Riochet Regular and Chicken Master (8/17/00 11:50:27 pm) Riochets' Death Part One through Five (FANFICTION) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Riochets' Death --------------- Part One --------------- Riochet is taking a nap next to a tree. All the other TPCGers are at the base napping. Riochet-Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Tonic-Aaaaaaaah! Here is one of those annoying TPCGers! I'll get'm for good! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! Tonic-Shut up! Riochet wakes up. Riochet-What da...? Holy crap! It's Tonic! Tonic-Dammit, you woke up! I'll catch you anyhow! Tonic jumps at Riochet but he jumps away. Riochet-It's kablingy time! Tonic-Why can't I catch you?! Riochet-Awww, am I too fast for Tonic? HAHAHAHA! Riochet dodges Tonic again. Riochet-Now here's an attack I've been working on! Riochet jumps onto a tree, jumps on to another, jumps in the air and falls on Tonic. Riochet-Yahoo! It works! Tonic-Owie... Riochet-Hahahaha...OW! He crashes into a tree. Tonic gets up. Tonic-Heh heh heh! TIME TO DIE, HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!! Tonic points a laser at the unconcious Riochet. We see Shorty running up a hill. Shorty-Rio, we gotta...AAAAAAAH! TONIC!!! Tonic-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Will Tonic kill Riochet? (Look at the title stupid...) What will happen? Read Part Two of Riochets' Death! Riochets' Death --------------- Part Two --------------- This is in slow motion... Shorty-NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tonic-YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Riochet-HHHHHHHHUUUUUUUHHHHHHH????????? Shorty tackles Tonic right when he pulls the trigger. Riochet-AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! Slow motion ends. Shorty walks over to Riochet. Shorty-Rio?! Rio?! Speak to me! Riochet-Your...farts...smell...funny... Riochet dies. It starts to rain. Shorty-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! We see Tonic getting up and starting to run away. Shorty tackles him again. Shorty-You fucking piece of shit! Tonic-I'm sorry... Shorty-SHUT UP!!!!!! Shorty beats the crap outta Tonic for while. Later, at the base... Sonique-Wonder what's taking Shorty and Rio so long... Shorty walks in holding Riochet. Ami-What happened, Shorty? Shorty-Rio's...dead. All but Shorty gasp. Matt faints. SonKnuck-Little red guy is...DEAD?! Shorty-Yeah...I didn't do it! Ami-Shorty, we all know that. We know he's done some really stupid things before, but we know you wouldn't kill him... Shorty-Tonic did it... Sonique-Tonic? He's weak! Rio's not THAT weak! Shorty-Apperently, he ran into a tree and Tonic shot him with a laser. Munkee-Looks like another funeral... Edge-Man...a funeral that isn't for me! Anony-Ain't that freaky? To be continued..... Riochets' Death --------------- Part Three --------------- At the funeral, everyone but TL are sitting down. TL is speaking at the moment. TL-Well, I didn't know the little git that long, only a few months, but I really got to know him. Man, he was annoying... TL starts sobbing and runs back to his seat. TL-I can't take it any more! Later, when Riochets' body is lowered into the ground, the camera zooms in on SonKnuck. SonKnucks' Brain-Why is the camera zooming in on me? Oh, right. Later that night, since the plot hole told me, it was a dark and stormy night. Seth walks into SonKnucks' room. Seth-Yo SonKnuck...what's with the shovel and gloves and crowbar? SonKnuck-I'm going to bring Riochet back to life! Seth-Uhmn...he's dead. SonKnuck-I know, but I'm bringing him back to life! Seth Gasps. Later, at Riochets' grave...SonKnuck is digging it up, while laughing. SonKnuck-Hahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha!!!!! Seth-Please stop laughing... SonKnuck-Why should I?! I got his corpse out!!! SonKnuck flips open the coffin and we see Riochets' corpse in it. Seth gasps. Back at SonKnucks' room, Riochet is on a table. SonKnuck-Okay...there's only one