Riochet Maximum Carnage Part1 Sun Jun 13 13:59:30 1999 Maximum Carnage --------------- Part1:The Beginning ------------------- (The Time: June 30, 200. The Place: Riochets' House, Downstairs. Lets join our heroes, being bored) H.Mac:(Looking through games) Jeez, Riochet! I haven't heard of half these games! Rlan:(Holding up game) Yeah! I mean has anyone heard of "Gadget Twins"? Riochet:Hey, don't knock it till ya try it. My cousin is twelve years old, and this is favorite game I have! SecMan:Let me try... (Five minuetes later...) SecMan:DIE THUMP!!!!!! (mechatails comes down stairs) mechatails:What's goin on down here? Rio:SecMan's playing an addicting game. My favorite is "Clayfighter"! SecMan:DIE EVIL FISH!!!! Riochets'Mom:Johnny! Riochet:Yeah? Riochets'Mom:Chris's here!!! Riochet:what? Hougan:Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H.Mac:What happened? Riochet:Hougan's here. All but Hougan: *GULP!* Hougan:(Puts on mask) I am a figment of your imagination!!! SonKnuck:Hey, get outta there! Hougan:No. I don't have to!!!!! Riochet:(Picks up dart gun) I'll get him outta here. SecMan:With a dart gun? Riochet:Yeah. If he gets hit by one, he goes insane. Obsevere: (Riochet shoots a a dart at Hougan) Hougan:AHHHHHHHHHH!!! OW! OW!! Blood,blood!!!! I'm dieyng!!! All but Hougan:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Rlan:Now, if you wan to be here, play in the yard!! Hougan:But, the dogs!!! SonKnuck:Man, you must be a wimp! Those dogs are nice!! (5 minuetes later, Hougans' trying to get in) Hougan:LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA TELL MY MOM!!!!! H.Mac:So? (10 minuetes later, Hougan leaves) SecMan:Finally! Rio:He wasn't here just to annoy us. All but Rio:HUH?!?!?!?!?!? Rio:He was here to get information!!! End of Part1.... TO BE CONTINUED............. Riochet Maximum Carnage Part2 Mon Jun 14 11:25:36 1999 Maximum Carnage -------------- Part2: The Information is Recieved ---------------------------------- Riochet:What?? He's too stupid for that! :::We now go to Hougans' house::: Hougan:MOM!! I'm going to my room!!! Hougans' mom: Good for you.... (Hougan is in his room) Hougan:Hi Kim! Kim:Hi Chris. Where are you going? Hougan:To The SSUB!!! Kim:Okay. Why? Hougan:I got some information from the Anti Anti SA! I gotta get it to the SSUB! Kim:Can I come? Hougan:Yes. (Our enemies are in the tubes to the SSUB) Kim:Why are we doing this? Hougan:Isn't it obvios? TO GET RID OF OUR ENEMIESSSSSSS!!!!! Kim:Oh, yeah. I forgot. :::We now go the SSUB::: AJ:He better get that information!!! SaMaNtHa:Yklflsd sdkfjl;dfjklkds flkjsdflkdsf sdflkjsfl lsdfjm sdfk;; s;df;f!!! (Trans:Yeah, and I want my pie!!! AND NOW!!!!!!!) PotatoMan:Lerx gu too th baack o te baase! (Trans:Lets go to the back of the base!) Corneilius:Let mee joon! (Trans:Let me join!) (Corneilius, SaMaNtHa, and PotatoMan go to the back of the base to have sex. Andre:Why can't I get guys...uh...girls like that? AJ:Yuck. Probly 'cuz you're a moron. Oh, here comes Hougan Hougan:Oh, hi. (Opens cloak and Kim comes out) Meet my little friend!!! AJ:Yuck. Kim:Like, uh, hi!!! End of Part2............. TO BE CONTINUED............... Riochet Maximum Carnage part3 (Fanfic) Sat Jun 19 20:23:26 1999 Maximum Carnage -------------- Part3: Evil Pat Sajak -------------------- Narrator:When we last saw our heroes, Hougan went to the SSUB for the special information AJ needed to make something, and SaMaNtHa, Corn, and PotatoMan Did stuff behind the base, and Hougan introduces Kim to AJ. And now... Hougan:Now that I got theeeeeeeeeeee infoooooooooo what are weeeeeeeee going to doooooo with ittt?????????