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Da Chicken Master   
TPCG Minister of War
posts: 96
(9/30/00 9:04:13 am)
 Follow the Leader! (A FanFic!)
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This one was made on the spot for SonKnuck, our new leader!
(That sounds like a cult thing...O.O)
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(Everyone is gathered around and stuff. Sonique steps up.)

Sonique: Okay, I gotta make this quick, since Space Monkeys are on in five minutes. SonKnuck is the leader guy!

(SonKnuck jumps up and down yelling something about Riochets' Mom.)

SonKnuck: I'm so honored! Pinch me!

(Riochet punches him.)

Riochet: NEVER MAKE COMMENTS LIKE THAT ABOUT MY MOM!
SonKnuck: That hurt. Follow me for a thing!
Riochet: I'm not going, he made fun of my mom.
SonKnuck: It has to do with breaking every Pokerom ever made!
Riochet: (Gets up instantly.) YAY!!!!

(All follow SonKnuck. Later...)

Lil: I'M HUNGRY!!! GIVE ME FOOD! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!
SonKnuck: Here it is!
Lil: CANDYCANDYCANDYCANDY!
SonKnuck: Uhh...no.

(SonKnuck pressess a button.)

Riochet: Esca Flowne sucks.

(Scene:Pokemon Studios, Japan. The Pokemon creator is sitting on a pile of yen, and about 50 women are sitting around him.)

Creator Guy: Oh yes. I will soon rule the world! Hey, what's that noise?

(500 missles hit him. TPCG HQ....There's a party, and everyone's piss drunk.)

THE END!!!!

Congrats, Knuck!