Author Subject Seven X The Resident Reploid Regular ! posts: 180 (2/5/01 6:28:25 am) Reply New PAFF!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I call this: Attack of the Radioactive Gumbo! Idea: Seven X Part1: Seven X Gumbo owner: Uh...everyone. ------------------------------------------------------------ Hungry hungry TPCG members...A can of mushroom soup, beef cubes, chicken cubes, lotsa daisies...a lethal combination, you reckon? Seven:*YAWN* I'm hungrieeeeee...*Checks watch* 59. 93 pm...ooh...lAAAAAAte...*Laughs like a drunkard* Ami: Look!! Megaman...in a TANGERINE SPEEDO!!! Both: Oh bring me a towel, Mr. tangerine speedo!!! *Tonic appears* Tonic: What in the name? Ami: We're hungriiiiiieeee....whoopdeedoodeedaadeeday! Tonic: *superglues a moustache to his face* Let zee master chef do zee verk!!! Evil Zhorty: NO!! Cease!! Zat viz my line, Shamanic Fledgeflog(Spits everywhere)!! Tonic: OK!! Bring me zee chicken, beef and mushroom soup. *Hands stuff over* Then... *boilboilboil* Lalalalala *BOOOOOOMIE!!!* Nuclear explosion. Seven: Ooh, exPLOsion..whee!!! Ami: Atomic BABOOOOM!!!! Tonic: You guys are NUTS!! *Both 'ploids stare* Tonic: I know I'm good looking but you don't have to stare at me like that! Ami:*Squints* Whats green, glowing, radioactive and contains daisies? Tonic: I dunno. Me? Seven: Nope. But there's one crawling up your arm. Tonic:*looks* AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Getitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoff!!! Now, I shall hand part 2 tooooo: JET LOCO RAAAAAAAAADIO!!!(BTW I did an album cover for ya. S'pretty) "WHEE! Gambit has a Udon Double Snot Attack! Machine gun style!" "Oh eww! WAHAHAHAHA!!!...yeah what shit..." "He has a toilet pipe...." "..." " Mon ami! I don't eat no Jap food, I eat pasta! hey pasta man! Gimme some pasta, man!" Cynthia and Alexandra over Gambit. In a swimming pool.(Respectively) H Hog Burnin' Mechanic posts: 44 (2/6/01 4:56:19 am) Reply Re: New PAFF!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If he's gonna do what he says he's gonna do, he won't have much use for it... And now... The random link of the month... The forum of Lord Ajim Sestren II!! H Hog: ICQ number:96248384 ICQ name: Bastet (Hey, my mom wanted it that way...) Visit my messageboard! http://pub7.ezboard.com/bhhog Hey, nearly everyone has a scrolly quote bar now, I can't afford to be left behind... Let's begin! *What if Sega took over Pokemon? "Buzzbomber, I choose you"? -Me, at school* *If MY dreams come true, we're all in BIG trouble.- Lord Sestren II* *Really, you guys are just...Dickheads! -Radditz, in the English translation of the Dragonball Z RPG* *No, it's really...Togepi!-Tails 151 talking about who DarkSonic could really be* *Do not put heavy objects, such as bricks, cars, or other heavy objects on the VMU. -Dutch version of the VMU manual* *So i guess No one will be getting Shenmue then...-The Dreadknuxster* What? $15,000 for a PS2 and all I get is PONG?!?! -David the Lurker* *SHAKIE SHAKIE IGGY MAE SAY! -Perfect Chaos 0* Bartman: Its Bart on a RC Skateboard, what will they think of next? Ed: A way to kill a PS2? -Edwierdo and Bartman* *SPECIAL QUOTE OF THE WEEK: ***"Nothing dies unless you let it... - Blaze Hedgehog, commenting on the quick death of the Dreamcast...Rest In Peace.*** Want to be in MY scrolling marquee? Say something funny, and if I find it funny enough, it's in!Edited by: H Hog at: 2/6/01 4:56:19 am TaeshiLH Meet the Sonic Know-it-all posts: 104 (2/6/01 6:03:54 pm) Reply Re: New PAFF!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- COOL!!! GREEN THINGY!!!!!!!!!! ...I'm hungry now ^,^;;; This post has been brought to you by PRESARIO 1410, my ability to acess typing, and the letter 'E'!! Thank these sponsors: ~Do you have a can opener, cause I got a surprise for you, a healthy, 100% fat free CAN OF WHOOP @$$!!!!!~ 'AHH!! MY HATS ON FIRE!! HELP!!'-Knuckles/Sonic Anime. If a cat was thrown out of a car, would it be called 'kitty litter'? And remember everyone, THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!! Lil Hedgie has spoken =D Jet Loco Radio Trippy Loco Whirlwind Thingie posts: 63 (2/6/01 6:18:19 pm) Reply Not if I have anything to say! Ch. 2! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ch. 2! While Tonic was trying to get the radioactive mushroom off of his arm, JLR happened to walk in the kitchen... "Finally, Hype is gone..." JLR sighed as he walked in the kitchen... "AAH!!" Tonic yelled. He was flinging his arms until the radioactive mushroom finally flew off of him. The radioactive mushroom landed on JLR's face. "Why is there a radioactive mushroom trying to eat off my face?" JLR said as scraped off the mushroom off of his face. "We were trying to make gumbo..." Seven started... "YOU! COOK!?" JLR laughed at the thought. "Then something went wrong when we tried to cooked it..." Ami said. "I think we overheated it and the gumbo exploded." "Right..." JLR said. Then a big, glowing blob appeared from the stove where the gumbo was cooked. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" It roared. "Oh dear..." JLR said as he was getting his Star Blade ready... Meanwhile, Shorty and TL were arguring. "I know more stuff than you, and I know that THERE'S NO WAY A MONKEY CAN COUNT TO 1000!" TL said. "Ppht!" Shorty said. "Ever heard of Bobo!?" Just then, a gigantic tomato came in and started to attack Shorty and TL. "EEEEEK!" Shorty and TL yelled... Chapter 3 will go to... TAESHI!!! The smileys will take over... ^.^