Shorty Dr Gigglemen in Andre Land Chapter One (FANFIC) Sat Jun 12 16:12:40 1999 /////////////////////////// Dr Gigglemen in Andre land \\\\\\\\\\\\\ Chapter 1: Who are the Gigglemen? Written by: Shortfuse the Cybernik --------------------------- Special thanks to: SEGA, Hyper Mac, Krist, Edge, SailKnux and Merrie. --------------------------- Dedicated to Merrie: "Sorry about ya folks...." --------------------------- (SCENE: Train Station: H.Mac and Shorty are standing around waiting for the 4:05 to arrive.) H.Mac: (Listening to a personal stereo)Ooooooh yeeeeeah!!(Starts playing a prentend guitar) Shorty: Their late.......(Looks up at the clock tower the clock face reads at 14:23) Where are they?! H.Mac: (Still singing)...I'll never give up the fiiiiighhhht!!! Shorty: (Takes off Mac's head phones) SHUUUUUUUT UUUUP!!!! H.Mac: Ahhhhhh!! Why you do that for you bastard!? Shorty: You were singing it doesen't matter out of SA. H.Mac: Me? Singing? Get outta town! Shorty: You started to sing the chorus!! H.Mac: Me? Nah? Never. Shorty: (Mumbles) H.Mac: (Put's head phones back on, in no time what so ever he's singing again)......This fight is not for anybody this is pureley for my seeeeeeeeeeeeelf!!! Shorty: Oh I give up!! (Suddenly a train appears out of nowhere) Shorty: Ah their here! Merrie: (Steps out of the train) Damn 3rd class train.... Edge: (Stepping out too) Look I found a Condom machine in the gents! Merrie: (Looks at Edge) Don't even think about it buster!! Sail Knux: That goes the same for me!! Shorty: (Sighs) Newbies. Don't you just love em? H.Mac: (Looking puzzled)....No. Shorty: It's Irony Mac. H.Mac: Oh.... Krist: (On train) You can't have it!! Stop it!! Damn Dog!! H.Mac: Is that-? Krist: (Steps out of the train)Hypey!!! H.Mac: Krist!! (They exchange High Fives) Shorty: Krist your back! What a attractive gem she is! H.Mac: Who?!(Looks around) Oh you mean Krist! Shorty: (Obivously head over heels in love) Krist would you like to go- Sail Knux: Sorry to break up this reunion and that stuff but we have to get back to SP HQ! Shorty: Thanks alot there Newbie I almost scored there! Sail Knux: Well soooooooorry! (CUT TO SCENE: SP HQ Building.) Shorty: Welcome to Sonic Pandemouinum Head Quarters, We have many offices you can choose from including this special one with a door on.... (Shorty covers up the sign on the door reading "SecMan's office".) Shorty: Here on our a trip we get to meet mechatails! (Opens mecha's door) mechatails: Oh Hi Shorty, Mac. Who are your friends? Shorty: mecha meet Edge, Sail Knux, Krist and Mer- mechatails: (Looking at Merrie) Ahhhh!! Evil!!(Jumps out of the window) Merrie: What's his problem? Shorty: mechatails hate's Newbie season... Merrie: Ah! I see..... (Closes mecha's door) Shorty: Now to meet another Dedicated member of the TSPG.... All but Shorty and H.Mac: What does TSPG mean? H.Mac: You tell them I can't be bothered!! Shorty: Okay....TSPG mean's The Sonic Pandemouinum Gang! H.Mac: And H-Team mean's Hyper Team!! (Everyone stares at H.Mac) H.Mac: What!? Shorty: Everybody I give you Riochet! (Shorty open's Riochet's door) Riochet: I HATE HOUGAN,I HATE HOUGAN, I HA- Oh Shorty Hi! Shorty: Hi there Rio! What are you doing? Riochet: I just finished programing my new game "Kill Hougan 2: This time it's personal!". Shorty: Exellente! Keep up the good work.... (Shorty shut's the door) Shorty: You see our task is to rid the universe of stupidity and Idiots Like Riochet said there Hougan. H.Mac: Next stop my office!! Shorty: *Groan* I hate this bit! H.Mac: As we can see we have a very nice Windows 98 Computer followed by a import Dreamcast and SA plus a lovely view of the Emerald Coast Zone! Shorty: