The Nintendo World Torture Posted by Anony One and Lil Hedgie on July 27, 2000 at 20:18:09 Ok, LH really enjoyed the jokes from the comic I'm working on so we now are making jokes about being in the nintendo world. So Enjoy THE NINTENDO WORLD TORTURE! The TPCG Base. Where Ami and Anony practice their aim on Mario Dolls. Ami fires and hits the Mario Doll. Anony charges up and fires in reverse hitting LH who is humming Toot toot Sonic Warrior. Anony: Heh heh, are you goona kill me? Lil Hedgie: YES! I AM! Lil Hedgie chokes Anony and sends forces him into SonKnucks Transporter, but sucked LH in it. SonKnuck: Oh no! That device sends them randomly out of the Sonic World! Sonique: Oh great! Send out the search and rescue squad! Shorty: Ready to go! Ami: Let's go! TLoB: Bring it on! Seth: Yahoo! Edge: Lets go! Ami and Shorty walk into a broom closet while the others walk into the portal seperatly. SonKnuck: NO! NO! NO! NOW THERE IN DIFFERENT WORLDS! Sonique: So................ ....................etc. Anony: Where am I? LH: Somewhere else, Anony: Ahhhhh! You're here! LH: *Cracks Knuckles* Now to finish the job! *Chases Anony to the Mushroom kingdom. Anony: Crap the Mushroom Kingdom! LH: *Hums Toot Toot Sonic Warrior* Anony: Shut up! LH: *hums Louder* Anony: SHUT UP! LH:*Starts Singing* Anony: That's it *Fires Fowards* Damn! Now I get it right! Toad Police: Your are arested for killing Mario! LH: Say Wha!? Toad Police: *Holds up dead Mario* LH: Oh. The Toad Police take them to jail. Anony: Oh man! They could have given us a seperate jail cell. LH: What do you mean? Anony: get away! Guard Toad: Kissy Kissy! LH:*Turns Red* Shut up! Guard Toad: Kissy wissy! LH: I am gonna kill you! Guard Toad: LOL LH: Screw you! Anony: That's it! *Blast opens wall, walks to next jail cell, then closes hole* LH: That's it! do that again! Anony: Do what? LH: Boys are so stupid. Anony: I'm bored! *Blasts his way out* LH: Wait for me! Anony walks to Megaman land. Megaman: Dr. Light! Somebody is aproaching, Dr. Light: Indeed! Roll: Who does he work for? Protoman: Who do you work for? Anony: I don't work? Megaman: He's in. Cutman: Attack! LH: Nintey-nine bottles of beer....*Gutsman breaks wall* Hey I'm free! Now to kill Anony! Anony: No don't! LH: *Throws Anony through Misty's bathroom window* Anony: Uh Oh! Gotta hide! *Hides in shower* Misty: Ahhhh Time to shower Anony: Oh ######! *Turns invisible* Misty: Ahhhhh...... Anony: Oooooo. Misty: Ash! Are you in here again? *Ash falls from ceiling* ash: Uhhh. Hi! Misty: That's it! I can't hold it in anymore! *Has sex with ash* Anony: Oooo! This is good! *Turns visible* Misty: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW! Pervert! *Kicks Anony out window* LH: What kept you? Anony: oooooo...... Misty: Get back here! *Chases Anony* Anony: AHHHHHH! Ash: You stole my girlfriend! *Chases Misty* LH: Oh damn this is funny! *Chases Ash* Anony: Oh...... Oh...... Oh...... Oh...... Oh...... Oh...... Oh...... Oh...... Oh...... Oh...... Oh...... Lil Hedgie: Well it seems we have technical difficulties, come back in two days to see the next Nintendo World Torture! Anony: Help me! LH: *Trips Anony* Loser...... Anony: Oh! That's a good movie! LH: *Roles Eyes* Nintendo World Torture Part2: The bad sequel! Posted by Anony One and Lil Hedgie on July 29, 2000 at 12:51:46 Begining Chapter Two.......*Pushes Button*Initializing........*Flips Switch* Waiting for your command......... LH: Would you shut up and turn the projector on? Anony: Fine! >Anony: Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh.........Oh......... LH: Did you fix the damn thing? Anony: No..... LH: Why not! You a lazy one or something! Yeah thats right! Your The Lazy One! Not Anonymous One! *Kicks machine* >Anony: Gotta get away! Anony: Hey! You fixed it! .............etc. >Misty: Get back here! Ash: yeah! LH: *LOL* This is hilarious! Anony: Ahhhhhh! *Crashes into a rock* The Rock's dirt and debris form the words...... The Nintendo World Torture! Part 2 Anony: Must get outta this mess......TECHNOLOGY POWERS ACTIVATE! Edge: You can't use those powers! I gave them to you and I said no! Anony: Fine.........Psycic powers activate!