Shorty
Hey H.Mac and Riochet... (FANFIC)
Fri Apr 30 15:22:40 1999


(A dumpster..some where...)
NOTE:You might not know some of the characthers.
(Shorty,Daniel,Noel and Philip wait on a trash mount)
Shorty:They said they'd be there!!
Noel:Maybe there doing there mums up there rears!!
Shorty:SHUT THE F*** UP!!Who let him come?!
Philip:Dunno.
Daniel:Not me!!gihihj!!!
Shorty:Don't do that!!
Dan:Sorry.
Phil:Look some ones coming!!
(Paul C,Kerri Ann and Kiriste come out of a bush)
Paul:Hubba-Hubba!!
Kerri Ann:Meow!!
Kiriste:Woooooooof!!
Shorty:God....
Daniel:Help,Help,Help,Help....
Noel:Come here want a sh-
Shorty:Some people who come here are only 9 years of age!!
Noel:I don't care!!SHAG!SHAG!SHAG!SH-
(Daniel gives Noel a dead leg.)
Noel:Owwwwwwww...
Phil:Get lost(Boots Paul C into a bush!!)
Paul:Mummy!!WAAAAAAAAAH!!
Shorty:GO AWAY!!
(Paul,Kerri Ann and kiriste scuttle off.)
(Riochet and H.Mac appear)
Riochet:Hey Shorty!!
H.Mac:Who's your friends?
Shorty:This Dan(Points to Dan)He's mad....
Dan:Fggggg!!!
Shorty:.....This is Phil(Points to Phil)He's a brill romantic and friend....
Phil:.......ME!?HAHAHAHAHAH!!
Shorty:And is a gay twat I know called Noel(Points to Noel)
Noel:Shut up....Neil!!
Shorty:DON'T CALL ME THAT HERE!!!
Noel:Sorry Mudda f***ing homo!!
Shorty:(Punchs Noel in the nose)
Noel:..........I hate you!!
Phil:Put a sock in it!!
(Noel runs off)
Riochet:Your real name is "Neil"?
Shorty:*Sighs*Yes......
Riochet & H.Mac:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Shorty:SHUDDAP!!
Dan:Too business.....He-He.
Shorty:Yes to business!!
Riochet:So what do you want to know "Neil"(Sniggers).
Shorty:Your E-mails guys!!I don't know your E-mails!
H.Mac:Why do you want to know are E-mails?
Shorty:I have this MASSIVE plan.
Riochet:Which is???
Shorty:Gentlemen and Madmen.....let me introduce "The End....Maybe...."The biggest FANFIC ever!!!
All:Oooooooooo!!!
(Suddenly Amy jumps from the bush)
Amy:Hello!!Yes it's me!!I Luv Andre!!
Dan:(In love movie sequene floods thorough his very eyes it gos like this:)
Amy:I...Love..you..Daniel!!
(Sequene stops)
Shorty:Dan your dribberling...
H.Mac:Thats gross....
Riochet:Stop it.
Dan:(Wakes up)What?Who?Where?
Amy:Who's your sexy friend?
Dan:Hi....call me Dan...
Shorty:God it begins.......
Amy:How about you come round my house for some....
Shorty:I have told you guys all ready no mention of S-E-X on this page....
(Dan and Amy have already pelted it down to Dans house for some...uh you know...)
Shorty:Any case E-mail me Okay?
All:Okay.
Shorty:Not you Phil.

THE END

Anyway Riochet and H.Mac whats your E-mails?E-mail me if your intrested in this End thing.....

Shorty

P.S:Comments please!!