Before anybody ask's SEGA bulit a copy because of the good work Soneec and the rest of us did tracking down Sonic Wannabees. H.Mac: Also I have my girlfriend doing it to me when I wish to be f- Shorty: (Slams H.Mac's door) And that end's the tour of H.Mac's office Edge: So Shorty your a higher rank than Mac huh? Shorty: Yup. Edge: There fore you should have a better office than him. Shorty: You'd think that wouldn't you? Shorty: Here is my office.... Edge: All I see is desk... Shorty: Hey SonKnuck are you stealing my Cubilce frame again? SonKnucK: (Holding frame) Uh.....No. Shorty: Gimme that frame!! SonKnuck: No way!! H.Mac: The reason Shorty hasn't got an office is because when he did all he did was sleep... Shorty: (Grabbing frame)Dammit,Mac!! SHUT UP!! (After a loooooooooooong tour later) Shorty: So conclude's our tour....Any Question's or do we just go relax at the Emerald Coast? (All of them bundle outside) Shorty: I think that mean's no questions.... (At Andreland Present) Andre: YESS!! PERFECT!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Zac: Keep it down! Some of us actual trying to sleep... Andre: Silence fool!! This will destroy the TSPG and H-Team at the same time!! (mechatails climb's through the Window) mechatails: *Pant* Andre: Come to join us mechatails? mechatails: No. Andre: Come to destroy TSPG and H-Team? mechatails: No. Andre: (Sighs) Come to destroy Merrie? mechatails: (Thinks).....Yes. Andre: Well listen to what a just looked up on my new time-a-tron.. (Begins whispering to Zac and mecha) Zac:.......That's great news!! mecha: I'm not to sure.... Andre: Your one of us now mechatails..... mecha: (In doubt) Sure..... Andre: And now the second step in operation...(Presses a button on the time-a-tron) (SCENE: Emerald Coast outside SP HQ) Shorty: (On sun bed) This is the life isn't Mac? H.Mac: Yeah Whatever you say.... Shorty: Something wrong? H.Mac: It's just that I have a bad feeling..... Shorty: Oh dear here it comes.. H.Mac: Here what comes? Shorty: Well your gonna say I have a bad feeling about Something and then the something you just said happens!! H.Mac: So? Shorty: (Sighs) Can't escape the enivitble I supose..... H.Mac: As I was saying...What if Andre has some weird Idea to make a time hole and warp us to- (Just then a time hole open's up) Edge: Hey! Whats happening Shorty? Shorty: Were getting sucked into a time hole what does it look like! Merrie: Ahhhhh!!! This is scary!! Sail Knux: Ditto on that!! H.Mac: Oh relax it happens to everyone in TSPG in the end! Krist: Really? H.Mac: Nah. Of coarse not I was just saying that to cheer you up! (Just then they are all sucked in) (Andre land Future) Shorty: (Flying out of the time hole)Ahhh!! Merrie: Waaaah! Edge: Yoww!!! H.Mac: Smeg!! Krist: Argh!! Sail Knux: Whoo! That was fun! H.Mac: Fun are you crazy? Shorty: (Picking up Krist) Are you all right Krist? Krist: Now I am thanks to you Shorty.... (Suddenly 3 figures appear in the shadows) First person in Shadows: Excuse me... All but 3 figures in Shadows: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! (The figures step out of the shadows) Dr Giggleman: I'm sorry if me and my college's startled you....My name is Doctor Ovi Giggleman. Professer Goggleman: And my name is Professer Voi Goggleman... Dokter Gegglemann: And Ich habe name ist Doktor Vio Gegglemann. Dr Giggleman: Together we are the Doctor Gigglemen!! Shorty:........Yeah whatever. Well I'm Shorty and this is Hyper Mac. H.Mac: Yo. Shorty: And she's Krist... Krist: (Waves shly at the Doctors) Hi there. Shorty: And these Newbies names are Sail Knux, Edge and Merrie... Dr Giggleman: We haven't got much time Shorty.... Shorty: So were in