Posted by Riochet on July 19, 2000 at 13:01:31




(Scrap Brain music plays)
Announcer-Hello and welcome to the first episode of The Riochet Show! Our first guest: TLoB!

(Clapping is heard)

Anouncer-Then, after that, Sonique!

(More clapping)

Anouncer-Now, let's welcome The Riochet Show band, The Yaks!

(Scene switches to Matt, Edge, Seth, and Lil playing in a band. Matt plays the trumpet. (I think that's right) mechatails is sitting in a chair next to a desk)

Announcer-And now......the only talk show host who doesn't have a musical guest on his show....Riochet Hedgehog!

(Riochet walks into the stage. Clapping. He sits in his chair. Music stops)

Riochet-Hello, this is my first show. What do I do?
mechatails-Well, I think this is the part where we yell things at eachother.
Riochet-Right! Uhm.....I'm glad that Elian thing blew over.
mechatails-You're right. It got kinda annoying.

(Riochet pushes mecha over)

Riochet-Okay, enough with the talk. Now, since this is my first show, I have to get support with people...
mecha-(Getting back up) WE DO??!!
Riochet-So, here's some clips of when I asked people for money to help my show. Munkee, show the clips.

(Munkee does so. We see Riochet holding a microphone. Mike is in front of him)

Mike-Uh...Rio, why are you holding a microphone? And why is 
mechatails recording this?
Riochet-Gimme money!
Mike-You? Money? Why?
Riochet-I'm making a new show!

(Mike starts laughing)

Riochet-Uhm, what's so funny?

(Mike continues laughing)

Riochet-Heh heh heh. What, what?
Mike-(Stops laughing) No, really, why do ya want money?
Riochet-I told you. For my show.

(Mike starts laughing again. Scene switches to Shorty laughing about it. Ami comes behind Shorty wearing pajamas)

Shorty-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ami-What's so funny?
Shorty-(Trying to calm down) Riochet wants us to give him money so he can make a show!

(Ami and Shorty start laughing. Scene changes to TL laughing)

TL-You want me to be a guest? HA! Just try!

(Scene changes back to the set. Riochet looks at a camera)

Riochet-And I did get him onto the show!

(We see a trail of cookies that leads to the chair TL sits on. TL walks in from behind the curtains, eating the cookies)

TL-Yum yum.

(TL walks into his chair)

TL-Hey, where am I? Oh crap, I'm on his show!

(TL tries to escape, but a metalo claw graps him, and a cage goes over him so he can't get out)

Riochet-Mouhahahahahahaha!! Resistance is futile!
TL-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet-So, TL, what are you here to promote?
TL-(Trying to break out) Lemmeoutlemmeoutlemmeout!

(TL breaks free and runs away)

Riochet-Aww crap. Oh well, bring out our next guest.
Matt-Uh, sorry, all of the guests ran away.
Riochet-Oh. Crap. Well, mecha have anything to say?

(We see where mecha was sitting, and he isn't there)

Riochet-Well, looks like I have to set fire to the set again.

(Scrap Brain plays as we see Riochet pour gasoline on the set. The band runs way)

<~THE END!~>

~~~Riochet-Weehaw!~~~