*Sends Ash and Misty fling toward the mushroom kingdom* LH:*Runs up to Anony* That was hilarious! But let's no le this go outta hand. Anony: Outta hand! Outta Hand! I was chased by a naked female nintendo star! Followed by a male on! Besides the fact your are constantly trying to kill me! LH:*begins to cry* I'm sorry.....I was only trying to help....be funny tat is...... Anony: Are you gonna sit there and cry all night! LH: God you're gulable! I was faking! Anony: It's getting dark out! You go find a place for you to stay..... I will camp out here........ LH: Okay....*Walks out into wilderness* Kabutops: ROAR! LH: *screams and runs toward Anony's camp* Where is it? LH looks around to see nothing, then she looks up to find a very small floating peice of ground. Anony: Aww man! You found my hideout! LH: It's scary out there! Can I stay here. Anony; Fine....... At 2 am....... LH: Anony..... Anony: What? LH: I'm scared.... Anony: Of what? LH: For one...We are in the Nintendo world, and two....Anony? Anony? .......In Poke'mon land......... Anony: Eeeeew, Poke'mon...... Well at least LH isn't here... LH: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Anony: *Up ina tree* What the hey are you doing here? LH: I thought of a place you wouldn't go and looked for you there! Anony: Right..... LH: I'm gonna find a place to sleep.... later! *Sleeps ona bench* Pokenerd1: Haha! Hobo! Pokenerd2: Hobo! Pokenerd3: Homo! I mean hobo! LH: * Wakes up *.....huh what? paperboy: Extra Extra! The most Succesfull man alive! The Anonymous One! LH: What! Anony: hahah.....boo! LH wakes up back in the nintendo jail from early part one.... LH: Still back here? Anony: What are you talking about? LH: We are still in Mario Jail!? Anony: Duh! I told my story of Mario Movie 2 and Everybody fell asleep! LH: Thats all fine and well but where is the restroom? Anony: *Points to toilet* LH: I'm not going in that thing! *Walks up to security Guard* You listen retart! You let me go potty or this place will not be a pretty mess! Guard: Fine..... LH: And that goes for Anony over there too! Anony: Hi! Guard: Whatever.....*Opens door and the two escape* LH: Good! And no to take care of buissness! Anony: *Flies away* LH: Get back here! Chaochi: Hiiiiii! LH: Chaochi! Follow that turd! Chaochi: Right! *Flies LH speedily behind Anony* Anony: I can't shake him! Chaochi: The force is strong in this one. LH: Fire on my comand! Anony: Gotta get outta here! LH: One..... Anony: Sheet! LH: Two! Anony: Outta here! *Dives into Princess's moat* LH: Uh oh! Chaochi: What? *Crashes into Princess's castle causing it to collapse* Anony: Cool......Haha! LH can't fly for beans! LH: Haha! *Kicks Anony in the nuts* Anony: Shutting up! Anony and LH walk into hyrule home of Link and Zelda. Goron: Greetings! Welcome to hyrule! LH: Yeah that's great! Zora: We bring you peice and stuff! Anony: Great! They walk by. LH: *Sings* Toot Toot Sonic Warrior! Anony: Sonic Boom is beter! *Sings* LH: Toot Toot Sonic Warrior! Anony; Sonic Boom! LH: Sonic Warrior! Anony: S-Boom! LH: Toot Toot! Anony: What are you a train? LH: Yeah! I'm a train! *Grab's Anony's arm spins around and sends Anony flying into the hole on top of Death Mountain* That will keep him for a while...... .............etc. Anony: That's then end of part 2! LH: Doesn't every part 2 suck? Anony: Ya! But stay tuned for part 3! LH: Yeah it will be a lot better then this! I promise! Anony: yeah but isn't loser a good movie?