Author Subject Lil Hedgie MARIO FREAK !!! posts: 219 (10/14/00 8:49:02 pm) Reply Profiles of school kids and other (READ TO LAUGH) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A TPCG FIRST!!!! PROFILES OF KIDS FROM MY SCHOOL AND OTHERS I KNEW WERE FUNNY ENOUGH TO ADD!!! here they are: DANNY: Stuff on him: Yes, the boy I've been talking about, DANNY!!!! My maniac brother is a big perv. He stares at girls a lot, some even look at him! (Heh...) When you say something that has to do with a hot girl, he will be there faster than you can say HANKYPANKYHANKYPANKYHANKYPANKY ..... Eight billion times. He enjoys car games like GTA 1 and 2. Will play Sonic games as long as it spoils him with CHALLANGES. and will stare at girls a lot. Ahhhh, a normal 15 year old. GOD BLESS HIM ^,^ Quote of the week: Oh look, a bugger fell up my nose MAGGIE: Stuff on her: Good ol' Maggie. We got a lot in common, we are both loony at times, ummm........we like candy a lot, and SHE DRAWS COMICS!!! YAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!! She's a maniac at time, but can be very kind, watch out for her pet dog Zelda, she's a lazy dog, may fall asleep on your foot..AHHH!!!!!!!!! Quote of the week: My dog is so dumb......she's not...smart...yeah...thats it... JANINE: Stuff on her: Whoooo, weee, she's a nut. Her nickname in my opinion is 'cheese girl'. She is UPSESSED with cheese. I mean REALLY. She wrote a story on 'King cheese from the valley of the motsarella'. Its funny. Heres a conversation: Maggie: Hey Janine: Hey Maggie: Did you hear the news? Janine: What? Maggie: King Cheese got run over by a car Janine: W-what? Lil: YEAH!! Hes DEAD now Janine: *Twitches* WHYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ain't that something. LOL! Quote of the week: Hi, I'm Babe The Pig, and I'm tired of this fucking slop!! *Imitates Cornholio* ROB: Stuff on him: He sits with me and 3 other kids on my lunch seat, hes the biggest perv around. When our table doesn't get called, everytime he goes "Son of a BITCH!" or "You FUCK" or "We are FUCKING starving over here"...you get the point, hes the funniest there, wearing sunglasses and acting all 'hip'. he makes me laugh all the time Quote of the week: Look at that girl, shes so HOT, look at HER, long legs, no glasses, no pimples, no freckals, clean face, soft and well-kept. Yes suree, shes a great package. Nice skin, big _MOUTH_, hahahaha DAN: Stuff on him: Not the Danny we all klnow and love *^,^* Hes more like Rob's bud. He sells candy for cash, I think $5 a PIECE *LOL* but he eats the candy and doesn't make people buy it, funny. Hes a great pervert like his good ol' friend, Rob and makes me laugh to. Draws stuff on classes, rarely get work done Quote of the week: Nah, I'm tired, thats enough getting in trouble for today DANIEL: Stuff on him: A lot of Daniels and stuff eh? Well, little in my opinion is known about him, but I added him in cause HE MAKES ME LAUGH!!! He curses a lot too...sad Quote of the week: Have you guys seen Danielle Depalma. She has fucking pointy ears. Like a fucking elf or fucking pixie. They're so fucking pointy. She could work for the fucking Keebler Elf *Laughs out loud* ANNOYIUM: Stuff on him: I don't know if thats his correct spelled name. Girls love him, hes a good athlete, and HES SHORT!!! He is known for that, but hes popular, BIG TIME Quote of the week: I BEAT YA I BEAT YA I BEAT YA I BEAT YA! *Jumps around the place* HAHAHA! FRANK: Stuff on him: Has anyone seen the movie "Remember the Titan"? If yes, do you remember that fat, white guy who was hyper and kind to everyone? Well, HE'S LIKE HIM EXCEPT LOONIER!! I mean REALLY. When he beats someone or does something hard, or easy and he thinks its a good accomplishment, he hops and runs around the place, arms WHIDE open, screaming "YIIIAAAA YEEEEAAAHHHHHH WAHOOOOOO!!" Isn't THAT weird. But hes a good student, helpful, but can get annoying at times. Did I tell you he sings and dances? JUST like that guy from the movie Quote of the week: HEY, ITS KAMELAS BIRTHDAY!! LETS SING!!! DEREK: Stuff on him: FUNNY GUY!!!! HE says gibberish and keeps pushing my seat with his feet cause he sits behind me in class...its funny, really. He laughs like a weirdo and laughs when I laughs. he loves to see people laugh by his practical jokes and stuff. Hes an excellent athlete, though hates to lose Quote of the week: Whazzup, BUDAS? KIMBERLY: Stuff on her: Little is known in my opinion of her. She's just annoying and a little touchy. Her nickname is KIM *HAHAHA* Quote of the week: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU BADLY!! I _HHHHAAATTTTEEE_ YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!! *Sobs* Thats all i got....FOR NOW =D Hope someone made ya laugh Da Chicken Master TPCG Minister of War posts: 123 (10/14/00 10:02:07 pm) Reply People I know! