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Jet Loco Radio 
Trippy Loco Whirlwind Thingie
Posts: 226
(3/10/01 8:56:37 pm)
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RPG BATTLE!!
Here's how you do this. I make up a enemy, and we have to fight it until someone is defeated. Feel free to addon any characters you like. There's no godmodding tho and you have to make up stats for yourself (Don't but put something like 9999999 HP or something. Be sensible peeps.)
One day, JLR was walking to TPCG HQ when all of a sudden everything turned dark!
JLR: Oh lord...
A giant, dark cloud appears and it has one red eye in the middle of it.
Cloud thing: HAHAHAHA!!
JLR: Ugh... what do YOU want?
Cloud thing: I want to destroy this world!
JLR: Why?
Cloud thing: Huh?
JLR: Well, you gotta be destroying this world for some reason, like do you have a history of bad things happening to you in this world?
Cloud thing: No.
JLR: Is there someone you hate?
Cloud thing: No. I hate everything good.
JLR: I see. What's your name anyway?
Cloud thing: I am CLOUD THING!!! *thunderclap*
JLR: Riiiight, well I won't let you destroy this world.
Cloud Thing: Stop me!!
JLR: Alright, you'll be sorry...
*RPG BATTLE START*
Jet Loco Radio
Type: Reploid/Spirit/Light/Goth
HP: 670/670
M(agic) Points: 70/120
Status: Annoyed (cause he has to destroy Cloud Thing all of a sudden)
Weapon Equipped: Starbuster
Armor: A heavy black t-shirt, baggy black pants, and some black shoes.
Attack: Star Blade
Specials: Star Disc, Bubblebeam, Aero Disc, Star Cutter, Star Cloud (Heal), Star Wave.
Cloud Thing
Type: Darkness Spirit
HP: 9000/9000
MP: Unlimited
Status: OK
Weapon Equipped: None
Armor: He's a cloud with an Red eye in the middle
Attack: Dark Meteor
Specials: Confusion, Hatred Beam, Self Heal, Eye Beam, Rain Chaos
JLR's Turn (Uses Star Blade on the Eye of Cloud Thing)
Cloud Thing loses 100HP
Current HP of Cloud Thing: 8900HP
Cloud Thing: HA! You think that little blade of yours will work!? HA!
Cloud Thing uses Dark Meteor on JLR
JLR loses 234 HP.
Current HP of JLR: 436 HP
JLR: Damn... this crazy cloud is stronger than I thought!
Now someone continue... Include the stats I provided for Me and Cloud Thing for yourself. NO GODMODE, OR MAKE ATTACKS THAT TAKE OUT 9999HP!! I want this to be interesting...
You can be silly here... just not TOO silly.... ;p
I need a hug.
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mecha tails
Regular
Posts: 106
(3/10/01 10:58:26 pm)
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*mecha tails enters*
As mecha sees JLR fight the Cloud Thing, mecha steps in
OOC: BTW, Here's the current stats on mecha at the moment
Type: Robot/Chaos Emerald
HP: 800/800
MP(Although he doesn't really use magic...): 100/100
Status: Angry
Wepon Equiped: Beam Sword
Armor: Nothing but standard chlothing, the mysterious metal he's made up of is armor enough
Attack: Slash
Specials: Super Slash(Repeated slashes in seconds), Tornado, Chaos Blast (DBZ style blast using the energy from the Chaos Emerald built in him) form 1 (Energy ball) form 2 (Beam) form 3 (Lazer), Evade, Spindash, Repair
Mecha's turn
mecha uses Slash on Cloud Thing causing 150 HP damage
Curent HP of Cloud Thing: 8750
Cloud Thing: Ha! That was your attack! Take this!
Cloud Thing uses Dark Metor on mecha
mecha losses 90 HP
Current HP of mecha: 710 HP
Here is my first attempt at a sig...