Andre land theres no time in Andre land. Dr Giggleman: You don't understand!! Andre became King of the world in 2023 AD!! All but Gigglemen: Whhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! Egads fellow TSPGers! Is Andre really become king of the world? Will Shorty ever get a straight date? And will H.Mac ever actually get a bad office? H.Mac: I hope not!! TO BE CONTINUED!! Shorty P.S: Comments would be nice! Shorty Dr Gigglemen in Andre Land: Chapter Two (FANFIC) Wed Jun 16 15:48:00 1999 /////////////////////////// Dr Gigglemen in Andre land \\\\\\\\\\\\\ Chapter 2: "Andre Emeralds to the rescue....I think." Written by: Shortfuse the Cybernik --------------------------- Special thanks to: SEGA, Hyper Mac, Krist, Edge, SailKnux, Riochet, Azura, Soneec, Rlan and Dreamcloud. --------------------------- Dedicated to Soneec: "Sorry about ya window." --------------------------- Last Time on the TSPG...... >Shorty: (Sighs) Newbies. Don't you just love em? >Krist: (Steps out of the train)Hypey!!! >H.Mac: Krist!! >(They exchange High Fives) >Shorty: Hey SonKnuck are you stealing my Cubilce frame again? >SonKnucK: (Holding frame) Uh.....No. >Shorty: Gimme that frame!! >SonKnuck: No way!! >Dr Giggleman: You don't understand!! Andre became King of the world >in 2023 AD!! >All but Gigglemen: Whhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! And now we return our heroes who are speechless with suprise.... (Andre land Future) Shorty: Whoah.....Thats got to not be true! Doctor Giggleman: I'm afraid is just too true Shorty!(Hands him a paper from Tuesday the 24th of December 2024) Look what he did to Christmas! Shorty: (Looks at paper) "Late yesterday King Andre bankrupted SEGA enterprises and brought the company-" H.Mac: No!! Shorty: (Coughs loudly) Shut up, I'm reading!(Resumes the reading)"He then reported that the new up coming SEGA Gigabeast game-" Gigabeast? Professer Goggleman: The SEGA Gigabeast is SEGA's new console that was and will be released on the 31st of Sepetember in the year 2013. Shorty: (Resumes reading)-"Gigabeast game Sonic Adventure 4: The Return of Mecha Sonic was canceled, and replaced it with a game called "Sonic the Smasher" and will include Alex the Kidd" ?! H.Mac: That is so bad!! Shorty: We must stop him, right my fellow TSPGers? (Shorty looks around to see they're all relaxing.) Shorty: What the fu**? Guys didn't you hear whats gonna happen? Azura: But Shorty it's so relaxing... (All turn around and say:) All but Azura: Uh? Who are you? Azura: I'm Merrie! Shorty: Whadda ya mean Relaxing!? H.Mac: Look around Shorty there are wild fruits growing everywhere! Shorty: (Looks around and sees nothing) Theres nothing there you fool!! H.Mac: There is and I'll prove it!(Picks up a dirt clod and raises it to his mouth) Shorty: No Mac!! H.Mac: (Starts munching on the dirt clod) Shorty: Bleah! Thats discusting!! Dr Giggleman: It's seems your friends are hyponotised by the power inside of Andre Land.....I'll just shut it off. (Shuts off all the power H.Mac: Mmmmmm....Frui-(Reliasing it's a dirt clod) Arrrgh!! Bleah! Shorty: Heh-Heh. Krist: Hey where did all the stuff go? Shorty: There wasn't any stuff really it was figments of your Imagenation!! Azura: Really? Shorty: Really. Azura: Is that how you greet all your guests Gigglemen? Dokter Gegglemann: Ich eine sorry for any convienence this has caused But we do need your help badly! Edge: Okay so we have to stop Andre, But how and where do we stop him? Prof Goggleman: It has become clear to us from the past few years that King Andre has only one weakness, the power of his own Andre Emeralds! Sail Knux: Andre Emeralds? Isn't that ripping off Chaos Emeralds off