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Seven X
TPCG femme lurker extraordinaire!!
Posts: 33
(5/26/01 4:19:29 am)
Reply   Shorty's Gender Change(fanfic)
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 Shorty:Ho hum...

Bass:??

Shorty:It's another day.

Bass: For?

Shorty: Umm...something? *pokes eyeball* OWW!!

Bass: Eh?*pokes eyeball as well*

*All TPCGers poke their eyeballs* OWW!!

*Shorty spots bottle on table*

Mike: UH, Shorty, you're not going to do what I think yer gonna do are you?

Shorty: Oh but I am!!

SevenX: Here, I uh...well, don't really think...but eh...AH HECK!*Hands Shorty a fluffly pink lingerie set and a feather boa* It belongs to you anyway...

Mike: I didn't know you had...

Bass: A fetish for feathery underwear...

Lil: *blinks in confusion as she puts in an Offspring tape into the player*

Shorty: *Puts outfit on, grabs the bottle*

TPCG: OH NO!!!

Shorty: *Swallows all the contents of the bottle*

Riochet: AUGH! The gender-changer again?!

Shorty: EEEEEEEEEYUP!!*Changes into a girl*

Bass: Ehh?*droolslobber*

Lil: *Whacks Bass over the head with the spam-gun*

Shorty: Presenting the one and only...

Seven: Deinstitutionalized psychosomatically deranged sadomasochistically and pyromanically engineered transsexual?

Shorty: No. Just....SHORTINA!!

TPCG: *laughlaughlaugh*

Lil: *presses the play button*

TPCG: *sings as Shortina spins around a pole*

TPCG: ( girls) GIVE IT TO ME BABY!!

(Guys) Uh-huh, uh-huh!!

Ami: And all the gals say pretty fly for a deinstitutionalized psychosomatically deranged sadomasochistically and pyromanically engineered transsexual!

Mike: Uh-oh...

Shortina: What?

Mike: That was the last batch of gender-changer drugs...

Shortina: Oh no, oh no...

TPCG: *Laughs hysterically*


END!!!!!!!!!!!