"It's craptacular" -Bart Simpson |
Munkee
TPCG Visitor
(3/11/01 11:23:29 am)
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Enter the echidna... winged... thing...
Munkee wrestled with the T.V. antenna atop the main TPCG building. "Why... won't... this... damn... thing... work!" With a sudden lightning strike the antenna snapped from it's position on the roof.
That was the first moment Munkee notice the deep black clouds around him. A cold wind blew through his fur, causing the echinda to shiver. He wrapped his wings around his body attempted to block the icy wind.
Squinting across the horizon he could see something, two dots. A sudden explosion of black matter and the violet echidna jumped by in surprise.
His eyes narrowed as he spread his black wings out. Taking a swan dive from the roof he caught the wind draft, gliding towards the battle on the horizon.
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>>>Munkee<<<
<900/900Hp ; 25/25Mp>
Type: Dark angel
Species: Echidna
Eye: Red
Height: 5'11"
Weapon efficency:
Guns - 92%
Long Swords - 45%
Specials: <Adam's apple> <Riochet Ricochet> <Chrono Trigger> <Fuck it all>
Munkee performs shoot.
Dark Cloud -50hp
Dark Cloud's current hp: <8700hp>
<Cue Sailor-Moon-like intro>
"I will not let you destroy this world. Dark cloud's are... dark... and not nice. In the name of... myself. I will punish you."
Munkee does a weird pointing thing at the cloud.
The Cloud Thing remains quiet for a second. "Uh... okay"
Cloud performs Smashy!
Munkee -230hp
Munkee lays on the ground slightly disfigured. "Hey... that was mean..."
Munkee's current hp: <770hp>
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Dark Chicken Master
Guardian of the
Master Chicken
Posts: 47
(3/11/01 4:58:35 pm)
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MOO!
Riochets Stats... and stuff...
Type: Chicken Master
HP: 600/600
M(agic) Points: 400/400
Status: Bored
Weapon Equipped: A Baseball Bat
Attack: Bat-a-rang, Boom-Boom
Specials: TPCG Mobile, Cow Stomp, Sasiki-Shaka-Naka, Tylenol (Heal)
(RIOCHET joins the fight!)
(SOmeone else can write stuff in for me. I'm too lazy)
I am getting boreder by the second.
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TaeshiLH 
Meet the Sonic
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Posts: 246
(3/11/01 7:35:34 pm)
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Ooh! ME!!! ^,^
Lil Hedgie is walking, looking down because is depressed. Cold makes her shiver as she groans from depression and cold. Her eyes widen as she suddently sees a dark cloud covering her as her friends, JRL, Munkee, MechaTails, and Riochet are fighting hard
Lil: *Shakens* oh no!
Cloud Thing: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Shoots Hatred Beam at JRL, Munkee, Riochet, and MechaTails*
JRL: AHHHHHHH!!!!!
<JRL loses 85 HP. JRL's current HP: 351>
MechaTails: OUCHHHH!!!
<MechaTails loses 29 HP. MechaTails current HP: 681>
Munkee: AHHHH!!!! CRAPPP!!!
<Munkee loses 87 HP. Munkees current HP: 683>
Riochet: *Gets thrown to a tree* UGGGG!!!
<Riochet loses 64 HP. Riochets current HP: 536>
*As Lil sees everyone aching for a while, she grows angry*
Lil: Oh, THAT is it. I'M JOINING!!!
Lil Hedgie
Type: Light Blue Hedgehog
HP: 247/247
Healing power: Unlimited
Defence: Very high
attack: Ok...
Status: Depressed, Angry, and Worried
Weapon Equipped: Wand (Shoots water, fire, and electricity)
Armor: None
Attack: Care attack (Only uses when friends get super hurt) also throws junk and kicks
Specials: Recover (Self-heal) Help (Heals one) Careheal (Lil uses her OWN HP to heal allies and makes them invinsible for 2 turns. Lil's HP will be drained to 40) Heal blast (Heals all and can include self if wants)
can also turn into:
Tae-shi
Type: Yellow cat
HP: 987/987
Healing power: unlimited but not as strong as Lil Hedgie
Defence: Ok...
