Riochet THE OOZE!!! {FANFIC} Fri Apr 16 22:15:53 1999 THE OOZE!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ {You may not know all the charectors.} Rio: Hmmm. Boring. Riot: So...so.. tired... Riochet: WILL YOU TWO SHUT-UP????? Rio and Riot: O.k.!!! {Door-bell rings.} Riot: I'll get! {Door opens, and hits Riot. Shorty is at door.} Riot: Oof! Shorty: Hi! I brought everyone else! {All the others come in.} Riochet, Rio, and Riot: Hi! :::We now go to SaMaNtHa's Under Ground Super Stupid Base!::: AJ: Yes, yees, YEHAHAHA!!! Andre: Is it just me, or is he going insane? SaMaNtHa: Jlgdflgkfdkfg gfkofg flflfdlss'gfl,gf! {Translation:Why don't we make an Ooze to destroy them?} AJ and Hougan: WHAT??? Andre: She said, 'Why don't we make an Ooze to destroy them?' AJ: BRIALLIANT! { AJ starts to make Ooze.} AJ: YEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hougan:I think he's starting to get mental problems. TO BE CONTINUED.... Will Hougan stay sane? {Riochet,Rio,and Riot: Yeah Right.} Will the Ooze take over the world, and mak it Anti Sonic Adventure? All this and more on: The Ooze Part 2!!! Riochet The Ooze {FANFIC} Part 2! Sat Apr 17 10:20:51 1999 Last time on the Ooze: SaMaNtHa: kdf;oiwqejq3ewqedjf {Translation: Why don't we create an ooze?} AJ: YEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hougan: I think he's starting to have mental problems. ----------------------------------------------------------- SecMan: Hey, I'm board. I know! Let's shoot some birds! Riot: Is it still hunting season? Zac: Who cares? {All run out the door.} ::: We now go back to the Super Stupid... what ever.::: AJ: Hehehehe... the Ooze is created! {AJ sets the the Ooze on the table, but it walks about an inch, and it dies.} Hougan: Ha,Ha,Ha! SaMaNtHa: kacuHQKERGHQADFKJHEKFALKJEFKJDFGSAKJWQE {Translation: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! AJ: Crap. {Examines ooze...} Hmmm... it is lacking the nessacery DNA. Andre: Why don't we get DNA samples from the good guys? AJ: Shut-up! But, that is a great idea! Hehehe... {Meanwhile, our heroes are shooting birds.} H.Mac: Hey, look at that one! Shorty: Yea...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! { Shorty falls, and soon, all fall.} AJ: Heres our chance! {Starts to take DNA samples.} The never surrenderness of Riochet... The creativeness of Shorty... The smarts of Zac... The strength of SecMan... And finally.. The leadership of... H.MAC!!! HAHAHAHA!!! SaMaNtHa: lr;gg;ret el;lkefrlkr {Translation: Let's go!} Hougan and AJ: WHAT??? Andre: She said: Let's go! AJ: Uh, I knew that! {Bad guys leave.} Shorty: Uhhh. What happened? Riochet: I dunno. SecMan: I know! Let's hit each other with baseball bats! All: YEAH!!! ::: Back at enemies base.::: AJ: Yes.. THE OOZE IS FINALLY CREATED!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!! NOW GO, OOZE... TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! TO BE CONTINUED... Will the ooze take control of the world? Will SecMan stop thinking all these crazy ideas? All this and more... omn The Ooze Part 3!!! Riochet {If any-one cares...} THE OOZE! Part 3 Fri Apr 23 17:33:26 1999 We rejoin our heroes in: The Ooze! Part 3! _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- AJ: Good! It works! Now I just have to call up Zac. {AJ calls Zac.} Zac: Hmmm, phone's ringing... excuse my gu.... SecMan: HA,Ha!!! {SecMan hits Zac with baseball bat.} Zac: OWWWWW! {Falls unconsience.} All:Ha,ha,ha!!! AJ:Hmm, no answer. Oh well, gotta go back to demolishing that cursed H.Mac and those other idiots! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hougan: Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeple! There is a meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesege! {All look at message.} Andre: It says: AJ, SaMaNtHa, Andre, Hougan, and PotatoMan: Help! I have been hit in the head by an idiot. I think his name was SecMan. Anyway..... And it ends there. Potato Man: I luuv sammanta! Hey, sammanta! Let's go to the back of the base! SaMaNtHa: ksfdvhkjakijfioalxajkjksdkjfdgbhgZDgjDSBJK!!! {Translation: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE eveybody!!!!!!!!!} AJ:Right... you do that. But now.. I gotta take over the world! Meanwhile, back at our heroes base... Riochet: Ok, I'm gonna ask you one more time pointdexter... WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON???!!!! Zac: You guyses! H.Mac:WE WANT THE TRUTH!!! SecMan: Yeah! Zac:If you must know... AJ. H.Mac: THAT'S IT!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!! AJ:{Busts through door, and he is also holding the ooze.} I would't do that if I were you. All but the bad guys: What? TO BE CONTINUED.......... Will our heroes stop AJ from releasing the ooze? Will AJ succeed? All this and more, on: THE OOZE! PART 4!!!! Riochet The Ooze!! Part 4 {FANFIC} Mon Apr 26 22:11:50 1999 We rejoin our heroes in: The Ooze!! Part 4!!! Note: You might not know some charecters. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Good guys:HOLY CRAP!!! {Amy busts through window.