Author Subject Seven X The Resident Reploid Regular ! posts: 118 (11/20/00 9:01:12 pm) Reply Timetrackers(Crossover fic part 1) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Due to a slight problem, we will now suck you all into the FinalFantasy worlds(For magic users) and Megaman X worlds(For physical attack people), and in short, you guys go have fun!* __---------______------------______-----------______--- (Well, I had to do SOMETHING!) It's the normal day in TPCG, SonKnuck's "Thing" is running round the room, crashing into SonKnuck's Pamela Anderson poster and figurine(sp?) SK: GODAMMIT! GET THE HELL AWAY!! Thing: Brzzzap! Tweenie clock, where will it stop! Brrzzzap! SK: ARGH! Crazy bastard! Pamela Anderson's number was on myposter!!! Knock knock knocking on Sonknuck's door.... SK: GET THE HELL IN!!! AAAARGH! Lil': What the la-dee-fricking da? SK: AUGH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Whole room exploded, leaving SK standing and the thing on the floor. SK: Pamela....nooooo...*Starts sobbing* Lil': Oh my god Sonknuck! You wear pink, PLAYBOY UNDERWEAR!!! WAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHA! SK: WHAT?!*desperately tries to hide the "I Love Mommy") You uhh...you wear BARBIE!!! Lil':WHAT!!!? Suddenly, the Thing vibrates and clanks. Lil': EH? SK: HEY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!*echoes all the way to Switzerland* everyone came into the charred room... TL: God, SK, you wear pink, PLAYBOY UNDERWEAR!!! With an "I Love Mommy"! SK: GODAMMIT! H.Mac: Huh, you took my Pamela Anderson poster!!!! SK: Whuh? H.Mac: And my figurine! SK: SHIT! Both start pummeling each other on the floor as the others watch. 7X: Uhh...should we help? Ami: Naw, let them toddlers do the dirty work.... Suddenly, the two battered and bruised furries ram into the Thing, switching on a button. A huge green portal opens up, sucking everyone into it. Everyone: YYYYYAHHHH!!!!!(My Pamela Anderson poster!!! STOP IT! YOU'RE SQUASHING MY NOSE! Gimme back the figurine!!!!) Author Subject Seven X The Resident Reploid Regular ! posts: 121 (11/25/00 10:21:32 am) Reply Timetrackers(The crossover fic noone will readpt2) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speh. No one's gonna read this so why did I bother. I'm having an inferiority complex right now. *sigh* --------------------- Back in the green portal, HM and SK were still fighting over Pamela Anderson. It's quite difficult to roll if you're falling through a portal. Then again, when you fall, you sort of roll sometimes, but then... HM: Damn you SK! I paid $6 for that figure! SK: Sorreeeeeeeee! Now get the hell off my nose! --------------------- Suddenly, a shout broke the noise. Riochet: Eureka! I did it! TL: Wazzzuuuuuuup?! Riochet: I got out the wedgie! TL: But...you don't even...nevermind.=P Riochet: How the hell do you turn your face sideways? TL: Practice, Riochet, practice. After 30 seconds of almost complete silence...(Besides the fact that HM and SK are still ROTF...) SevenX: I know! Shorty! Bring on the Budweiser!!! Shorty(pulls out a bottle): So Sev, watcha doing? SevenX: Nothing, just watching those two bastards rolling on the floor, having a Bud... Shorty: True, true. Then, a red blur leapt into the script. Ami(Leaping forward): WHAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUP?! SevenX(Staring at Shorty): WHAAAAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUP??! Shorty: Yo, where's TL? SevenX: HEY! TL! TL: Yo? SevenX: WHAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUP?! Shorty: WHAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZUUUUUUUP?! Ami: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZUUUUUUUUP?! TL(In a grandfather-type voice): WHUZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?! TPCG gang: WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP?! ------------------ Suddenly, the gang gets separated, some go here, some go there. I'm not sure of the direction. In fact, I see us falling through a purple and pink portal!!... KABLAMMO! Before a hard landing on a cold, sleet-covered floor, we noticed that there were only about half of us there. The strange thing is, those members were magic-users, no one else!