Edge-Have I mentioned this Fic sucks lately?
>ROBOTNIK: ha ha i locked the doors you can't get out of here
Riochet-Hey! That means you can't get out either! HAHA!
Matt-Rio, he has the key, so he can get out.
Riochet-Oh. Crap.
>QUACK: No, I ujuts UNLOCKED THE DOOR HA!
Riochet-Hey, where'd he get the key?
>ROBOTNIK: NO! you betreyt me!
Shorty-<Dr. Quack> Wrong! I betrayed you, didn't "betryt" you.
>QUACK: May i join u sonic
Matt-<Sonic> NO! Once a "betreyter" always a "betreyter"!
>SONIC: ya dude
>THEY FUGHTS KILLIN A MILLION BOTS THE WHOLE PLACE IS EXPLODING
>THE GOOD GUYS RUN DOWN THE BASMENT ROBOTOCIZED WORKER BOTS
>ARE FLYIN THU THE AIR
Shorty-"Fughts"? "Basment"? "Thu"?
>LOOK OUT TAILS!!!
Matt-Sonics giant dildo is gonna get you!
>Tials gets in just in time
Edge-But Tails got squashed by Sonics dildo.
Riochet-(Punches Matt) Shutup about the dildo all ready!
>they slam the doow on a flying bot!
Edge-<Bot> I can fly! WEEEEEEEEEEE! (Crashes on door) OW!!!
>fwonk!
Riochet-Fwonk to you too!
>TAILS: SOmebody down here
Shorty-<SOmebody> Whaaaaat?!
>BOB: yeh, aye am
>TAILS: no that guy
Matt-<Tails> Hi "that guy"!
>(they see Rabbit Rabbot)
All-WHO???!!!???!!!???
Riochet-Must be Bunnie.
>RABBIT: Good afternoon to ye
Matt-No, it's Bob in disguise!
>SONIC: ITS bUNNIES LONG LOST DAD
All-OH, YEAH RIGHT!!!!!
>RABBIT: I WAS IN JAIL, here, mmm-hmm
>SONIC: we saved you
Edge-<Rabbit> No you didn't! They had sexy rabbit babes here! LEMMEGO
LEMMEGO!!!
>lets juicin jam!
Riochet-No, let's not!
>SONIC Pulls out a powr ring
Shorty-Saying "Damn! I lost all my power rings!"
>RABBIT: Some folks call it a power ring, i sall it a potater, mmm-hmm
Edge-Well, now we all know where Bunnie gets her amazing brain power.
>They rush teh door! bot killing ACTION! zoom fwahs kqaboom!
Riochet-<Mike> BBIIIIIIIIIIIING BAAAAAAANG BOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Shorty-Ya know, that's getting kinda old.
>Uncle Bob riverdances
All-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Edge-Wow, who knew he could riverdance.
>on stage with some bots
Shorty-So he wasn't trying to blow em up?
Riochet-<Lil Hedgie> Lazy ass.
>ROBOTNIK: NO NO NO!!!!
Matt-Our thoughts exactly.
>They run out of the building and divei nto the sand
Shorty-Then they dive into the sand.
>JUST THEN THE BUILDING EXPLODES
>FWAP BAP BOO-BAP SHADDA LADDIA SHIBBA BIBBI HOOOOOOOOO-AAAA
>HHHHH!
All but Shorty-BIIIIIIIIING BAAAAAAAAANG BOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!
Shorty-Oh lordy lordy lordy....
>RABBIT: hot dam
Edge-No shit.
>they run back to knothole
>ROBOTNIK: No nO NOOOOooO!
Riochet-Say "No nO NOOOOooO!" to drugs!
>They beat me again! WAAAAHHH!! THIS SUCKS!
Riochet-Now Robotnik sounds like a baby.
>(knuckles shows up)
Matt-And then Knuckles punches him.
>KNUCKLES: Hey mon, is it time for our act
Riochet-KNUCKLES IS NOT JAMACAN DAMMIT!!!
>ROBOTNIK: all the cameras are dead, except for that one
>"Hey" says our cameraman
Edge-Hey what?
>Knucles and the chaotix band set up
Shorty-Then Knuckles and the Chaotix beat them up.
>(band plays music)
Edge-(sarcasm) Wow, how specific. (/sarcasm)
>KNUCKLES: oooh yeah, we're jammin'
>robotnik dances
Shorty-Ugh, that can't be a pretty sight.
>
>BACK AT KNOTHOLE
>_-_-__--=__-___-_-__-__-----__-_--___--
Shorty-Man, I hate that.
>
>SONIC RUNS RIGHT INTO DULCY
Matt-Gee, that's not very nice.
Ulcy
Edge-Wait, what happened to Dulcy?
>" budda don't wann do HOMEWORK??!?!?!"
All-HOMEWORK??!?!?!
>the others run into antoinne
Riochet-Who's he?
>"le oof" says antoinee
Edge-As Antoine and antoinne have sex.
>SAlly shows up
Matt-<Sonic> Hey, where's Sally, dammit?
>"AAHHHH WHATS DR QUACK DOING HERE???" SCEMred sallly
Edge-But Sally didn't "SCEMred" anything.
>"Hes a good guy now" said Sonic
>"Quack yes" said Dr. Quack
>"Ok Dr Quack and Uncle Bob you have to pass the interview before you can become
>freedom fighters. I wil ask you secret questions. Anything that happens inside that hut
>does not leave the confines of that hut, ok?"
Riochet-Who's talking?
>"Aye" said bob
>"QUACK-OK!" said Dr. Quack
>They go to sallys hut
Shorty-And had sex.