a bit? Dr Giggleman: No one has really ripped them off Sail Knux..I mean how could they? The Emeralds have been here sinice the dawn of time! Shorty: How come Andre became so powerful in the first place? Dr Gi: On New Years Eve 1999 there will be a massive surge of power and that massive surge of power in the right place at the right time will form a Black Andre Emerald!! Your only hope to save the world is take the other Andre Emeralds into the Past-Your Present and Destroy the orbital sattelite that take the power surge on the night of the New Year! H.Mac: So where are these Emeralds and why did Andre leave them behind? Dr Gi: Andre left them behind because he no longer needed them... But we kept them until you showed up!! (Gives Edge the Emeralds) Dr Gi: And remember you can only use the Emeralds once! Azura: So how are we gonna get back to SP HQ then? Dr Gi: Just travel the way you came in... (Time-Hole opens up and H.Mac, Edge and Azura jump in) Shorty: You know Krist when all this is over maybe you and me- Sail Knux: Hurry Up Shorty and get in the porthole!! Shorty: You did it again Sail Knux!! Sail Knux: Did what? Shorty: It dosen't matter (Thinking: Newbies are as Dumb as posts!) (Sail Knux, Shorty and Krist jump into the porthole) Dr Gi: .....Good there gone! Now we can to report to our master. (Dr Giggleman flips up the telecom comuincator and we see Andre face on it) Andre: Report. Dr Gi: The TSPG fell for it hook line and sinker master!! Andre: Excellent! Now to put faze 3 into operation!! (Outside a shopping centre type place) H.Mac: Why can't we fly first class Shorty? Shorty: Remember Mac this Portal was made in Andre land... H.Mac: True...Now where are we? Krist: If my navigation skills are correct we should be in the north side of the south star so there fore we must travel east an- Edge: Or we could just stop at this shopping centre... Azura: How do you know were at a shopping centre? Edge: It says there in big writing "SHOPPING CENTRE". H.Mac: Theres something familer about this shopping centre... Shorty: Is it the fact that Hypotropolis and the SP HQ building where we could get our friends and others to come and help us use these Emeralds? H.Mac: No,No thats No good Shorty......How about if we travel to Hypertropolis and SP HQ and get our friends to come and use the other Andre Emeralds! All but Shorty and H.Mac: Great Idea Hyper Mac!! Shorty: But...It was...my....ide...Oh forget it!! Edge: Hey look we can also take the H-team Van!! Look (Points to the van) (All of them get into the Van) H.Mac: Theres somethin fishy about this spot.... Sail Knux: Nonsence Mac! Just hop in! (Inside the Van) Krist: Rember when we first met here Shorty? Shorty: Yeah I remember like it was two weeks ago! Krist:.....It was two weeks ago....(Puts her hand on Shortys hand) Shorty: Ooh.... (Faints) H.Mac: Not again Shorty!! You better not be drooling on my seats!! (They all ride off) (SP HQ: Bosses Office) Soneec: Ho Hum....Nothin to do.... (Inside Van) H.Mac: Shorty, you get Soneec. Edge you get Riochet. And Krist you get Rlan. Shorty: Do I have to walk all the way up there? H.Mac: Wanna go the easier way? Shorty: .......Okay. (H.Mac presses a button and Shorty flies up and smashes through Soneecs window.) Shorty: Whooooooooooooooo..... (Inside Soneecs office) Soneec: Shorty? What the hell!? Shorty: God Damn Hyper Mac!! Soneec: Any reason your here or are you just f***ing about? Shorty: I'm just fu-No we need you to help us stop Andre from becoming king of the world!! Soneec: Aaaaaaahh!! Andre King of the world? He must be stopped!! (Inside the Van) H.Mac: Okay whos next? Edge: I'll think I'll walk.... Krist: Yeah me too... (They both inform Rlan and Riochet that they are needed and are now heading to Hypertropolis in the Van) Riochet: So we need to use the Emeralds to stop Andre? Edge: Thats about it! Shorty: Hey Mac why are we heading towards Hyperotropolis? H.Mac: To pick up my girlfriend Dream Cloud! Shorty: Dream Cloud? She'll be useless in the battle! H.Mac: You take that back! Shorty: No way! Your lady friend is useless!! H.Mac: Grrrrrrrr.....