Author Subject Riochet Regular and Chicken Master (8/26/00 2:26:14 pm) TPCG Daily Life! (Ep. 5) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------- The Perfect Chaos Gang Daily Life! Episode #5 "Excavation" --------------------------------- (Everyone except Shorty is in the living room. Shorty suddenly bursts in) Shorty-Hey guys! Others-Hey Shorty. Shorty-Anyone wanna help me find stuff? Others-No. Shorty-C'mon! Stuff!! Edge-Oh fine, I'll go. (Edge gets up, and walks to Shorty) Others-Yaay./Woohoo./I'm starved./You ate an hour ago. (Later that day, outside. Edge and Shorty have hiker clothes on. Shorty is carrying a pick ax, and Edge is carrying the tent, food, five crowbars, a map, and ten bags of Doritos) Shorty-C'mon Edge! You're way behind me! (Edge is actually only about a foot behind Shorty. We see all the stuff Edge was carrying goes over his eyes so he can't see where he's going) Edge-I think I'm doing pretty damn good for some one with stuff over thier eyes! Shorty-Oh, shutup. We have a dead line you know. Edge-WE DO???!!! Shorty-Yeah! Must've not told you. Oh well, let's go! Edge-Uhm, Shorty, would you mind carrying some things...? Shorty-Yes, I would mind Edge-D'oh! (Shorty and Edge go on thier way. Later, at the HQ...) Riochet-"And today's episode...A19-Uncle Bob Returns!" "Good day! ^__^" THERE!!! My MiST is done! Woo hoo! (Scene switches over to Seth and Matt) Seth-Ugh....I need something to do....severely. Matt-Me too.... (Lil runs by with Chaochi. Seth and Matt watch) Seth-Hey, she looks like she has something to do! Matt-Let's follow her! (Seth and Matt do so. They follow Lil to the Chao Garden....) Matt-Oh, it's the Chao Garden! Seth-Hey, I have a Chao here! Matt-Me too! (Seth and Matt run off and play with thier Chao. Riochet enters) Riochet-Aah, now where's my Yerher? Yerher-Right here, Riochet! Riochet-Oh, heh heh. Wanna coconut? Yerher-Actually, yes. (Riochet runs over to a palm tree and tries to break it. Matt sees this, and explains how to get a coconut down. Matt leaves. Riochet gets coconut, and brings it to Yerher. Yerher eats it) Yerher-Yum yum! Riochet-(Picks up Yerher) C'mon! We got stuff to do! Yerher-Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! (Scene fades into Edge and Shorty on thier excavation. Edge is digging while Shorty sips some lemonade) Edge-So...tired....must....rest.... Shorty-Out already? Picks up shovel) Edge-(Quitly to himself) Heh heh heh heh. Sucker. Heh heh heh heh heh. Shorty-Ya know, you figure out how old something is by seeing how many layers of dirt are on top of it! (Edge puts his finger on Shorty, then looks at his finger) Edge-Why, you must be 14 years old! Shorty-(sarcasm) Ha ha. Very clever. (/sarcasm) (Scene switches to Riochet and Yerher Playing Sonic 2) Yerher-I wish they had Knux in this game. Riochet-They do! (Holds up Sonic&Knuckles) Yerher-Yeah....but that doesn't have 2 player. Riochet-Oh....right.....let's do somethin' else! (Riochet picks up Yerher and runs away. Later....) Edge-Shorty, I think you dug too far. (We see Shorty in a deep hole and he's still digging) Shorty-Aww crap. Gimme a hand! (Edge throws a hand at Shorty) Shorty-I didn't mean litterally. (Riochet and Yerher run by. They fall into the hole) Riochet-Uh oh. Yerher-This is no good. Shorty-Hey guys. Riochet-AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Shorty-AAAAAAAAAAAH! Shorty and Riochet-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Yerher pokes Riochet) Yerher-Riochet, throw me up in the air and I'll find a rope to help you two! Riochet-All right.... (Riochet does so. Yerher comes back with Seth and Sonique) Yerher-Here we go! Sonique-Where am I? (Seth shrugs) Riochet-Yerher, you were supposed to find a rope! Yerher-Oh, right! Seth-Can we leave? Yerher-Yes! (Yerher, Seth, and Sonique leave. Yerher comes back with a rope) Yerher-Edge, you'll have to pull. I'm too small. Edge-Allright...... (Edge does so. Later, Riochet is in a hammock with a straw hat with a coconut cup) Riochet-(Singing) You put the Pepsi in the coconut and drink it all up, put the Pepsi in the coconut and throw the can away. (Riochet throws the Pepsi can over a fence. Matt comes up and scratches his head) Matt-(Singing) Rio! Riochet-(Singing) And you throw the can away. (Riochet throws can at Matt) Matt-(Singing) I said Rio! Riochet-(Singing) And you throw the can away. (Riochet sees that all the cans are gone) Riochet-Aww crap. <~THE END!~> ---------------------------- Every one in the Fic is (C) Themselves. Yerher is (C) Johnny Behle Chaochi is (C) Lil Hedgie (Dun know real name) TPCG is (C) Alison Scharelmann The Perfect Chaos Gang Daily Life! is (C) Johnny Behle Chao is (C) SEGA and Sonic Team Anything I didn't mention is (C) thier owner(s). Enjoy! You know you want to. :l