Author Subject Dark Chicken Master Guardian of the Master Chicken posts: 58 (3/14/01 7:29:00 pm) Reply TPCG Daily Life! (Ep. 10-12) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is outdated, except fer the last one, which is the season finale! ----------------------------------- The Perfect Chaos Gang Daily Life! ----------------------------------- Ep. 10: "Rio and Riot Get a Visit!" ----------------------------------- (Theme plays) Ideas-Riochet Hedgehog Story-Riochet Hedgehog Producer-Riochet Hedgehog Director-Riochet Hedgehog (Theme ends. We see Rio, a gray hamster, and Riot, a black hedgehog sitting on a couch.) Rio: I'm boreeeeeeed. Riot: Well, they don't call it "Sattelite of Boredom" for nuthin'. Rio: People call it that? Riot: Yeah. Rio: I didn't think any one besides us and Riochet knew about it. Oh, and Hougan. After all, he threw us in here... (Flashback time!) Riochet: Outta here, Hougan! Hougan: Nooooo! (Hougan uses a mettalic hand and grabs Rio and Riot and throws them in to a sattelite. It flies into space before Riochet can get in.) Riochet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Hougan: Ha ha ha! Riochet: hey, how come you didn't put me in the sattelite? Hougan: Because..umn....because....ah poo. (Back to present time in Sattelite of Boredom.) Riot: Hey, that's not how it went! Rio: Yeah it was! Riot: Nuh uh! Rio: Uh huh! Riot: No! Rio: Yes! Riot: 'Fraid not! Rio: 'Fraid so! (Back at Earth...TPCGHQ...) Riochet: Hey guys! I'm going...umn....somewhere! (No one cares. Later, in SoB {That's Sattelite of Boredom, mind you! :P}, Rio and Riot are lying around as usual. A door opening startles them, and they see Riochet. They jump up.) Rio and Riot: 'CHEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!! Riochet: Rio! Riot! I got you stuff! (Riochet hands Rio a football.) Rio: Yaaay! Riot, catch! (Rio throws the ball at Riot and it hits him on the head. He falls over. As he's getting up, Riochet hands him a car, and he falls over again.) Riot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Riochet: Oops.... Rio: Looks like you got some new stuff of your own! (Riochet looks at his clothes.) Riochet: Yep! Riot: (Waking up.) Wuzzah? Hey, Riochet has new clothes. Riochet: Yeah......I just said that. (At BGUB....) Zac: Hougan! Look! Looks like thiers a third person in your sattelite. Hougan: How can that be possible? Oh, I bet it's Riochet...grrr, I'll make all three of them stay in the sattelite FOREVER! (Hougan runs off and a loud rumbling is heard. Zac and AJ look out the window and see the HDS fly off. In Sattelite of Boredom...) Riochet: So, wassup? Riot: Wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! Rio: Wassuuuuuuuuuuuuup! Riochet: Wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! Rio: Wassuuuuuuuuuuuuup! Riot: Wassuuuuuuuuuuuup! All: WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! (Rio looks out the window and sees a large gray hedgehog face.) Rio: Holy crap! Hougans' gone huge! Riochet: No, that's the HDS! I can tell by where the pimples are supposed to be, there are canons. (We hear a door opening, followed by loud yelling and door banging. It finally opens. Hougan walks in.) Hougan: Now, I'm gonna make sure you never leave, Riochet! Riochet: Pffff. Yeah right. Rio: Hahaha! How are you gonna do that Hougan? Hougan: Like this! (Hougan throws some bombs at Riochet, but he dodges.) Hougan: Aww man! I'll just lock the door. (As Hougan walks out, he locks the door, but Riochet gets through any way. The two fight, and Hougan flies through space. Back at TPCGHq...) Riochet: I'm back! TL: You left? Riochet: Huh? THE END! ------------------ Legal stuff you're forced to read... Everyone is (C) Themselves TPCG is (C) Alison Scharelmann