/ AJ:I will make an evil clone of a TV charector so beloved, no one will guess he works for me!! Zac:And who's that? AJ:PAT SAJAK!!!! YEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Amy:Hi, loverboy! AJ:HUH? Amy:Where's Cornelius? AJ:He's going at it with SaMaNtHa and PotatoMan! Amy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! With another guy??? WAH!!! (Starts crying) Andre:There, there. I know how ya feel... Amy:You do? Andre:Yeah. Lets go to my room and talk about it. Amy:Okay. Censor:Cut! That's plain disgusting! (We go on with the fanfic, ignoring him) AJ:Yuck... Censor:I SAID... (A message drops, that says "An hour later") AJ:Yes!! YEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! He is created!!!!!!! Censor:Hello?! I said cut!! (They ignore him) (Evil Pat Sajack (EPS) stands up) EPS:RIOGANS' WORD IS LAW! Censor:I said cut!!! AJ:Yes! I better show the master! Censor:"The master"? Isn't that a little too sexist? (We still ignore him. AJ shows EPS to Riogan) AJ:Isn't that great? Censor:Look, this isn't a porn flick! We don't say stuff like that! (They continue on) AJ:That's what I thought. Should I send it against the Anti Anti SA? Riogan:Yes. AJ:EPS, GO DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! EPS:(Flies off) YES MASTER. End of Part3....................... ---------------------------------- Censor:Finaly! Now, we need some morals here, at this palce... (As Censor talks Riochet Rio, and Riot dump ice cold Gatorade on him) All but Censor:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Censor: I'll get you.... Soneec:Not likely!! (Soneec throws Censor out) Riochet Maximum Carnage Part4 (Fanfic) Fri Jun 25 12:36:11 1999 Maximum Carnage --------------------- Part4:The Cloning -------------------- SecMan:BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H.Mac:You said it. Rio:(Sarcasticly) No, I thought I said it. (Doorbell rings) Riochet:I'll get it... (A minuet later) Riochet:Hey everyone, meet Pat Sajak! Pat Sajak (EPS):Hello SecMan:So, what brings you here? EPS:(Arms turn into machine guns) TO KILL YOU!!!!!! All but EPS and H.Mac:*GASP* Shorty:(Huddels in corner) We'reallgonnadie,we'reallgonnadie.we'reallgonnadie.... (Rio faints) H.Mac:Don't worry...(Takes mechatails' fire blaster) mechatails:HEY!!!!!! H.Mac:I'll give it back... (H.Mac shoots EPS with the fire canon. EPS leaves) EPS:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::We now go to the SSUB::: EPS:...And that's what happened! Riogan:Hmmm,one can't win a battle by him/herself...I tell ya what...(Makes a list and gives to EPS) retrieve these people and make an army. EPS:(Looks at list) Yes, master. (EPS flies off to Bob Barkers house/mansion) Bob:Nothing like Foldgers in your cup. EPS:(Breaks through a roof) You're coming with me!!! (EPS takes Bob to the SSUB. We now go to Alex Trebecks' house/mansion. Alex is sleeping) Alex:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (EPS bring Alex to the SSUB) :::We now go to the SSUB::: AJ:Why, hello, my gameshow hosts... Alex:Shut the f*ck up you...you... AJ:Genuise? Bob:Of all the years I've lived (Note: That's about 60-80 some years) I've never seen such disrespect! AJ:What's wrong, old man? glasses aren't working right? Bob:WHAT THE H*LL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???????? Alex:I'm gonna sue you for all your money! AJ:That's where you're wrong, my gameshow host friends... Alex:You're friend? I don't even know you,@$$hole!!!! (AJ clones Alex, and Bob) Evil Alex Trebeck (EAT):Master Riogan, what shall we do to make your life easier? Evil Bob Barker(EBB):Yes, what? Riogan:Get everyone on TV, and form an army with him (Points to EPS) AND DESTROY TSPG!!!!!! All evil clones:Yes master. (The evil clones fly off) End of Part4.................. TO BE CONTINUED........................... Riochet Maximum Carnage Part5 Wed Jun 30 14:10:04 1999 NOTE:This part of my fanfic was created when the Anti SA was at large. So if it seems a little outdated, sorry. ------------------------------------------------- Maximum Carnage -------------- Part5:The Invasion ------------------ (One by one, our beloved TV people have been cloned. We now go to our heroes,who are at H.Macs' house, when they notice everyone on TV disappears) Soneec:This is F***ing s***!!!! Riochet:I'm going nucking futz!! mechatails:Yeah! Now all that's left are these cheap cartoons! (Our heroes look at the TV, and the theme to "The