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Dark Chicken Master
Guardian of the
Master Chicken
Posts: 53
(3/12/01 8:21:48 pm)
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...PAFF...
One day, Riochet was busy milking cows, while listening to the Ray Stevens song, "Teenage Mutant Kung-Fu Chickens". Riochet, to everyone's horrors, was singing along.
Riochet: (Singing) TEENAGE MUTANT KUNG-FU CHICKENS! (Chicken Noise) BIG AS A HOUSE, STRONG AS THE DICKENS! (Chicken Noise) ANYTHING THEY WANT IS EASY PICKENS', (Chicken noise) FOR TEENAGE MUTANT KUNG-FU CHICKENS!
(And yes, that IS a real song!)
Fortunantly, Shorty came along to solve the problem.
(We see Shorty whips out a hammer, and hits Riochet in the head)
Shorty: Heh heh heh...
Daisy: (Who saw the whole thing) MOOOO!
Shorty: Uh oh.
(Shorty runs off, and Daisy chases him)
(JLR walks in with disturbing news!)
JLR: MY GREEN GOOSY-LOOSY FISH DIED OF TUBERCULOSIS!
(Riochet wakes up, Shorty and Daisy run back, and all the TPCGers run back wearing black clothes, and we see JLRs' fish in a tiny casket. We see Daisy crying)
Daisy: (Crying) Moo moo hoo hoo!
Riochet: (Patting Daisy on the back) It's okay, Daisy...
(The ceremony ends, and everyone is being stupid again)
But then, there was an...
ADD ON!
(See how that kinda fits together? WHEEE!)
I am getting boreder by the second.
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Jet Loco Radio 
Trippy Loco Whirlwind Thingie
Posts: 257
(3/12/01 8:37:48 pm)
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...
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!!!
Riochet: Oh no!!!
BSOD: HAHAHAHA!!!! I'M GOING TO STEAL DAISY NOW!!!
BSOD Steals Daisy and then teleports to Riochet's computer.
Riochet: NOOOO!!!
JLR: There's only one thing we can do now!!
Riochet: What?
JLR: That's...
ADDON!
I need a hug.
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aim=Staroxide
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Mike Shaffer 
SonKnuck's favorite beta tester
Posts: 164
(3/12/01 9:14:02 pm)
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Re: ...
.......jump around like a kangaroo!
Mike: How will that help?
JLR: I have no idea!
(JLR jumps around like a kangaroo. Just then, a helicopter crash lands out of nowhere)
Lil: It's a helicopter!
SonKnuck: Yeah, now we can escape!
Mike: Good idea!
(TPCG gets in the helicopter and fly off)
Munkee: So, who's gonna fly this thing?
Riochet: There's only one way to determine that.......
 -Mike Shaffer
AIM - Loony Mike
ICQ - 31134332
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Dark Chicken Master
Guardian of the
Master Chicken
Posts: 56
(3/13/01 12:56:07 pm)
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And that is...
And then, before he could answer, Riochet ran off laughing, and sat in the pilots seat!
Riochet: JLR! Get in here! You're co-pilot! Now you can see the mayhem with front row seats!
JLR: (Sits down) Oh dear...
(So, they fly around, and they keep hitting in to........)
ADD ON!
I am getting boreder by the second.
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Jet Loco Radio 
Trippy Loco Whirlwind Thingie
Posts: 263
(3/13/01 10:31:55 pm)
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...
The Moron Men, who keeps on bumping the helicopter with their flying sheep.
Wafflz: Fukk off, now!
Corn: YEH! GIGIGIGA!!!
Then all of a sudden...
I need a hug.
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ICQ=108490279 |
Dark Chicken Master
Guardian of the
Master Chicken
Posts: 59
(3/14/01 8:01:54 pm)
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Then....
...A FISH FLEW THROUGH THE SKY!!!!!
Fish: Hey! Watch it!
Riochet: Why don't you make me?!
Fish: I will!
Riochet: Uh oh...
(Inside the passenger room, everyone's seeing what's happening)
Lil: Anyone notice he always gets himself in to these sort of things?
BUT THEN...
ADD ON!
I am getting boreder by the second.
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