A Fanfic that is REALLY OLD!!!!!!! Posted by Riochet on August 10, 2000 at 23:10:56 Okay...some of the ones who were here al lo-o-ng time ago may remember this at SonKnuck's site. So, with out further ado, here is the "lost" Fanfic....Enjoy! ----------- Hougans' Spaceship of Doom -------------------------------------- Part1:The Beginning --------------------------- (Hougan's in his quarters in the SSUB) Hougan:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr- rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AJ:(Comes in door) Hello, Hougan. Want to be smarter? Hougan:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. (Hougan steps in a tube) AJ:Andre? Andre:Yes? AJ:FLIP THE SWITCH!!!!!!! (Andre flips the switch) AJ:YEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hougan:LJLZNKncnoldkgjfjghldjghp;kjhfjp;dfjgp;djkgldkjghldkjg!!!!!! SaMaNtHa:Hkf;! l;dkf; ;gkdf;gkf glsgjkldjg dgfjkdflj!!!! [fldf'[gl L'gk gfk;dfg !!!!!! (Trans:Hey, he's talking like me!!!! I like it!!!!!!!!) Hougan:Ahhhhhhhhh... Hey... I'm not saying everything really long!!! I'm talking normal!!!! AJ:That's because I made you smarter! You were talking like that cuz you were stupider than...than...Cornelius!!! Cornelius:That hrt fl!!! (Trans:That hurt my feelings!!!) Hougan:I can do stuff now!!! Bye. I gotta go to Houganland. All but Hougan:Bye!!! SaMaNtHa:Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! :::We go to Play land::: (Riochet suddenly shudders) Rio:Why did you just suddenly shudder like that? Riochet:I don't know... End of Part1................. ----------------------------- Hougans' Spaceship of Doom --------------------------------------- Part2:Going to Houganland ----------------------------------- (Hougan gets into a plane) Hougan:Do, do, do... (Houagn flies off) Hougan:Stealing, stealing, stealing an a-airplane... (Hougan flies over Play Land) Rio:Hey... Riochet:...It's that scumbag... Sara:...Hougan!!! Riochet:HEY, DOOFUS!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A *&$%ING MORON!!!!!!!!! (The plan lands) Rlan:Oh here he comes. He's gonna act all tough. Hougan:What did you call me? Riochet:A *&@%ing moron. Hougan:You're gonna die. I got smarter because os of AJ. OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Riochet punches Hougan) Shorty:He might be smarter, but not tougher. (Hougan punches Riochet, and it doesn't hurt him) Riochet:And he's not stronger either. Hougan:I'm wasting my time here! (Hougan flies off) Shorty:What's his problem? Yer:Huh? Who? H.Mac:HEY!!!! WHO ARE YOU??????? Director:Yeah, who is this freak???? Yer:HEY!!!!! Censer:Excuse me directer, we can't allow that form of talking! Directer:I'll form of talk you!!!!! Riochet:Look, Yer is my cousin. And whoever this censer guy is, he's ruining H.Macs, SonKnucks, and my fanfics, so SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Censor:We can't allow that langauge. Riochet:SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Riochet throws a brick at the censer. He goes unconsience, and everyone throws him out) All:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Director:And...ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shorty: What's his problem? Yer:Huh? Who? Riochet:He's my cousin. H.Mac:Oh :::We now go to Houganland::: Hougan:THOSE MORONS!!!!! Wait... I'll make a A Super Ray gun, build a spaceship calling the "HDS" (Hougan Death Star) AND ZAP PLAY LAND, AND PARTY ISLAND!