Attack: Very high
Status: Depressed, Angry, worried, and really wanting to fight
Weapon equiped: Wand and karate skills ^,^
Armor: None
Attack: Care attack, triple kick, super punch, Long-hard-achy-feline-super-scracth, throws junk
Specials: Recover (Self heal, but not as strong) Help (Heals one, but not as strong) CareHeal (Tae-shi uses her OWN power to heal friends completely, making them invinsible for 2 turns. Tae-shi's HP will be drained to 40) Heal blast (Heals all and can heal self if wants but not as strong)
Lil: *Does heal blast to MechaTails, JRL, Munkee, and Riochet*
JRL: (670 HP) WHOOO!!! YEAH!!
MechaTails: (800 HP) YES!
Munkee: (900 HP) Hell YES!
Riochet: (600 HP) Moo!
Cloud Thing: Oh HELL NO! *Does a Dark Meteor at Lil*
Lil: (Defence) UGG!! OWW!!
<Lil lost 47 HP. Lil's current Hp: 200>
This post has been brought to you by PRESARIO 1410, my ability to acess typing, and the letter 'E'! Lets remember Dale Earnhart, the racecar driver who unfortunately died in the NASCARS. You have heard Lil Hedgie talk. =D
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Jet Loco Radio
Trippy Loco Whirlwind Thingie
Posts: 249
(3/11/01 7:49:17 pm)
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Lil: Argh!
Cloud Thing: Heh heh heh heh...
Riochet: You aren't going to get away with getting me!
*Riochet uses Cow Stomp but nothing happens*
Cloud Thing: Ha! You think--
*All of a sudden, a big cow stomps Cloud Thing and loses 289 HP*
Cloud Thing HP: 8411
JLR: My turn!
*JLR uses Bubblebeam [I make a bunch of cold bubbles at something really fast) at Cloud Thing, then Cloud Thing loses 154 HP)
Cloud Thing HP: 8257
Cloud Thing: HEY! THAT'S COLD!
JLR: Was that a pun?
Cloud Thing: YES, FOOL! PUNS RULE!
JLR: Grr...
I need a hug.
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mecha tails
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Posts: 107
(3/11/01 7:52:37 pm)
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Re: RPG BATTLE!!
mecha tails: Take this you stupid cloud!
mecha tails' turn:
mecha uses Chaos Blast form 1, using 30 MP, causing 500HP Damage
Current HP of Cloud Thing:7757
mecha tails: Like that?
Cloud Thing: Ouch! Stupid robot! Take this!
Cloud Thing uses Confusion on mecha, mecha gets confused.
Here is my first attempt at a sig...
"It's craptacular" -Bart Simpson Edited by: mecha tails at: 3/11/01 7:58:21 pm
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Jet Loco Radio
Trippy Loco Whirlwind Thingie
Posts: 251
(3/12/01 1:43:46 pm)
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...
Mecha does Super Slash on JLR.
JLR Loses 67HP
JLR HP: 603
JLR: Hey!
Mecha Tails: PIE!
JLR: Uh...
*Uses Star Wave on Cloud Thing*
Cloud Thing loses 520HP
JLR loses 25 MP
Cloud Thing HP: 7237
JLR MP: 45
Cloud Thing: Owie...
Lil Throws Junk at Cloud Thing:
Cloud Thing loses 69HP
Cloud Thing HP: 7168
Cloud Thing: Yeah well...
Cloud Thing uses Rain Chaos on everyone loses 235HP
JLR HP: 435
Mecha Tails HP: 565
Munkee HP: 665
Riochet HP: 365
Lil HP: 12
Lil: Crap... *Uses Recover and recovers 134HP*
Lil HP: 146
I need a hug.
