Riochet TPCG Regular and Chicken Master (8/15/00 2:10:57 pm) Another Old Fic! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Another by me... ^__^ ---------------------- The Destroyers ----------------------- Part1:A Quick Journy Into Andres' Mind... -------------------------------------------------------- Andre:Mouhahahahaha....no more being AJs' pawn...I AM NOW THE LEADER!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! (We see one of Andres' many flashbacks) Andre:Er...AJ? Should't we destroy Shorty? AJ:No, stupid. I want to savor the moment....(Attempts to punch Andre, but he blocks it) WHAT ARE YOU DOING????????? Andre:KILLING YOU!!!!!! AJ:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Andres' mind:While AJ and I where fighting,TSPG "secretly" walked in and rescued Shorty AJ:NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Andre:ME??????????? IF YOU KILLED HIM BEFORE THEY CAME... Andres' mind:Then, the coward he is, ran away. Never to be seen again...of coarse that was about an hour ago. Hougan:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Trans:Hey look at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Corn:Hey!!!!!! Wake up!!!!! (Echos) (Andre wakes up from his flash back) Andre:Waah!!!!! Oh hi, Corn!!! Corn:Gi gi ga!!!!! (Portal opens) Overlord Riogan (OR):ANDRE!!!!!! For the last time, DESTROY TSPG!!!!!!!!! Andre:Yes,yes. I know. OR:And I will use some of my powers to help you. Andre:Yes (Portal closes) (We go to the TSPG HQ) Shorty: (Singing) Wastin' away agan in margaritaville... H.Mac:(Singing)...Loking for my, lost shaker of salt...Oh, there it is!!!!! (Picks up salt shaker) Riochet:You're crazy. H.Mac:Oh am I? Mouhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... Shorty:He's right. You're crazy. (The next day, at 1:00 pm) Riochet:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....(Wakes up) SecMan:HEY!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!! Riochet:Huh? What??? Soneec:Dude!!! It's 1 o'clock!!!!! Riochet:WHAT???????????????????????? mechatails:Well,we got news that Andres' trying to kill us again!!!!!!! Shorty:Yeah!!! SecMan:I have an idea!!!! We attack them first!!!!!!!!! Riochet:(Grabs sword) This time, it's personal. End of Part1........... ------------------------ The Destroyers -------------------- Part2:Hey, Ho, Lets' Go!!!! --------------------------------- (TSPG walk out base) Riochet:I feel tired. SecMan:Well, crying won't help!!!!!!!! Riochet:Oh yeah? We'll see about that!!!!!!!!! (Starts crying,then stops) Hmmmmmmm,you're right (Starts poking bee hive with sword) SecMan:Ohno!! He's poking on a beehive!!... Shorty:...Which is hanging on a WASP NEST!!!!!... Soneec:...Which is hanging from a VAMPIRE BAT HIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shorty:"Vampire bat hive"? Riochet:BATS????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (Jumps back) (Some bats gather around SecMan) SecMan:CRAP!!!!!!!! Riochet:Hmmmm. I'm sure I'm soppused to do something at a time like this.... Oh! I remember!!!! (Starts hitting the bee hive again) SecMan:RIOCHET!!!!!!! Riochet:Oh. Sorry (Riochet starts hitting bats with his sword) SecMan:Thank you. Finally... (Later, they get to an open field...) KiraLe:Where are we? David TL:Hello!!!!! Shorty:How'd you get here? David TL:Oops!! Wrong fanfic!!! (David TL jumps away) Shorty:Hey! Come back!!!!! David TL:(Invisable) Hmmmmmmmmmm....NO! End of Part2.............. -------------------------- The Destroyers ----------------------- Part3:This...is getting pretty strange.......... ------------------------------------------------------- (Our heroes get to an open feild) SecMan: My feet are killing me! (Suddenly our heroes see an alien the size of Riochet) Shorty:Ah, hello. Riochet:Uh Shorty, I don't think it comes in peace Alien:I come in peace Riochet:Hrmph. Shorty:See, it comes in...