problem... Seth-What's dat? SonKnuck-Well, for some reason, when we get Rio back to life, he may not be a hedgehog. Seth-Huh? SonKnuck-We won't know what knda animal he'll be until we do it... Seth-Well, let's do it! Will SonKnuck and Seth bring Riochet back to life? If they do, what kind of furry will he become? Find out in Riochets' Death Part Four! To be continued...... Riochets' Death --------------- Part Four --------------- SonKnuck-Right. Flip the switch. Seth-Right. Seth flips the switch and electricity surges through Riochet. He starts wiggin' out and stuff. Then, a blanket flies over Riochet and it starts to glow. SonKnuck-What's going on?! The blanket continues to glow. Then, it stops. SonKnuck takes off the blanket and.. SonKnuck and Seth-HOLY CRAP!!!! SonKnuck-What da hell? We see Riochet who is now black, brown, a little tan on the tummy and is a dog. He wakes up. Riochet-Woof? Riochet looks around, and jumps back. Riochet-What the hell?! Where am I? Aren't I supposed to by a tree...? And Tonic! Where is he?! SonKnuck-Whoa, slow down Rio! Riochet-And how are you? SonKnuck-Don't ya remember...? SonKnuck? Riochet-Son...Knuck. Seth-And Seth! Riochet-Seth...friends... SonKnuck-Yeah, and the rest of TPCG! They're your friends too! Riochet-TPCG...friends... Riochet starts wiggles his head around, then stops. Riochet-Hooo! I'm back! How come don't remeber anything? SonKnuck-Long story.. Riochet-But I wanna know! And why am I a dog? Seth-Well, you died.. Riochet-I DIED?! Seth-...Then SonKnuck dug you up, then we brought you back to life as a dog! Riochet-Wow. What a story. I wish I could be a hedgehog though... SonKnuck-Yeah, I suppose you don't really know any of your attacks or anything... Well, do't worry, I'll be working on a way for you to become a hedgehog again... Riochet-Thanks! Sonique-Oh my God! Ami-Someone dug up Rios' grave! Shorty-Who would do such a thing? Anony-Tonic no doubt! SonKnuck-Oh crap! I forgot to put all the dirt back! Riochet-Don't worry, I got it covered. Does Riochet really have it covered? Will SonKnuck make a thingy to make Riochet a hedgehog again, or will he get burned by the rest of TPCG when they figure out he dug it up? Find out on Part Five! Riochets' Death --------------- Part Five --------------- Riochet leaves the room and walks to the others. Riochet-Hey guys! Shorty-Who are you?! Anony-And did you dig up Riochet? Riochet-No way! In fact, I'M Riochet! All just stare at Riochet in bewilderment. Sonique-You're not Riochet. Riochet is a red hedgehog and you're a black and brown dog. Riochet-Yeah...about that...when I came back to life, I got a species change. SonKnuck's working on a way to make me into a hedgehog as we speak! Shorty-SonKnuck knows you are alive..? Riochet-Yeah, he made me live, actually. TPCG look at each other then Riochet. Sonique-BURN SONKNUCK!!! Riochet-Uh oh. SonKnuck runs out his room with Seth and a small device. SonKnuck-Stop! Don't burn me! If I didn't do something that horrible thing Riochet wouldn't be with us! TPCG-Yeah, he's right./Who's Riochet?/Huh? TL-All right...we won't burn you...I want to though. Riochet-By the way, what's that little device thingy? SonKnuck-Well, it lets you transform from hedgehog to dog and vice versa! Riochet-So quick? Seth-Actually, we just got it through a plot hole. Tonic-Haahahahahahaaha! TPCG-TONIC!!!!!! Tonic-Yep, I'm here! And who are you, dog boy? Riochet-It's Riochet, dumbass! Tonic-RIOCHET?! You're dead! Riochet-Not any more! Riochet changes back to hedgehog. Riochet-And I'm back to hedgehog! Tonic-Ah! Well, bye! Tonic flies away. Shorty-Dumbass. THE END! Any one like he ficcy? Sorry to SonKnuck and Seth about the whole "Grave digging" bit, but that's the only thing that would make sense. RIOCHET!!!!! Guy who likes cheese. Icq:25180375 Email: riochet@xoommail.com Aim: Don't have it, don't want it! Riochet Regular, Minister pf War and Chicken Master all in one. Bow before me, foolish newbie! ~~~Riochet~~~ Edited by Riochet at: 8/17/00 11:50:27 pm