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Mike Shaffer 
Regular
Posts: 120
(2/25/01 4:16:50 pm)
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Add-on story!
Everyone was hangin' out at TPCG HQ when all of the sudden.......

Mike: WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!
TL: I don't know, but man, it's bad!
SonKnuck: I think it's coming from there. (Points at a door)
Lil: Well, let's open it and find out.
(Lil opens the door and reveals that what smells so bad is.......)


Someone please continue this!

-Mike Shaffer

Jet Loco Radio 
Trippy Loco Whirlwind Thingie
Posts: 156
(2/25/01 4:49:02 pm)
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Someone like me... ;>
The smell that smelt bad was a rotting Dreamcast!

JLR: Uh... Dreamcasts don't rot...

Shorty: They can rust...

SonKnuck: You moron, a Dreamcast is plastic!

Riochet: Maybe it's not a Dreamcast at all...

All of a sudden, the Dreamcast starts attacking Shorty.

Shorty: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Rotting Dreamcast: HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

SonKnuck: Who are you?

Rotting Dreamcast: I'm--

ADDON!

Nuts da P.
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Da Chicken Master  
Official TPCG Singer
and Dancer!
Posts: 323
(2/25/01 8:09:19 pm)
Reply 		...DR. KAFWAMBLE IN DISGUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Kafwamble: Mouhahahahahahahahahaha!
DCM: I now how to handle this!

(He throws a chicken at the Doctor, and he dies)

JLR: That was short.
Lil: Uh oh...
All: Uh oh?

ADD ON!

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Jet Loco Radio 
Trippy Loco Whirlwind Thingie
Posts: 159
(2/25/01 8:19:11 pm)
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...It's...
...A MUTANT PIG!

*everyone sees a mutant pig attacking the city*

SonKnuck: There's only one thing to do...

Lil: What?

ADDON

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TaeshiLH 
Meet the Sonic
Know-it-all
Posts: 189
(2/25/01 8:43:15 pm)
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ME NEXT ME NEXT
SonKnuck: ITS TIME TO TAKE OUT MY MAGIC EYE CRUST!

*Sonknuck throws it at the Mutant pig, causing it to-

This post has been brought to you by PRESARIO 1410,my ability to acess typing,and the letter 'E'!Lets remember Dale Earnhart,the racecar driver who unfortunately died in the NASCARS. You have heard Lil Hedgie talk.

Hey, people!I GOT MY OWN SCROLLY QUOTES!! "Do not defy the power of cluck!"-Riochet "SONIC SHAKING HIS BLUE LITTLE BOTTOM!!..got an image yet?"-TL when I said I didn't wanna get an image of Sonic shaking his hiney "Hey!You're boring.Why are you boring me?You're boring everyone.QUIT BORING EVERYONE!"-Me when my brother was boring me "I'd like to take this opportunity to say the word opportunity because I love the word opportunity and every opportunity I get to say opportunity, I take that opportunity to say opportunity"-Fay "VIBRATOR!"-Maggie "Hahahaha I'm always so amused by death.."-Joanna "AHH!!WE ARE GONNA DIE!OUR BRAINS WILL DISSOLVE AND SLIDE OUT OF OUR NOSE AND WE WILL EVENTUALLY STARVE!!We shall now be pronounced dead"-me when I was bored by school "..umn ..the things I stepped on and squished the other day? I dunno their names..;P"-TL when I asked him to name the other 2 Beatles "I had a dream of my untimely death.."me when I had a nightmare "Hey, I found someones gum!"-Riochet in Shortys Fic "Pokemon + gay animation and rip off names = Digimon"-Edge Hope ya enjoyed the quotes, have a nice day and remember..BROCCOLI WILL EAT _YOU_ SOMEDAY! MUAHAHA!!

Mike Shaffer 
Regular
Posts: 123
(2/25/01 8:47:54 pm)
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Next part!
.......turn into a turtle.

Mike: Well, that was.......unexpected.
JLR: So, what now?
SonKnuck: Let's go play Sonic Adventure.
Mike: Sounds good to me.
Lil: Uhh.......guys???
All expect Lil: What?
Lil: Look what's happening to that turtle!

(The turtle started to freak out and.......)

-Mike Shaffer

Jet Loco Radio 
Trippy Loco Whirlwind Thingie
Posts: 171
(2/25/01 9:09:34 pm)
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...
Turn into Andre Dirk!

Andre: HAHAHA!! Found you now!

But then Andre was crushed by a...