TPCG Daily Life is (C) Johnny Behle "Rio and Riot Get a Visit!" is (C)Johnny Behle. ------------------------ Enjoy! ^__^ --------- Episode 11... ----------------------------------- The Perfect Chaos Gang Daily Life! ----------------------------------- Ep. 11: "TPCG Vs. Streetfighter!" ----------------------------------- (Theme plays) Ideas-Riochet Hedgehog Story-Riochet Hedgehog Producer-Riochet Hedgehog Director-Riochet Hedgehog (Theme ends) (TPCG are really bored, so they watch Tv. They get bored of that, so they go to the arcade, and they see a guy with weird orange hair, and no shoes or shirt) Riochet: Hey! that guy can't be here without a shirt, can he? Anony: (Points to a dude that looks like a sumo) Heh, that guys fat. Riochet: Wait! I know that guy! But he's from a game.... Sumo Guy: (Translated from Japanese) Don't poke fun! (TPCG, not knowing Japanese (Well, most of them anyway) just stand there staring) Lil: Uh.... who're you? Sumo: (Trans) E. Honda! Seven: Um, he said "E. Honda". Anony: Wait a second, he's from Street Fighter! Akuma: (Who apears out of nowhere) Damn right, fool! Rolento: (Points his stick thing right between Shorty's eyes) Eh, I don't like this guy... Shorty: Hey....I haven't even said anything to you! Besides, my ego could take you on any day! Blanka: (Beats chest) Rar! Goora jarra rah! (Vega points those razor things in front of Edges' face) Vega: Hmmph. I look better than you. Edge: Well....I'm stronger than you. Vega: We'll see. (They all go outside, ready to fight. TPCG are all huddled) SonKnuck: Now please, tell me how this happened. (All shrug) SonKnuck: Alright....Mike, yer against Ryu, Shorty against Rolento, Edge against Vega, Lil against Cammy, Seven against Birdie, Matt against Ken, Anony against Rose, and me against who-do-you-call -him...umm...oh yeah! M. Bison! Anyone left out who's not afraid to get blown up? Riochet: Me! SonKnuck: Riochet....do you think you can handle Akuma? (Riochet looks over, and sees Akuma practicing a really complicated, and powerful looking move) Riochet: yeah, I can handle that. SonKnuck: (Getting up) Okay, we know who's fighting who! Ryu: Fine! Whoever fights me, get over here and fight! (Mike gets up and gulps) SonKnuck: Nice knowing you, old buddy... (Mike and Ryu get in battle position. Surprisingly, Mike jumps up, and drop kicks Ryu) Bison: What the...? Ryu: (While getting the tar beaten out of him) AAAAHHHH! THE PAIN! OWIEE! (A little later, Ryu is on the ground crying while Mike jumps up and down on him) Cody: Uhh...one win for them... Cammy: Who goes against me? (Lil walks up, and they get in battle stance) (To make a long story short, Lil throws candy at Cammy, and she eats it, and gets really bloated) Cammy: NNNNooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!! (She explodes, and Anony and rose walk to the battle area) Rose: prepare for death. Anony: Where'd ya get that, a tea-leaf? (She lunges at Anony's head, but he ducks. Using his mind, Anony throws her around the room, but since she's also physchic, she snaps out of it, and she grabs Anony's head, and drains out energy. He falls over, and throws a carpet over her, confusing her. He take sthat oppurtunity to drink some tea) Rose: (Throws off carpet) Ha! Anony: Umm... (Throws cup at Rose, but she defelects it. Anony does the same. And soon, thier playing volley ball with the cup) (Riochet puts up a volleyball net) (Finally, it hits Anony, and he eventually loses) (>>>Fast Foward!>>>) (Riochets' fight Vs. Akuma....what will happen?) (Akuma shoots a blue thing at Riochet, but he jumps away. Riochet throws some rocks at Akuma, which only make him angrier. Riochet finally finds some sulferic acid!) Riochet: Aha! (Pours it on Akuma. He lets out a cry, but is starting to sslowly recover) SonKnuck: Rio! Go fer the kill! Riochet: Okay...here we go...