>"DADY!" says Bunnie
>"Hello ye daughter of mine" sais Rabbit Rabbot
>(emotional scene)
Riochet-Um, is that even legal?
>The camraman gets bored and falls asleep
>"HEY WAKE UP!" says sonic
>"WHa says the camermna" oh"
Shorty-Hey, what happened to "camraman"?
>bow-bow-chick-womp-bow-wukka-chiak-chjika
>TAils" I am getting funk to this disco beat
Edge-Great, that makes one of us.
>Sally walks out of the hut followed by unc. bob. and quak
Riochet-Then Uncle Bob came out the hut.
>Sally:" ahhh...
Matt-<Sally> That was some mighty fine sex....ahhh....
>they are freedom fighter now~!!!!!!!!"
>"yaaaaay!!!!!!" say knotholes inhabients!
Riochet-"BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" says everyone who reades this Fic!
>PARTY TIME
>"TIme to test my new invention"
Edge-<Rotor> I call it, "The Dildo"!
Shorty-<Sonic> Uhh, that all ready exists. Sally has one.
 says rotor
>ROTOr test the catapult
Matt-And Rotor screws Sally up the ass!
>SONIC TAILS ROTOR UNCLE BOB AND DR QUACK ARE THROW A BILLION
>FEET INT THE AIR
Edge-They'd be in space by now, methinks.
>-_---__---_---_----
Shorty-Grrrrrr.....
>SONICS HUT
>
>JUST THEN SONIC, TAILS, DR QUACK, ROTOR,,,, AND UNCLES BOB falls
>THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT!
>
>"WobbbA!" said SOnic
Shorty-I think that Sonic would say more than "WobbbA!" if he got thrown
a billion feet in the air.
>
>AND THATS TEH JUICY JAMMIN EWND OF OUT TALE.
All-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Edge-Wait, there's more!
> YO ARCHIE FEEL FRE TO MAKE THIS INTO A COMIC BOOK, JUST EMAIL ME
>ME AT soniciscool.com YOU CAN HAVE THE STORY FOR FREE IF U WANT.
All-It's done! Yay!
Edge-Wait! There's even more!
>"fini" said Antoine
>"AH zed FININ! YOU LEAVE NOW! LEEEEVEEEEE!!!
Shorty-Huh?
> ZEEE
>HOOGOGGOOGOOOGOIOR
Riochet-What kinda crazy shit is goin on...?
>(#UJT) * (F#PHJ*pndfnvnopdsnhve98nfewiofmnweofewmvc
>89032uf8932umn890unm4c3u2n88&#N*@&N
Matt-Okay, I think they're getting a little crazy.
>*VNM&@*cm) (2m$)*(MN*@ ( &mnc) * (@&*) ($cn@*()mnv&m@ (*&V*
>"JUST THEN SEXHOG WALKS IN and says "Hey is that a ninary of a sonic sex
>pic?"
Riochet-Huh?
Edge-Hey, it's over!
All-YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
<~THE END~>
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Starring............
Niel Lafrenais as Shorty the Hedgehog
Johnny Behle as Riochet the Hedgehog
Matt Newman as Matt the strangly not a Yak
Joshua Allen as Edge the Fox
All comments and views expressed are (C) Johnny Behle and may or may not be
what people in the MiST think.
All charectors and situations from Mystey Science Theater are (C) Best Brains.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is (C) Best Brains
Mystery Sonic Theater 3000 is (C) Niel Lafrenais.
Sonic, Tails, Robotnik, and Knuckles are (C) SEGA and Sonic Team
Sally, Bunnie, Antoine, Dulcy are (C) DiC.
Dr. Quack is (C) Archie Comics
Uncle Bob and Rabbit Rabbot are (C) Sonic Fan
Sonic Fan is (C) Him/herself
Anything I didn't mention is (C) thier owners.
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Recent (maybe not) Episodes of Mystery Sonic Theater 3000...
A1-Sonic Fights Robotnik
A2-Sonic Fights Robotnik 3
A3-The Knothole Murders
A4-THE GRENHILL ZOME MURDERS...along with..."sonic_wars"
A5-Bunnie's Bad Day
A6-"What do they have against us?"
A7-Freedom Fighters Fight
A8-The Freedom Fighters true story!
A9-Sonic Fights Robotnik 5
A10-Playing Dead
A11-LEMONADE
A12-Blue Apple
A13-Immortality is Forever
A14-The Knothole Murders (MiST of a MiST)
A15-The Death of Sonic
A16-The night when Sonic died
A17-Sonic Vs. Knuckles: To death
A18-Operation Death Egg
And todays episode....A19-Uncle Bob Returns!
Enjoy! ^__^
I am getting boreder by the second.
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TaeshiLH
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Re: Mystery Sonic Theater 3000!
*Laughs* Awww, the classics ^,^
WHO HERE LIKES COOKIES????
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ShortyMST3K
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*smack*
No, MiSTing without a permit, fool!
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Jet Loco Radio
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No Wigglytuffs or else.
Insomia sucks.
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TaeshiLH
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*Pause*
PREEEEEE~~~~!!!!
*everyone raises their eyebrows*
heh ^,^
PEANUTS!!!
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Jet Loco Radio
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Well this is going slowly... o.o
I need a hug.
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All you base are belong to us!
Here is my first attempt at a sig...
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TaeshiLH
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Yes, VERY SLOWLY!
AHHHH!!!!!! SMEG!!!
.....I like jolly ranchers
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O.o
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Hey, how about I moo?
(Moos)
(Gets a permit to MST)
Ha.
(Gets it laminated so Shorty or anyone else can't rip it)
Hoo ha.
(Is bored)
Hee hee hoo hoo ha ha!
I'm going to the funny farm!
I am getting boreder by the second.
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