Nuts da P.
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Mike Shaffer 
Regular
Posts: 125
(2/26/01 5:26:44 pm)
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Next part
.......giant robot!

Robot: Must destroy TPCG!
JLR: Uh-oh! What do we do now?!
Mike: There's only one thing to do!
Lil: What's that?
Mike: I gotta.......

-Mike Shaffer

TaeshiLH 
Meet the Sonic
Know-it-all
Posts: 193
(2/26/01 6:07:21 pm)
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ME NEXT ME NEXT!
Mike: I gotta take a giant piss!!

Lil: *Raises eyebrow* Now is not the good time to SHARE ABOUT YOUR WANTING TO WHIZ! WE GOT A ROBOT TO WORRY ABOUT!!

Mike: I got an idea (Mike whizzes on the robot and it goes nuts and explodes from liquid being mixed with electricity)

All: Hoorah!

Edge: WAIT!! ITS STANDING UP!!!

Robot: I am here to destroy a SAT AM Sonic character and that is...

This post has been brought to you by PRESARIO 1410,my ability to acess typing,and the letter 'E'!Lets remember Dale Earnhart,the racecar driver who unfortunately died in the NASCARS. You have heard Lil Hedgie talk.

Hey, people!I GOT MY OWN SCROLLY QUOTES!! "Do not defy the power of cluck!"-Riochet "SONIC SHAKING HIS BLUE LITTLE BOTTOM!!..got an image yet?"-TL when I said I didn't wanna get an image of Sonic shaking his hiney "Hey!You're boring.Why are you boring me?You're boring everyone.QUIT BORING EVERYONE!"-Me when my brother was boring me "I'd like to take this opportunity to say the word opportunity because I love the word opportunity and every opportunity I get to say opportunity, I take that opportunity to say opportunity"-Fay "VIBRATOR!"-Maggie "Hahahaha I'm always so amused by death.."-Joanna "AHH!!WE ARE GONNA DIE!OUR BRAINS WILL DISSOLVE AND SLIDE OUT OF OUR NOSE AND WE WILL EVENTUALLY STARVE!!We shall now be pronounced dead"-me when I was bored by school "..umn ..the things I stepped on and squished the other day? I dunno their names..;P"-TL when I asked him to name the other 2 Beatles "I had a dream of my untimely death.."me when I had a nightmare "Hey, I found someones gum!"-Riochet in Shortys Fic "Pokemon + gay animation and rip off names = Digimon"-Edge Hope ya enjoyed the quotes, have a nice day and remember..BROCCOLI WILL EAT _YOU_ SOMEDAY! MUAHAHA!!

Mike Shaffer 
SonKnuck's favorite beta tester
Posts: 126
(2/26/01 9:02:25 pm)
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My turn (again)!
.......Antoine.

SonKnuck: So, you're going to kill Antoine?
Robot: Yep.
Mike: Oh well, it could be worse.
Lil: Yeah, at least you're not going to kill Sonic or anything.
Robot: You mean you guys don't care?!
Anony: No, not really.
Robot: Fine, in that case I'll.......

-Mike Shaffer

TaeshiLH 
Meet the Sonic
Know-it-all
Posts: 198
(2/27/01 7:19:18 pm)
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ME NEXT ME NEXT!

Robot: In that case, I will kill SALLY ACORN!!

*A long, eerie pause floods the room*

Shorty: *Crossing his arms* yah, you do that!

Lil: *Holding up a flag* WHOOPEE!!! GO GO!!

Robot: ARGGG!! Theres gotta be SOMETHING you people will not ant to die

Lil: Oh, WE know

Robot: and what is that?

All: ITS....

This post has been brought to you by PRESARIO 1410,my ability to acess typing,and the letter 'E'!Lets remember Dale Earnhart,the racecar driver who unfortunately died in the NASCARS. You have heard Lil Hedgie talk.

Hey, people!I GOT MY OWN SCROLLY QUOTES!! "Do not defy the power of cluck!"-Riochet "SONIC SHAKING HIS BLUE LITTLE BOTTOM!!..got an image yet?"-TL when I said I didn't wanna get an image of Sonic shaking his hiney "Hey!You're boring.Why are you boring me?You're boring everyone.QUIT BORING EVERYONE!"-Me when my brother was boring me "I'd like to take this opportunity to say the word opportunity because I love the word opportunity and every opportunity I get to say opportunity, I take that opportunity to say opportunity"-Fay "VIBRATOR!"-Maggie "Hahahaha I'm always so amused by death.."-Joanna "AHH!!WE ARE GONNA DIE!OUR BRAINS WILL DISSOLVE AND SLIDE OUT OF OUR NOSE AND WE WILL EVENTUALLY STARVE!!We shall now be pronounced dead"-me when I was bored by school "..umn ..the things I stepped on and squished the other day? I dunno their names..;P"-TL when I asked him to name the other 2 Beatles "I had a dream of my untimely death.."me when I had a nightmare "Hey, I found someones gum!"-Riochet in Shortys Fic "Pokemon + gay animation and rip off names = Digimon"-Edge Hope ya enjoyed the quotes, have a nice day and remember..BROCCOLI WILL EAT _YOU_ SOMEDAY! MUAHAHA!!