(Leaps onto Shorty) Shut your f***ing face Shorty you lousey s***!! Shorty: Oh yeah we'll see who the s*** is!! Krist: Er..Guys who driving here? All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! (Suddenly they all crash into the "Welcome to Hypertropolis" Sign and Hyper Mac flies further into H-Tropolis) Shorty: That'll learn him. Sail Knux: Great going Shorty now we've lost Mac! (Somewhere else in Hypertropolis) Dream cloud: (Opens her door) Ah the afternoon papers! (She starts reading them) Dream Cloud: Oh my God! Hypeys missing!! (She bends down to pick up her paper while H.Mac flies just above her and lands in her house) Dream Cloud: What in the name of cheese was that? MAC!! Your all right!! H.Mac: (Dazed) Not to day Granma I don't feel well..... Dream Cloud: Oh my god, he's delirous!.....Do I look like your granma Hypey? H.Mac: (Starts singing) I am a teapot short and stought, here is my handle.... (Dream cloud walks up to the van carrying H.Mac) Shorty: Uh oh the bitch is back... Dream Cloud: What did you call me?! Shorty: Umm...I said that girl has got the nack!! Dream Cloud: Um..Well good...(She trys to wake up H.Mac)Come on Mac wake up!! H.Mac: Insie winsie Spider climbed up the water spout... Azura: Stand a side and watch the master.(Gets in whispering postion of Macs ear) Shorty: What ya doing? Azura: (Ignoring Shorty and Shouting down Macs ear) WAKE UP YOU BASTARDS SON OF A BASTARDS BASTARD!!! H.Mac: Ahhh!! What the... Shorty: Cool it worked!! H.Mac: Now thats over lets get Dream Cloud... Dream Cloud: Look Hypey, I'm all ready here.. (H.Mac and Dream Cloud Hug each other) All but Shorty: Ahhhhh..... Shorty: (Puts the thumbs down sign) Bleah... Dream Cloud: You got a problem with me and Hypey being together? Shorty: Is that a threat Newbie? Dream Cloud: (In a cowboys voice) Where I comes froms thems fighting words boy! Shorty: Why you-! Rlan: People, people...The mission!! Soneec: Come on Rlan enjoy the fight.... Shorty: Rlans right we must get on with saving the day... Dream Cloud: Whats the matter Short-meister you chicken.... Shorty: No but- Dream Cloud: HAHAAH!! Shortys chickeeeeeeeen!! All but Shorty, Rlan and Riochet: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Riochet: Hey leave Shorty alone dude!! Dream Cloud: Come on then!! Rlan: PEOPLE!!!! (Everybody is instantly quiet) Rlan: .....The mission...Heh? (After Rlan explains there tactics they all go to the BUGB) Sail Knux: Hey Andre come out, Come out!! (A massive Andre Robot comes out the door of the BUGB) Rlan: Right everyone go!! Shorty: Super Shorty!! (Trans forms) H.Mac: Hyper Super Duper Mac!! (TF) Edge: Electric Edge!! (TF) Sail Knux: Ultra Sail Knux! (TF) Azura: Mega Azura!! (TF) Rlan: Rad Rlan! (TF) Soneec: Cyber Super Soneec!! (TF) Riochet: Doomsday Riochet!! (TF) Krist: Way past Cool Krist (TF) Dream Cloud: Armaggedon Dream Cloud (TF) Andre Robot: YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME!! Super Shorty: Wanna bet? H.S.D.Mac: Its ass kickin time!! TO BE CONTIUED....... Note to Dream Cloud: I **Don't** really hate you!! The reason I hate you in my FANFIC's is because I wanna give me some Characther...I but I learn to live with you pretty soon.... ---Shorty--- Comments by the barrelful please....