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hougan doesn't know that The Good Guy Ghost was watching him) Good Guy Ghost (GGG):Oh no!!! I've got to warn the peaple from Play Land, and Party Island!!! (GGG goes off to Play Land) GGG:PEAPLE!!! Sara:Who are you? GGG:I'm the Good Guy Ghost, or GGG. I was watching Hougan, and he seems to be creating a Super Ray gun to zap Play Land and Party Island!!!! All:OHNO!!!!! Yer:We gotta warn the peaple on Party Land!!!! Shorty: Yeah, who's the pilot? VectorMan:I will!!! H.Mac:Who's he? Riochet:He's a guy on my vidio games. H.Mac:Cool. (All go in plane except the GGG) Riochet:Aren't you coming? GGG:I'll come. I can fly you know. (All but GGG flies off. GGG disappaers) :::We know go to the HouganLand Woods::: (GGG suddenly appears) GGG:Hmmm, they don't seem to be here yet. :::We know go to the plane::: VectorMan:Uh, guys? 0All but VectorMan:What? VectorMan:So this "Hougan" charector doesn't know we're here, we'll parachute out and put the plane in nutral flight. Soneec:What? A plane can't stay in nutral flight!! VectorMan:It can... if it's a helicopter! (VectorMan pressess a button and the plan turns into a helicopter) All but VectorMan:Yeah! Cool! VectorMan:GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (VectorMan and the others jump out. They land in the HouganLand woods) GGG:Hi!! Rio:You look like Ickybod Clay on Clayfighter. GGG:That's because I am. Yer:Man, a whole bunch of stuff happens on your Island. Riochet:Yeah, that's what makes it cool. GGG:SonKnuck, YarHarHar, and Xythar should be coming soon. I told them about it. End of Part2........................ ---------------------------------- Hougans' Spaceship of Doom ---------------------------------------- Part3:D*mn Hougan!!! ------------------------------ Xythar:Hi everyone! Who are you two? (Xythar points at GGG and Yer) Yer:Um, I'm Riochets' cousin.... GGG:...And I'm the Good Guy Ghost, or GGG for short. SonKnuck: (Coldly) Hi Shorty. Shorty:(Cheerfully) What's wrong? GGG:Shutup! We gotta stop Hougan! All:Okay. (Our heroes go out of the forest and spy on Hougan) Hougan:Hmmmmmmmmm..... the engine in here...okay! I'm done! Now to put the Ray gun on top... (A robot puts the ray gun on the HDS) Hougan:And I'm done! (Hougan goes in the HDS) Rio:Aren't we going in with him? GGG:Yes...NOW!!! (GGG wraps his cloak around our heroes, and they disappear,and they reappear in the HDS) VectorMan: Cool! GGG:We gotta find Hougan!!! (The HDS takes off and in a few minuetes, it is in space) Hougan:Hehehehe...and now, to do something AJ and the others weren't smart enough to do (GGG comes in door) TO DESTROY PLAY AND PARTY LAND!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! GGG:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (GGG throws his ecto ball and it hits Hougan) Hougan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Sara:We have to destroy the controls! VectorMan:Leave that to me! (VectorMan's about to shoot the controls when a mini bomb hits him) VectorMan:OW! No! WARHEAD!!!!!!!!! WarHead:Yes, Vector. You turned against me. YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!!!! Riochet:Huh? Oh this guy. I've killed him millions of times. (Riochet jumps on WarHead and kills him) VectorMan:Thanks! Hougan:Hehe. I have the remote for the ray gun... (The remote disappears) Hougan:Huh? GGG:Now you don't! Hougan:Oh yeah? I got ghost friends of my own! BGG!! Get over here!!!! (Suddenly, a thing that looks like GGG appears, but instead of an orange head, he has a green head) GGG:AURGH!!! Bad Guy Ghost (BGG):Well hi, big bro! All but BGG and GGG:HUH??????? GGG:He's my evil twin. Sara:Oh no! Riochet:D*mn Hougan!!! GGG:I don't care if you're my brother...EVIL MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BGG:SAME TO YOU!!!!!!!!! Rio:Ohno. This ain't gonna be good. Hougan:I see they're too busy watching... DR:I'm not! (DR throws a forcefield around Hougan) Hougan:AURGH!! I DID'T HEAR YOU CHANGE INTO DOOMSDAY RIOCHET!!!!!!! DR:I don't need to say anything. End of Part3.............................. -------------------------------------- Hougans' Spaceship of Doom --------------------------------------- Part4: The Battle/The Final Chapter ---------------------------------------------- GGG:Die! BGG:Back at ya! GGG:STOP SAYING THAT!!!!! (The HDS suddenly shakes) All:AHHHHHH!!!!!!! GGG:The ships unstable!!! (Forcefield on Hougan goes out) Hougan:We have to get out! The ray gun might not work but...