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TaeshiLH
Meet the Sonic
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Posts: 247
(3/12/01 7:39:27 pm)
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*Growls*
Lil: Mechatails and JRL need healing *Starts to form a heal blast, including self*
Cloud Thing: Oh no you don't! *Does a confusion on Lil. Lil is now confused*
Lil: *Backing away and slams into a tree* Ugg...HEALLLL!!! *Accidently misses her allies and does a heal at Cloud Thing*
<Cloud Thing's current HP: 8489>
Cloud Thing: Hey!!!~~ This girl ain't half-bad
JRL: LIL!! STOP THAT!!
Lil: CLOUD THING!!! *Raises up wand and does electro-shock at JRL*
<JRL loses 76 HP. JRL's current HP: 357>
<Mechatails isn't confused anymore>
Riochet: Whoa boy...
Munkee: This is gonna hurt me more than its gonna hurt you, Lil *Kicks Lil and she slams into a wall*
Lil: AHHHHHHHH!!
<Lil loses 42 HP. Lils current HP: 104. Lil is not confused anymore>
Lil: *Eyes widen* Oh dear *Does heal blast at everyone*
JRL: (670) YEAH!!!
MechaTails 800 HP) YES!
Munkee: (900 HP) Hell YES!
Riochet: (600 HP) Moo!
Lil: (247) Alright, thats better *Turns to Cloud thing with anger* Now you left me no choice *Grabs necklace and consentrates. Begins to glow golden and slowly, the form of a cat occurs. Lil has tranformed into Tae-shi*
Tae-shis HP: 987
Tae-shi: Alright, time to kick some water in its vapor stage! *Does triple kick at Cloud Thing*
Cloud Thing: AHHHHHH!!! Stupid feline!!!!
<Cloud thing loses 749 HP. Cloud Things current HP: 7740>
This post has been brought to you by PRESARIO 1410, my ability to acess typing, and the letter 'E'! Lets remember Dale Earnhart, the racecar driver who unfortunately died in the NASCARS. You have heard Lil Hedgie talk. =D
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Munkee 
Newgular and
King of Cream Cheese
Posts: 71
(3/12/01 7:39:50 pm)
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Re: ...
<Munkee: 900Hp, 25Mp>
Munkee squinted as the Cloud Thing rumbled in disgust. "You should be dead by now!" As it growled, the eye began to glow a firey red. As it did it targeted Munkee. "HATRED BEAM!"
The echidna didn't even have time to run as a large red energy blast sailed into him. As the red beam dissipated the violet echidna sailed out skidding through the dirt, a trench following his lead.
>Munkee -831hp<
<Munkee: 69Hp, 25Mp>
Munkee pushed himself up by his elbows, spitting the crimson liquid that had gathered in his throat onto the dirt. His eyelids tried desperatly to stay open. His teeth clenched, a set of white cleavers accented with the burgandy of blood.
The echidna stood slowly, spinning wobbily to the cloud thing. "That's it..." He leaned forward slightly, the dual pistols armed and ready behind his back. He shot into a sprint screaming, "FUCK IT ALL!!!"
>Munkee -25Mp<
He got to a distance relatively right under the Cloud Thing, and fired bullet after bullet swapping fire arm each shot. Once the clips had gone empty he dropped the left pistol, and released the magazine for the right. He entered a new magazine, pure white, somewhat glowing.
The echidna widened his stance, bringing the gun to aim with both hands. His bloodened grin spread from ear to ear. His fingers squeezed the trigger, released a loud explosion of energy, the gun shattered in his hand and a large white plasma bullet sailed to the clouds, hitting directly on his nemesis.
>Cloud Thing -956Hp<
>Munkee -50Hp<
<Cloud Thing: 6784Hp>
<Munkee: 19Hp, 0Mp>
The violet echidna became light headed and collapsed in the dirt, strength shattered. He closed his eyes slowly...