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All these people are in my class! Jonathon Kendrick: Nick-name: Jon. He's Rio! And, he's basically the "Pretty-Boy" of the class. He's athletic and junk, and he kicks people! Quote: "Nit-twit." Joshua Sarith: Nickname: Josh. He's Riot! He's in sixth grade but he's supposed to be in 8th or 7th grade. Plus, he's the tallest and stuff. Also, he's pretty dumb. Quote: "Chris smells bad." Chris Haugen: Nickname: Hougan. Yes, this is the same Hougan who posted at the Discserver board a year or two back. He's basically the ugliest, I repeat, UGLIEST in the class. He has warts on his hands, and his face is completely covered in pimples. He's also a big wuss. He has a annoying voice, and thinks he's stronger and better than everyone else, even though, as mentioned before, he's a wuss. Quote: (Ooo, many 'o these.) "Pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop!", "OWW!!!! YOU BROKE MY SHOULDER!!", "Oww, oww, oww.", (And most known by TPCG...) "I'm baaaack!" Justin Valenta: The athlete guy. He's also smart, but the only reason he does well in Football is because he cheats. Quote: "RE-KICK!" Chelsey Hagel: Jon's girlfriend. She acts stupid a lot. Quote: "And the thingy go BOOM!" There are others, but they aren't as interesting. Oh, and I also forgot... John Behle: Nickname: Johnny. ME!!!!! ME!!!!!! BOW TO ME!!!! *Ahem* As you can tell, dis is me. I am always ready with a joke/comeback. I weigh the most of the class, but not really fat, even though people call me fat. I am also the strongest. I also like to dance disco! ^__^ I am also the most creative, and most avid Sonic/SEGA fan. Quote: "Moo." Riochet, you ideal red hedgehog who's obssessed with chickens and making cow noises. He has put together some quotes for you. You may now nap. Time for a change, dontcha think? "I'd make everyone do my work, then, I'll take naps, and pretty much act like Shorty from TPCG! :b" --Riochet "That's easy....No, wait.... um, I guess it's NOT easy. Maybe put all the Sailor Scouts & Girls from Tenchi in a spaceship. Now, who would be the surivior(s)?" --Tonic "(Singing.) I am a little itty bitty dity-idiotic idiot!" --Rio "I don't wear underwear." --Riochet "SURVIVER!!!!...Sucks!" --Riot "Arse to alot of you." --Wetflame "my family line of dragons is STROOOOONG! and so am i (n/t) — Sparx T. Dragon, Sat Sep 23 04:07 — So is my coffee... (n/t) — Kulock, Sun Sep 24 03:02 —"--Sparx Dragon (The first bit.) And Kulock (The coffee bit.) "HUGBEES!" --Edge "Moo. Moomoomoomoomoomoomoomoomoomoo. Moo." --Riochet ""Pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop!"--Hougan, when he gets stupid. "Oh yeah? Well you like to fart, then you smell bad, and then you kiss Hougan, and then you run around yelling, then you moo, then you have a calf, and then you eat lotsa cheese, and yer breath smells bad, and then you fart." --Riochet "Once, I saw them making out, doing the hanky-panky!" --Riot Email: chicken_master@perfectchaos.zzn.com Website: None. Seven X The Resident Reploid Regular ! posts: 93 (10/14/00 11:11:06 pm) Reply God you should see this! