Riochet Doom! {FAN-FIC} Sun Apr 11 14:04:20 1999 { Riochet and the others are watching TV.} Riochet: Boring. {Starts changes channel.} Zac: Don't change the channel to...... { Shorty changes channel to FOX.} Zac: ........... FOX. { SaMaNtHa enters.} SaMaNtHa: Poo Bums! jkhsdf;lrgj jffkk digvgjmg iflkcklg kdlk! { Translation: Poo Bums! You guys did't invite me!} H. Mac: Huh? SaMaNtHa: { Breaks into a song.} macointyus supd, mergs mewq wnt tyuyu eet logs o tosy........ { Translation: Macintosh stupid, makes me want to eat lots of toast........} { Hougan comes in.} Hougan: I'm Tinkey- Winkey! All: What? Hougan: From Telletubies? { All are silent, even SaMaNtHa.} Hougan: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! { All silent again.} SecMan: Uh hu. Listen, you shut-up and leave us alone so we can watch some TV. You to SaMaNtHa. SaMaNtHa: Poo Bums! wkgfkg dvdf wmngjkhg tu leeeev. { Translation: Poo Bums! We don't want to leave.} All: Crap. { Will SaMaNtHa leave, make sense, and stop saying 'Poo Bums?' Will Hougan stop saying 'I'm baaaaaaaaaaack, and stop saying he's a Telletubie? All this and more on Doom! Part 2!} THE END! Riochet Doom! Part 2 {FAN-FIC} Sun Apr 11 15:16:04 1999 LAST TIME, ON DOOM! PART 1: ----------------------------------------------------------- > Zac: DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO......... FOX. > SaMaNtHa: Poo Bums! > Hougan: I'm Tinkey- Winkey! ... From Teletubies? ------------------------------------------------------------ { Now, we rejoin our hero's in Doom! Part 2!} Shorty: { Huddeled in corner} We'reallgannadiewe'reall gannadie... Riochet: {Watching TV and changing the channels,} Boring! { Hougan starts walking around. Wores yet, he STILL thinks he's Tinkey-Winkey, from Teletubies!} Hougan: Tinkey-Winkey, Tinkle-Winkle! { All silent.} David the lurker: Shut-up Hougan. Riochet: {Turns off TV.} Huh? what's going on? Shorty: Oh, nothing really, Hougan thinks he's a Teletubie, and SaMaNtHa can't stop saying 'Poo Bums!' SaMaNtHa: Lutsdhsgkij leeeeeeeeeeeeeeev. { Translation: Let's leave!} Hougan: Eh-oh! { Hougan goes with SaMaNtHa.} Tinky-Winky, Tinkle-Winkle........... Zac: We have to get rid of them once and for all! Who's with me? Riochet: I'm in! Shorty: Me too! David the lurker: I'm in too! H.Mac: Count me in! { Kool-Aid guy busts through the wall.} Kool-Aid guy: OH YEAH! { All stare at Kool-Aid guy. He steps back.} Riochet: O.k., guys, get in the car, and I'm driving! Zac: No, I am! Shorty: HEY! Break it up! Since Riochet bruoght up the car idea, he get's to drive! TO BE CONTINUED............. { Will they get to FINALLY get to destroy Hougan and SaMaNtHa? Will Hougan stop thinking he's a Teletubie? All this and more on Doom! Part 3!} Riochet Doom! Part 3 {FAN-FICS} Mon Apr 12 17:43:20 1999 Last time time, on Doom! Part 3: > Riochet: { Flicking channels} Boring! > Hougan: Tinkey-Winky, Tinkle-Winkle....... ------------------------------------------------------------ Now, let's rejoin our hero's in Doom! Part 3. ------------------------------------------------------------ SecMan: Come on! Get in the car! {All drive off} Hougan: Tinkey-Winky, Tinkle-Winkle......... SaMaNtHa: kldjfosrg rutr djorigfoird. {Translation: Shut-up Hougan! Hougan: Eh-oh! { Our hero's car come right by SaMaNtHa. Shorty whips out a chain and hits SaMaNtHa.} Shorty: EAT THIS SaMaNtHa! SaMaNtHa: Poo Bums! { Shorty gives chain to H.Mac, and he hits Hougan with it.} H.Mac: Ha,ha! This is fun! Hougan: Eh-Oh! { They all get to an ocean.} Shorty: Oh smeg. { Hougan and SaMaNtHa suddenly fly away to a place no one but Hougan and SaMaNtHa has been... Hougan Land!!!!!!!} Riochet: Guys, get you're jetpacks! { All fly to Hougan land. As they get in the base, they find..........} H.Mac: HOLEY SHIT! SonKnuck has been captured! TO BE CONTINUED........... { Will our hero's get SonKnuck back? Will Hougan shut-up? Will SaMaNtHa make sense? All this and more, on: Doom! Part 4!} Riochet Doom! Part 4 {FANFIC} Wed Apr 14 20:48:08 1999 LAST TIME ON Doom! PART 3: > Hougan: Tinkey-Winkey, Tinkle-Winkle... >Riochet: Guys, get you're jetpacks! > H.Mac: HOLEY SHIT! SONKUCKS CAPTURED! ------------------------------------------------------------ Now we rejoin our heroes in: Doom! Part 4!! ------------------------------------------------------------ SonKnuck: Hey, guys! Think you can get me out? David the lurker: Sorry, we're on a special mission. Can't stop now. { All walk away.} SonKnuck: HEY! GUYS! WAIT! Oh well, better go back to my chicken-noodle soup. { Tastes soup.