Seven X
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(2/19/02 6:22:46 am)
Reply    The TPCG Diaries: Part one
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 A rip off the Princess Diaries, the lamest show since SailorMoon. So...except that this is in diary entry format...

And we start off with Anony, because his last fic was darned as hell funny.

Dearest Diary of the Keeper of the Cows,

I have sufficed to say that today was extremely daft. These imbeciles keep bugging me over and over again, no matter where I go. Oh thou art in the cirrus clouds above, when will thy finger shoot me and splat me to the ground and end my misery?

MY STOMACH IS TOO WARM!

I've scratched it most teriible, and now it's a pinkish-red colour, and all my fur is on the ground. Mike wasn't very happy to do his household chores today. People looked at me like I was a lunatic as I clawed my neon fuschia belly in public. I must say, it is rather irritating to keep_on_RAKING YOUR DARNED SKIN! I'm sorry diary, did I hurt you? Oh dear me oh dear me...No...YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'll DIE if I don't have you to write in! NOOOO!

I should go see the dentist. Perhaps he could prescribe some Novocaine to numb the pain out of my stomach, but I reckon I'd be drooling like a hyena. And with that most itchy note, I sign off.

19/2/02,
Super Anony Advance, CatDog fanboy. =^.^= ---- ^.o.^ 
I'm a TPCGer, a Freelance Reploid, a bitch and proud of it. Worship me, baby. ^^