Author Subject Da Chicken Master TPCG Minister of War (9/10/00 4:37:55 pm) 4rth in Pokemon Sucks Saga! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah, it's been awhile, but better late then never! -------------------------------------------- Why is Jay Lenno Such an Idiot? or... Zac, Andre, and Hougan go Bye-Bye or maybe.... Andre has (Another) Head Problem --------------------------------- (TPCG HQ.......Riochet is still in the wall, and Shorty jams a chainsaw in the wall.) Shorty: Did it hit you, Rio? Riochet: Not yet! Shorty: Damn. (Shorty drills hole in wall and Riochet steps out.) Riochet: Heehaw! (David TL suddenly appears behind the couch.) DTL: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I have been hiding behind the couch the whole time! TLoB: No you haven't! DTL: You're right. I haven't. (H. Mac is watching TV.) H. Mac: Why is Jay Leno such an idiot? TPCG: TA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! H. Mac: Why'd you all "Ta daaaaaaaaaa"? Riochet: Because that's the name of the fic. H. Mac: Ah! Now I know everything! TL: Can I do something stupid? Sonique: TL, it's not like you to ask to be an idiot! You usually just do it! TL: Oh no! You're on to me! (Andre jumps out of a TLoB costume and runs away.) Seth: Hey, they don't know where the base is! Munkee: I know a sure fire way to make him forget! (Munkee uses the power of the plot hole and Andre forgets.) Edge: Gee, it's drafty in here. (No one cares just as a cow comes charging from the other room, with Riochet riding it.) Riochet: YAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHO WANTS COW FOR DINNER????!!!! All but Munkee and Sonique and anyone else who doesn't eat cows: YAAAAAAAAY!!! Munkee: I think I'll stick with my trusty old breadbowl. Wait, I ate that all ready. Oh well... (Later, at dinner time, all have beef in thier plate. The cow is eating grass.) Lil: I thought you said we were going to eat that cow! TL: Yeah, we just couldn't bare killing the thing... Munkee: Why do I have meat? I don't like meat! Riochet: Oh fine, have your vegetables! Munkee: Waho! (Munkee and people who don't like beef run out. Riochet starts eating. So does everyone else. At TIGHQ.........) Andre: Where am I? Tonic: You're back at base! Hougan: WWWWWWWhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaattttttt hhhhhaaaaaappppppppeeeeeeennnnnnnneeeeeeddddd? Tonic: Plot hole hit'm, and he doesn't know what is what! (Soniprow walk in swirling a plot hole around his finger.) Soniprow: Who woulda known? (The plot hole hits Tonic, making him fall.) Zac: YEAH! He's dead! Lexef: Sorry, he's not dead, but just unconsience for a while. Jolt: Who's gonna be boss, then? Hougan, Zac, and Andre: US!!!! Lexef: Why you guys? Zac: Because we've been here before you newbies! Jolt: He's got a point there. Lexef: But Andre has amnesia! Andre: Not exactly. You see, when Tonic got hit, I stole Soniprows' plot hole... Soniprow: No he didn't! It's right...(Looks and sees he doen't have plot hole.) Aaaaah... Andre: ...Then I used it to be back to normal! Hougan: YYYYYYoooooooouuuuuuuu iiiiiiiidddddddiiiiiiiooooooootttttt!!!!! Andre: Huh? Zac: You wasted that plot hole on your headache???!!! We could've used that against TPCG!! Dammit, you suck! Hougan: GGGGGGoooooooo hhhhhhhhooooooooommmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee, AAAAAAAAAnnnnnnnddddddrrrrrrrrrreeeeee!!! Zac: Yeah, go home! (Zac kicks Andre and he flies out the window.) Andre: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! Zac: Now, with him outta the way, and Hougan and I in charge, we tell you to go on a scavenger hunt! TIG: YAAAAAAY!!!! Zac: ...For Plot holes! TIG: CRAAAAP! Hougan: YYYYYYYYaaaaaaaa ggggooooottttttttaaaaaa dddddooooo iiiiiiiiiitttttttt!!!!! (So, TIG go out to find a plot hole. Back at TPCGHQ, everyone is even bored than before. Riochet is watching TV, and Teletubbies is on.) Riochet: No, make it stop! Tinky Winky: Eh oh Lalaa! Riochet: NOOOOOOOOOO! Where's the remote? Anony: Didja check your pocket? Riochet: I don't have a pocket! Anony: Check it anyway! (Riochet checks, and sure enough, he had the remote in his pocket.) Riochet: Well I'll be... (Back TIGHQ, Zac and Hougan look very pissed.) Zac: You people are telling me tht you couldn't find one plot hole?! Soniprow: Nothing! Zac: Dammit, you guys suck! C'mon, Hougan, let's leave. Hougan: RRRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt. (Zac and Hougan walk out the window with out knowing.) Zac and Hougan: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Tonic: (Waking up.) No Momma....not the giant clit again......Oh, hi guys! Where are Zac, Hougan, and Andre? Jolt: They left, Boss. Tonic: THEY LEFT?! Oh man, what if they....*GASP!* (Outside TIGHQ...) Zac: C'mon, Andre! We've got an empire to rebuild! Andre: What do you mean? Zac: Go find AJ, SaMaNtHa, Cornelius, PotatoMan, and Macnelius and bring them all here! We are going to destroy TPCG! And that's not all we'll destroy... Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha.... Will they succeed and rebuild the BGUB empire? What does AJ, SaMaNtHa, Cornelius, PotatoMan, and Macnelius have to do with it? (Duh...) Will SonKnuck ever get featured in this series of Fanfics? Will H. Mac go on a solo mission and defeat Cornelius and Macnelius? What did Zac mean when he said "And that's not all we'll destroy..."? Who will destroy TPCG first, the new BGUB or TIG? Or will niether of them destroy TPCG and get thwarted by thier own stupidity? Or will thier stupidity actually work for the better for them? Find out in te next 6 action packed episodes in the "Pokemon Sucks" Saga! TO BE CONTINUED..........