(NOW PLEASE, I REALLY, REALLY NEED TO KNOW WHO ARE THE MAGIC-USERS AGAIN!!!) Author Subject Seven X The Resident Reploid Regular ! posts: 125 (12/8/00 10:53:04 am) Reply TIMETRACKERS!!(Part 3) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I left off at when those magicusers landed blam on their asses on a cold hard ice covered floor, so I'll continue with the other people. -------------------- Ami sat up as she held her throbbing head. Her cannon was slightly dented. As she looked around, she found Shorty on the floor, with a grazed arm. The other people were the NON-magicusers. These were more technology and physical attacked based rather than magic. Ami looked around. "Guys, you OK?" "Yeah, my pants are gone!" Riochet blurted out. "AND MY FACE LOOKS LIKE A PICASSO PAINTING!!!" SonKnuck's face was disfigured. His eye was at his ear and his mouth at his nose and his nose at his...uhh...nevermind. ANYWAYS....ahem, you sick minded sickos.... They heard a metal-to-gravel crash. Shorty turned round on the floor, seeing a blue...err...PETITE AND DELICATE looking robot jumping over walls and firing his cannon at a large, mechanical dragon. "Ami...isn't that...X?!" "And...this...this is Sky Fortress!" Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! SLAM!!! X suddenly slammed his face into a wall. ------------------------------------------------------- Well, back to the snowmen on the floor... ------------------------------------------- TL slowly stood up, shaking uncontrollably. He groaned. "Oh man..." One wing was torn open. His muzzle was paler than usual as blood slowly oozed from the gaping wound. Flecks of ice and dirt stung like crazy in the wound. Some visible and some not. His wing was quivering...(Hey, wait till I get to the battle scenes.) The other magic users were lying on the floor, groaning. TL just fell onto the floor, staining the cold hard ice with red blood. It was a few minutes before Taeshi and Seven woke up. Seven had a dislocated left arm. Taeshi had a broken forearm. Both tried to wake others up. Edge and Anony woke up first. Then their gazes fell to TL....bloodified and battered... ------------------------------------------------------- Author Subject Seven X The Resident Reploid Regular ! posts: 127 (12/9/00 6:33:05 am) Reply Timetrackers(Part 4)Crossover fic! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So...TL is a-bleeding happily away, while everyone else is suffering from broken limbs and hypothermia. But anyways, here's the non magicuser people and the dainty and petite(or in other words, SHORT) MegamanX. ---------------------- BLAM! X smashed his face into the wall as the giant mecha loomed over the blue bomber. He lay on the floor, groaning as he prepared himself for the worst... " PICO PICO Cannon Blast!" The mecha exploded in a huge ball of pale pink light. Ami blew the smoke from her buster as SonKnuck(An undisfigured face by that time...you go figure out how the nose got back.^_^), Shorty, Seth and HM ran over to X. They hefted him up and brought him over to Ami. He collapsed, groaning again. "Thanks guys, never thought I'd see you here!" "No sweat, this is Megaman Land!" Rusty offered, smiling. "Why are you here? I thought the doorway got jammed by Riochet!" "I got out of it OK? I lost weight by eating plastic!" Riochet darkened to a shade of red. "Then...why aren't you guys in the base?" "We were sucked through a portal. The others are somewhere else...." Rusty said. "Welllll...where?" "We're not sure, we're thinking probably somewhere magic-using..." Matt procured. "We gotta save them!!" "AND HOW?!" "Let's get back to base first..." And they teleported off in a blast of blue light... ---------------------------------- Back at snowman land.... "Ohmigod..." Anony stared incredulously. "Weak pulse...cold..." Seven X held his wrist. "He's gonna die of hypothermia and blood loss if we don't do something." "What can we do?" "Wait...wait...ANONY! Yes! I guarantee you're over lvl 2?" "DOOOH!" "Good, cast level 2 fire. It'll hurt him a bit but he'll be fine. Taeshi, cast Healing Dome Close. Edge, reinforce the Healing barrier. My arm's killing