Author Subject Riochet Regular and Chicken Master (8/25/00 9:51:57 am) Big Honkin' Thingy! (Second Fanfic in saga!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Honkin' Thingy! ------------------ (At TIGHQ....) Soniprow: Wahahahaahahahahaahahahaha!!!!! Tonic: What is it, Soniprow? Soniprow: My creation! "Kablamo Bot 5000!"! (We see a big thingy made out of wood. A slight breeze comes in and it blows up.) Soniprow: See? That's where the kablamo comes in! Tonic: Riiiiight. On to Hougan. What do you have? Hougan: IIIIIIIII wwwwwwwaaaaaassssss sssssuuuuppppooooossssseeeeedddddd tttttoooooooo hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee ssssssooooommmmmmmeeeeettttthhhhhhiiiiiiinnnnnngggggg????? Tonic: Yeah, I told you last week to have some thing that could destroy TPCG. Hougan: HHHHHoooooooowwwwwww 'bbbbbooooouuuuuuutttt ttthhhhhhhiiiiiissssss ppppeeeeennnnnnccccccc- iiiiiiiillllllll? Tonic: Yes, we can give them lead poisoning! ...Wait, no we can't. Lexef: How about this disk throwing thing? (We see a huge robot that has wierd disk things.) Tonic: That's perfect! I didn't know you could make such a good robot! Lexef: I can't, I ordered it from "Insane Guy Who Can't Spell" magazine. Tonic: Oh well. (Back at TPCGHQ, everyone is watching Riochet and David TL play Marvel Vs. Capcom.) David TL: Who's Megaman? Riochet: A robot dude with a blaster on his arm. David TL: Who's Strider? Riochet: Annoying jackass with sword. David TL: Who's Captain Cammando? Riochet: Annoying jackass without sword but is cheap because he has friends to help him. David TL: Oh. Riochet: Well, some one can play for me, I'm going to nap. Edge: Ooh! Me! (Edge scoots down to the floor and picks up controller. At Riochets' room...) Riochet: Big honkin' nap time.... (Riochet yawns. A robot head appears in he window. Riochet doesn't care. Just as it's hand tries t grab him, Riochet gets up and walks away.) Riochet: I need food first. Robot: Shit. (TPCG go out side and go somewhere. Riochet sees a squirrel.) Riochet: Look! A squirrel! Shorty: Let's get'm! (Hawaii Five-O plays as Shorty grabs Riochet and shoves him into a tree.) Riochet: I have a head ache! (Seven and Edge hold hands.) All but Edge and Seven (Including the squirrel.): AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Seven: Shut up or I blast all of ye! (All shut up. The Robot comes out of no where and laughs.) Robot: Ha. Ha. Ha. And some more ha. Edge: Shit! Sonique: Hey, that's what I say! Shit! Robot: Super kablamoin' time. (Robot does nothing. Hawaii Five-O plays as Riochet gets out of the tree and touches the Robot. He's stuck to it.) Riochet: Well, this sucks. Ami: Well, it could be worse! You could be stuck to a giant robot and...wait... H. Mac: Where am I? Riochet: Power Rangers suck! Robot: No they don't! (Oil starts leaking from its' eye.) They rock! WAAAAAAAAH! (Riochet falls off the robot and it runs away.) Riochet: I always know how to beat robots! Shorty: You're supposed to stay in the tree! (Shorty puts Riochet back into the hole in the tree.) Riochet: Damn. Robot: I have returned. Now you play by my rules. TPCG: NO! Robot: Okay. (Robot walks away again.) Shorty: Don't let him get away! Ami: LET'S GO!!!!!! (All chase after robot and then stop.) Sonique: Why? Riochet: We're bored. Ami: LET'S GO!!!!! (All chase after robot again. Riochet spindashes it. It blows up and the fire chases TPCG.) Ami: LET'S GO!!!! (All run. No one stops. They jump into a plot hole and hide.) Riochet: Is it gone? Shorty: I think. Ami: LET'S GO!!!!!! (All run out and then stop.) H. Mac: Isn't this the part where we stop? Riochet: We are stopping! Ami: LET'S GO!!!!!!!!! (All run back to base. At TIGHQ...) Tonic: Dammit, you guys all suck! Even worse than me! Zac: Oh, shut up! You're only a newbie at evil! Let me make a plan! Tonic: Who are you?! Zac: I'm part of the original Idiot Gang! And I think newbies are gay! You're a newbie! Tonic: I know I'm gay! Zac: Eww...anyway, just let me make some plans, gayboy. Tonic: Fine. TO BE CONTINUED IN ANOTHER FANFICTION...........