Mike Shaffer 
SonKnuck's favorite beta tester
Posts: 129
(2/27/01 8:40:39 pm)
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Next part
.......SEGA!
Robot: Ok then, I'll destroy SEGA!
Mike: Heh, good luck.
Robot: WHAT?!
Lil: A puny robot like you couldn't take out a major company.
SonKnuck: Yeah.
Robot: Aww.......well then, I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!
Mike: Oh crap!
Robot: I will destroy you all by.......

-Mike Shaffer

Jet Loco Radio 
Trippy Loco Whirlwind Thingie
Posts: 160
(2/27/01 9:53:05 pm)
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...
Making you force to watch Battlefield Earth!

Mike: YOU MONSTER!

Lil: You must be mad!

Just then the characters of Battlefield Earth...

addon.

Nuts da P.
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Matt the Yak 
Strangely not
a Yak at all.
Posts: 105
(2/28/01 5:55:01 am)
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Re: ME NEXT ME NEXT!
Hey hey hey! Some of us _like_ SatAM y'know! *I'd've tried to stop the robot... but.. enough of that. On with the story*

anyway... the characters of Battlefield Earth...

...act badly.

Actor #1: Argh. It is, the. Aliens.
Actor #2: We must. Stop. Them.

Lil: OH MY GOD NOOOOOO!!!

Actor #2: (normal) Look, lady, the robot's responsible for all this.

Mike: You mean the robot's really...
Actor #1: (normal) Yes. John Travolta.

John Travolta: Damn, you found me out! Now I'll have to...


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Mike Shaffer 
SonKnuck's favorite beta tester
Posts: 130
(2/28/01 6:07:35 pm)
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Re: ME NEXT ME NEXT!
.......bake a pie!
SonKnuck: Bake a pie?!
John Travolta: That's right!
(John Travolta bakes an apple pie and throws it in Matt's face)
Matt: Ahh! There's pie in my face!
John Travolta: Ha ha ha!
Mike: That's it! Now it's time to.......

-Mike Shaffer

TaeshiLH 
Meet the Sonic
Know-it-all
Posts: 204
(2/28/01 7:35:43 pm)
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ME NEXT ME NEXT!
*Giggles* Say, Matt, sorry if you were insulted...
Hey, most of the members hate Pokemon, but hey *Plays on Gameboy* MUAHAHAHA *Gets tackled*

Mike: Now its time to...EAT!! *Chows down pie*

Robot: I'm tired of this!! Well, gonna go kill Sally A-

Matt: NOOOOO!!! *Tackles Robot* LEAVE HER ALONE!!

Riochet: Should we help him?

Shorty: *Crossing arms* When pigs fly

Lil: Meh, the robots are weakling anyways *Throws a massive vaccuum and sucks robot up*

Robot: AHHH!!

Matt: YAY!! WE SAVED SALLY!!

*Almost everyone cheers. Others smiles seeing everyone happy*

Sonique: BOO YEAH!!!

Lil: *Pause* Now what?

Everyone: ....ummm

ADD ON!! ^-^

This post has been brought to you by PRESARIO 1410,my ability to acess typing,and the letter 'E'!Lets remember Dale Earnhart,the racecar driver who unfortunately died in the NASCARS. You have heard Lil Hedgie talk.