(Alien starts to bite Shorty) AHHHHHHHH GET IT OFF!!!! GET THE F%#*ING THING OFF!!!!!!!!!! (Shorty starts hitting the Alien against a tree) Shorty:There. Alien:Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ (Suddenly that Alien turns into 100 Aliens) Riochet:CRAP!!!!!! Alien 75:Get them!!!!!! (All aliens attack TSPG) Riochet:YAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!! (Riochet hits a few with his sword, and stabs three) Alien 63:Hiya!!!!!! Marle+Ayla=Hot (M+A=H) (yer):herler!!!!!! flurp!!!!! (M+A=H flips on top of Alien 63) Soneec:Super Soneec!!!!!! (Soneec turns into "Super Soneec" or SS) SS:Super Soneec Spin!!!!!!!! (SS spins and kills five aliens) Riochet:D*** YOU ALIENS!!!!!! DOOMSDAY RIOCHET, COME OUT AND FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Riochet turns into Doomsday Riochet, or DR) DR:LIGHTNING SWORD!!!!! (DR shoots electricity from his sword, and kills the rest of the aliens. Everyone turns normal. We goto the SSUB/BGUB) Andre:Overlord Riogan!!! I can explain!!!! Overlord Riogan (OR):Well, I said I would use some of my mgic to help you and I will...MJ MAGIC!!!!!!!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Andre:Er, Riogan, who or what is MJ? OR:(Whispers in Andres' ear) Andre:Oh. Hehe. The don't stand a chance....hahahahahaha....... 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(Trans:Who doesn't stand a chance?) OR:Never mind. End of Part3...................... --------------------------------- The Destroyers -------------------- Part4:MJ MAGIC??????? --------------------------------- (At the field place) Soneec:Well that was easy. Voice:HOO!!!!!! Riochet:Huh??? Voice:It's a three-lah thrillah night!!! Shorty:Hey I recognise that voice.... (Suddenly Micheal Jackson comes out of nowhere) MJ:HOO! TSPG:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (TSPG run away. MJ starts to moonwalk, then disapears) MJ:THREELAH, THREELAH, THREELAH NIGHT.... Riochet:AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (MJ reappears) MJ:HOO!!!! Shorty:Time ta die!!!!!!! (Riochet jumps towards MJ and punches him) MJ:Ow! Hoo!!!!! (MJ does some kinda weird dance, then moonwalks) Riochet:DOOMSDAY RIOCHET,COME OUT AND FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Riochet morphs into Doomsday Riochet, or DR. Everyone else turns into their super form) DR:Take this Micheal Jackson!!!!! MJ:Ooh. that hurts my arm Super Duper Shorty (SDS):YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! (SDS attacks MJ. MJ breaks apart and TSPG see a hologram of Riogan) DR:It's Riogan!!!!! OR:No, just a little hologram. Anyway, that MJ was a clone... DocZacs' voice:AGAIN WITH THE CLONING!!!!!!! YA KNOW THAT'S HOW THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR:Ahem. Shutup, Zac. You have all wasted your time, TSPG. We have already launched the HDS!!!!!!!! Super Soneec (SS):Erm...why? OR:The HDS is creating 5 comets, that will hit the planet, in about...5 hours. SDS: (Huddled in corner)We'reallgonnadiewe'reallgonnadie,we'reallgonnadie,we'reallgonnadie... Turbo Rlan (TR):Ohno!!!!!!! We must do something!!!!!!!! SDS:But what??? (All stare at eachother) Phscho Mecha Tails (PMT):Well, we could go up there and stop them? (All stare at PMT) PMT:Allright, bad idea DR:Actually, let's do it. I'm really bored, so why not? PMT:Allright, good idea DR:LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! End of Part4............................... --------------------------------------- The Destroyers -------------------- Part5:Ohno. This ain't good/The Final Part!! ------------------------------------------------------------ (All run to TSPG HQ) DR:Come on! We only got 5 hours!!!!!! SDS:There probly in space by now! How will we get up there? SS:I'm sure we have a spaceship somewhere!!! Ultra_Mike (UM):Yeah, I mean we already have a crappy plane!!! Mega SonKnuck (MSK):HEY!!!!!! UM:Well, it's the truth (Anyway, our heroes find a spaceship and take off) DR:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! PMT:Don't DR:Sorry. (They finally get to the HDS) Turbo SecMan (TSM):Hey, that doesn't look like the HDS!!!! TR:Hmmmmmmm...according to this computer, it says that that "HDS" ahead of us is actually the HDS 2!!!!!! DR:HDS 2, eh? UM:Well whatever it is, LETS DESTROY IT!!!!!!!! SDS:Er guys, it just took us about 3 hours to get here. DR:CRAP!!!!!!!!!! That means there's only 2 hours