me." Anony stood in the center of them all, joined by Taeshi, as they recited the spell chants... "Fire of the burning forests, heat from the single flame, cast thy magic on them! Level 2 Fire Orb!" "Light of the Sun, grant us the healing power to help ressurect! Healing Dome Close!" As TL slowly grew warmer, his wound slowly closed, and the others healed. "He's still weak...but...where are we?" Edge asked. He looked around. Water wheels, cold fog, wooden shacks... "Isn't this...isn't this...?" "What?" Taeshi looked at him. "It's it's...NARSHE! We're in the FinalFantasy6 world!!" "Which means...that we can shelter in the Elder's house!" Anony said. "The one on the right! Now we'll have to get TL into a bed." They picked him up and moved really slowly to the Elder's house, hoping to find shelter... ----------------------- Note: Everyone's going SOMEWHERE, innit? Author Subject Seven X The Resident Reploid Regular ! posts: 129 (12/10/00 8:44:36 pm) Reply Timetrackers(Pt 5/6)Crossover fic. READ dammit! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Behind our RL counterparts' computers... Cynthia(Me):Weeeell, well, well....I uhh....can't think of anything to say... Johnny(Elongated de Riochet):WHAT?! This is a fic we're talking about here! Cynthia: You think I don't know, Mr. Bravo? Johnny:Huh, wha? WHERE IS MY HAIR GEL???!! Cynthia: JOHNNY! You forgot your PANTS! ------------------------------------------------------- SOOOO...we switch back to ze Megaman Land, to zee schmall base as ve see ze TPCG people try zu getch back home. *Old TSPG Style from here onwards.* Sitting around a table... X: So, you say they fell into an adjacent universe? Ami: Yes. And if this universal thing rotates... X: How long has it been since you lost them? Ami: Five hours? =/ X: How do you DO that face thing? Ami: I dunno! -_-;; ------------------------------------------------------- So back in Narshe(This is longer because I didn't get them into the house and around a table yet. I think we've run out of circular tables.) *Trudging in the snow* Edge: Why can't we Levitate and use Raywing? Seven: BECAUSE my counterpart is writing this fic! Edge: HHEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY CAAAAAAN YOOOOOOU HEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! Cynthia: You sound like Hougan. Anyways...they finally reach the elder's house. Taeshi blangs TL's rubber chicken on the door. Taeshi: Hello? We're freezing here and our friends been injured! We need a room!(I got that line from my Christmas play...-_- Edge: Why did you say Christmas play? Taeshi: I HAVE to say something more! Anony: But why Christmas play? Taeshi: Because Seven put it there! Seven: Hey don't look at me, I'm not writing this fic! Anony: Then why is your name on top? Seven: Uhh...because I felt like it? ?????: Excuse me, can I help you? A green haired lady stands at the doorway. Edge: TERRA OR TINA BRANDFORD, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BUT GET MY FRIEND INTO A BED! NOW! Seven: Edge....*Shoves him off the staircase* Sorry, but our friend is injured and we're freezing so...could you help us please? Terra: OK, but how did you know my name? Edge*Way below*: Beeeeeccccaaaaaauuuuussssseeee weeeeeeee plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayed theeeeeeeeeeeeee gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame...... Taeshi and anony: AH! HOUGAN!!!! Terra*Sweatdrops* OK...come in...I guess. ------------------------------------------------------- Megaman Land/ ------------/ Seth: So if they fell into an adjacent universe... Shorty: And it's been five hours... HM: And if this dammed thing rotates... Rusty: By now they should be in the universe parallel to this one. SonKnuck: Which means.... ------------------------------------------------------- They step into a room with many people. Respectively, two blonde haired bastards named Edgar and Sabin, a swordwielding idiot name Cyan Garamonde, a really bad imitation of a cowboy called Locke Cole, a blonde lady named Celes Chere, an old grandpapa called Strago and his widdle granddaughter called Whatshernameagain? and a merchant called GoGo and a cute fluffy white ball called Mog. Terra gets a bed ready for TL. In the meantime... Edgar and Sabin: Kireida desu ne?