Munkee,
"I wouldn't have to be critical of everything if everything didn't SUCK!"
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Edited by: Munkee at: 3/12/01 7:44:20 pm
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Dark Chicken Master
Guardian of the
Master Chicken
Posts: 51
(3/12/01 8:06:44 pm)
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Moo!
<Cloud Thing: 6784Hp>
RIOCHET does "Sasiki-Shaka-Naka"!
(Riochet gathers energy, and finally fires an energy blast. Or something)
CLOUD THING loses 407 HP!
CLOUD THINGS HP: 6377 (I think)
RIOCHET loses 50 MP!
RIOCHETS' MP: 350
JLR'S turn!
He does... "Star Blade"!
CLOUD THING loses 589 HP!
CLOUD THING HP: 5788 (I think)
Some one else can do stuff now! ^__^
I am getting boreder by the second.
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TaeshiLH
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Posts: 248
(3/12/01 8:12:55 pm)
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!!!
Tae-shi: *Screaming with tears squirming out* MUNKEE!!! *Turns to Cloud Thing* LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!
Cloud Thing: Glad to do it!
Tae-shi: That is it!! *Runs up to Cloud thing and does triple kick, super-feline-scratch-attack(shorten up), begins to throw junk, and care attack (Which means Tae-shi will be clinged to Cloud Thing until theres some way to get her off)
Cloud Thing: OH MY GOD!! GET OFF!! OWWWW!! UGGGG!!!
<Cloud thing loses 4235 HP in total. Cloud things current HP: 2549>
*Tae-shi jumps off and darts toward Munkee*
Tae-shi: *Holding Munkees aching head* I can't heal totally....but theres one that I can.... *Tae-shi uses Care-heal*
Munkee: (900) I feel well...!
<Tae-shis HP: 40>
Tae-shi: I feel woozy...*Does recover*
<Tae-shis HP: 578>
This post has been brought to you by PRESARIO 1410, my ability to acess typing, and the letter 'E'! Lets remember Dale Earnhart, the racecar driver who unfortunately died in the NASCARS. You have heard Lil Hedgie talk. =D
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mecha tails
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Posts: 109
(3/12/01 10:23:16 pm)
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Re: RPG BATTLE!!
mecha's turn:
mecha tails:Enough, you caused enough damage!
*Mecha uses all of his MP to charge up a Chaos blast (form 3)*
mecha tails: Taste the fury of a Chaos Emrald!
*Shoots the blast at cloud thing, causing 1500HP Damage*
Current HP of Cloud Thing: 1049
Cloud Thing: Yikes! That hurt!
Cloud Thing uses self heal, recovering 1000 HP
Cloud Thing's HP:2049
Here is my first attempt at a sig...
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TaeshiLH
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Posts: 249
(3/13/01 6:00:47 pm)
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*Stands*
*Tae-shi does a fighting stance and a light blue glow comes in* Gimme yer best shot!
Cloud Thing: Alright, you insensitive little cat *Begins during Dark meteor. Tae-shi begins using agility and runs all over the place, getting missed by every attack he dukes out*
Tae-shi: *Does a thumbs up*
Riochet: *Jumping from behind* HIYAAAA!!!~~ *Jams his baseball bat in Cloud things burning eye*
Cloud thing: AHHH!!! OWWWWW!!!
*Riochet is on Cloud things head, bamming it with the baseball bat. He gives Cloud thing 14 bats on the head*
<Cloud Thing loses 87 HP. Cloud Things current HP: 1962>
Cloud Thing: UGGG!! GET OFF ME, HEDGEHOG!! *Throws Riochet into a tree*
*Cloud thing uses self heal. Cloud Things current HP: 6784*
Cloud Thing: HAHAHAHA!!
*Tae-shi runs up to Riochet*
Tae-shi: Riochet, are you alright???