left!!!!!! (Everyone gets in the HDS 2) Robotron:Die. SS:YARGH!!!!! (SS throws some ninja stars at the Robotron) DoomRobo:Hahaha!!!! Floppy Gangster (Super version of M+A=H) (FG):YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! (FG throws a bowling ball at the DoomRobo, but the DoomRobo rebuilds itself) FG:Derm. Yeah right!!!!!! SS:Hmmmmmmmmmm... (SS notices that when the DoomRobo moves, little switches move in the direction it moves) SS:Guys! I think I know where its gonna go!!! TR:How? SS:Theses little switch things move in the direction the DoomRobo moves!!! FG:NERER!!!! DR:Shutup. FG:NER!!! YER SHERTERP!!!!!!!!!! DR:D*** (They get past the DoomRobo, and into the main ship) Hougan:HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Andre:INFIDELS!!!!!!!!! CORN!!!!!! DOCZAC!!!!!!!!!!! POTATOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DocZac:Mmmm!!!!! Food!!!! Corn:GIGIGIGA!!!!!!!!!!!! DR:SWORD!!!!! (DR pulls out his sword) DocZac:Mouhahaha!!! I have a sword too!!! (DocZac pulls out a sword) DR:ONGARD!!!!!! (DocZac and DR fight. We see SDS and PotatoMan) PotatoMan:taaje thees!!!!! (PotatoMan throws some potatos) SDS:OW!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!! (SDS throws PotatoMan) PotatoMan:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (PotatoMan falls on Hougan) Hougan:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (On accident Hougan pressess the button that stops the creation of the comets) Andre:HOUGAN!!!!!!!! RELEASE THE COMETS!!!!!!!!! Hougan:CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan'ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt Andre:Why? Hougan:TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTThhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! (TRANS:There're not done!!!!!!!!!!!!) Andre:D***!!!!!!! Oh well. (Andre pressess the release button.) Andre:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! THOSE COMETS WILL DESTROT THE PLANET IN AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (GGG suddenly appears) GGG:Don't worry!!!!! (GGG disappears, and reappears In front of the comets) GGG:I hope this works. (GGG uses his magic to throw 4 of them.) GGG:One more...OHNO!!!!!!! IT'S ALMOST AT EARTH!!!! (GGG transports in front of the fifth comet, and throws it at the sun. GGG reappears in the HDS 2) DR:Are they gone? GGG:Yep BGG:Hahahahaha. I knew ya'll be here FG:"Ya'll"? GGG:YARGH!!!!!!!! BGG:YARGH!!!!!!! (BGG and GGG fight. DHM suddenly appears) DHM:TAKE THIS, BGG!!!!!!!! (DHM throws BGG) BGG:AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DR:TAKE THIS HOUGAN!!!!!!!!!!!! (DR taps Hougan very softly) Hougan:OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 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(Hits Zac in the head with a jug of milk) DocZac:YARGH!!!!!!!!! DON'T BE SO FREAKIN' CHEEKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BGG:HEY!!!!!!! NO FAIR!!!!!!!! 2 AGAINST 1!!!!!!!!!! DHM:Does anyone care? If you do say "aye" (All silent) BGG:...Aye? GGG:Shutup. (DHM and GGG beat up BGG) Andre: (Pressess button) There's only one way to destroy the TSPG now!!!!!!!! Computer:5 minutes till self destruct. DR:CRAP!!!!!!!!! SS:MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!! (TSPG get in escape shuttle, and take off. So does our enemies. Back on earth........................) Shorty:(Singing) Wastin' away again in Margeritaville................... H.Mac:(Singing) ......Looking for my lost shaker of salt.... Oh, there it is!!!!!!! (Picks up salt shaker) SecMan:Whoah, whoah. Cut. Riochet, isn't this how this fic began? Riochet:So? SecMan:Um...uh...just wondering Riochet:ACTION!!!!!!!!!!! Shorty:Well, I guess we all learned an importent lesson. SecMan:And that is?... Shorty:(Pauses for a minute) Allright, we did't learn a big lesson. Sue me. I mean don't sue me. M+A=H:HERLER!!!!!!!!!! THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIOCHET!!!!! Guy who likes cheese. Icq:75801579 Email: riochet@xoommail.com Aim: Don't have it, don't want it! Riochet Regular, Minister pf War and Chicken Master all in one. Bow before me, foolish newbie! ~~~Riochet~~~