(Starts to do a mind blowing attack, but decides to become... Redwing Riochet, the groovy half-hedgehog, half-bird groove machine) Redwing: I'm gonna step on you! (He does so, defeating Akuma! He turns back to Riochet, and is congradulated by TPCG. They then eat) THE END! Episode 12 (Season Finale)... ----------------------------------- The Perfect Chaos Gang Daily Life! ----------------------------------- Ep. 12: (Season Finale) "TPCG Go Bankrupt!" ----------------------------------- (Theme plays) Ideas-(The) Anonymous One (Used with permission....I think...) Story-Riochet Hedgehog Producer-Riochet Hedgehog Director-Riochet Hedgehog (Theme ends) (We see Shorty with a rake, sweeping in money) Shorty: (Singing) I'm raking it in, rakin' it in... (Suddenly, SonKnuck comes in!) SonKnuck: Shorty! what are you doing? Shorty: Well, isn't it obvious? I'm raking it in! SonKnuck: What exactly are you raking in?! Shorty: (Holds up a strange looking dollar) Well, money, of course! SonKnuck: You dolt! That's counterfeit money! Shorty: Nope, it's the official money of TPCG! I took all TPCG's money out of the bank, and replaced it with our new currency! SonKnuck: Does any stores or anything accept this...this...stuff? Shorty: That, is for the courts to decide. SonKnuck: Well, what'd you do with the regular money? Shorty: Uhhhh.....spent it. Except for $1000, but Riochet stole it from me. SonKnuck: You blithering idiot! (SonKnuck walks to Riochets' room, and he sees the $1000 sitting in a plastic case in full view) SonKnuck: Time to put this in the bank... (Riochet leaps off the ceiling towards SonKnuck with a hammer) Riochet: BONSAIIIII!!! SonKnuck: AAAAAAAAH!!! (Runs off!) (Now, at The Idiot Gang Headquarters, Tonic and Jolt are in a little argument...) Tonic: Shut your blow hole! Jolt: Why don't you make me, old man?! Tonic That does it! (A minute or so passess) Jolt: ....Well...? Tonic: ....Bye! (Tonic runs for the hills) (TPCG HQ) SonKnuck: ...And then Riochet hit me in the head with a hammer! Lil: That isn't good... (Then, Riochet walks in the room, holding the case of money in one hand, and his hammer in the other) Riochet: If anyone even THINKS about taking my money, the get hit in the head! (Minutes pass, and Seven enters the room. More seconds pass. Suddenly Riochet jumps up with his hammer) Riochet: I KNOW YER THINKING ABOUT TAKING THIS LIL! Lil: Wha- Riochet: BONSAIIIII! (Seven shoots the hammer off) Riochet: You...blasted my hammer! Seven: Right. Riochet: You'll pay! DIEEE! Seven: Bring it on! (Then, Shorty and Edge come out of nowhere, and try to restrain Seven and Riochet) Seven: (Growls) Riochet: (Moos angrily) ???: Stop fighting! All: Huh? ???: I'm Tonic, and- All: AAAHHHH!! KILL IT! KILL IT! (Edge and Shorty stop restraining Riochet and Seven, and they immediatly start pummeling each other. Just as everyone starts hitting Tonic, he says...) Tonic: Hey! Stop! I can get you guys' yer money back! TPCG: Ah!/Woohoo!/DIE RIOCHET!/DIE, REPLOID THING! Tonic: Just please, let me join you all. (All mumble) SonKnuck: Uhh...okay... Tonic: (Digs in pockets and throws out out lotsa $$$$$$$$$$$) Okay, here. TPCG: WOOHOO! (Riochet and Seven stop fighting and grab money) THE END! Stay tuned, because in a few weeks, TPCG Daily Life! will be back, and on its' third season! Woohoooooooooooooooo! Some things to look forward to in Season Three- -Tonic copes with the other TPCGers! -The Chao make a treehouse! -The Idiot Gang try to get Tonic to be their leader again! -Maybe other stuff! -And, the TPCG Movie (Script), "The Perfect Chaos Gang: Boredom!" (Name curtousy(sp?) H.Mac (Or Jet Loco Radio to be precise(sp?))