Flinrocks") Note: I made up the Flinrocks. H.Mac:Clearly, something's wrong here! There is no such thing as "The Flinrocks"!! Director:CUT!!! All:WHAT?! Director:Now, Hyper Mac, is thatin the script? H.Mac:Hmmmmmmm...let me see (Flips through script) Director:IT ISN'T!!! H.Mac:So what? It isn't real! (Director gives H.Mac the evil eye) Riochet:(Shielding eyes)AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE HORROR!!!! STOP IT, PLEASE!!!!!!! H.Mac:Uh...sorry. Director:Okay...and...ACTION!!!!!!!!!! H.Mac:Clearly, something's wrong here! What happened to our favorite TV actors?... Riochet:...And actressess?! All:THE ANTI SA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::We now go to the SSUB::: AJ:Now, master, may I present to you...THE EVIL CELEBERTY ARMY!! (ECA) (We now see the whole ECA, lead by EPS) Evil Ricki Lake (ERL):It's clobbering time!! (Phone rings. Riogan picks it up) Riogan:Hello? Person on phone (SecMan):(Calmly) Can I talk to the leader of the ECA? Riogan:(Hands phone to EPS) It's for you. EPS:Hello? SecMan:LOOK YOU F***ER, WHERE DO YOU GET OFF TAKING AWAY OUR ACTRORS?... Riochet:(In the distance)...And actressess? EPS:Hey, you shutup!! (Evil Sally Jesse Rapheal takes the phone and crushes it) EPS:I say we attack them! Riogan:Go on. (ECA flies off) Hougan:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr? Riogan:What? 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(Trans:Did you know we're killing them two ways?) Riogan:Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...you're right!! (Starts laughing) Andre:Why's he laughing? AJ:Because Hougan had another s***y idea. He only likes him because he's a half clone of Hougan. SaMaNtHa:Hlkgf! jdlsdjf gfkjdfgljg!!!!!! (Trans:Uhoh! Somebodys' jeolous!!!!!!) AJ:I'M NOT JEOLOUS!!! I'M JUST...um...EXHUBERANT!!! Zac (DZ): You have no idea what that means, do you? AJ:Right. End of Part5................................. --------------------------------------------- Maximum Carnage ------------------------ Part6: The Battle/The Big Question ----------------------------------------------- Riochet:DIE!!!!!!!!!! E.P.S:No, you!!!! Riochet:Oh yeah? Dommsday Riochet, COME OUT AND FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Riochet turns into Doomsday Riochet, or DR) DR:YAHOOOOOOO!!!! (DR punches E.P.S. All of a sudden, a mysterious person in a cloak sends the E.C.A running. DR turns back to Riochet) Rio:Hey, who are you??? (Person takes off cloak, and turns out, she is Riochets' old girlfriend) Rio:I still have no clue who you are. Riochet: H-Holy crap. It's Sara!!! SaraG:Oh,hi John. ECA:We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (Five hours later) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Shorty:Ohno! They've been Hougan-fied!!! SaraG:Who's Hougan? Shorty:He's Riochets' old enemy. SaraG:Who's Riochet? Riochet:Me. SaraG:Oh John's Riochet. SecMan:Bye...forever. (All watch as SecMan runs away) H.Mac:We need a plan!!! (All run to Riochets' house) :::We now go to Riochets' house::: H.Mac:So that's the plan!! Rio:Okay! (As our heroes start to go, Riochet kneels in front of Sara, and shows her a small box) mecha tails:RIOCHET!! COME ON!! Riochet:Just a minute. Sara, we haven't seen each other in person for 5 years, but... (Opens box, and there is a ring in it) Will you marry me??? All but Riochet:*GASP!* End of Part6........... ------------------------- Maximum Carnage ------------------------ Part7:The Answer ----------------- SaraG: You don't have to ask. (Takes ring and puts it on her finger) Just think of me as Mrs. Sara Behle!!! Riochet:WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I AM COOL! I AM COOL!! Shorty:Who's the best man? Riochet: Well, my best friend, Rio! Rio:YEAH!! Riochet:Shorty, you're the ring bearer! Shorty:Okay! H.Mac:When's the wedding? SaraG(Soon to be just Sara): July 4th! :::We now go to the SSUB, where AJ is watching through a telescope::: AJ:This is perfect! I could get the ECA to attack those lovebirds!!! (AJ tells Riogan) Riogan:That's a