Riochet: I think I broke a leeeegggggg *Sobs from pain*
Tae-shi: I'll heal you
Cloud Thing: SHES DISTRACTED!! NOWS MY CHANCE!! *Shoots a dark meteor at Tae-shi*
Tae-shi: AHHHHHHH!!!
<Tae-shi loses 120 HP. Tae-shis current HP: 458>
Tae-shi: Owwwwww...
*Cloud thing forms another Dark meteor, aiming at Tae-shi and Riochet*
Tae-shi: UGG!! *Grabs Riochet by the arm and speedily jumps away, missing the Dark meteor by a foot*
Tae-shi: *Does Help on Riochet and his broken leg gets healed*
Riochet: (558 HP instead of 600) *Stands up* YEAHHH!! I feel a little better
*As Riochet charges at Cloud Thing, Tae-shi does Recover and her current HP is 987*
This post has been brought to you by PRESARIO 1410, my ability to acess typing, and the letter 'E'! Lets remember Dale Earnhart, the racecar driver who unfortunately died in the NASCARS. You have heard Lil Hedgie talk. =D
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Munkee
Newgular and
King of Cream Cheese
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(3/13/01 8:19:38 pm)
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Re: *Stands*
Munkee stands, watching the surrounding carnage. His eyes grew firey from anger. The echidna took off in flight, heading to the center of the battlefield.
"Sanity desipation!!! Subconcious emerge!!!" His right hand grew illumated, a white stream following it. "ID YIDDELI!!!"
His fur shifted shades from violet to blue to a pure albino. His red bangs gathered black at the roots and became charged with static, rising to a horizontal floating position. Burgandy streaks formed runes in his fur. His eyes went to a black, swirled with crimson. His wings too lightened to white and red.
>>>Id Yiddeli <1500Hp 100Mp><<<
Type: Chaotic Subconcious (Hostile to all)
Species: Echidna
Status: Eratic
Weapon Equiped: None
Attack: Body slam, Ki blast
Specials: <Self desipation> <Surfacing> <Divine Intervention>
His voice became a crackling, higher mockery of Munkee's. Insane snickering rumbled from his throat. "Self... Desipation!!!"
A blue shock wave ripped from the echidna, devestating the battleground.
>-300Hp to all<
>-15Mp to Id<
<Id 1200HP 85MP>
<Tae-shi 687HP>
<Riochet 258HP>
<Mecha Tails 500HP>
<JLR 370HP>
<Cloud Thing 6484HP>
Munkee,
"I wouldn't have to be critical of everything if everything didn't SUCK!"
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Jet Loco Radio 
Trippy Loco Whirlwind Thingie
Posts: 259
(3/13/01 10:16:48 pm)
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JLR: Watch it Id!
Id: *growls at JLR*
JLR: Or maybe not..
*JLR uses Aero Disc [a small energy disc] on Cloud Thing. It goes through him and the Aero Disc goes back to JLR*
Cloud Thing loses 10HP
JLR loses 2MP
Cloud Thing HP: 6474
JLR MP: 43MP
Cloud Thing: Ha! You think that'll work!? *Uses Rain Chaos on everyone, but nothing happens*
Cloud Thing: Huh!?
JLR: *snickers*
*JLR throws Aero Disc back to Cloud Thing*
Cloud Thing loses 1390HP
Cloud Thing HP: 5084HP
Cloud Thing: But how...?
JLR: I dunno. It works somehow.
I need a hug.
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Dark Chicken Master
Guardian of the
Master Chicken
Posts: 60
(3/14/01 8:09:36 pm)
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Honk.
Riochet: Bat-a-rang!
(He throws his bat, it hits Cloud thing, and returns to Riochet)
Riochet: Hoo ha!
CLOUD THING loses 50 HP
CLOUD THING: 5034
(Oh, and Riochet used Tylenol)
RIOCHETs' HP- 358
I am getting boreder by the second.
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