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Dark Chicken Master
Can Your Boredom Match Mine?
Posts: 19
(3/29/01 2:48:48 pm)
Reply  Boogie Down! (A Fanfic)
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(We see Riochet staring blankly at the wall. Edge runs over)

Edge: Riochet, why are you looking at the wall?

(Riochet just sits there staring)

Edge: Riochet??

(He runs away screaming. Riochet just sits staring at the wall. Edge comes back with a hammer)

Edge: Here we go!

(Hits Riochet with the hammer, but Riochet does nothing, and Edge goes all...um..."wobbly")

Edge: O-o-o-o-o-w-w-w-w-w....

(Lil runs in)

Lil: Why so wobbly?
Edge: I-I-I-I- h-h-h-h-i-i-i-i-t-t-t-t-t-t R-R-R-R-i-i-i-i-o-o-o-c-c-.... (Returns to normal) ....I hit Riochet with a hammer, he did nothing, and I went "wobbly".
Lil: Oh.

(Lil runs away)

THE END!



























Riochet: (Gets up) And the moral is, If you eat a chikita, you must hold the banana, which is also the answer to all life's questions!

(Note: If you're wondering, "24" is the _meaning_ of life. I'm telling you the answer to all life's questions.)

TO EAT A CHIKITA YOU MUST HOLD THE BANANA!