better idea than yours, Hougan! Hougan:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDoooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Soon, it is the 4th of July.) Riot:Almost time for fireworks! Rio:And the wedding!! (Shorty brings the ring) Paster:You may now say your vows (They say their vows) Paster:You may now... (ECA busts through door) EPS:...KISS YOUR LIFE GOODBYE!!! (Riochet throws blade at ECA. They run away) Paster:Like I said, You may kiss the bride!!! (Riochet and Sara kiss. Fireworks go off) Riochet:Now, let's get that ECA!! Sara:What about the honeymoon? Riochet:We''ll do that tomarrow. (All go to destroy the ECA) :::We go to the SSUB::: Sara:I've never been...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Riochet:What's wro...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! End of Part7.......................... ------------------------------------ Maximum Carnage ------------------------ Part8: The End/Epelouge --------------------------------- SaMaNtHa:JHHlkjjsdfjklsdflk sdjfljg jlfgjg kfgkldg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Translation:You'll never get past here!!!) H.Mac:Yeah we will! (H.Mac punches SaMaNtHa) Riochet:Dear god no. (All see all of their favorite celeberties chained im tubes. Our heroes get them out) Sally J. Reapheal:Thanks! (All go to the ECA. All the celeberties beat up thier evil clones) Rio:Now that thier're finished, let's destroy the other enemies! Voice:That will be impossible! H.Mac:Okay, Riogan, show yourself! Voice (AJ):No, I made him stupid again. I will always be the enemy behind it all. Riochet:Oh yeah? Doomsday Riochet, COME OUT AND FIGHT!!!! (Riochet turns into Doomsday Riochet or DR. DR punches AJ) AJ:CRAP!!!!! Sara:Go Johnny! (A whole bunch of SaMaNtHas come out. The others easily destroy them.) Rio:Ohno! He needs help!! Super Rio, COME OUT AND FIGHT!!!! (Rio turns into Super Rio, or SR) Super Rio (SR):DIE, AJ!!!!!! Hyper AJ:Huh? Two of them? I can destroy them! DR:Not likely! (DR kicks Hyper AJ) Hyper AJ:AURGH!!!!!! SR:Hmmm.. Super sucks. (SR turns into MEGA RIO!!!) Mega Rio (MR):Die, AJ!!!!!!!!! Hyper AJ:AURGH! Hyper Blast!!! (Hyper AJ zaps MR) MR:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! DR:Hey, no-one hurts my friend!! DOOMSDAY SWORD!!! (DR now has a sword. DR slices Hyper AJ. Hyper AJ turns back to AJ, and he runs away into a control room) AJ:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (DR and MR turn normal) Sara:Ohno! What are those creatures? Shorty:SaMaNtHa flies. SaMaNtHa fly1 (SF1):Jljlkjljdf!!! (Trans:Buzzzzzzz!!!) SF9:Jljlkjljdf jgg! (Trans:Buzzzzzzz too!) (Our heroes destroy the SaMaNtHa flies) H.Mac:Jeez, doesn't it ever end?!?!?! (Robots come out. Our heroes destroy them) AJ:I'm outta here!! (AJ flies to Hougan/SaMaNtHa land. Every one gets out.) Shorty:Finally! Riochet:Lets get outta here! (Our heroes go to Play Land for the party, and Sara and Riochets' honymoon) :::We now go to Play Land::: Rio:(Watching Riot slugging a beer) Chug! Chug! Chug! Riot:(Drunk. He approches Soneec) Hi pretty lady. Wanna gota mya house? Soneec:(Slaps Riot) No, freak!!! :::We go to Riochet and Saras' hut::: Riochet:Great party, eh? Sara:Yeah. Hey isn't that your friend Riot, drunk? Riochet:Probly. (Riochet and Sara kiss) :::We now go to Hougan/SaMaNtHa land::: AJ:No,no,no... Corneilius: Don't worry AJ. We'll get 'em next time... (The "The Spy Who Loved Me" theme plays.) Narrator: And here is the epelouge: Riochet and Sara stayed married, and they now live on Play Land. AJ and his team now live on Hougan/SaMaNtHa land, and they are making a new SSUB because the old one burnt to the ground. And now, this is.... ---The End!!!--- _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_Scenes from my next fanfic: "Strange..."-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Rio:Hmmm, that's strange...the SSUB isn't destroyed! Sara:We've got to get to this SSUB!! Riochet:HELP!!!!!!! SonKnuck:What was that noise??? Shorty:More SaMaNtHas??? Andre:Hehehehehe...