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Germaine Glenda Pereira: A bloody bitch who acts nice to me in front of her mother and acts nasty in the school bus. Her singing sucks too, and she tells me not to sing! Quote: Stop singing, you're confusing me! Purselyn Tan: Good friend of mine. Very pointless but quite funny. Quote:YOU CRAZY IS IT!??WHAHAHAHAHAHA! Beatrice Gabrielle Alexandra Au Yong Ying San: Best friend. She draws anime and manga and writes good fics. We're part of a group called the SDCS. ShadowDragon ChaosSaints. Quote: SHIFUUUUUUUUUUUUU..... Grace Lee Shu Xian: Anudder of my best freinds. She also understands a little japanese and draws real good too. Also a part of SDCS. Quote: What? Pamela Loh: Very good friend and she's pretty too, if you're thinking of hitting on her. She draws Pokemon, and they actually look good(DAMN WHAT AM I SAYING?!) Quote: Really?! Keri-Ann Lee Keli: ANOTHER good friend. Draws Sailormoon. But its not that bad. Quote: Idiotic... AND ME! Bernadette Cynthia Elysabeth-Ann Lee. NOW you can see why I normally use Cynthia as my first name! Shit, who wants to be called Bernadette and Barney all the time!? Quote: Shifuu's not mad...she's fricking pissed off! Yep, das my school. Seven "To the person who ripped off my character: I know who you are, I know where you live. I have your number, and one day, when you least expect it, leave the house and I will hunt you down and kill you. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but when you least expect it, you're dead meat man. Watch out, the eyes of Seven are upon ya. Die." Aarunmexieu-Omega System Id Munkee Replacer posts: 59 (10/14/00 11:28:02 pm) Reply hm... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Due to the fact that I'm tired and I'd like to help my friends keep their their privacy, I'll just give you profiles on two best friends. Stephen- [Nickname- Stevos] I've known this guy since 7th grade (three years ago) and he is, hands down, the best friend I have out there. A quick wit and a generally nice attitude. If it wasn't for him, most likely I would not be here like this. He's the lazy ass bum I am, just more out-going... if that made any sense... Kelly- [Nickname- Smelly] I've know her since WAY begining of 9th grade (Little over a year now) and she's got to be one of the best people ever on this world. Nearly ALWAYS cheerful she could put me in a good mood just by being there. I've only seen her lose her smile twice and those were dark, dark, times... She's basicly a bigger lazy ass bum than me. She is basicly the one who conviced me to become a Vegan. Well, conviced doesn't sound right. More like she enlightened me on what really happens. Only one quote comes to mind at that really involves both of these people. It may be as funny written out, but it was the best then. They were have a little improv mock-fight about the scooter-riding kids over bike-riding kids. "Kelly: Yeah? Well, while the bike kids were at home playing video games the scooter kids were down in the artic... saving baby animals! Stephen: Yeah, I bet you raped the baby animals and killed them! Kelly: No, we raped the baby animals and threw back in the ocean!" That's all I could remember from it. N-E-Way, I'm on my lack-of-sleep natural high right now and I'm rambling. Blah blah blah. Celery Assualt is coming. Look out for Starving Monkey. System Id, "I'd make a good girl, but I make a terrible boy." "I'm not afraid of standing still | I'm just afraid of being bored | I'm not afraid of speaking my mind | I'm just afraid of being ignored || I'm not afraid of feeling and I'm not afraid of trying | I'm just afraid of losing | And I am afraid of dying || Without you yes I do and I hope that you do too | Without you yes I do | Without you yes I do and I hope that you do too | Without you yes I... || I'm not afraid of being sick | I'm more afraid of being well | I'm not afraid | Put the gun in my hand | I'm just afraid it will hurt like (hurt like) hell || I'm not afraid of screaming | and I'm not afraid of crying | I'm just afraid of forgetting | And I am afraid of dying || Without you yes I do and I hope that you do too | Without you yes I do | Without you yes I do and I hope that you do too | Without you yes I... || Fear of | Fear of | Fear of | Fear of || I'm not afraid of looking ugly | I couldn't care what they say | I'm not afraid of happy endings | I'm just afraid my life won't work that way || I'm not afraid of forgiveness | I absolve you everything | I'm not afraid of lying... | But I am afraid of dying || Without you yes I do and I hope that you do too | Without you yes I do | Without you all I do is sit and think about you | Without you yes I..." - 'Fear of Dying', by Jack-off Jill