*Start drooling* Seven: Stop staring at my legs, perverts!*Grabs a bottle* GO TO HELL, SIRE! Taeshi: SHINU!! After all of that, they're all around a triangular table, TL awake but weak in a bed close to the table. TL: So...if they fell into a universe adjacent to this one... Edge: And it's been five hours.. Anony: And if this dammed thing rotates... Taeshi: They should be in the universe parallel to this one by now... Seven: Which means.... ------------------------------------------------------- "THEY'RE IN THE FINAL FANTASY6/MEGAMAN X UNIVERSE!" Whoopee. Author Subject Seven X The Resident Reploid Regular ! posts: 131 (12/12/00 11:43:05 pm) Reply Timetrackers(pt 7)Read, dammit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So...we're all gawking at the table over our ne discovery.... ------------- FF6 Universe: Terra: Eh... Edgar: Interesting. Celes: Question. How are we gonna get you back there? Terra: Answer, by trashing the three statues(Goddess, Mightmare and Doom, If I'm not wrong.) and Kefka. Again. Anony: Cool, with that solved, let's go kick butt! Terra: No you don't. Trashing them was darn tough. You need help. Anony: No, we don't. Terra: You do. Scan results: ---Anony One X13--- Lvl: 68 Weapon: YinYang Saber. Weak against: Unknown. ---Edge T. Prower--- Lvl: 68 Weapon: Staff. Weak against: Unknown. ---Sevena Aarunmexieu--- Lvl: 67 Weapon: Chaos weapon Weak against: Can't defend worth shit. ---Taeshi/ Lil--- Lvl: 67 Weapon: Emerald necklace Weak against: Magic attack. ---TL Echidnoyle--- Lvl: 68 Weapon: Rubber chicken Weak against: Ticks. ------------------------ Terra: You're well off...I guess you can go. TL: When and How? Terra: Now...and by the airship! Taeshi: Oh, that blimp? -------------------------------- MMX Universe: Ami: Hmm... X: How do I get you back? Shorty:.... *Pops out of nowhere* Zero: By trashing Sigma dammit! X: Do you think you guys need help? Scan results(Since its gonna take forever, I'll just state names and lvls.) HM Elechidna(Lvl 68) , Ami(Lvl 68) , Shorty(Lvl 69), Riochet(Lvl 67), SonKnuck(Lvl 69), Matt the Yak(Lvl 68) , Rusty M(Lvl 67), Seth the Wolffox(Lvl 67), Mecha Tails(Lvl 69), Munkee(Lvl 68) (OK, I think thats about all...) -------------------------------------- X: I guess you're ready... Zero: My little babies...all going to fight... Ami: ARGH! PICOPICO CANNON BLAST! Asshole! Shorty: Let's go! Rusty: Let's go! Shorty: I just said that! Author Subject Seven X The Resident Reploid Regular ! posts: 135 (12/18/00 8:16:08 am) Reply Timetrackers part 8(I think) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sigh...been depressed. Heh. As usual. ------------------------------------- On the Airship and away we go! ------------------------------------- Taeshi looked at the setting sun. Tae:So...where's the next town? Setzer: Nikeah. Tae: We'll stop there? Setzer: Yup. Need to refill the fuel. Seven: There! I see it! Anony: Oh...I see...a CHOCOBO STABLE!!!!!! Seven: KAWAIIIII DESU YO!!!!!!!!!(Girlish shriek) Anony: Eh? Edge*Leaning over railing*:Yohoho and a bottle of rum... Seven: Hey, wassup? Edge: I don't want to talk to you... seven: Oh...OK, I'll leave you alone.... Edge: Red rum is MURDER!!!!! WAHAHAHAHA!! Anony: Eh? Again? So they land in Nikeah. They all go to an inn... Seven: OHHH WOW! A shower would be nice! Anony: Chocobo ride!!!!!! Tae: Item shop! Edge:.... TL: Hey, what's wrong? Edge: GO away... ------------------------- Megaman land: Ami: WE GET THERE BY THE AUTO MOBILE!? EXCUSE ME?! WHICH SERIES ARE WE IN!?? Shorty: Calm down... Ami: I AM CALM! IT'S THESE PEOPLE HERE THAT ARE BEING HARRASIONAL! ARGH! *Rumblerumblerumble* X: OK...here we are...Final Weapon... Munkee: Thanks, X. Rusty: Now let's go kick ass! *All walk into the building.* Rusty: It's unusually quiet... Seth: maybe... *Floor collapses* All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! Then.... KABLAMMO!!! All land on the floor! Shorty: Oh my arse! Seth: Itai... HM: Come on...we can't afford to stay here long! Matt: Yeah..we better go... Little did they know that a pair of red eyes was watching them......