Author Subject Riochet Regular and Chicken Master (8/30/00 9:51:37 pm) Fanfic 3 in Saga! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Yes, I am aware that it sez "Riochet" for my name...couldn't get it to change on this comp... Oh well. Enjoy!) Zacs' Return or... Three Men And A Switch. ----------------------- Zac: Now, here's a plan that'll really get you kickin'! (TIG look at Zacs' "Body Assimulater" and start kicking.) Tonic: Hey, you're right! Andre: How does it work? Zac: Andre, I all ready told you before I made it. Andre: I know, I was just reading the card. Zac: Oh. right, forgot about that. Anycase, this will allow us to change shape into a TPCG member! Tonic: Great! (Tonic walks in. Loud honking noises and stuff are heard. Tonic steps out and looks the same.) Tonic: Wow, it works! Zac: Oops, got it wrong. (At TPCGHQ, Shorty and Edge are on the couch.) Edge: Bored. Shorty: Bored. Edge: Hey...Shorty....what's that switch over there for? Shorty: What switch? (Edge points to a switch under the counter.) Shorty: Hey, you're right. What is that for? (Edge walks over to it and flips it. Nothing happens.) Edge: Huh. Does nothing. Shorty: No, it's there, it has to do something! We're gonna figure it out, and NOW! (Shorty runs over to the switch and flips it.) Shorty: We're goin' in! (Ami and Seven walk in.) Ami: Shorty, don't tell me you two are going in there to see what that switch turns on! Edge and Shorty: Okay.... (Later...) Shorty: We have to find what that switch does! Edge: Right! Shorty: I'm callin' Riochet to come help! (Riochet comes in the door.) Riochet: Okay guys! Here I am! Seven: Edge, why the hell is Riochet here? Don't tell me you three are going in the wall to find out what that switch does! Edge: Okay. (Riochet, Edge, and Shorty whip out sledge hammers.) Seven: Hey! I thought you said you wouldn't do it! Edge: You specifically said, "Don't tell me you three are going in the wall to find out what that switch does!" And I didn't tell ya! (Seven sighs and walks away.) Riochet: Ready men?! Shorty and Edge: READY!!! Riochet: Start sledgin'! (All slam sledge hammers into wall. Shorty jumps back and his hand is huge and red.) Shorty: OWW! Edge, you hit my hand! Edge: Well, Riochet hit MY hand! Riochet: Well, you guys don't even wanna know what you hit, Edge. All: Ewwww. (Later, Shorty has a ball of wires on his lap. He is hold the ends of two wires. He puts them together, and electricty flows through him, and we see his skeleton. He does this a couple more times. Edge runs down the stares with burn marks on him.) Edge: Shorty, we have some bad news. Riochet is stuck in the wall! Shorty: Okay, and the bad news? Edge: He's stuck in the wall AND singing opera! Riochet: (Muffled because of wall.) LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! POVERATI IS FAAAAAAT!!!! Shorty: Oh my God! This is an emergency! Seven: Are they always this dumb? (We see Edge running around barking, Shorty getting electracuted a few times and hear Riochet singing opera.) Ami: Well, usually they're stupid, but not like this. (Later, it's late at night. Everyone is in thier pajamas and still getting electrocuted, except for Riochet, who's waiting for an encore. Seven and Ami walk up to Shorty and Edge.) Ami: Time for bed guys. Edge: Okay... (Edge and Seven go upstairs.) Ami: Comin' Shorty? Shorty: Yep. (Shorty and Ami head upstairs. Shorty stops, and Ami continues walking.) Shorty: Goodnight, Riochet. Riochet: (Still muffled by wall.) Good night. (Shorty starts walking back upstairs, but stops and looks at the switch. He walks back to it and starts flipping it.) Shorty: What the hell does this thing do? (Scene changes to Sparkys' little house. The light is going on and off.) Sparkys' Mind: I have got to find out where that switch is!! (At TIGHQ....) Zac: Well, sorry guys. Looks like I can't do it. That's depressing. I'm no smarter than a newbie! Hougan: IIIIIIIIIIII dddddddddddduuuuuunnnnnnnoooooooo aaabbbbbooouuuuutttttt tttttthhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaatttttttttt. Zac: In anycase, I'm off to bed. (Zac runs away.) TO BE CONTINUED IN OTHER FANFIC......... COMMENT!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!