Author Subject Da Chicken Master Official TPCG Singer and Dancer! posts: 295 (1/30/01 6:21:18 pm) Reply TPCG Daily Life! Episode 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, this is also outdated, just like the last one. Also, this shows Soniprow as a newbie, not as he turned out to be...also, if anyone sees anything that needs to be changed, don't yell at me! ----------------------------- ---------------------------------- The Perfect Chaos Gang Daily Life! Episode #8-"Virus" ---------------------------------- (Theme Plays) Director-Riochet Hedgehog Creator-Riochet Hedgehog Ideas-Riochet Hedgehog Everything else-Riochet Hedgehog (Theme stops. Scene:Inside TPCG Base. Everyone is at a meeting) Sonique-Sit down. Sit down. SIT DOWN. SIT FREAKIN' DOWN!!! (All sit down) Sonique-Ahem, thank you. Now, have serious stuff to do. (All groan) Riochet-More stuff?! I nearly used my muscles last time! Sonique-(Zaps Riochet) Quite you, or I'll give you the "Clean up toilet after TL used it" job again! (Riochet shuts up) SONIprow-Hi! Riochet-Newbie! Sonique-Newbie? Shorty-Newbie! (TPCG forms a conga line) TPCG-Newbie newbie newbie! Newbie newbie newbie! Seth-(Riding a horse that came out of no where) Yeehaw! Newbie! Riochet-(Riding his cow, "Daisy" which also came out of no where) No, NEWBIE! Seth-Newbie! (Daisy rams her head into the horse. The horse kicks. Daisy and the horse get into a fight) Seth and Riochet-Uh oh. Daisy-MOOOOOOOOO! Horse-NEIGH!!! Daisy-MOOOO!!!!! Horse-NEIGH!!!! (This continues. Scene:The next day inside the base, in the computer room. Edge is sitting in front of one of them) Edge-C'mon, you piece of junk...Argh! (Edge throws the printer out of the room) Edge-HURRY UP! Message on Computer-To continue, bang head on keyboard. Edge-Grr! (Throws the computer at the wall) Man, I hate computers! Matt-Dude, what's happenin'? Edge-Computers being too slow, so I'm breaking it. Matt-Lemme help! (All of a sudden, a wierd green thing with red eyes comes up and jumps inside Edge) Edge-Ooooooooooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy. Matt-Oh no! Hougan has invaded Edge! Edge-Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Ttttttthhhhhheeeee ccccccooooommmmmppppuuuuutttteeeerrr vvvviiiirrrruuuusss iiiiissss mmmmaaaaaakkkkkiiiiing mmmmmmeeee sssssssslllllllloooooowwwww! Matt-OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh nnnnnnnooooo! IIIIIII gggggoooottt iiittt tooooo! Matt and Edge-NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (Scene:TPCG Medical room. For some reason, mechatails is in a doctor suit) mechatails-So you're saying you guys got the "slow computer virus" from the computer? Matt-YYYYYYYeeeeeeeeesssssssss. mechatails-I might be able to help you. (Munkee steps out of a chamber thing) Munkee-Whoa, that tourture chamber made me relize how great I really am! Thanks Dr. mechatails! mechatails-Thanks! Now, you two step into that chamber. (Matt and Edge do so. A little later, they step out) Edge-Like, thanks Doc! Matt-Dude, like, why did you say "like"? Edge-Like, I dunno. mechatails-Ohno! I used the wrong chamber! Get in that other one, NOW! Edge-Like, okay! (Edge and Matt do so. A little later, they step out) Matt-Hey, thanks mecha! We're back to normal again! Edge-Yeah, thanks! mechatails-You're welcome. (Matt and Edge leave. Then, Shorty comes by) Shorty-Doc, you gotta help me! I need to get my dick bigger! (mechatails rolls his eyes and points to a chamber, and Shorty runs into it. Scene:Riochets' room. A fancy looking guy is holding some plates) Riochet-Bring more shrimp. Fancy guy-Yes. (Fancy guy leaves) Riochet-Well, I'm bored. Hey, what's that? (Riochet looks out the window and sees a giant ship that looks like Hougans' face) Riochet-Oh no, not again! I gotta warn Shorty! (Riochet runs off. Scene:Back in the medical place. Riochet knocks on one of the chambers) Riochet-C'mon Shorty! Hougans' doing something! Shorty-Busy! Riochet-*Groans* (Riochet runs off again. Scene:Chao Garden. We see Yerher and Reo sitting around a table and they have fancy clthes on) Reo-Oh, thanks for taking me out. Yerher-You're welcome. (Reo and Yerher are about to kiss, but then Riochet runs over) Yerher-Oh no... Riochet-Yerher, c'mon! Hougan's doin' stuff! Yerher-Can't you see I'm busy? Riochet-(Looks at Yerher, then the table, then Reo) Oh, right. (Runs off) Yerher-Now, where were we? Reo-We were kissing. Yerher-Woohoo! (Yerher and Reo kiss. Scene utside TPCG Base. Riochet is seen looking at the Hougan Death Star) Riochet-Oh no, not the HDS again! Hougan-Hahahaha! I will destroy you all! (A huge laser flies out of the HDS. The laser hits the invisable wall and ricochets off and hits the HDS) Hougan-Noooooooooooooooo! (The HDS flies off and crashes) Riochet-Phew. (Riochet walks back in) <~THE END~> --------------------------------- Legal Stuff Everyone is (C) themselves TPCG is (C) Alison Scharelman TPCG Daily Life! is (C) Johnny Behle "Virus" is (C) Johnny Behle Enjoy! ^__^