} Amy:I LOVE ANDRE!!!!!! All but Amy and Andre:YUCK!!! Amy:Prick you! SecMan:Ooh, good comeback. Riochet:Hey, that's my line! SecMan:Oh, sorry. Zac:{Whispering} He..he.. nows my chance...he...he. ChrisF:Yo, goober shut-up!! Jonathon:Yeah, shut-up! Riochet:Hey, guys! How did you get here? ChrisF:We rode our motercycles,and... Jonathon:...And we brought bikini girls! All the guys:COOL!!! {Suddenly, Kim busts through window} Kim:I...like...love Hougan. All but Kim and Hougan:YUCK!!! AJ:Shut-up, all of you! I am now holding a tube of the ooze, and if I release it, it will eat all of you good- dooers! YEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... OW! {AJ drops tube and someone from the shadows takes it.} All:Ooooh...ahhhhhh...oooh...ahhhh... Someone from shadows:Shut-up!!! Riochet:Hmmm.. how do I remember that voice? Another voice:Quit annoying me Kelsey! Riochet:Kelsey??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO BE CONTINUED... Will we meet any more peaple from Riochets life? Will SonKnuck ever get featured in my FAN-FIC? Will Kelsey release the ooze? And who is that other voice? All this and more on: The Ooze!! Part 5!!! Riochet The Ooze!! Part5 {FAN-FIC} Tue Apr 27 18:04:45 1999 Now we rejoin our heroes in: The Ooze!! Part5!! ____________________________________________________________ {Voice comes out of shadows.} Voice {Kelsey}:Well, well, Riochet. Riochet:Oh crap. {Another person comes out of shadows.} Other voice {Chelsey}:You all must obey us! H.Mac:O.k., you had your fun, now give us the ooze! Kelsey:What? My fun has just begun! HA,HA! AJ:I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree with *sigh* H.Mac. SecMan:Wow, there's a first! Shorty:Hey, where's SonKnuck? Riochet:Gnoi! All but Riochet: WHAT??? Riochet:Oh, I say that when I'm confused. SecMan:Wait a minute! That's not Riochet! {SecMan rips of mask.} All:*GASP* IT'S HOUGAN!!!! Shorty:{Huddled in corner.}We'reallgonnadiewe'reallgonnadie Hougan:Yes, it is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... {Three hours later....} ...eeeeeeeeeeee!! {Real Riochet punches Hougan.} Riochet:Eat that imposter! {ChrisF and Jonathan punch Hougan.} ChrisF and Jonathon:Yeah, no one messess with my friend!! Hougan:OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! You broke my spiiiii... {All punch Hougan.} AJ:O.k. but... NOOO! MY OOZE!! {The ooze spills out.} The Ooze:Blah,ha,ha,ha!!! All:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Andre:AURGH!! IT"S GONNA EAT US!!! {The Ooze swallows every one. Plus, it's 10 minutes later.} Zac:Uhhh... where am I? And why am I tied to a chair? {All wake up.} H.Mac:Yeah, where are we? Riochet:Uh-oh. All but Riochet:Uh-oh??? Riochet:Ok, guys, you are not going to belive this. We are now in The oozes stomach, and also a vidio game!! All:HUH??!!!! AJ:Oh, I have to take credit on this one. When I created this, it would eat its victem, and transport them to this! TO BE CONTINUED.... Will our heroes survive this ordeal? Will SonKnuck ever be featured in the FAN-FIC? All this and more, on... The Ooze!! Part6!! Don't miss it! Riochet The Ooze!! Part6 {FANFIC} Thu Apr 29 21:03:49 1999 Now, we rejoin our heroes in: The Ooze!! Part6! ------------------------------------------------------------ SonKnuck:How are we gonna get out of here? All but SonKnuck:Huh??? H.Mac:How did you get here?!? SonKnuck:Why? Where am I? SecMan:Well, you just missed the big show! First, we met a whole bunch of idiots that Riochet knows... ChrisF, and Jonathon:HEY!!! SecMan:...Sorry, like I was saying, then, they ooze came out of a tube, and ate us, and now, we're here! Zac:Could someone untie me? Hougan:Everyone, pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! SecMan:We have to get out of here. ...AJ?? AJ:Um..uh...I...uh... I only programmed it in, I don't have the game! Riochet:Guys! SonKnuck:Hey, listen! An old guy's talking! Riochet:HEY! How old are you???!! I'm only ten! YOU CALL THAT OLD???????? Jonathon:Yes. Riochet:Like I was saying, I have this game. It is REALLY hard. I only know how to beat the first, and second levels. H.Mac:Hey, where are Rio and Riot? Zac:Yeah! And could someone untie me? Riochet:ChrisF is Riot, and Jonathon is Rio. All:Oh. :::We now go back to the regular world.The Ooze is mumbling. ::: The Ooze:Man, what did I do? Oh no. I ate my creator! Noooooooooooooo- wait, I was created by the Sega Technical Instetute! Hey, a car! {Thinking:} Hmmm... I wonder what a car tastes like? Only one way to find out! {The Ooze eats car.} :::We now go back to The Oozes stomach::: Shorty:{Huddled in corner:} We'reallgonnadie,we'reallgonna- die... H.Mac:Wait, I hear something! {Car comes into stomach, or the ''GameWorld.''} Zac:Hey, is anyone listening to me? SecMan:Hmmm.. what will we do with a car? Riochet:I got an idea! TO BE CONTINUED... {What is Riochets plan? Will our heroes start the game? Wher's SaMaNtHa, and Andre? All this and more, on: The Ooze!! Part7! Don't miss it!}