} Hey, what a rip-off! There isn't any chicken in this soup! {The others are walking through a hall.} Riochet: COOL! When we catch Hougan, I get to trow him in to a Mental Hospital? WHAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SecMan: Yeah, I guess you can. Shorty: Before we can throw any one into a Mental Hospital, we got to find them. All: Awwwwwwwww! { Riochet sees a TV, and he starts to change channel.} Riochet: Boring! Zac: Ah, thus siuks. All but Zac: WHAT DID YOU SAY???????? SecMan: Holy Crap! You're starting to talk like SaMaNtHa! Zac: WAAFBKADJFHOKSDFGHLDFHOAFVJLAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {Suddenly Zac turns completly evil, and even worse, he now spells like SaMaNtHa! Until he gets outside, he will be: Zacatha!!!! Zacatha: ypo;tr ksrf slfdk slkkfjf!!!!!! {Translation: You all must die!} { The effect starts going to Riochet, but this time, he will turn into:Riougan!} Riochet: Get...the.. TINKY!... gas...WINKY!...tank... { They all put gas tanks on, and Zacatha, and Riogan are vanquished!} Zac: WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA... Whew! I'm back! Riochet: So am I! {All hear laugh.} Shorty:I KNOW THAT VOICE ANY-WHERE Voice: Tinkey-Winky, Tinkle-Winkle... shorty: Not that one! { Another voice} Voice: klxclkdvnsl/vak;fgapdf;lfqflajrpoea; { Translation: MWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!} Shorty: That's the one! TO BE CONTINUED.................... { Will part 5 be the ultimate end????? Will they get back to Earth? Will anyone go back and help SonKnuck? All this and more on: Doom! Part 5!} Riochet Doom! Part 5 {FANFIC} Thu Apr 15 17:45:13 1999 LAST TIME, ON Doom! PART 4..... > Riochet: COOL! I get to throw Hougan in a mental hospital? WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! > Hougan: Tinkey-Winky, Tinkle-Winkle.... > SonKnuck: Could you guys help me? ------------------------------------------------------------ Now, we rejoin our heroes in: Doom! Part 5! ------------------------------------------------------------ {All hear rumbling sound.} H.Mac: What the hell? Zac: Whoa! Earthquake! Riochet:{ Looking out window.} HOLY CRAP! Houganland, and Sammyland are coming together! Shorty:We'reallgonnadie,we'reallgonnadie... {Rumbling stops, and to all thier fears, Sammyland, and Houganland are one! It will now be called: Samouganland! We now go back so SonKnucks jail.} SonKnuck: Oh god. SaMaNtHa: jllkwdgpefld';s;!!!!!! { Translation: Hougan, throw the switch!!!!!!} Hougan: { Goes up to SaMaNtHa} Tinkey-Winky, throw... SWITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SonKnuck: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TO BE CONTINUED....... { Will our heoes stop SaMaNtHa, and Hougan from taking control of SonKnuck? Will Hougan stop being Tinkey-Winky? All this and more, on: Doom! Part 6!} Riochet Doom! Part6 {FANFIC} The final chapter! Fri Apr 16 18:05:30 1999 LAST TIME, ON Doom! PART 5... > Riochet: HOLY CRAP! Houganland and Sammyland are coming together!!! > Hougan: Tinkey-Winkey, throw... SWITCH!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ We join our heroes on... Doom! Part 6 -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ SonKnuck: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! {Laser apers out of nowhere.} SaMaNtHa: ojirtoiyootrortoperaotgjoeijoetgjoe!!!!! {Translation: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!} SecMan: No-one hurts our friends! And SaMaNtHa, you're name ain't SaMaNtHa... {Pulls of mask...} YOU'RE ANDRE!!!! Andre: NO! Evrey-one now knows my terrible secret! Hougan: Eh... WHAT!!! YOU"RE ANDRE!!!!! Riochet: Hey, he's talking like a normal person! Zac: Yeah, you've been working with him! Andre: But, you peaple did't know, POTATO-MAN IS A REAL PERSON!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! SecMan: NO! SonKnuck: Well, could some-one get these shakels off me? {Zac unshakels him.} Zac: There ya go! SonKnuck: Thanks yo... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! { Potato Man busts through the window.} Potato Man: HA,HA,HA!!! Hougan: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ck! {All stare at Hougan.} SecMan: Shut-up. { SecMan punches Hougan.} All: Good work! Hougan: OW! You broke my nose but I'm Baaa- { Zac punches Hougan.} Zac: Like he said... SHUT-UP!!!!!!!!!! { All go at an all out war} David the lurker: {Whips out hammer.} DIEEEEEEEEEE!!! {David the lurker hits all enemies on the head.} Bad guys: Oooof! SecMan: Cool! Zac: Good work! Riochet: Yeah! THE END!!!!!!