(pressess button) THE BOMBS DO!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! All but Hougan and BGG:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! (All but the enemies and BGG and GGG run to the mini-ship) Yer:What about... Sara:He'll be fine! (BGG and GGG are still fighting. Hougan goes in another mini-ship) GGG:I don't have to stand for this!! BGG:That's right! You can lie in death. GGG:Bye! (GGG disappears, and reappears in Hougans' mini-ship) GGG:Hello!! Hougan:What the... HOW THE H*LL DID YOU GET HERE?????? GGG:I can transport very well. Hougan:Auto-Pilot! You're gonna die pal! (Hougan throws a punch, but GGG disappears, and reappears behind Hougan, but Hougan doesn't know about it.) Hougan:RRRRR...huh? What? GGG:(Taps on Hougans' shoulder) Ahem? Hougan:What the...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ASTROID COLLISION!!!! If I don't kill you, that will! GGG:Well, not really. I'm already dead. I'm a ghost. So is BGG! Hougan:Gets jet pack gear on) Bye!!!!!!!! (Hougan flies away) GGG:Here's the transmission system...(Talks into transmission system) Guys, it's me! I got rid of Hougan! Lets destroy these bombs! (Our heroes destroy the bombs) All:YEAH!!!! WAHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Riochet:I GOT BEER!!!!!! All:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::We know go to Play Land::: Yer:Hey Riochet! This is a cool place! VectorMan:Sorry for intterupting, but, do you have any oil around here? Riochet:Yeah, it's in the robo-hut. There's even some robo chicks in there. (Riochets' note: "Chicks" in this instance means women) VectorMan:Oh, baby! (VectorMan runs to the robo hut) GGG:Cool party! I'm also at Party Lands' party right now! :::We now goto the Party Land Party::: GGG:I'm at the Play Land Party right now too! Xythar:Cool to have two ghost guys on our side... (DHM appears) DHM:Did I miss any thing? GGG:Hi Dark! DHM:Well, if it ain't GGG!! GGG:Are you at Play Land too? DHM:Just a minute...yes. GGG:Have a beer! DHM:(Starts crying) Thanks *sniff!* Man! :::We now go to the Play Land party::: H.Mac:Hey, Dark Hyper Mac!! GGG:Have another beer man! DHM:Thanks. Riochet:Wait, you two know each other? DHM:Yeah, we go back a long ways... Ice cream guy:Get your ice cream!!!... Riochet(Takes a leap of faith to the ice cream trailor) Oh yes! GOD!!! GIVE ME ICE REAM!!!! Ice cream guy:Hmmm, you are th... Riochet:(Punches Ice cream guy) SHUTUP!!!!!! ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE!!!!!! All:YAY!!!! :::We now go to Hougan::: Hougan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hougan looks down and sees a hot tar pit on Houganland) NO! NOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! :::We now go to the SSUB::: AJ:D*MN HOUGAN!!! THOSE ISLANDS AREN'T DESTROYED YET!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!! THE END!!!!!! Andre:But not for long! Rio:It is for now, you moron!! Andre:No...YOU MORON!!! (Riochet and Riot come out of the shadows) Andre:YOU...Um, uh...Hi guys!... (All jump on Andre and beat him up) Andre:OW! AH! CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!! H.Mac:Uh, like we said: THE END!!!!!!!