Author Subject Da Chicken Master Official TPCG Singer and Dancer! posts: 277 (12/31/00 7:56:09 pm) Reply Riochet and Yerher: Partners in Crime! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Riochet and Yerher: Partners in Crime! Episode One: Yiffy Preview! All right, ya see, some while ago, there was this red hedgehog guy named Riochet who had black shoes with a blue stripe. And, he had this red power Chao named Yerher. They were really bored so they decided to on some big adventure for no apparent reason. Riochet: Now, Yerher, are you sure you know how to use that thing? Yerher: (Scene shows he's trying to ride a bike) I think. (He falls off and the bike crashes on him) AAAAAH! (Riochet takes the bike off of Yerher) Riochet: Oh well. Just walk. Yerher: Chao! News Flash! Riochet: Huh? Yerher: Aliens abducted Riochet! Riochet: ... Yerher: Let's just keep going. (A little while later, nothing happens) Riochet: Hey! Look! A town! Yerher: Let's go! (They run over, but they encounter…a banana) Banana: Hey! Get out of here! You two don’t belong here! (Riochet and Yerher put up their fists) Riochet: Oh yeah? Banana: Yeah! Yerher: I'm gonna clean your clock! Banana: (Takes out old, dirty, clock) Okay, fine. Yerher: ... (Takes the clock and takes out a dishrag and cleans it) Riochet: While he's cleaning your clock, I'm gonna clock yer...umn...clean! (Banana runs off scared) Yerher: Hey! Wait up! Your clock isn't cleaned it yet! Riochet: Don't worry, little buddy. It's our clock now. Yerher: What? But I have no use for some stupid clock that doesn't even work! (He throws it into the trees) Riochet: It doesn't even work? THAT BANANA CONNED US! Yerher: Umn, yeah! Riochet: I'm going to eat that bananas' whole family! Yerher: Is that really necessary? Riochet: Why not? Yerher: Your right. Riochet: Hey, what’s that? (He points up to the sky, and there’s a giant flying airship with a big black dragon following) Yerher: Hmm. Riochet: Let’s just get to that town. (They get to the town and nothing seems unusual) Riochet: Hmmm. (A dog runs at the two) Riochet and Yerher: AAAAAH! Yerher: (His mouth swells up and small traces of flames are around his mouth) Yerher Fireball! (He spits a ball of fire at the dog, and he falls back) Riochet: Wow, Yerher, that was cool! Yerher: (Spitting out smoke) Thanks. Aaaah! Rhinos are charging at us! Riochet and Yerher: AAAAAAH! (They jump, and dodge the rhino) Riochet: I’m under the distinct impression that someone doesn’t want us here… Yerher: Gee, how can that be? I thought we were delightfully popular! Riochet: I guess not. LOOK OUT FOR THAT MONKEY! (They duck as the monkey swings at them) Yerher: Why does everything here hate us? ???: Ha ha ha ha! Yerher: Who’s that? Riochet: I think he’s the ringleader type guy! ???: Right you are, hedgehog! Allow me to introduce myself… (A dark figure appears on a building and it jumps off. He throws off the cloak, but no one can see him) ???: Anyone think they know who I am? Riochet: Lemme guess! You are Hougan! ???: Wrong! Yerher: What? The only enemy we’ve fought is Hougan! ???: Here I am! (They now see him, and he looks like a cross between an echidna and a bat. His color’s black, and he has a weird white mark on his head, and he has rubbery wing-like skin under his arms which are his wings) I am Chaotrix! Riochet: Weird name. Chaotrix: I know. (Riochet and Yerher stand idly for a couple seconds) The two: … (A couple seconds later) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! RUN! (They run off. Chaotrix follows) Riochet: Hide! (Riochet and Yerher jump behind a hut, and Chaotrix runs past) Yerher: Phew… To Be Continued… How was it? If you like it, you get more! Don’t like it…I’ll use the horrible powers of my artwork! Bwahahaha!