Hey, people!I GOT MY OWN SCROLLY QUOTES!! "Do not defy the power of cluck!"-Riochet "SONIC SHAKING HIS BLUE LITTLE BOTTOM!!..got an image yet?"-TL when I said I didn't wanna get an image of Sonic shaking his hiney "Hey!You're boring.Why are you boring me?You're boring everyone.QUIT BORING EVERYONE!"-Me when my brother was boring me "I'd like to take this opportunity to say the word opportunity because I love the word opportunity and every opportunity I get to say opportunity, I take that opportunity to say opportunity"-Fay "VIBRATOR!"-Maggie "Hahahaha I'm always so amused by death.."-Joanna "AHH!!WE ARE GONNA DIE!OUR BRAINS WILL DISSOLVE AND SLIDE OUT OF OUR NOSE AND WE WILL EVENTUALLY STARVE!!We shall now be pronounced dead"-me when I was bored by school "..umn ..the things I stepped on and squished the other day? I dunno their names..;P"-TL when I asked him to name the other 2 Beatles "I had a dream of my untimely death.."me when I had a nightmare "Hey, I found someones gum!"-Riochet in Shortys Fic "Pokemon + gay animation and rip off names = Digimon"-Edge Hope ya enjoyed the quotes, have a nice day and remember..BROCCOLI WILL EAT _YOU_ SOMEDAY! MUAHAHA!!

Dark Chicken Master
Guardian of the
Master Chicken
Posts: 39
(3/2/01 5:11:16 pm)
Reply 		Fushy foo-foo!

(A cow parades around the room)

Cow: Wakka wakka moo moo! Yeah, yeah!
DCM: HOLY CRAP!
Cow: Moo?
DCM: IT'S AN...........

ADD ON!

I am getting boreder by the second.

Ha ha ha ha! I am once again using the scrolly quote thingy! WHEEEE! =P "Maybe he's just poor...and thats all he can afford to eat" --Delious Darkain "(How about he smells like shit, and he uses spices for deoderant" --Erickson "Ahhhhh!! That picture's so bad, it's making me see thru' time!!!" --Shorty, when I showed some people a picture I made "Roll up for the Mystery Tour, dammit!" --Riochet "TL: An echidnoyle that HATES to wake up early. " --Lil Hedgie "I am not 'THE Chicken Master', I am _DA_ Chicken Master!" --Riochet (Me) "=) I like jam!"--Shorty "Happy Anniversary swe--, er Lil!" --Jet Loco Radio (H.Mac) "Mac and Lil sitting in a tree... F-U-C-K-I-N-- *whack*" --Shorty about H.Mac Flirting with Lil Hedgie "REVENGE OF THE EVIL KILLER SMILIES!!!!" --H Hog "who wants the big CORN to rule thi bord..." --Corn the Idiot when he hacked into Jet Loco Radios' EZBoard account thingy "Man! I R sooooo phat! I M kool! HM and H Hog will never be able to make fun of me now! 'cuz I changed my insult to say H Pig! yea! That makes me smart an' stuff! I called Crazy Mr Leo a "cummingmisseslaw!" They'll be soooo mad and they won't be able to say anything back! My fragile manly ego has been avenged!" --H Hog making fun of Corn

Mike Shaffer 
SonKnuck's favorite beta tester
Posts: 131
(3/2/01 5:39:37 pm)
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Re: Fushy foo-foo!
.......earthquake!
Cow: MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: Uh-oh, that cow got Mad Cow disease!
Cow (starts going crazy): MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Just then the cow.......)

-Mike Shaffer

Jet Loco Radio 
Trippy Loco Whirlwind Thingie
Posts: 163
(3/2/01 7:57:26 pm)
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...
The cow turned into Wafflz!!

Wafflz: HAHAHAHA!!! You fukkers are mine!

Just then his Waffle Army came up from the depths of hell.

Wafflz Army: All your base are belong to us!!

Mike: Uh...

Then the Wafflz Army Start attacking Hyperopolis...

Mike: What should we do?

SonKnuck: well...

addon!

Nuts da P.
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Mike Shaffer 
SonKnuck's favorite beta tester
Posts: 134
(3/2/01 10:41:31 pm)
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Re: ...
.......let's throw a party!
JLR: Yeah, sounds fun!
(Party music starts playing out of nowhere and everyone starts dancing)
Wafflz: Aw, what the heck? I'll join in too!
(Wafflz starts dancing)
Lil: This is awesome!
Mike: Yeah, but that isn't! (points up ahead)
SonKnuck: Oh my god! It's.......

-Mike Shaffer

Jet Loco Radio 
Trippy Loco Whirlwind Thingie
Posts: 167
(3/2/01 10:45:38 pm)
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...
Mike: BAHA MEN!!!

JLR: Dear god no...

Baha Men: All your base are belong to us? Sounds like a good title for a rap...

*The Baha Men Start rapping*

Baha Men(rapping) :All your base are belong to us! Uh-huh! All your base are belong to us! Uh-huh! All your base are belong to us! Uh-huh! All your base are belong to us!...

The rap song continues until...

ADDON!

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